0:05 How many Barbies do you guys think we need? Barbie, you mean like like actual Barbie? >> Yeah, like different types of Barbies. Like how many do you think we need? To cover all the bases. Just one? Just one. What What is she? What's she look like? >> you can't do that. >> Yeah, listen to the man. Listen to him. He's answering my question. >> I'll go. How many Mickey Mouses do you want? That's not the same, fool. >> It is not the same. >> exact same. That's pretty good. That's a That's an answer only a ████ brain >> What Barbie like of every culture? >> But then nobody with a Mickey Mouse aspires to be Mickey Mouse, right? The girls that buy The little girls that buy Barbies imagine, I want to be her someday, right? >> But But are you talking like black Barbie, white Barbie, Asian Barbie, Latino Barbie? >> Barbie, Hawaiian Barbie, Stacy. >> [laughter] >> When I was a kid, I just go, okay, that's Barbie. And they start expanding on Barbie, I'm like, why do you need 12
0:56 Hello Kitties? >> even make like a doll Okay, stop You got to stop thinking about it as like the OG character. Think of X-Men. Okay. They're They're X-Men. X-Men. Yeah. ████ the rest. It's not like why do you need 16 Wolverines? No, no, no, no. Just call them X-Men. >> There's several Wolverines by themselves, though. >> [laughter] >> For his simple brain >> My simple brain, I just need For me, I just need one. Cuz he's like, why do you need more than one Mickey Mouse? How many Buddhas do you need? None, dude. No Buddhas. [laughter] No, only one, bro. >> No fat Buddha, skinny Buddha. There There's too many Buddhas. When I was a kid, somebody said, not my joke, credit to Ethan, Professor Sexavier. I was like, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. That's all he said? >> Yeah, that's all he said. He's like, what about Professor Sexavier? And I was like, oh my god, this guy's a genius.
1:47 >> Sex Men? No. No, well, we all did that. Everyone did that. But he's like, Sex Men with Professor Sexavier. And I was like, this guy's a genius. I'll never resell it. And I haven't. >> If you could only have two Barbies, which ones do you think would be enough? Barbie and Ken. No, well, Ken's not just two Barbies. Two Barbies? >> Yeah, what type of Barbies? Ken's different. >> The two of the same ones and they're ████ twins. Why are we asking this? Like a bunch of ████ dudes talking about Barbies and ████ >> Because people come [laughter] here to watch straight guys interact. >> Oh, yeah. That's the gay dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got Down Syndrome Barbie. You don't think they needed that? >> So get get this. So they now have autism Barbie. How do you know? How do you make her physically different? >> I'm reading it. How do you physically show an autistic Barbie? >> It's quiet. It's silent. Oh my >> [laughter] >> She just looks like regular Barbie. She
2:37 just has headphones on. What? >> Shut up. >> Straight up. >> All right, let me see. >> I'll show you. It's crazy, man. >> Headphones or like earmuffs? Why are autistic people always listen to music? Who is ████ She's supposed to be autistic? >> Yeah. And they officially called this one autistic Barbie? >> And it's because she's wearing noise canceling headphones cuz like you these people get all ████ activated. >> like ski Barbie. >> Oh, because of like um overstimulation, which is why Can I ask something that might come off insensitive? I'm really curious. I think without this disclaimer, you probably >> the volume up on this part. >> Do the toy makers really think an autistic person can recognize that's an autistic Barbie? Can I answer honestly? Yes. [laughter] They ain't stupid, dude. >> think they give a ████ I don't think they give a ████ They just want to sell something. They're all, it's for the
3:28 parents. They want the parents to buy it for the kids. They want to catch the headlines and then sell it to the parents. Cuz By the way, every single parent thinks they have an autistic kid. >> Well, also, though, to be fair, in in some very specific situations, if your autistic kid happens to also wear noise canceling headphones all the time because of the overstimulation, and then you presented them with something that had a similar thing, there might be a unique connection there that's that's beautiful. >> Yeah, but what if they're like >> It's a validation. >> But what if they're not Latino like autistic by Barbie and they go, that's not me? I think at that point they're not focusing on skin color as well. Like do they Chinese Odyssey Barbie? At that point, just take a Stacy and just put headphones on that ████ >> The whole The whole point of it since the beginning of multiple Barbies was the concept of representation, right? >> I thought it was fine white ████ Would you have liked dry clean dry cleaner daughter Barbie? They don't do
