0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of careful boys we have with us today Mr Jason Cheney oh what a good time I like that you're coming back so often man I like it thank you so much for everybody likes it thank you guys so much for having me I really appreciate the room yeah thank you guys you belong here and then and then you're welcome not like some other people who are those people we have guests in the past before where I never want them back ever again and then I'm just like I thought they would have been so good I feel like he always brings that up when you're here yeah who who are those people yeah right now who are some guests that you would not want back
0:52 after these messages [Laughter] what I wanted to know because this is a thing that I'm always curious about do you have any in your own personal lives you guys have any Unsolved Mysteries hell yeah bro things that happen to you why I can't say it yeah because it drinks it or is it because like it's too personal it's still an under investigation and if I say it then the people involved will be notified and they'll get scared and they'll cover their tracks oh my God so I don't want them to know that okay okay that's already too much yeah and there's put it on patreon I say more there's a
1:42 few things like that where I don't like to talk about it because when you do then the person involved well so like sometimes it'll bring them out of the darkness right like so sometimes it's very risky when you corner someone or something and then they know you're on to take countermeasures yeah then they'll cover but then you know who it is yeah but then what if there's more than if you suspect there's more than one involved you're gonna that they're gonna alert the other person and all that right right so then when I'm in the middle of Investigations um I don't want that to be known okay yeah did anybody have any Unsolved Mysteries that um you can't talk about yeah one of them so I think I told the first
2:32 half of the story um I remember when I was like I think like 14 or 15. I was in Taiwan and my grandparents place and I was looking through a old photo album and like my my on my mom's side they kept really good records of just photos like there's tons of them even like photos of my grandma when she was small like crazy black and white photos which is super cool and then I was going to the back of the photo album and then I see my mom's like junior high or high school ID and it was there and then her name is a different name to talk and I'm like what the ████ and I'm like hey Grandpa like who the ████ is this oh that's your mom she didn't tell you she changed her name and I was like no like up to my like 15 I thought my mom's name was this than Chinese you know and I'm like what the ████ so I just felt
3:23 like I've been lied to you when your parents are like tell the truth dude you ain't never lie you know all that kind of ████ and I'm like ████ you ████ been lion so when I when I came back to America because my mom was at home that was like the first thing that was on my mind like in LAX I forgot who dropped me off I get back to my mom's house and I'm like I said Blake is not your name the ████ is your real name ████ Bourne Identity ████ and then uh oh no you don't understand I was gonna tell you what's I'm like oh yeah well you're gonna tell me what are we gonna tell me and um so I don't know the mystery behind it my own like assumptions is uh I do know my mom was married before my dad at one point and so I think like in a lot of I don't know if this is like
4:13 correcting Taiwanese culture but it almost feels like any time like you ████ up to kind of get a reset people will just change your name I never even heard of this well because my family does it all the time what the ████ cousin has a different name after he got kicked out of so many places and was about to get locked up in jail so when he came here ████ just find new X-Men to bless them with new names and ████ wow but that makes sense you are now Rogue now like oh dude Nick you know you're you're Nick the nose now and then you're not a fighter he's ripped the nose yeah break the nose it's like my mom like knows dude my mom uh my marriage didn't work out I know kids though oh my God what a new start and that's the new start that she got I think it is so she
5:05 so she had a birth name that her that her parents gave her she got married she changed her last name because she she got married to a new family right yeah and then that didn't work out she got a divorce so she changed everything to a whole new name all three letters changed did you know about like in Chinese it's like three but what it is I think shameful all three of them changed Jay Sean bone [Laughter] now you give me a complex [Laughter] dude he's sitting over there ████ massage
6:01 that's a hot Mystery by the way yeah and my mom isn't even someone you can like um have like an investigative you can't confront her about it journalist session about oh because she's ████ cuckoo you can't just ask her why did you change your name say it like that because she ████ Coco ass ████ okay what would she say ask me a question okay why why did you have a different name because the dragons told me [Laughter] you know like you know in her world is different than my world but to her when did she think when she watched shangshi what does she thinks she thought it was a history lesson remember when this happened my mom doesn't know my mom yeah she's crazy
6:53 she has a lot of spirituals when she's driving a car I think she believes it's the dragon I'll Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon she's writing that into the like wow sweet lady but her logic and reasoning is not based on logic and reasoning [Laughter] somehow she believed that I was I was an orphaned with no parents when I told her I do have a mom she's in Japan and then she goes no now I am your mom yeah and then I'm all like that's cool Mommy you're gonna bring me food and do all this ████ like whatever like yeah true he said you call me Mom now and then she she made she basically adopted me but she's a s█████ adoptive parent because
7:44 after that moment she did no mother duties never brought me she just told me I'm your mom that's it and she doesn't pray so she's a bad day she abandoned me every day yeah dude I bet you she even forgot that she was my mom but she for that moment though she adopted she had good intentions for that day yes that's so sweet Dragon told her to stop yeah you uh care what is Mystery number two for you that's for this number one mystery number two is my parents got divorced when I was six and since then I've never known the truth of what really happened and when I got older and I was explaining to my mom I hate that because I remember that day vividly when my dad left the door um but I don't even remember like the time of day when I try to get accounts from both parents one they're like pull the Opposites oh it was in the morning
