0:00 The day after Bart dies, we're we tell Tekk that we're all his dad now. The day after. So, you know where you're at now. So, what if it was 20 mil? I think it's got to be north of 50 mil, I think. Dang. For one year. 50 mil. I don't know how much ice cream you could buy that kid after. [Music] Welcome to an episode of Careful Boys. We're going to get honest answers from Nick. Starting with Nick. Oh, man. Always. Yeah. For a million dollars, would you fake your death? One year minimum, you have to be dead. I could be dead for a whole year. Yeah, but Tiff has to know that you're dead. Nobody knows. So like Tiff will think you died. For Millie, she'd be okay with it. She'll she'll be okay with it. It'll reverse the grieving that she went through for the year. You can't see your dog. You can't see your dog. A year. I could do a year. I could do. Every week
0:50 we send you pictures of one of us consoling Tiff and looking at the camera. All right. Then I'd be like, "All right, guys. I can't. We're taking her to like dinners. So, we're the only one that knows. Hey, keep Steve away from her, dude. That son of a ████ I remember the prompt. Sm. I think I I think I hear a ghost. Yeah. You doing? By the way, she really likes Red Robin. I don't know what you were talking about. If Steve did a bit with Tiff where he was like, I think I I could hear him. I'm talking to him like you did that. That would be hilarious. Yeah. Is there a Is there a hug? Is there a pug? You should come. You should come give me a little kiss on the cheek. Only this. Only this room. He said it's okay. He says he wants you to look good and move on. He says you should date other people. Only this room would know the truth. You would do it. You'd fake your own death for a million bucks at the end of the year. Yeah, I could do that. I could
1:42 survive for a year. I don't think you would do it. What would you do like when you disappear like be so bored? Probably go hang out with my dad in Kentucky. But no one allowed No. Oh, yeah. But there's no one out there. Do you think it'd be better if No. I'd be safer out there than here. If no one knew at all or us five knew. It'd be safer if no one knew at all. Yeah. Who's got the biggest mouth in this room is what he's saying. Cuz I think I would rather have you guys know. Why? Really? Cuz you know when you're the only one holding the secret like now you're on your own. So for example, if he if Nick trusts that we're his boy, right? If the minute he dies, if there are any dudes on Tiff's jock, he can trust that we're probably gonna whoop his ████ ass. Unless she comes at me hard, cuz we know Tiff is coming.
2:32 We know we know is coming back in a year. No way, right? We know he's coming back in a year. But and with money. And if we like and if we see someone steal one of his pugs, we're going to mysteriously break that fool's legs. He knows there's five other dudes that got his back in line. True. But without that, he's just on his own. He's just like, "F███, I hope everything turns out good when I come back." That's true. Okay, what if not this? You get the million dollars at the end of the road, but when you come back, you got to be like, "Yeah, I was sold into sex trafficking." And you got to keep that lie up for life. Yeah, that's your story. Like, oh yeah, I was sex trafficked for a year. Yeah. See, that would be really hard. That would be hard. In Albania, take up $900,000 away. Yeah, you got to say that on the news. Yeah. And they're like, "Nick, where have you been?" Uh, I was
3:23 in Romania for a really long Albania. You already lost. That's crazy. Uh, I was sex trafficked, unfortunately. I was used as a tool as a bag of flesh. That's what I like. She's like, "What did they do to you?" Just mostly anal. I'll just say something like that. They're like, "Oh, if you had the option at the at the day that you come back, if it's a million dollars to just be honest, like it was a a thing I did to get paid, but you get 10 million if you lie to Tiff. Would you lie about where you were?" I don't think I could hold that up. Dude, you have to go with his story for 10 mil. The sex traffic in Beirut. I don't think I could pull that off. And you have to tell everybody. Your mom has to know you were sex traffic. You can laugh when you say it. You just have to say it. She'll think it's trauma. Yeah. She'll think it's residual. It wasn't that bad. I'll say things like that. It was actually pretty cushy and just talk like that. For 15
4:15 million, you have to say you fell in love with one of your clients. It's like Yeah. I had this one guy mostly. He was nice to me. He was Yeah, he was. Sometimes we wouldn't have sex. He just wanted to talk. I just He just wanted me to ask about his day and just hang out. That you could probably That would explain why you have so much money now. Yeah. I'm like, "Yeah, babe. I got I got all kinds of bags for you. I got traffic at the highest level." Yeah. He was a chic. He was a Saudi prince. I was I was in the platinum tier. That's why we got all this money. I was in We did indoor surfing and we did indoor snowboarding. It was fun. It was actually indoor. It actually wasn't that bad. Um, that sounds dope. That's cool. My friends got away worse. I made a lot of good friends along this. A lot of them didn't make it out. Yeah, a lot of them didn't make it out. They could have had like Tell me about him. Ah, there was Jeppi from the Czech Republic. Yeah, he was he was an Italian from the Czech
