0:00 Okay, we got some data in and you're going to like this. We have the 2024 results of which um marriages make the most money in America and it's sorted by race. >> Somalian and Somalian. [laughter] >> No, no, >> Somalian. Somalian is off the chart. >> They just have the daycare space. That's it. >> Yeah, it's not even on here. So, here we go. We'll start with the last place. We got Hispanic and Hispanic husband and wife. >> So, they work the worst together. >> Average of 64K in household income. Yeah. >> So they work the worst together. >> Yeah. They shouldn't be a pair. They're not a good team. Not a good team. >> Divorce Ameilia. Is that what you're saying? >> Yeah. >> If you want to be successful. >> Yeah. Is that does that ring true for what you've experienced in Alhhamra and uh so forth? >> I don't know. But it doesn't seem like statistically they're not a good team, I don't think. Or maybe their value isn't in money. >> Okay. >> Or they may they do make a ████ ton, but
0:51 they spend all the money on parties. So now they're >> all the money on parties. >> They'll have a party for anything like, "Oh, this guy's out of jail." and then have a party. Oh, he's back in jail going away party. There's like >> or they're just making cash that they're not reporting. >> Dude, life is short. Okay, you got to ████ celebrate all these little things, huh? >> Those are those are two promise. >> Huge moments though that are worth part. >> This is from the uh US Census Bureau. So, next up, 73K household income, black husband, black wife. >> Okay. >> White husband and white wife, 90K. >> They're not doing too good either, huh? [laughter] >> Wow. >> That's their combined income. >> Yeah. So, it seems like if you're sticking together, it's a bad idea. [laughter] Got to >> mix You got to mix it up. >> So far, it does seem like that. >> Telling you, it's only way. >> Here's our first diverse couple. Hispanic husband and black wife. 92K.
1:41 >> Oh, okay. >> Black husband, Hispanic wife, 92. >> So, as you start mixing, the money starts coming. >> $100 more. >> Yeah. $100 more. >> Wow. >> Oh, yeah. That's fair. >> Yeah. [laughter] Black husband, white wife, 96K. See, they're working harder now. Smarter. >> White husband, black wife. 102. >> Wa. >> See, look. The more you mix, the more money you make. >> Yeah. Here we go. Now we get the Asian. >> Oh, we got Asian in there. >> Black husband with an Asian wife. 107K. >> Okay. >> Household income. >> Well, that's because if you're a Asian wife, you got to get the dad's approval. >> And if you don't make a lot of money, you're not going to marry the Asian wife. >> Okay. [laughter] Yeah. >> So, >> true, true. All right. Hispanic husband and white wife are at 107 and a hundred bucks. >> How come Asian husband isn't on there, dude?
2:31 >> For what? >> Just at all. >> It might be. >> It might be a LITTLE FURTHER UP. >> OH, we're getting up there. >> Never know. We are climbing this ladder. >> Anything like science class, we're at the top. [laughter] >> AP scores. >> White husband with a Hispanic wife. 111.6. >> Woo. 111. >> So if you're like a white husband, you marry a landscaper or something. landscaper system. >> That's Jesus. [laughter] >> That's what brings it down. Come on, dude. >> I'm just saying what I >> This is combined income. >> Oh, here's a good one. Asian husband, black wife. >> What's the scenario there? What's the scenario between? >> Say it. What's the scenario? >> Yeah. Yeah. What do they do for work? >> Cantonese immigrant and he wanted to like learn like crumping and fell in love [laughter] with the instructor. >> Stupid. >> Fell in love with the instructor. I think >> I was going to go Dr. Nurse. All those Chinese immigrants in those crumping classes [laughter]
3:21 >> from a black woman. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Wow. There's so so much energy, you know, like where you get the energy from [laughter] >> the chi. >> Here we go. Asian husband and Asian wife are at 116. >> Average household. >> Oh, they're back together again. >> Yeah. What do you think? Is that just uh is that as high as you thought they would be? >> I thought it would be Asian husband, Asian wife at the tippity top. [laughter] >> That's what he wanted. That's what he expects. So honest. I did too though. Me too. [laughter] Okay. >> I think it's I think it's white husband, Asian wife. >> Oh yeah. What do you guys think is at the top? By the way, before we get there, what do you think is the top top? >> It's either white husband, Asian wife. >> Asian husband, Latin wife. Dude, >> Asian husband, Latin wife. >> I think it's Asian husband. The wife is doesn't matter. [laughter] >> It's Jack. >> I don't think there's any guy with a bigger chip on their shoulder than an
