0:00 but like how do you stand at a Podium with that many people and then not get a physical alert to yourself that you look like you're doing that yeah when you pay attention to it it's like that needs a that guy needs a movement coach I wish he like realized it and was like oops like that would have been way fun you like stupid stupid [Music] stupid welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys and Trump is the 47th president officially y'all number 47 yeah trumpety trumpet man I'm scared to celebrate too hard because the last time I celebrate I lost like 7,000 followers so I'm not I'm going to celebrate sorry that Libertarians are forced to be conservative now exactly right that's what happens okay I think we're all actually Libertarians yeah we're all Libertarians let's just be objective you
0:51 know he's a 47th presid did you guys see the inauguration uh Speech and stuff like that I saw the a chopped up highlight real version of it it was pretty cool as long as crypto goes up I don't give yeah kind of kind of kind of kind of I agree with that would you as long as crypto goes up I don't give a ████ that is kind of true I also like that he's trying to keep dudes out of women's sports that was that was kind of a a strong statement in that speech when you know he was saying there's I just want eggs to come back for real bro eggs are like 12 that is what he's trying to trying to bring back lower prices on everything bring back eggs he's trying to lower inflation can't find eggs anywhere no it's cuz there was that bird flu that killed like half of the chicken population oh I do want eggs dud literally every spot eggs are all gone really yeah for real yeah there's no more eggs in Costco that's why I said that the other week and then Steve was
1:41 like I'll give you eggs you're such a loser but it's like dude the whole nation is missing eggs right now we got $12 eggs pass we just go to Alber eggs everywhere yeah I haven't noticed you have to get like the good eggs though the healthy ones I was at Costco the other day no eggs orange yolk versus the yellow at Costco yeah tell them no eggs no eggs at all I got eggs in my fridge right now there's no eggs in Whole Foods good you just buy the bougie ass eggs that's your problem you got to get the regular eggs I need just get eggs bro it's the same sh no but then Costco doesn't even have it we got I got eggs in my fridge right now this turned into I got eggs you I literally ate eggs yesterday Costco don't got eggs know y broke I love how fast eggs becomes a Bragg thing like when the economy shifts like toilet paper back in the 2020 so much can you go a day without
2:31 eggs how many rolls you got huh you could go a day without eggs how many rolls what do you mean can I go a day without well I love eggs so much but I can't eat them that much I can exist you know a day without but I do love eating eggs every day I could eat like eight eggs every day easily I love egg I love EG breakfast I can eat like at least four eggs for breakfast every day no problem I don't get sick of it I got eggs in my in my fridge and they don't go is that a song yeah I got eggs in my fridge and they don't go what's that chy Chingy who sings that yeah Chingy does yeah what did you think of um what did you think of the um the bishop that had that like oh the Ser the LGBT Bishop yeah and then she was like asking Trump
3:21 to have like Mercy on the LGBT and everything and then he clapped back like kind of overreacted I feel like what do you say I don't think he he didn't clap back there right he like on his truth social yeah he like made a post and it was like he like kind of went really hard what did you he what happened he was like very unprofessional they should lose their position he said that she has like a really bad sermon or something really she was so nasty or the wor she was mean yeah say the worst probably the worst that was good very very personal why would you politicize that I thought it was kind of like overly mean I like dude dude did seem that bad it was just a simple ass I'm like dude you won already you don't got to keep winning you don't got to win their votes harder everybody thinks you're going to take their rights away he said the so-called Bishop who
4:12 spoke at the National Prayer service on Tuesday morning was IR radical left Hardline Trump hater she brought her church into the world of politics in a very ungracious way she was nasty in tone and not compelling or smart she failed to mention the large number of illegal migrants that came into our country and killed people many were deposited from jails and mental in institutions it is a giant crime wave that is taking place in the USA a part from her inappropriate statements the service was a very boring and uninspiring one it just feels like he's like overly nuking her her shoes were untied she had split ends she needed a comb she put IR her clothes she and her church ow the public in row it was gross she had lipstick on her [Laughter] tooth yeah crazy it's still going definitely funny
5:02 when you look at it like that actually um I mean it's it's such a everyone's so charged right now anyway so like no matter what like it could be like a soft statement it could be a hard statement everyone's pissed cuz there's no eggs and then Trump just won may you see all the people in San Francisco screaming or even like the Elon thing right like my heart goes out to you and then it's like oh but like hey nzi nzi nzi n nzi nzi like that's he he was just like throwing his heart out that ████ looked straight up though and the way he did it it wasn't open hand bro it was a hard ridg hand that ████ look like when you go hard rid hand that's that's zy dude that's if you go like like like this maybe you could say I'm throwing heart is he that like he just went a but then he didn't even