5:06 Republic. love pop. I just make things up. How did Albania turn into Dubai? Yeah. And I just turned I just turned into like a world building, you know? I just I just built a nice little world about um how And then what if she's like, "We got to tell the police." I like, "Ah, we got Come on." I'm like, "That's a me thing." She She'd believe that. She'd be like, "I just got to sort it out. I'll be okay." But I'll say things like that. She like this incredible story. You should write a book about it. I'd rather not talk about how I got, you know, I'll say things like that, you know, and that'll that'll stop it. you. No, you don't cuz the part of the 10 million is you have to write a book about how you were sex and it's not that bad. It wasn't that bad. Yeah, it was actually pretty And you actually want to dispel a lot of the BS about sex and my book could be like how to make sex trafficking work for you. ████ That's so bad. Like it really gets such a bad rap and that's just not true. It's actually pretty true. How to
5:56 survive and profit. The top 10 myths of sex trafficking. Would you? So, I watched Tony Robbins in the morning and I primed my brain before I get ████ on. Would you do it for a million? No. For 10 million? For a year? Yeah. And Gio Ta, they both think you're gone. Like, you died. Dang. Okay. I got to deal with that pain. It's not that bad. Hey, but the pain goes away when you appear. It's a miracle. If you tell yourself it's not that bad, it's not that bad. Well, I'll take Geo Bowling, dude. Yeah. I hate bowling. I'll take Do you guys know? Do you want us to know? Yeah, we know. Yeah, he said he wanted us to know. And what are what are your guys's rules? I would have to I would constantly remind Gio that you you went out like a ████
6:46 We would egg it on the other way the whole time. I'd be like he begged for his life like little believe it's real. I would like It's actually better he's gone. He has to take you. I'll buy your gym equipment at a discount. No. No. We win a medal. We just know. We just know that you're coming back. What if our wives were like, "Oh, really?" And then next week they're with someone and it's like, "Man, I thought you would wait a little bit longer. Wait a week." That's kind of ████ up. What the ████ And then a year later, you come back, they already got a kid and ████ You're like, "What the ████ dude?" You're like, "Well, you were dead." You're like, "But but I got a million dollars." 10 is 10. No, he's only going to say he got a mill, so he keeps nine. Five. I'll say I got five. I'll say I'll say I got five. Okay. Okay. I I don't know. I think 10's enough. Even 10's not enough. Yeah. That's too much for Tao,
7:37 huh? Yeah. Too much D on the kid. ████ There's so much damage. Yeah. But when you come back though on day one, like you're like Ta and he's like scared of you and he like runs over to us and he hugs us. Exactly. That's why I don't know. We're your all your dad now. I need I need I need We're all We're all in his Vegas house together like, "Oh, Bart's back." Yeah. I need I need to smell more money. already. Is it April already? The day after Bart dies, we're we tell Tekk that we're all his dad now. The day after we signed the papers. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know where you're at now. You got a field trip as your new father's. So, what if it was 20 mil? I think it's got to be north of 50 mil, I think. Oh, damn. For one year. Damn. 50 mil for I don't know how much ice cream you could buy that kid after that trauma, dude. for and he's at the
8:30 age where he'll forget. Yeah, that's too hard. I care about that. No, he's not. He's passed it now. Yeah, he's past what? Yeah, he's making core memories right now. He's seven now, so he's like a legit person. I think it was four or none of us remember when we were 8 years old. I'll say that right now. I I remember I don't remember exactly being eight, but I remember that zone. Yeah. Yeah. But that's what you got seven and nine for. That's what I'm saying. When if my if my old man passed away in in the crazy way, I'd remember that. But he comes back. Yeah, that's pretty sick. And you when I was six, I was setting places on fire. My brain's different than your brain, dude. We literally just said eight. My brain is different from yours. We're friends. We're friends. Good handshake deal. You guys are both chopping plants with your hands. That was junior high. Their sense of time is no good, though. Like they won't know if it's a year or one month. Dude, they he it's like the coming of Christ though.