4:12 Asian husband. All All we know is it's either going to be an Asian husband with a Hispanic wife or a white wife. Look at the >> See, this guy's been doing the math the whole time. He's been calculating. >> Could be a black husband. >> It could be a black husband. >> Black husband, Asian husband. [laughter] >> Asian husband. That's a winner. If >> you go into gays, that's different. >> Oh, yeah. No, they they have their own chart. [laughter] >> They're off the charts. >> All right. Next up, we got Hispanic husband, Asian wife at one 122. >> Wow. Very good. Interesting. So, when you have two Asians, if you make one Hispanic as the husband roll, it actually goes up. >> That one, that Asian one has a gambling problem. >> Oh, the gambling. The gambling. Yeah. Yeah. He's always at commerce. It always gets them, dude. >> They're holding them back. >> That's true. Yeah. The vices. The vices are expensive. >> Or it was two Asians together. Both of
5:03 them are sending money to their parents. >> The nobility of that problem. Amazing. >> Yeah. All right. Here we go. We're going up to white husband, Asian wife, 125. >> That makes sense. >> That's like Silicon Valley, Seattle, >> right? That's like everywhere. That finance guy, you know? >> Yeah. That's the privilege with the hard work. That makes sense. >> 125. >> Privilege with the hard work. This is 2024. I feel like that's already like way like inflation went crazier already. >> It sure did. Yeah, that's >> in just two years. So add 50 G's to everybody's low key. I really think add 50 G's. >> All right. So, I believe >> is this the top dog? >> Might be the top one that we're coming on. What do you think? >> Asian husband. >> Might be black husband, Asian wife. >> We haven't even seen white-on-white crime, have we? >> Yeah, it's way at the bottom. >> Yeah, it was down. Yeah. Yeah, >> that's a Asian husband, white wife. >> It's because of Appalachia that it's at
5:53 the bottom. >> Asian husband, Latin wife. Dude, >> Asian husband, Latin wife. >> Only one that's left. >> Oh. >> Oh. Asian husband, Hispanic wife. >> Wife. You got it. >> I think there's still No, that's tied, by the way. >> YEAH. OH, >> HEY. That's pretty high, though. >> Yeah, that's right. >> But then a boo. >> Asian husband, white wife. >> That is the tippity top. Asian husband with white wife. >> That's you, dude. [laughter] >> Checks out. >> Asian husband, white wife. 145. >> Interesting. >> How the heck did that happen? Please explain, professor. >> Well, I think you have such a big chip on your shoulder and you come to America, you go, you know what? I'm gonna prove everybody wrong. I'm gonna get American college and American ████ >> That checks out. >> Yeah, that's on the postcard.
6:43 >> Oh, so it's like a status it's a status symbol thing that that this Asian husband is >> Everybody think I can't do it. ████ you, man. Watch. [laughter] I go to Harvard and I get with Pippy Lang stocking. >> Dude, that's pretty high though. 145 is the average income compared to 64 at the bottom. That's freaking crazy. How do you explain that? >> I have no ████ idea. I'm I I did not see this coming at all. Actually, >> I really didn't either when I saw this charter. >> I didn't know what to expect. Really? >> I didn't think >> You didn't see this? >> I didn't think Hispanic with his Hispanic was that bad. >> I thought it would be honestly the other way around. I thought white husband with an Asian wife would be the very highest. >> Yeah, that would make sense >> cuz that's like Mark Zuckerberg, right? >> Sure. Yeah. It's every rich It's like all the rich like white guys that you see. No, but you know this might be like one of those weird things that takes averages and then when you put a couple
7:33 of them Chinese billionaires in there and then you're like you guys ████ up the average for the whole >> the whales. The whales we know they're married though. I bet a lot of them guys are single >> here. Are there that many Chinese billionaires in America? You think? Cuz there's Chinese billionaires in China. >> That's true. >> That is true. >> Cuz wouldn't Mark Zuckerberg ████ this whole thing up? >> He ████ everything up. >> Well, cuz he's a billillionaire. Can you think of like even a celebrity couple in general that's a Asian husband with a white woman? >> Asian husband. >> All of them. >> No. >> What Asian husband? >> Like Jimmy O Yang with a white girl. >> Hans Kim. Like all of them. >> All the um Asian comedians that aren't on movies, >> right? >> Yeah, pretty much all of them, I think. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, that's interesting to me. I really didn't expect that. This is that was a good guess for you, though. >> Where's uh Asian Hispanic? >> That was out of elimination. I do feel like I guessed the top one, but >> where's He did guess the top one.
