0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of the Campfire Boys where we are talking about speaking of old school medieval everybody looks like crazy crazy whites over there. Crazy crazy whites? That's what he said. We should name this video crazy crazy whites. >> I didn't I didn't I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like that. We all know what you're talking about. >> You said they look like they like me sire or whatever. ME LORD! [Laughter] WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER ME LORD? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> SNOW WHITES. No winterfell whites. >> Yeah winterfell whites. I'm just getting I'm just getting better at telling the difference. I feel like that's how people when they go to Asia they go damn all you ████ are different you know? Like if they go to Japan and then they go to like Cambodia they go that's
0:52 different you know? But here yeah yeah. Yeah but speaking of the crazy crazy whites the black death is apparently back guys the pneumonic plague. >> Wow. Big up. You want it to come back? What's that got to do with white? Is it cuz of Europe? Yeah it came from that era. Okay. From the medieval era the me sire me lords. Oh yeah yeah yeah. You just brought it to Japan somehow again. It happened doesn't like our didn't they have immunity and it gets passes down to us so it shouldn't affect us no more? >> No it still exists. It didn't it didn't like disappear. >> it's like covid and covid mutates. >> Yeah. So maybe the pneumonic plague is still the pneumonic plague but it mutates. No it still exists in third world countries so it never completely disappeared. Yeah. >> You've been playing with rats all day. So a person has tested positive for black death in California just over a
1:42 month after an Arizona resident died from the pneumonic plague as well. How do you get it? >> Crazy there's no cure? Pfizer don't got a cure for the black plague? I don't think Pfizer has a cure for anything. >> I just saw a thing where they made billions and billions of dollars and cured zero things. What? >> what a cool company. >> That's so cool of them. Hey big ups to Pfizer. Big ups to Pfizer. The all the shareholders get paid off and no one gets cured. Ethical. [Laughter] They're the most ethical company out there. >> Officials believe that the person was bitten by an infected flea while camping in the South Lake Tahoe area. >> Yo that's how it started. Yeah cuz fleas bite the rats then they bite your ass. >> Dude what are the chances? ████ fleas man. It's like them and mosquitoes. >> hate fleas and mosquitoes. What I don't understand the purpose like in nature why do they need to exist?
2:32 >> Darwinism. I think they're just meant to just kill off ████ >> control thing. Disease. Yeah. Like literally things right now black death like West Nile virus and covid are like all running around America right now. Yeah but I'd rather have covid. >> Great news you guys. I'll take covid over ████ Yeah I've had that ████ before. You had West Nile before? >> You know what things are coming around for us. I think you know this is good news. The economy is doing well you know the job market is through the roof. >> West Nile do to you? Is it like flu like symptoms? EVERYTHING'S FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS. CUZ IT SOUNDS crazy it sounds like you ████ bleed from the eyes or some ████ All right so it's primarily spread through the bite of an infected mosquito. Symptoms there's asymptomatic symptoms which many people around 80%
3:23 infected with West Nile virus don't experience symptoms. There's West Nile fever where about 20% of infected individuals develop a mild illness with symptoms like fever headache body aches joint pain vomiting diarrhea or rash. And then there's the neuro invasive disease where less than 1% of those infected develop severe neuro invasive disease which can include meningitis the inflammation of the membranes surrounding the brain and spinal cord causing symptoms like headache fever and stiff neck encephalitis inflammation of the brain potentially leading to symptoms like high fever headaches neck stiffness disorientation tremors convulsions muscle weakness paralysis coma or even death and then other neurological symptoms are some individuals may experience ataxia loss of coordination optic neuritis inflammation of the optic nerve seizures or changes in mental status. So your brain just goes to waste dude.
4:14 Have you guys seen that ████ Chinese mosquito laser? Yeah I want to buy that ████ And apparently it doesn't hurt you at all and it just shoots it's so ████ so you plug it in it's so ████ accurate I forgot what it can like sense but if it sees a mosquito in there it zaps the ████ mosquito with the laser and you can be next to the mosquito but it's so accurate it won't zap you. I'm going to look this up later. >> shoots these ████ out the air. >> a Tesla coil? No. You know like when you go to the ████ um store like odds and ████ there was that dome with the little electricity and then you touch it does it that's what I'm imagining right now. No it's like the one that I saw was like this it looks like a small fan that you plug in and it's just Yo we need to get sponsored by that.
5:04 >> can get one okay it's $1 million USD. Shut the ████ up a million? There's a company fundraising to actually make this. No the one that I saw they were taking pre-orders already. Oh so it's not made yet? >> Not yet but it was like for consumers already. Dude that would crush in Hawaii. Oh man. ████ yeah. These would be selling hot. We need to eradicate mosquitoes. ████ I HATE MOSQUITOES MAN. DUDE I'M GETTING HARD JUST WATCHING THIS RIGHT now actually. How does that even work? That's so cool. ████ that dude. Bam oh mother ████ you. Mother ████ you man. I could watch this all day. >> What if it kills like regular bugs? ████ them. Yeah get out of here. But we need them. But ████ mosquitoes then.