9:20 Like like death is one thing, but it's like there's a payoff literally and like his death. Yeah. The death is a sad part, but you get happy because Bart's back, the money's there. It's like, what a good story. But then you got to 10x the pain. It's like the whole comments thing, right? You get 10 compliments, but then one bad comment ruins the whole thing. So that's why I got I'm thinking maybe 50 million. Yeah. But what if he's like he's like real sad, right? And then like because we know on the day you're coming back, we're like, "Dig, I know you're real sad right now, but why don't you just like pray? Just pray. Maybe just like See if you know, pray to bring your father back. Don't smile like that afterwards, though. Oh, yeah. Don't smile. And then Bark comes up. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's
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11:01 that's only mine? You got to get sex traffic, too. You telling me this guy won't sell more than me? No, no, no. Can I say explain? You got to explain what sex trafficking is. He was on a secret CIA mission in Albania. Can I Can I say it? Why does he get the secret mission? Explain in a Disney way. He gets more money and a secret mission. Go ahead, Disney. What? In a Disney way that you got sex trafficked in a Disney way. I mean, he's 8 years old. You went on a cool secret mission. How do you do that in a Disney way? Nick got used and abused. Well, I could use the CI CIA. That's only when we do Steve shirt, he gets used and abused, too, right? Yeah. You just come back in some like fatigues and be like I daddy. No, no, but the CIA mission was Bart was the sex pot. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a honeypot. He comes back with this ████ on his eyes. Sex a gay. He was a gay sex. Low key though, it could be a great
11:51 opportunity for you to come back as John Rambo like your own version cuz he just saw Rambo. So he's like, "Oh yeah, that Mark gets a ████ perm and he comes back with a red man that ████ and a ████ LMG on his arm. Sorry, TA. You might think I'm the coolest dad ever. That's what I'm saying. Or or you're like, I was sex traffic, but I was the alpha. This is all cosplay. I was sex, but like I was sex traffic, but I did the ████ I was at the bottom. Yeah. Yeah. My bottle. Uh, your old man was the alpha for about a year. You know, that that would 10x it. You came back. You're on a special mission. Making men out of men. But if you if you on a special mission, you're Rambo, you come back looking really cool and you're his hero, then you only get 500,000. Oh, what? What? Deduction. I'm not going to do it again. No, no. Can't be his heroes. This
12:41 guy This guy has to write a book about being sex traffic and dispelling the not a big deal. He has a $15 million offer down for a million bucks. That was it. It gets absolutely destroyed in media. He's like, "No, guys, it's cool. It's fine. I was under the glass table when he pooped. I don't mind getting destroyed in media. My main focus is just Tao. That's the main thing. But I don't get I don't mind. I can tell a ████ crazy ass story in media. Yeah, I was ████ sucking dicks all day. Whatever. I got ████ I can tell crazy story. He's like, "Google me, dog. Put some respect on my name. You're sucking dicks." What would your big reveal be that when you come back? Yeah. When you come back, you got to come back in in a cool way. I thought it was the sex trafficking thing. Yeah, but like how would you like You can't just appear like he's coming home with fatigues and a ████ LMG. Like, are you coming are
13:31 you coming back on the 210? Are you coming back on the 110? He's got a big diaper on. Yeah. Sucking my thumb. I'm wearing like a like a big leather ████ outfit. Yeah. Yeah. Now you show up on a ████ raft. Torn clothes. I go Canadian tuxedo. I go jean jacket, jeans, blue. Canadian tuxedo. Cool. So then that's just you're just at the door like castaway. Yeah. Like flowers or something. Yeah. Hey, babe. I was sex trafficked. Now you come back. You need to come back in crutches. She's like, "Why are you wearing a Canadian D?" And he's like, "It just it keeps them away. It keeps them away from me." I just found out this is the most unattractive outfit I could wear. Uh and I tell her, I go, "Hey babe, I just want to let you know I was sex traffic cuz tomorrow I go on this book tour. See you later. I'm I'm alive. I'm back, baby." ████ The ████ I had plenty of time to
14:21 write my book. How are you, though? I'm like, how's that? I like that he's doing his for 50 mil and you're just 1 mil. Yeah, 1 mil. I was like, I didn't know I could ask for more. You got trapped. I got I got Yeah, I got ████ uh and Bart gets to have a cool story. He comes back. All he is is a hero, but he's he's an author. You're a hero in a way. Yeah, Nick is an author. I'm I'll probably go through Penguin Publishing. I'll probably go through them. Not Scholastic. All right. And then Penguin's like, "We feel really uncomfortable publishing this. This is like a very like messed up thing." And then I'll tell him like I I'll bring the eyes. I'll bring the views. That's But you need to have a podcast tour, too. You go to Diary of CEO. Talk about I'm going JK with you guys. I'll tell you my story. My five-part series. What do you honestly think Tiff would say like for real if this really happened and you were at the door and she sees you? What do you think she would say when you tell you got trafficked? She'd probably snicker a