8:23 >> Where's Jet? Lee and Romeo must die in here. >> Oh, Asian husband, black wife. >> They never even kissed. >> Asian husband, black wife. >> Oh yeah, right here. 112. Hey, that's not bad. >> Jelly makes a lot of money though, you know. >> Top It's like top seven, top six. That's pretty good. Asian husband, black wife. >> I still can't believe double Hispanic is that bad. >> It's like double everything is bad. It's like you should [laughter] be dating outside. Yeah. >> Yeah, >> that's true. >> Yeah. Might be immigrant. >> Yeah. What is the reason for that? >> Maybe it's because when you're dating within your own culture, it's easier to like hide money and funds. Oh, so you think most these people are the launderers that I don't know cuz Asian Asian is like, "Hey, we're not going to talk about this money." >> Or maybe they're just complacent and they're happy and then they're just like, "Oh, we like our little lifestyle." Versus when you guys are
9:13 like different talking ████ to each other. >> Uhhuh. You ████ >> Do you think if they if they redid the uh polls [laughter] and they did a happiness poll, the thing would be flipped? >> Probably. Absolutely. >> I think Hispanic people are pretty ████ happy, man. >> ████ yeah. They're that happy. They're happy for no reason. Asian Asian on Asian at the bottom. [laughter] >> Yeah. The most disappointed in each other. >> The disappointment bars. >> I think the cultures like they cuz it's like, "Oh, I grew up this way. You grew up this way." And then when you put those two things together, you like achieve greatness, right? as opposed to being like the same same old same old. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> Yeah. Who would have thought that diversity equaled a higher household income >> and hotter kids >> America >> and hotter kids? Yeah. >> Did we just say hot kids? >> Yep. [laughter] >> On the record. >> For the record, you said it. >> I agreed. [laughter]
10:03 >> Yeah. 145. That's And and another thing, that's significantly higher than the next like five below it. Look at that. Did you make this bar graph because [laughter] we're in a room full of four Asian men and myself? Just out of curiosity. Just saying. [laughter] >> I didn't see that coincidence at all until now. I collabed with the US Census Bureau to create this chart. >> It would be dope if they turned this into the uh you know the Brady Bunch intro. >> Oh yeah, >> but then you CAN SEE LOOK ABOVE. [laughter] THESE GUYS ARE ABOVE ME. What the ████ >> [laughter] >> Or it's like Usher singing during co. >> That's the best. All I can see is that now. >> Have you seen that when they're singing we are the champions in a grid? >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Going like this but he's not even in the middle. [laughter] >> He's like the bottom left
10:54 >> pointing to the side. >> Yeah. No, I'm not responsible for this chart. >> Who was at the bottom? >> Double Hispanic and then double black, double white. >> Uh yeah, but they are the happy ones. >> Where was Asian? Asian. Asian Asian is up here. It's still at 116. Yeah, >> they're not very happy, but they're successful. >> Oh, they're they're almost guaranteed not happy. [laughter] >> Look at that though. Look at the the the the three right there. Asian wife, Asian wife, Asian wife. A Get yourself an Asian wife, bro. >> Nah. >> Same. >> Yeah, but look at that top top. >> Yeah. Get yourself an Asian husband. >> No, you said no. >> No, no, I mean like you know >> why what? >> Asian husband. White >> Asian husband. White wife. Get yourself a white wife, right, Ryan? >> Uh, sure. Or get a Hispanic one. >> Yeah, they're actually a pretty big
11:44 jump. It went from tide to >> Your happiness level with your Hispanic wife is quite high. >> You could say yes, it is. [laughter] >> What's the What's the What's the What's the one where you're kidnapped and you need help? Like the [laughter] >> You put your thumb in your hand and you go like this. >> Oh, yeah. There. >> Look at us. Look at us with get out eyes. >> Yeah. You order a angel shot. >> Start plucking the cotton out of the ████ chair right there. [laughter] >> You got it. >> Well, that's our chart. Let us know if you disagree or agree with this chart I made. [laughter] Tried to be very fair. But, uh, yeah, if you want to check it out. It's US Census Bureau 2024. Let us know what you think of these results or if they've been doctorred or if it's simply because certain races are less likely to report their correct income. >> We just want Haley in here to know what's up. That's
12:34 >> Yeah, that's what that seems like.
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