4:19 do it by profession. Yeah, [laughter] they do. You know what I thought, though? The Barbie can have multiple professions, but when we're talking about like the representation, that it's not necessarily about their profession, it's about like what they look like. >> If she's running a dry cleaner's, does she have like a lot more cash? Uh she's she's got cash, but it's like dirty. Uh she's got bags of clothes. >> Chemicals she could pour into the earth. >> [laughter] >> You know what I was always thought? I was like, what ████ idiot little girl is looking at this toy and thinking that's them? Because I always thought that the the kid played as like a fashion or a hairdresser and they like playing with their little toy and they're they're making it pretty. >> about it wrong because you're thinking what idiot girl looks at this toy and thinks it's them. That's just like a still a regular woman in the world. I'm looking at a ████ superhero going,
5:10 this me, dude. Like these powers are mine. Who's you? Who's you? Dude, Spider-Man. >> I could afford that was still available and not sold out was Red Omega or or Omega Red. Yeah, Omega Red. But then because all the cool ones were already taken. >> need a toy. Like when you're old Wolverine, you're just in the backyard going like this. That's ████ free. >> We did that as adults. >> You got six pens? >> That's because guys have better imaginations than women. >> [laughter] >> But when we had toys, we made them fight each other. Yeah. Yeah. You know what my friend used to do with his sister's Barbie? He would undress them and put them in his pants. I love undressing. Hey, but to put He walked around just with a ████ Barbie around his dick. >> To be fair, look how many GI Joes there are, though. You ever do this between the titties of a Barbie? I loved it. Nothing gets me off more. Nothing. That was my favorite. >> In the world. Not just the titties, my brother. >> [laughter] >> ████ what else? The butt?
6:01 That line almost goes all the way. Oh, wow. >> goes all the way. It almost goes all the Could they have an autistic Could they have autistic GI Joe? I think he would just be a guy in the jungle like just blowing people away. They're all autistic already. Did they make a Down Syndrome Barbie? [laughter] Yeah. We need a Down Syndrome GI Joe. >> Down Syndrome Barbie. So you can show Anthony. Yeah, there is. It's real. I think you can totally have a Down Syndrome Barbie because again, it's not about their like profession. I think a Down Syndrome GI Joe is like uh different. >> Down Syndrome GI Joe? >> what I want. He said. Oh my I think all of these are just money moves, right? >> Yeah, for sure. They don't give a ████ >> Syndrome GI Joe could pull a guy out of the of the muck and and run him up like 7 miles. He has that strength. He has that ability. That's And by the way, by the way, that's a compliment.
6:51 >> those movies when someone's like on a cliff and they're falling down and then the guy's like holding them. If the other guy that was picking them up was Down Syndrome, they wouldn't have ever slipped. You would trust them way more. They're like, oh, and then he picks you back up. Are you guys ████ with me? On this Down Syndrome Barbie thing? No, that's what he said. Write write it down. No, I have it. There's Well, how many you guys think that versions of stuff? If I have to think like a woman a woman, there's no end. No. That one got Downs for sure. No, the craziest part is they got the Downs chicks holding it. I don't think you could make enough Barbies. I think no matter what you do, there's one more girl that's going to go, what about me? That's true. >> Yeah, that's fair. Yo, is that a tan line Barbie? No, no, that was the cat. He has like the Michael Jackson ████ He has vitiligo,
7:42 yeah. Yeah, he got that [clears throat] many Barbies. Vitiligo Ken. When you look at That's for show Downs Barbie. Look at that. >> But that's like a guy who's being made to play with this Barbie with his sister. Like he ████ doesn't want to play with this Barbie. >> got the the like missing limb ████ going on, too. Like they have the missing limb if you amputee Barbie. >> They always had the amputee Barbie if you ever had them for long enough. If I ever had Barbies for long enough? Yeah. Yeah, we used to ████ those things up. >> Do you like the Down Syndrome Barbie? Do I like the Down Syndrome Define like. Am I attracted to it? Is that what you're asking me, Ryan Anime? >> Are you in favor of it? I'm in I think Barbie as a brand and a franchise since the beginning was always about representing every version. So I'm like I It makes sense. >> From the beginning? Yes. Let me ask you, how many Ninja Turtles do you think we should have? Four. How come those don't change? What?
