0:00 [Music] all right this is an interesting uh this is an interesting Mia this person is an Uber driver okay just keep that in mind most Uber drivers are U wow okay no I love Uber drivers my dad's an Uber driver yeah they're so cool what he yeah don't lie shut up why would I lie about that I find he Uber driver I thought he was a postman no Bo man where did you get that from no my dad's an Uber driver Uber and LIF straight face we can move on now okay uh this person says I picked up a girl at the club clearly very out of it she was drunk but drunk in the creepy way with most people um are the fun kind of drunk she was not she got in the car
0:51 I asked her how she was she seemed stone cold sober but it took her ages to answer and she just stared at my head and gave me the creeps not going to lie she eventually mum something incoherent that made no sense a few minutes after this the ride cancelled on the app so then she no longer was supposed to be in the car so whoever got her the Uber cancelled that Uber and to get themselves an Uber oh so put her in the car originally and then whatever so he this person that's uh the driver is like hey you got to get out you're no longer like part of this ride like I can't just take you anywhere the girl didn't have any money either so she couldn't you know she couldn't get a ride or anything and um once the driver was like yeah you just you have to go she got mad and was like how dare you you're going to leave me in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night you truly are Satan
1:42 for that and then um call him Satan yeah but then the driver's like honestly the way that she was talking and bringing up Bible verses was freaking me out so I don't think she was a normal person which is more why I I wanted to get rid of her maybe that's why the original person was like I'll call you an new just to get rid of her yeah you're crazy so then this this driver is like you know the driver ended up kicking the girl out and then leaving but is like am I the ████ because some of my friends that I'm telling this to said that I am because it was messed up for me to have left her and she's an adult now she she's old enough to go drinking and leave a house who leaves the house without money bro right you don't got now you don't got your ████ car I know right so other adults have to be responsible for you and she doesn't have a phone maybe she doesn't have cash because yeah but why would you need one cuz can't you just order another Uber
2:32 like no it wasn't her that ordered it but can't she pull out her phone and go may it I'll Uber you you you accept the Uber and then I Uber I don't know maybe it's cuz I don't drinko or zel for me like if I was if I had a daughter and I knew she was going out like this drinking and leaving a house being irresponsible that would be my worst ████ nightmare because as a lady you can't be doing that type of ████ you know many stories I hear about like these Uber dri like picking up ladies and yeah but in this case everyone was trying to run away from her yeah she was the Predator she's she's the crazy one well this guy's friends uh they're saying like oh you're not being a good dude you should have like drove her home or something that they're saying that it's messed up no they're saying like dude you should have had sex with her that's what they're saying they're saying it's messed up to leave a a drunk girl alone on the street yeah
3:24 but now you're you're other adults have to be responsible for you as an adult for making choices but I get it service it's like yeah it's like morally and like maybe ethically you're like I know I shouldn't be doing this but also like you're an adult you need to figure this out on your own too ████ that is hard I guess you could be like all right I'll take you to the police station yeah something like that but it depends on a neighborhood cuz there's some neighborhoods where you leave a chick there yeah sure if he's in San Marino it's like get out you're good nicely neighor I think that's a big determining factor I think wherever they are it's probably like a a bar or club District yeah so it it probably wouldn't be the greatest place to leave a drunk person with that had no other way to get out of there but is that your responsibility I don't know that's hard if it is a bar or Like You Know A District that has a bunch of like
4:14 foot traffic and like retel spots and like AK where she came from type stuff MH like if if anything that may be what I would do drop her back off where I found her you know what I'm saying cuz it's like you could go walk into another bar and figure your ████ out where you came from type you can't AFF to pay this you know but you're also as the Uber jobber you're like working you're like liable for that that's true yeah it's like you need to remove yourself from that liability when like the clock's not even running that person is not the one who ordered it you're just in a weird situ crazy liability from the liability and then also called the cops and just let them know so something's on file that like you now are removed from this person because some crazy stuff could happen and then the last time this girl was seen with was on record this Uber driver that's not a good look that's why
5:04 you need to have that little webcam pointing all those videos of like drunk people freaking out Ubers I see that all the time and I'm like what a ████ nightmare sad why would you drive those hours plus off top everybody's going to believe the girl first regardless which I think is fair to like start leaning in that direction but like that's that's going to ████ you up if that situation is not favorable for you the cool thing about this situation is the Uber driver in the story is a girl and is 2 oh oh that changes everything why we all think it was a guy yeah that changes everything maybe his voice was reading it yeah I'm an Uber driver I picked up a girl at the CL drop the ████ yeah yeah she's a girl the ████ out of here better get your ████ together ████ cuz I thought I thought it was an M ████ cuz I thought it was M ████
5:55 because it's like oh it's a dude you want to like take care of her girl ████ that bit would if you immediately get out get the ████ out of my car dud what's the girl code on this Colleen like like we watch each other an adult you walk out to the bathroom why why are you getting why are you why is your like my brain is like what the ████ why is your plan to get out of the house go get drunk you have no form of payment or ability to get home yourself on the off chance we know some dancers that would do that ████ A lot of those are they got brother like I feel like if you're a lady doing this ████ you just increase your likelihood of getting kidnapped and murdered by like 50% I just don't I can't my brain can't wrap around the fact that you have no other resources imagine you're the driver right and the girl is like please take me it's it's
