0:00 All right, we're going to get to the bottom of this because obviously you keep mentioning that you fetishize Asian women. >> All the time. >> All white people do. >> I can't stop doing it. >> So, I need you to rank your Asian women. >> Nikki Leimo a green. End the video. See you guys later. >> Nice try. >> Okay, mayor. They >> Woah, that's Woah, mayor? Mayor? >> Okay, rank your Asian ████ women, okay? Just the the literally your top Lucy Liu. >> Top No, not not in video. >> Skank. >> Just go straight races. Just straight ethnic. >> who's got the >> Who's got the >> Top five? >> know the difference. >> five? Would you put Chinese number one because of Lucy Liu? >> Is she Chinese? >> Yeah, she's fully Chinese. >> Yeah, right. >> [laughter] >> Is China number one for you? >> Yeah, if if that's the information. >> Filipino? >> Oh, just just so you know, Nikki's a part Filipino. [laughter]
0:51 >> I didn't know you were on the side of the CCP like that. >> Oh, you're like Anthony. That's cool. >> Are you trying to number one Am I trying to number one? >> He's trying Yeah, you're trying to number one for sure. >> No, not for women. >> Yeah. >> For women? >> When the camera's on, yeah. >> For women? >> [laughter] >> I feel like they know. >> You think? What do they What do you think they think? >> hot women took them to the forbidden palace years ago, so there's nothing but ugly people everywhere now. >> Oh, damn, really? That's the thing? >> Do you think the emperor's like test me? >> The emperor is dead. [laughter] >> All right, so Chinese number one? >> Um like I said, Lucy Liu to me was the hottest Asian ████ I ever saw growing up. >> Wow, [laughter] okay. >> Don't go celebrity. Just on genuinely what whatever actual humans you've actually met. No celebrity ████ >> Humans I actually met? >> Humans you actually People you've actually interacted with. >> That girl at Panda Express. >> Rank Rank an honest understanding of
1:43 Asian women by ethnic group and countries. >> Where do you put Mongs then? Let's start with that. >> Jesus Christ. >> Where do you put them? Top five? >> The bottom WHERE THEY >> WHY? WOAH. >> NO, where they always are. >> That girl from Nickelodeon is Mong. >> Yeah, you like her. >> She's but no celebrities, right? >> Which one? Which one? >> Celebrities, actual celebrities. >> [laughter] >> Uh nah, she's too young for me. >> Justin Bieber was with her. If he thought she was hot >> I winked at Anthony, I winked. >> All right. Ethnic groups, go go. You go on food, you can go on vibe, energy. >> I have to pick Asian though? >> Yeah, yeah, Asian. >> ████ man. >> And you got to go by by country and culture. >> What do you mean? This whole thing is about Asia. What do you mean you got to pick Asian? >> I genuinely did not really know I was into Asian chicks until later on in life. >> So you just That's okay. That's okay. So >> hacking hacking into into Mexican
2:33 ████ >> It could be porno fetishes, it can't be celebrities. >> Okay, I loved Mexican ████ I loved white ████ >> They're not Asian. >> I loved for a while >> Like Guido Italian girls. >> Guido Italian ████ ████ from the North Shore, from ████ Jersey Shore. I loved that ████ >> Dirty ████ white trash hoarding family. >> No, no, I'm I'm setting the table. >> Okay, okay, setting the now >> And now we're going to eat dinner. >> All right. >> So then I'm like >> Set the table for the kiddie table that you're not sitting at. >> No, but I'm like ████ man, and then I'm like ████ I really didn't get into Asian chicks until later on in life. And then I figured out how to fetishize them and it got me turned on. >> Okay, [laughter] so who who started for you and then let me get the list. >> So it was >> You grow up a little later in life, that's why. >> It It was Lucy They were less developed. It was Lucy Liu. >> That's fine, okay, we're back to celebrities. >> It It Well, you have to you forgive me. Forgive me. >> And are you saying Lucy Liu as in
3:24 Charlie's Angels? >> Payback, Lucy Liu, payback. >> Oh, that's early Lucy Liu. >> That's not even like >> Oh, brother. You know what, Ryan? Ryan, you're going to lick the screen as I post this ████ >> [laughter] >> Okay. Mel Gibson? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, I remember. That's where she debuted? >> Yeah, for me anyway. I never saw her in my whole life and I saw her >> I knew her before Charlie's Angels. >> Did you? >> I don't remember where. >> How? >> Memoirs of a Geisha? >> No, no, that's Zhang Ziyi. >> Racist. >> Jesus. >> She wasn't on Memoirs of a Geisha? >> That payback, Lucy Liu is kind of like the first like, "Jesus." Yeah. >> Okay, well, first of all, okay, so Chinese. So, you started dragons or whatever. >> Okay, it's pandas now, apparently. >> I'm sorry. >> All right, so now we know that China's in the top five. Who else is in there?