5:54 They're the worst they're the absolute worst. Dude you see you see those like random like Tik Toks where it's like somebody like catches mosquitoes and it finds like the craziest ways to kill them. Yeah they're like psychopaths. So sick though. That would be so good for camping. I mean like just have that set up or like just go hiking with it. >> Imagine a whole grid. You know how many you know how many problems this will solve? We'd be this would be amazing. We could stay outdoors all we want if we had them. Scientists didn't they officially say mosquitoes genuinely serve no actual purpose in the hierarchy of like livelihood and stuff? Yeah. In a lot of places they didn't have mosquitoes cuz I was thinking like what did the natives do back in the day in Hawaii? I think they went like this. They just didn't have them. I think once they have fires you know that ████ goes away. They didn't have to deal with them. Who brought them over there? We someone brought them over there. They joined the sh yeah they ships. Crazy
6:44 whites dude the medieval whites. But then the mosquitoes in different parts of the world like you notice like Mexican mosquitoes they're ████ aggressive dude. They don't ████ around man. I think I would rather I would rather almost like a big mosquito than like the little ass ones that you can't see and kill. Big ones I feel like it's like where you know I got a it's a match. If I can see you I can stop you. ████ Right? Or if they're big they'll take longer to fill in their ████ body with your blood so you got a chance. But the little ass ones where next to you know you're just like and then you got a bite and you're like what? The ones that I hate the ones that I hate is the one once I go oh what the ████ it's itchy and then I realize they already bit me five times. Not even the first time. I don't like the ones that make you
7:35 itch. Isn't that all of them? Not all of them. Really? And you know the really inconvenient places where they bite you? Like you if you come get me like get me on just like a big part of my meat you know? Don't get me on like my ████ finger nail or something. Yeah those suck. >> On your toe? Yeah. >> Itches like a ████ Yeah don't get me on something really random that I use a lot. Yeah that just sucks. On your ████ eyelid and it's swollen next day? Does that happen to you? The ████ Taiwanese ones are ruthless dude. One time I was slept one time I was in I was camping in Point Mugu it's like kind of close to Oxnard and then I was with boy scouts and we thought it'd be a fun idea to sleep outside of the tent but we're in kind of like this swampy area so we're like oh we should sleep under the stars like a bunch of ████
8:25 and then we're in the sleeping bag and I ████ we pull I pulled the mummy bag like this I woke up in the morning and I literally have 30 ████ MOSQUITOES OH MY GOD. CUZ IT WAS JUST A SWAMPY ████ area. But if you had this ████ just next to your bed it would have been pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. You just would have had 20 dead mosquitoes all over your face. I was just in Germany and it was at this camp and I kind of mentioned this but it's like a dormitory there's no AC and stuff but if you keep the window open amber alert Ryan's missing ████ going on dude. Ryan's missing right now. Ryan's going to bust that door any minute now. Why is there so much crazy ████ It's only crazy because like it says Derek and Jaden amber alert. This ████ dude. [Laughter]
9:15 YOU WERE MISSING. THAT WASN'T PLANNED AT ALL. I had no idea Ryan What the ████ chances of that? I was crawling on the floor and my amber alert went off and I was like damn it. [Laughter] IT WASN'T YOU? NO WELL I MEAN ALL OF OURS all of ours went off. Not mine. Oh man. Oh it's maybe cuz I'm on airplane mode. Yeah that would that would do it. I didn't know that I was trying I was trying to sneak all the way here. I was like you can see me in the probably in the videos crawling the whole ████ way. Derek and Jaden Hernandez is missing. They're in imminent danger. Derek and Jaden Hernandez were last seen on August 21. Who's supposed to be here in this side? You. Wait where's there's no sixth person? Well, it was supposed to be honest, but he messed up. I ████ up. >> she can come at p.m., but he thought it was a I didn't I didn't read the I
10:05 didn't read the p.m. part. Oh my god, dude. >> I ████ up. This is why we need to leave LA, dude. We just need to get the ████ out of here. >> so grade Nothing works. Nothing makes sense. Every day is ████ >> LA's still a great city. All right, blackouts never happen over here. Dude. It's a black PT Cruiser. We could find that ████ like nothing. >> That's pretty I think >> They're kidnapping in PT Cruisers now? >> Honestly, if you drive a PT Cruiser, I look at you with the way >> That's that's Johnny Rockets the car. No, it's not. Who the ████ kidnaps in a PT Cruiser? She kidnapped her own son. Oh, it's a it's a domestic dispute. Aren't Aren't most of Aren't most child kidnappings domestic disputes? Yeah. Calling calling that a kidnapping is you you're wasting taxpayer >> That's not Amber Alert. That should be like I don't know.
10:55 Sunrise alert, lukewarm alert, or something. How many How many resources gets pulled when there's a ████ Amber Alert though? I don't know. They probably just charge full full price SMS texting rates. Yeah, that's what it is. That's how they make their money through SMS rates. That's the honestly, that's what it is. The association with the big AT&T So, Ryan, uh what do you think about mosquitoes? And that's the video. Hey.
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