5:53 stand straight and you went like but like how do you stand in a Podium with that many people and then not get a physical alert to yourself that you look like you're doing that yeah cuz he's he's autistic yeah he is for sure he is that's how autistic he is did you see him at the other Trump like he's dancing and jumping around like people like calm down yeah yeah like he's like ████ jumping and think that's what it really is he's straight autistic the funny thing is that well I guess it's not funny but like when you pay attention to it it's like ████ that needs a that guy needs a movement coach number one movement coach yeah cuz it wasn't even here either it was also here it's like he looked away that ████ was crazy it was a last one dude he was thr he thr a couple I wish that he like I wish he like realized it and was like oops like that would have been way fun I don't know about an oops a sarcastic oop he went like stupid stupid stupid
6:43 like I wish he like made it a bonehead moment okay I think it's I I I think both sides are very charged up but I think it's crazy to deny that like that was the image and action of a Nazi salute bro for real yeah you know that moment it doesn't matter if it's autistic whatever that's the image and action but I think that what they're trying to fill in the blank is is his intentions sure yeah right that's what they're trying to fill in he meant to do that yeah who knows what this fo's thinking he is the the coming of the third right I also think whatever his intentions are I think specifically for Elon it's a he's a wild card you don't really know where he's coming from because there is the autistic uh accusation people think he's doing it for headlines and some people really think he's a Nazi
7:34 so it's like it could be I think it was a far left person doing it'll be a lot more accurate to be Nazi can you you guys remember that politician that went I think moment that guy yeah yeah Bob do Bob do Bob do that's exactly they're just too hypee that's like the same that's like a few meters away from this ████ there there is a there's a conversation to the concept of intention too though because like even if like it's guaranteed absolute truth for sure was not his intention if like you have you know extreme radical people rallying behind it or celebrating that fact that it happened because they have those beliefs then that's like problematic so I understand that there's a conversation to that people celebrated it yeah I I only saw the farle ████ about it that's
8:25 all I saw cuz that's something they can grab like that's the easiest thing guys you're a lot closer to that than they are trust me well it's a cognitive bias because if you're already assuming that they're white supremacist you're looking for that so any movement of this he could have done this everybody's like why power like ask the Jews are they offended if they're not offended everyone else shut the ████ up if they are offended okay then maybe then maybe we tell them to stop doing that I just think whenever you're cutting a promo like that it's just you get into some weird territory and if you're not like charismatic and would you say elon's like a charismatic dude he's got a different kind different kind of Charis different kind of but I still think of we were just watching this a couple weeks ago was the Booker T when he's like Hulk Hogan I'm coming for you and he says the N word and he goes I feel like it's similar it's like that's why I wish she did that was like stupid he's
9:19 normal that guy's normal oh no I think I think he like missed the movement coaching and social C did it and then was like I should Double Down by doing the other and then I should say my heart goes out to you which is like I wish there was like a backstage camera right after with like me and Jean going what the ████ was that you know like in wrestling yeah did you see the people at the at the hill in San Francisco having a scream session at on the so the the hour of the inauguration they all met up at the hill to scream how useful how how useful wow what was the combined weight I don't know what color was the hair was it a rainbow I bet we have aeral view of it did you guys see the Bitcoin God candle they call it what's that so literally
10:09 the day cuz you know the market never lies it's unemotional it's just how people feel about the economy or whatever literally the the the minute it crosses 12 on Trump's Inauguration Day Bitcoin goes from 100 to all-time high wow 108 78 yeah 108 so it's like boom and it's like the market never lies like if it feels confident that the economy is going to be good it's just people just trading like millions and billions of people just trading it's pretty sick that's pretty cool we need eggs to not be so expensive we going back to EG I hope I hope it's going there yeah where were eggs at though yeah we were eggs first day back eggs were still $10 what's your problem it is weird though as soon as he got like elected right and then I my Instagram like algorithm and everything people are just more Bolder with jokes and every like I
10:59 love it oh yeah yeah yeah true there's things aren't getting like blocked or whatever ever since announced true that he's not going to be policing the same ████ the new Alpha Zuck yeah M there's way more like Instagram videos have ████ in the first 3 seconds yeah have you noticed that what what happened the first 3 seconds like Instagram reals will just say ████ like crazy now oh really before you they used to just get filtered out wow probably this ████ has yeah racist jokes our s███'s going to pop off let's go baby grow again it you know what what kind of makes me sad though make racial humor great again what what makes me sad is that like let's say 2017 JK we were we haven't changed like who we really were right but then like all of a sudden some people that were fans during the woke
11:50 era they're like I grew up and I don't ████ all of a sudden I don't do those jokes no more because I matured matured AKA brainwash AKA group think ████ we don't want you anyway they'll be back'll be Trump's president now they're come back around I'm ████ you guys so hard you're making us look bad is I'm patreon hey he knows our operations he knows our business how what do you guys think about uh us removing America from the World Health Organization great it's ran by China China China is it ran by China yeah what they infiltrated the whole group yeah because um during the co yeah during the CO's uh