4:15 We don't have to give the number. We just need Who else is in there? >> Who has the biggest titties? >> Thai, Thai. >> They might be dude titties, though. >> That's what I'm scared of. >> Natural Thai. >> I got to say, okay, I got to say because my friend V is a Vietnamese. I like the personality of the Vietnamese a lot. >> That's very marriagely safe. >> Okay. >> Put second. I'll put that second. >> Every time you look at her, you're like, you're a little kid. You like You like kid personalities. Okay. >> A little bit. >> No, [laughter] ████ What the ████ You're really getting bad. >> Come on, dude. >> It's half [laughter] Steve Day. >> And that's his friend, too. >> No, my friend V is awesome. I love >> She's really, really great. >> best. >> I will say, as somebody >> I wouldn't have known the stereotypes about Vietnamese people if not for her.
5:05 >> I will say that that she's a kind of an exception, though. >> Well, explain. >> What? Short and married to a tall, rich, white guy? >> [laughter] >> By the way >> By the way, they came up together. >> Came together. >> So, [laughter] whoa. First of all >> Hang on, let me have her back here. Let me have her back here and pull her out. >> She's very She's like elevated Viet. >> Yeah. >> She's not your average She's not your Westminster She's not a Cali Viet. She's not a Cali Viet. >> She's on a billboard, guys. Like, it's all right. She's technically a billboard right now in Vegas, anyway. >> She's not a California Viet. >> Don't put her next to Lucy Liu in this context, bro. >> [laughter] >> That's my actual friend, like my me and my wife's >> She's amazing. She's awesome. >> We love V. >> It's not the point. Don't make it about that. Take it Okay, take her photo down. >> Take her [laughter] off the screen. >> Take her off the screen. You just finished >> You wanted it. >> You wanted it. You wanted it. You're
5:56 saying you want it. You brought it up on a you wanted video. >> saying she's a good personality, good body. And she's my spicy buddy cuz she likes spicy food. >> Chinese, Vietnamese are on there. Is Filipino on there or is Nikki the only Filipino you've ever talked to? >> because she's part white. You let her through the cracks. >> Can I run out of room? >> You let her through the crackers. [laughter] >> Is it okay if I run out of room and get in my car and >> Was Was there ever one other Filipino girl that caught your interest? >> I've known. >> He thought Nikki was like >> I thought Nikki was a Mexican chick. >> You thought they were Latinas? >> Her last name was Limo narrow, bro. I thought she was a ████ Mexican chick. >> That's ████ fair, dude. [laughter] She conned him. >> She totally tricked him. >> That's a scammer. >> And we ate Mexican food like like our second date. >> That's 90 day fiance. >> Yeah, but our first day was sushi, so I should have known better. >> of many scenarios where a Filipino would
6:47 benefit from being taken as Mexican, though. >> Well, think about it. They're not exactly I don't think Filipinos are sexualized as much as Mexican chicks. Am I crazy? >> No, you're not crazy. >> Yeah, like like think about the big asses and >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Right, yeah. >> Oh, subservient culture, blah blah, ████ >> Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, yeah. >> So, Filipinos aren't in your top five? >> Well, they would be now because of technicality. >> No, it doesn't deserve to be there, though. Not based on that. You know what I mean? >> It's not my type. Korean, let's go Korean. >> [snorts] >> I heard they have really big titties. >> Are you a titties guy? >> No, I just think it's funny. >> Oh. >> I I like big I like nice ████ asses. Like what I like about Nikki is she bends over and I can see the little ████ triangle of light. >> That's Filipinos. >> Is it? >> I think the you thigh gap. >> I think it's just >> Oh, I was like Filipinos have a triangle
7:38 of asses? >> I think it's squats, but it's good to know that's Filipinos. >> Okay, so let's say Filipinos is not top five for you. He likes North Koreans. He likes them hungry and subservient. >> Um ethnicity of the print the printer company CEO? >> Xerox? >> Um He was Korean. >> He's Korean. >> And he had Velcro pants. >> Was his wife hot, too? >> ████ no. >> [laughter] >> Damn. >> Woah. Woah, man. Can I just say though, for him, 10. 10. >> What do you mean for him 10? >> So her name is Esther. >> Uh-huh. >> And I'll tell you what. >> Woah, real original. >> Kim or Park? >> Tan. I'll tell you her last name, ████ it. She's She was so nice, by the way, so nice, genuinely. But there's no way she didn't have armpit hair. Like there's no chance. >> Oh, woah. >> Yeah. >> Okay.