6:45 dangerous out here I'm drunk please and then uh you're like no get out and then you look out the car and there's a guy that's like yeah let her get out of the car come on are you just going to leave her scenarios yeah yeah yeah well ████ of course not you drive up Road 10 more minutes up like five more inches and I tell her going to get out what if he's like behind you like come on scary dude yeah I I tell her to get out and then I film it so that way people don't know it was me oh yeah true or you just open the door like you need to get out nowadays anyways you know just tell them to get out you just get out but there's that guy right there but be careful hey that guy's looking at you looks like he's coming over here you got get the ████ out he's rubbing his hands together
7:35 yeah yeah and he's saying come here lady have you ever had to take care of a drunk girl you didn't know uh no ah you never volunteered to like no I've gotten like a fight when I was younger with a drunk girl who thought I slept with her boyfriend but it was some other blonde girl she was drunk so she just like found any blonde girl in the crowd when she tried to fight you and since then she changed her hair red she's wed for murder this last night actually wanted for murder but what happened to the fight she tried to fight you well she was just pretty drunk and I was also a little drunk and I think it got escalated to the point where like she got in my face and I ended up pushing her this is in high school and I pushed her drunk at high school yeah and then uh spicy times she proba did all of her crazy ████ in high school yeah pretty much got out of my
8:26 system um and I that pretty much ended it fell back on like the beer she yeah she died she she actually exploded when she fell the ground pretty much ended it I just love that phrase she died on impact on imp so like cold as shake your head oh so she on imp I I thought there was some kind of like girl got your back Safety Code where they're like oh that girl's being harassed let's go help her I mean there situations where like you see a girl in a not favorable situation and you know you hope that or like she's being hassled by this dude and it's like oh hey what's up girlfriend and that's what that's what I mean it's like it's there's no like I I've pretended to be a girl's friend like she'd come up to me like hey just you know talk to me two civilians but if one's at work and the other person's
9:18 jeopardizing their work I think that's a different Dynamic but in What scenario were that go girl code would go away where it's like okay clearly dropping a girl off in the middle of the night she had to feel like it was okay and safe enough to be able to do that right also though what happens if when the quote unquote ride gets cancelled what if the there goes the GPS too so you don't even know where you're taking this body you know what like then it's like e drop them up there or drop them off where anyway and there's no evidence of the trip either cuz you know what I would be worried about is if that person is actually a decoy oh help me take me to this house sure I'll be a good ████ guy and you get there get the ████ out of the car hey but the other thing though too is like if because she's a girl if if it's a guy Uber
10:10 driver and he's taking a lady around I think there is like that gentlemanly like you do are kind of held to high standard making sure some lady might be get safe but if it's another lady and she feels unsafe by this chick and she feels like yo she's unstable she's saying Bible verses I don't know what the she's call me Satan like I'm Pagan not San if it's like escalating to the point where she feels unsafe and I feel like she has every right to be like get the ████ out of my car and when you're the driver you're the vulnerable one yeah cuz you're the one two hands on the steering wheel this person's behind you you know what the ████ they're doing that's true cuz we don't know if the girl on the back seat was 6'2 and like 280 and then while the driver girl is like 90 lb and 4T we don't know right are up against the ████ driver seat you want to know a crazy unprecedented scenario has really happened in um one time we were in
11:01 Hollywood with Foo these three like they were like really hot girls got into our Uber XL on accident like just on accident and then F was like hey before you know it Welcome to our new social media managers they were living in foo's kitchen for months wow ████ isn't that weird well maybe they felt comfortable being together yeah but it could have been a hostile situation all three of these girls and they worked at Party Rock and they lived in the kitchen cuz his kitchen was so big they put bed three beds out and that's where they liveed that's how big the kitchen is holy ████ so how come they weren't living wait where were they living before apparently they were like new in town too many questions Jo but yeah it's we're new in town it's pretty impressive it's pretty impressive that's Brave the
11:51 amount of trust that some girls can just have like by default I'm like you don't know any of us but do you think maybe they had the spidey sense of like these are some good guys I don't think so I think I think they just roll the have the same Spidey senses to know that they're walking into the wrong car yeah I think they I think I think some people really do just live life like just rolling it or also it's like you open the door you're like ohon LMFAO that's different too it's different when you're famous you know how dirty py p didy is right like how the allegations are how many people are like Hey we're going to go to a p ddy party wooho and then you show up and you're like oh ████ I didn't know it was going to be like he one of her homies she she was like dude she was talking about PDD she's like I can't believe you did all that ████ that was ████ up these parties are terrible and then my buddy
12:41 Jeremy was like hey didn't you go to P Diddy's party for the BET Awards and she was like yeah that was actually the best part I've ever been to dude off the skito meds man
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