0:00 who which ethnicity is worse than Chinese damn because I don't even know what Chinese go that far that's pretty that's pretty what is this is she at the chef in ethnicity [Music] so this is an am I the ████ type of uh redditor article however it's pretty across the board that this person spoiler is an ████ they're always the ████ so I figured we'd bring this story here and make sure that we clear it up for the people that you know on a scene every side to the story one woman uh I guess according to this we'll call her June went to the Mi to ████ I had to ask her fellow redditors if she would be an ████ if she asked her friend for her 400 baby shower gift back bag because her friend had a miscarriage
0:57 people are debating about that hey dude you gotta ask you gotta ask okay again it's like when's the right time to do this it's kind of like what do you do with those oh that's okay I bought this I bought this for your wife uh but she's dead now so I'll take it back oh god dude take backs that's ████ up that's ████ crazy but was it one of those fancy strollers uh those are pretty famous what could that be she said she sounded awful uh or or acknowledged that it sounded awful and it was a terrible thing to do by possibly asking for the gift bag but she said her husband spent a decent bit of cash on that item that would go to waste and likely never be used is it like a time sensitive use who which ethnicity is worse than Chinese damn because I don't even know what Chinese would go that far that's pretty that's pretty ████ up what is this is
1:47 she at the chef in ethnicity what a nice way to ask that question yeah I think it's state Anonymous see I knew it you could guess from the vernacular is it real name June no okay it's like Korean [Laughter] it's one thing if she's able to get a few years of use out of the item that's money well spent but if it's going to sit in a box in her attic for years that's where we're getting stuck it's a gift bro you can do whatever you want with it exactly as soon as you give it you forget about it it's a ████ gift what the ████ dude they had a miscarriage you just keep your mouth shut for a while don't you how about you give them more ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah dude does it change it if she
2:39 through some form of bad habit caused the miscarriage oh then you gotta ask for that you gotta ask for that back you gotta be like doing that thing threw herself down and fly to stairs that's also like in the Friendship would that would that be uh no she wouldn't stop drinking uh surge Cola what if she had the baby and then she gave the baby away how about that it was a miscarriage oh no like if the baby made it it's a real Carriage that's a transfer the baby awake us for a back right my ████ bought this for you yeah yeah for that dude come on yeah what if it wasn't Real miscarriage and they just said it was miscarriage but it was an abortion what to get a gift card that never happens that's a late turn nobody does is that a scam on purpose is that a thing that people do and then they just recently yeah is it no stop asking to be like that I'm
3:32 asking you legitimately no have you heard of people that have done that no yes is the answer of course it's been done right but that's ████ crazy that's magic because you're I I mean I can't imagine but you'd have to go so much going through your body just to get well for this situation get a gift card um or what if this person is asking it back really does think that's what they did they did uh they pulled a fast one or maybe they're just going through financial terms you're like well the way they're asking because they're asking they're second guessing their own question dude if you have to ask Reddit dude don't even ████ ask it do it bro yeah you figure that you're asking Reddit either because you really don't know yeah so God help you or you're trying to validate something that
4:23 you like kind of do know already the answer or she asked everybody that's her friend and they all looked at you like what the ████ is wrong with you yeah they're like dude that's terrible yeah then she was like well just to double check yeah it's like you guys are all wrong you're all wrong is there anything that any of you guys have given away that you wish you could have it back no because I have two items that are always at the top of my list what virginity I didn't have a teddy bear I had a stuffed raccoon yeah and then my 16 year old girlfriend I gave that to her and then when we broke up like I'm I'm a Believer like whatever I gave us whatever I gave but I'm like but that was my ████ childhood raccoon though and then so if I if I could and it's
5:15 just the office she doesn't have it anymore I would like I could go back hands of time I would go in the time machine and then go in her closet and then grab it and then go back in the time machine yeah yeah what was the other one you'd rather go back in time to steal it than make sure it didn't happen at all that one and then my uh high school wrestling sweater give it back Jessica I have the same type of thing like that too when I gave my um I had a bad falling out with all my exes and she kept like the you need to do that safe keeping stuff where it's like you keep this I'll keep that yeah and it's like something equally valuable to both of
6:06 you collateral yeah but then like she didn't give my thing back what was her it was a it was like a um one of those old Rolex like Day dates like that my my dad bought when he was really young and he like kept constantly selling it to like get loans and got them through like most of his life and then he passed it on to my cousin and then my cousin passed on to me and then I gave it to this chick and then she kept it and it's gone yeah we gotta find this that definitely is your ████ up though yeah 100 sure like this is a family heirloom entrusted down to the brothers of the confirito bloodline let me give it to this girlfriend the thing that she gave me was also very valuable it was like this ring that from like her grandmother or something but when we broke up