15:12 little bit. What? You think for real? You think she'll laugh for real? You got what? Nah, she wouldn't. It's been a year. She's like, she would go, what would she do? Like, we need to get you a doctor's appointment. Yeah, she'd probably take me to a therapist immediately before medical. Actually, I don't know what she would do actually. I think she'll check your butthole. Dude, the mess of things is when you're with a therapist, you're like, "All right, I'm going to tell you something." But you can't tell you can't tell anybody, right? You're not a mandated reporter, right? Exactly. And then he's like, "No." And you're like, "All right, dude. Yeah. Me and my boys came up with this whole thing." Yeah. We got We got a fundraiser. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We fundraised $10 million. One of it went to me. None of it went to Bart anonymous. And I tell everybody that I ████ died for a year. I have to come up with this book tour. You got to do so much more work. That's a lot of work. But I think it's just my journey. Yeah,
16:02 it is your journey for a million dollars. Bart comes back a national hero. National hero. $50 million. Didn't happen though, dude. He didn't want a book tour. Didn't American Sniper like kind of tweak his numbers a little bit? Yeah, that was like the word, right? Like cuz he called out Jessie Ventur and then Jessie Ventur went Jessie Ventur was like, "No, dude." He's like, "Nah, you're you lied about me. You what else did you lie about?" kind of thing. Yeah. Pretty crazy story. Cuz he said he had like a bunch of What was like he said he had like something crazy amount of kills, but it really wasn't that many. That's what is alleged by and the time that he served was like off in the records or something. Why would he lie? Cuz all that stuff's like written down. I don't know, man. Exaggerated unconfirmed stuff. Maybe it wasn't. it wasn't him. Maybe there's a lot of cuz like you have a thing called the surface record book and everything that happens goes in there. So it's very easy to fact
16:52 check. Maybe they just didn't fact check out of respect for so long or something. Or maybe the NBS are real. Yeah, who knows? There's no unconfirmed kill situation where you just like spray bullets and you don't know what happened cuz you're running away. Just make an estimate. You could, but that's not the numbers that you don't go like um like I guess his whole thing that he led with is like he was the guy with the most confirmed kills cuz no one really cares about unconfirmed kills, you know? So like with confirmed kills, usually there's like a witness, you have a higher up guy that can like vouch, yeah, there was like however many people there. Yeah. It says like a report. It says the movie American Sniper took artistic liberties with the story of Chris Kyle with only about 57% of the content being true. How did they come up with that percentage? I don't know. Put it through chat. GBT is specific. The injury that he got was more severe in the movie. Mustafa and the Butcher
17:44 never existed. What? Well, the movie is a movie. But if if it's his autobiography and he took liberties, that's weird. Oh, yeah. But if it's a movie, it's already directed by someone else. It's, you know, you got to wear that Ventura. He wasn't trapped. He said he punched Jessie Ventura. And he says he punched Jessie Ventur cuz Jesse Ventur was talking crap about the seals and Jesse's like why would I talk about the seals? Isn't he a seal? Yeah, that's funny to like write that down. Of of course. Why are you saying I would do that about the seals? I'm a seal. The best war movie to me is ████ 13 Hours in Benghazi. That one's so fun. That one was like I never saw that one. I heard it's I don't even care if it's fake or not. Who is it? Who is it? Who is it again? John. John Krinski. Dude, Jim from the office. Oh yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, that was hard. fun. Yeah. Michael Bay. Michael Bay, right? With all the blue lights. Lone Survivor.
18:34 Lone Survivor. Lone Survivor. So sad. That's one. That's the Mark. There weren't enough explosions like in 13 hours in Benghazi cuz it's Michael Bay. So you know they were you guys remember that one where they the movie was starring actual Navy Seals and like it sucked ass. Wasn't it called Navy Seals? It's called something else. Oh, it's the I don't those guys Police Academy. police. Major pain. I went to see it with a buddy of mine who was like getting all choked up and ████ dude. Right. And yeah, and after the movie, he's like, "What do you think?" And I was like, "I thought that was ass, dude. He had like ████ tears in his eyes and s███." I I don't know how you how that possibly move. He was crying, but he thought it was ass. No, no, he's just He just sells coffee. No way. Yeah, he's one of the Black Rifle guys. Oh, he
19:25 sells coffee. Oh, maybe he got Maybe he got Yeah, he's a coffee man. maybe got something by the story, but the but he's not one of the vets who started it. He's like the other guy, so they don't really talk about him as much. Oh, cool. Yeah, cuz he doesn't have the vet story. Yeah, he's just a tuber scum. I think they just sold for a billion or something, right? A billion.
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