8:28 Never mind, she's The screen was kind of weird. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, she's not in the top five. This is so sad. >> Asians fine, celebrities is fine, did you fetishize and then >> Japanese. Japanese. >> You got Japanese girls? >> Hot. Oh, who Who Wait, wait. Who's the ████ from um Tomorrow Never Dies? >> Oh, Japanese girl from Tomorrow >> No, no, not Japanese. I'm just saying the agency. >> Asian? >> Asian. Come on, we all know. Well, Everything Everywhere All at Once. >> Michelle Yeoh? >> Oh, Michelle Yeoh. >> Thank you. >> Michelle Yeoh's Chinese. [laughter] >> So then I think my s███'s Chinese then. I think that's my ████ >> No, that's just the highest odds that an Asian's going to be. >> Well, no, cuz I saw that movie young and I was like, "Jesus God." She's ████ hot. >> story Michelle Yeoh. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, that, too. >> Obviously she's a freaking starlet >> So Chinese Okay, so Chinese is number one so far. >> one, okay.
9:18 >> Number one. Well, you're also looking at the apex. So you got to think Remember the whole per capita thing that we have that thing with? Okay, well, think about it like this. Now you're talking about 1.4 billion people in their country. The two that are Hollywood celebrities >> Fair. They get plucked out by Kim Jong-un. All right, what about Indian >> That's the wrong country, but okay. >> What about Indian girls? Indian girls, where they at? Cuz they're they're kind of dis-Asian. >> Like Anthony's ex-girlfriend. >> Can you give me one? >> She's not. >> [clears throat] >> The one that Bart keeps sending us. >> [laughter] >> She's hot. >> That's funny. >> But she also looks Latina. >> Hey, can you give me one? >> Dude, calling your ex-girlfriend that's crazy. >> It's really funny. Can you give me one? >> What what Asian woman? >> No, Indian Indian Indian Oh, Indian Indian Indian. Disha Patani. D.I.S.H.A. Oh, yeah.
10:08 >> She's hot. >> All right. Can I say that I think that Akashi's wife is kind of hot? >> Shut the ████ up. >> Does that count? >> That's really good. You could You should have said at the beginning of the video though. >> We should title the video that and thumbnail the video that. >> [laughter] >> Disha I I Okay, Indian women >> Disha Patani will make will put Indian women at number one. >> Indian women got that >> That'll put That'll put Indian That's That's not fair. >> They got that exotic >> That's not fair. That puts Indian women at number one of >> every chart. Yeah. That's that's an anomaly. >> That's a crazy one. >> Yeah, that's nuts. >> Plus that What's that other Indian girl? Um Joe Jonas's or whatever. >> Oh, Priyanka Chopra. >> Yeah. >> Oh, Priyanka Chopra. >> Yeah. >> She was like the She was like voted Earth's most beautiful woman. >> Earth's most beautiful is crazy. >> What a stat. Priyanka, yeah, Chopra. >> is beautiful. >> What blows my mind
10:58 when you look at those Indian food feed videos and then you see her and you're like, "How are you the same people?" Like it doesn't make any sense to me. >> That's like Skid Row. >> Well, it's not like we're going out and bumping into people in Chinatown being like, "How do you How do you relate to Michelle Yeoh?" >> It is like Skid Row. >> Yeah, it's like Skid Row. >> It's like going to Skid Row. >> Yeah, it's like I mean, this doesn't this does not represent us. >> Yeah, Priyanka Chopra is unreal. >> That's unreal. Like come on, that's a that's really good. That's amazing. >> But this is actually touches with my Nikki for for sure. >> Oh. So you like more uh Indian >> ████ I like these dark skanks. >> So, maybe is that above China? >> Yeah. [clears throat] >> Oh, yeah, dude. India, China. >> You know what it is? They look down to ████ They look ready to suck and ████ >> [laughter]
11:50 >> No one has mastered fetishization better than you have. >> Hey, I fetishize Asian women. Shout out Asian women. >> Indian women number one. >> Shout out next shark >> Who's number three? >> Vietnam. >> Vietnam number three. >> Specifically V. >> [laughter] >> Put V up next to Lucy Liu and her his best friend's wife. >> My best friend's wife. By the way, not just her best not just his best friend, my best friend. V is V is my best friend as well. Okay. So, this is out of respect. I'm doing this out of love. >> Jesus, he's actually doing it. We could just we also could just end the video. >> ████ skank right here, boys. Don't care. >> Oh, dude, you got to be careful, man. You know what's going to happen, right? >> Dude, you know her whole entire following is kids. Like you know you're literally doing like not a service to her.
12:41 >> You you with all these games putting those pictures up Can put that on the thumbnail? Cuz he doesn't know. He thinks you're doing a thing. >> Can, I love you. Don't put that in the thumbnail. [laughter] You're ████ dude. If you can't, don't put her in the thumbnail. Thank you. Thank you.
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