6:57 um I gave it back to her yeah and then she came running back and was like the box is empty where the ████ is it and I was like oh ████ where it should have been there I never took it out she's lying and then for a month straight she would show up to my house and be like I'm gonna look through your place and like she would come while I was hanging out with other like new girls and ████ to just ruin my ████ yeah whoa after a month her best friend hit me up and said wow she's had it the whole time she's just lying oh she just want to go through your stuff yeah that's a good move I would have done that to you if I was your ex I would have done that ████ but she was so nuts that like I couldn't get my ████ back wow so she just never it's gone so you guys are still talking or not she still comes over no it's like it's it's gone I would love
7:48 to get that back that's like who the ████ is this dude that's great yeah mine was just a raccoon dude you take that story back it makes it feel a little bit better though I know I would love to freaking End that watch as Daniel engraved on the inside which is my dad's name and my real name bro you're making us wait you're rolling with Daniel yeah my real name's Daniel Ryan is what Ryan's my middle name oh you're a heartbreaker that sucks I wish I could get that back Daniella May um when's the last time someone well do your parents call you Daniel or their car no just calling Ryan Danny Boy call you Danny you can if it fits do you'll like it hey daddy boy damn Daniel Daniel I think family heirlooms are in that like Realm though like imagine like you're ████ old as ████ right and then like your your wife is like oh this was my wedding ring it gives you like you know your daughter or something like that you know or or the uh your son's
8:41 betrothed their fiance or whatever the ████ you know this is my wedding ring blah blah and then they break up it's like give me back the wedding yeah yeah because that's that to me is like your family tree whatever that's way stronger than whatever the ████ going on over here generational history whatever this ████ is yeah whatever this ████ two-year thing that didn't ████ work out no that's crazy that you just make dumbass decisions like that when you think it's yeah but it's the Heat of the Moment Bros the passion dude you know so raccoon you know yeah she gave me something special while bartending anything is special but like you got something special so then you were like I'm gonna return the favor I'm gonna give you something special but all he got was ████ nothing you gave her a raccoon in your sweater I got nothing that was my ████ childhood raccoon what'd you give you should give you anything she I bet she was like oh thanks
9:31 did you lose anything that you want back you got it all back boy come on this is really petty and stupid yeah um or uh and I don't actually want this bad especially if he's watching I want my raccoon back but uh I had some just to be clear I want it back I'm like you yeah ████ Jessica get back to me I saw you guys a boy that one time because during the pandemic when we had to move out of uh kinja's Dojo we're just clearing random ████ out you know when you're like just you're not mentally this it's like you know Through the Wire and you're ████ just cleaning and clearing you got to move stuff yeah like everything's stressful and I remember we just I just had some ████ like random like a couple dunks just Nike Dunks that I never wore I just got them when I was collecting dunks back in like college just never gone and I was like I'm never gonna do anything with this right so I
10:22 gave one of my uh one of these pairs of dunks whales but you've held on for like 10 years then yeah for like eight nine years it wasn't the ████ but it was like the brown green and yellow one um I'm blanking on the name and then dunks have recently been just coming back in hard again right and everybody's like yo I sold these nuts for this much and you think to yourself you're like man I was trying to be nice but I should have made money yeah but I if he's watching this and I'm like I'm so happy for you he sold the guns you gave them maybe I hope so I hope he made money somebody should have won from that because I lost but it's better than a raccoon raccoon do you have a picture of this raccoon I don't know I'm not sure I don't think so because it's so old I had it since I was a kid there's no photo of you like clutching it disheveled uh photo albums for sure I have it you think they make it somewhere
11:13 like if you go to like a Disney Store do they have that raccoon somewhere why a raccoon of all animals you don't really hear it I think so I think it's my mom's friend gave it to the time traveler you could time travel holy ████ this is what my mom was normal when my mom had normal friends were like they would come over and sing karaoke instead of tell each other their ████ Futures and stuff fortunate parties my mom's friend gave it to her to give to me and I've always liked it because I always thought like oh everyone has a teddy bear that's so ████ basic my ████ is a raccoon it's pretty cool that is kind of cool and it was a brown and and uh Brown and tan because you just don't hear raccoon often you know what I mean yeah that's very fascinating it's pretty cool I had a little monkey with little I could I could talk with his mouth yeah in this video I don't know let me tell you no no let me share it
12:03 you didn't give it away did you no no oh he's like I still have it it's in my backpack [Music] ha
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