12:43 the the World Health Organization they wouldn't recognize the word Taiwan and then so everyone would caught on to that and then so like they had this interview with the board and then they wouldn't address that Taiwan was a place and a country and all that stuff and so people that understood that would troll them and be like how come you guys can't say that if you really are a World Health Organization like who's running your ████ and then they did a background check and then they figured out that a lot of them were just funded by um Chinese organizations but America America itself is not against everything that refuses to acknowledge that taiwan's a country right America recognizes that Taiwan is a country but then NBA doesn't recognize taiwan's a country NBA might be like NBA's it's not America NBA is NBA so they're like I don't want to lose business to China so
13:35 anybody that wants to do business with China they can't recognize Taiwan what does John Cena think about China I mean Taiwan remember when he had to make that apologize apology in Chinese yeah that's right that was over Taiwan right yeah cuz it's a business I mean I don't know if it's all political because you know it could just be business like John Cena's like man I don't want to deal with this ████ and I want to sell in China yeah so he's like yeah I mean there's not enough fans in Taiwan I'll just say that it doesn't exist yeah he posted the square yeah I also think um he didn't want to backlash I get it yeah I don't I don't remember the um the current reason why he pulled out but I remember that was one of his campaign points that the minute he gets an office he was pulling us out of uh the World Health Organization it was because we pay everyone else's bills whereas I think the original Arrangement is supposed to be 50/50 this country needs
14:25 help you front a little bit America helps you you front a little bit America helps you also the Allied nations are also supposed to help France is supposed to help these guys are supposed to help but it ends up just being America paying everyone else's Bill and so he's like well ████ that if you guys aren't going to help yourselves and the other Allied Nations aren't helping then I'm going to we're going to pull ourselves out I mean that's the same thing he said about NATO is he goes we're paying so much yeah and the those countries they're not even paying anything they're like on like military welfare from us damn I didn't know that it always comes down to money honestly it does dude always comes down to China China and money China China China dude China number one yeah dude Tony from LC sign number one dude yeah that that guy could spin anything around dude the most recent one I saw him do it was a uh some Indian one and it cuts to
15:16 him and he's already like this I was like oh ████ you know what I'm talking about this guy that sells LED signs yes I ████ love that guy is he is he actually crushing in sign sales or is he just crushing have to be he can stitch they leg legit they have to be crushing dude I swear to God it'll be like a viral reel and it's just him I'm like oh what is this and it just cut straight to him I'm like what the ████ they have to be crushing dude those manufacturers they got to be crushing it so hard yeah that fo's so good it'll be like a boy ban and he goes you gay and he just straight goes and we make our signs in seven days dude that's that's my favorite one and we're ████ gay you guys are ████ gay that was the one that shocked me the hardest cuz I was like no way cuz that was like the first time that I'm like he's he's uncan yeah this guy you can't
16:07 kill him he selling sign you think it's cuz he's a foreigner yes if I did that come on now come the ████ on well that in everybody in his in like anybody within his vicinity probably agrees with him they're like oh yes okay I think that's what most people are thinking when they see that initial video and they go yeah that's my thought as well I like this guy it's like what happened when all the American like Tik tokers tried to go on to red note and then people were racist towards them and they were like how why are you doing that and they were like we're racist it's like you guys ████ came on to our app like no we're racist we just can't talk ████ about the government we can talk ████ about you guys that's so funny it was great I was like damn there you go that's the world for you did you guys go on red note no I don't know how to get I looked it up it's all in Chinese so I don't know how
16:58 Americans were doing it sayi translation maybe they're posting on it so they could yeah but like the the irony is really really funny though like the idea that like Tik Tok was cancelled because it's like Chinese Chinese so let's all jump over to a more Chinese app I was like what dude and is in red note like hella communist it's hella Chinese the Communist party like if if one is like oh is maybe China like getting our user data it's like that one's for sure it's like sending it like literally scanning your eyes while cuz I thought it was U it's literally communist like red note is China M's like Little Red Book and that's what they it's called yeah like it's like what they passed around to University kids back in the day so then that became
17:48 their like Facebook is Instagram just that like not the place you know I don't know that like I don't know I think these are just like social media contrarians and they just have to have the other thing no matter what yeah cuz like what's the play right well and also wanting to jump on like the trend of something new at the beginning because then if it becomes a thing you get like millions and millions of followers they get Cyber Bullied out of it they're just babies dude like you take away their toy it's like they don't want to go back to the old ████ like it doesn't matter cuz I tried the Isis app and it wasn't that good what's on it it's all guys [Laughter] guys what the heck watch me get ready we're going to meet up and do bumper cars
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