8:32 Because they were already representing everybody. They're all green. They're all They're what? >> more than four. Which ones? They had the Down >> Shoot pizza out of their mouth and ████ >> [laughter] >> Kinds of ████ with that. What are you talking about? >> a world and a story. >> Soggy the rabbit? >> [laughter] >> That was one of my favorites. Or Chrome Dome? >> They were like a story first and then so they made toys out of them. This is like like toys first and they expanded and added stories to it. >> Toys first? >> Toys first. How many frisbees do you think we need? A triangle one? There are triangle frisbees. There are triangle frisbees. What are you talking about? You don't You don't buy frisbees for representation. >> [laughter] >> It's a regular frisbee but they rebranded it. So here, check this out. So they say
9:22 that they're excited to announce that they have noise canceling headphones to help her relax if she's overstimulated. She has a fidget spinner, movable hands for children to play out stemming. They call it stemming. And a tablet so she can communicate without having to speak. Wow. Okay, that's cool. Well, that should feel very validating if you're if that's your life, too, and It's very thoughtful. It's very appropriate. Yeah. But I will say, I never was like, I am Raphael. I need a sai. I was just like >> You never said that. I totally said that. >> missed out, bro. >> 100% said that. That was fun. I think I said that about every single one but Donatello. I never thought I could I never thought I could get an actual sai. It was too dangerous looking. I thought my mom was going to take it away immediately. So, I was like I I like I feel like I'm Raphael, but >> never gave me a sai, but I definitely taped something together and made it
10:12 feel like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, that's what I'm saying. I never thought I could get an actual sai. Have you ever been into a martial arts store as a kid? Yeah, they were like I would have been I was like amazed. Like, ninja turtle tools are in here? No, but they didn't always have everything. They had hella ████ stabs. Yeah, wooden stabs. Trisectional staff. >> [snorts] >> Sais are definitely a little harder to come by, but you could find them. >> I never saw one in my life with my eyes. That's why I thought >> We could order them on Amazon right now. Wow. But, that's why I wanted to do kung fu. Like, when I went to junior karate, all they had is like belts and ████ Kung fu was superior, dude. They had swords and sais. >> weapons. Yeah. Well, you know what's crazy is that that'd probably be really bad for Barbie as a company if they just didn't have any more to make. Like, if no one asked for them, then
11:03 they'd be in trouble, right? I feel like they kill it no matter what, dude. Cuz they do the princesses every year. Right? Like, all the different Moana and ████ like that. Moana Barbie. Well, that's probably the best thing that could happen is that they get demanded a new Barbie. Barbie specifically partner with Disney? I don't think they do. You're about to have a kid and learn a lot of stuff. Put in Barbie Moana right now. Watch this. Do they got a vaccinated Barbie and a unvaccinated Barbie, too? I don't think they do that because I feel like Disney produces their own dolls. Yeah, so I don't think they they would partner this ████ They might. >> [laughter] >> Bro. Bro. Bro, this isn't even hard. It's too easy. Moana Barbie. Moana Barbie on Amazon. Here we go. Is there an asthma Barbie? A Barbie all over the ████ god damn universe, dude. >> Is there a Barbie with asthma?
11:53 >> [laughter] >> Is there a BB all Barbie? OnlyFans Barbie. >> [laughter] >> Talk about. Click it. Click it. Click it. I want to see the official Barbie logo. >> She literally my buddy's daughter has this ████ It doesn't say Barbie on it. It's not a Barbie, you dumbass. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> I win this video. Suck my dick. >> Evan won one. He won a video today. That's crazy. Now, what's the two? What's the second one? >> [laughter] >> That's not a Barbie? Or dolls. Hey, if if if Mattel hit you up and was like, "Hey, we want to do a Kinjaz Barbie. Would you like to design something?" Would you agree and like make something? Honestly, they're such a huge brand and conglomerate. I'd be like, "F███ yeah." >> What would you make? Well, number one,
12:44 we do do toys. We have partnered with like Bearbricks. We have partnered with like different But, what would a Kinjaz Barbie be? It's all made by Mattel. I win the video. No, it's not a Barbie. But, it has to be. I won the It's been by Mattel. I win the video. What would a Kinjaz Barbie be? She'd have a mask on, first of all. I think she'd be hot. Or or I don't know if it'd even be a she. I think it'd be like a a different Ken. Okay. A Kin A Kinja. All right. Kinja. It'd be Kinja. Just has the the bomber jacket? It's probably going to be Asian. It's probably going to have You mean this bomber jacket that's available on store.kinjaz.com? That's nice, too. It actually might be sold out. I don't know. Point is yeah, it's going to have that. It's probably going to have some weapons. It's probably going to have some cool cool sneakers. I think I think the basics is it might come with a mask that you can remove. It's going to come with a hat. It's going to come with a bomber jacket, and it's going to come with some weapons,
13:34 and it's going to come with sneakers. Is it going to come with some issues from not being represented very well? >> [laughter] >> Like, growing up? I'll tell you what. I haven't seen a ████ Indiana Colts Barbie. Yeah, you know why? Cuz nobody would buy it. Including me. Including me. Especially me. I still win the video. An Indiana Colts Barbie. >> [laughter] >> That's funny.
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