8:35 and this happened it was in the kitchen like okay cool and I talked to my dad when did that happen it was at night and it was in the living room so like both accounts are completely off and I'm like I don't even know who to believe so it's just been like oh my big giant question mark on like how it started why it started what happened so for them it was like we had a fight that day and then it was done yeah and then one was like we fought in the kitchen and the other one's like nah we found a living room yeah like my mom looked like your dad sent me divorce papers and I'm like oh ████ I just ask my dad he goes your mom hired a voice lawyer yeah she called me oh what because they're just way off we're not even like it's not even like the Departed and like infertile Affairs you to see how one's inspired by the other right this is too much can you ask them to be yeah I appreciated that one Wow way off
9:29 I'm like dude you guys could at least plagiarize a little bit you can ask them to be honest I did like the dad like please be honest natural truth you know what I mean your personal theories stuff it was in the bathroom well well yeah when I got older I just think like and with the knowledge we know now about like mental health and ████ like that I think they're probably just two really disgruntled people that somehow found each other that I should never have been together and then they were trying to make something work to fit Society because you know like back then like if you're like in the early 30s that's already considered old so you better find someone they got married in
10:20 their early 30s yeah oh wow yeah so they're like and so I think they were just trying to force something to fit in society not be an outcast and make things work so I don't like put any like blame on them but I think uh it was just a recipe for disaster yeah that's a that's a very sad story do I really care I don't think I really care but sometimes you wonder a little bit a little bit but then it doesn't affect my life now let's say I got the truth yeah and then I'm like nothing happens I'm like uh it's my parents are still cuckoo yeah yeah yeah like that made me sad a little bit oh I did it yeah okay no I'm sorry yeah some some personal guys
11:15 I mean I had one that was really stupid compared to that yeah yeah so one time uh when I was living in Irvine and uh I was I was in the car with Victor and we were just trying to parallel park and then um for some weird reason for a little parking we both heard me run over something and we heard it go laughs and we were like we looked at each other we were like what the ████ was that for a homeless man yeah we thought it was like an elf or some ████ it we really went we heard it Go audibly perfectly because my windows were down if something went and so we went oh ████ what the ████ was that we looked out there we got out immediately and there was nothing there yeah it felt like we ran something over so we both got out and it there was nothing
12:05 there that's it that's what we thought we ran over we thought we ran over a gnome or do you think a guy saw you hit a bump and he went [Applause] and he was walking by I don't know it's just such a dumb thing but that's something that I always wanted to know what the ████ did we run over like what was this frog like a little toad and there was no Splat there's no it was perfectly clean it was totally clean we got out we we looked under the car and to like if I ran into Victor now we he would probably go did you ever figure out what that was like we thought about it for so long you know that might have been stupider but I gotta say that mystery has got me going way more like what there's a there's actually come to think of it several Unsolved Mysteries that happened within the last month one is um so when we were doing construction at
12:56 jumbi um we we had two break-ins one is solved we got we had oh wow well the first one we think it was an inside job because um damn when my um this isn't the thing that you wanna like clear them out no no this one is kind of solved oh okay but but the but the second part is the crazy part so like so the first part is um you know when when all of the guys were at lunch they they left the door unlocked so we saw the account uh they saw the camera uh security footage and they see like a construction guy kind of standing there and then he's by the door and then and then he like a few seconds later he walks away and another guy just
13:46 immediately goes inside and then grabs my buddies like iPad and headphones and he walks immediately out so he knew where everything was and that took less than a couple minutes and then um so that one was like well like obviously it was probably inside but no one knows right no one could confirm the second one was the alarm went off early in the morning like several weeks after and then uh he sent me pictures of the door the barricade door was busted through it looked like someone kicked the door all that ████ right and for some reason the security footage is missing and it's inconclusive and they don't know what the ████ happened yeah but nothing was stolen I mean like nothing was taken everything was fine and we're just like what the hell just
14:37 happened because the security footage like was completely fine the last time there was some kind of break-in but then this time it was like a clear when you see the uh the door it looked like someone kicked it and busted through so that was taken that guy broke back in he tried to delete the security footage but he didn't realize it was a different day it was it was it was actually about a month after that was all ████ up that made me think of one that happened to me recently and this is the reason why I got cameras so tell us about your gas leak again it was a different video [Laughter] after this it was when I was like okay I got some ring cameras um I wake up in the morning and
15:30 Tiff says she finds out her car was like broken into someone opened her car because she had a bag a Target bag that she bought a I think a bikini from Target or something and she was going to return it if she didn't she ended up having cold feet if you don't want to get it so she was like hey did you take my target bag and I was like no I didn't take it she goes it's missing from the car and I go are you sure that's where you put it she goes yeah it was for sure in the car and then she goes and then there's a phone in the car is this your phone and it was just like an Android so it was an Android that was on the front seat of the car oh ████ we don't know whose ████ phone it was it was it was still on I had battery it was like it was locked so we couldn't open it
16:20 but the she has a lot of ████ in the car but the guy I guess the guy broke in opened the door and his phone fell out yeah phone fell out he only took yeah and on the front there's just a jacket on our gate our front gate and we go what the ████ is this and we're piecing it together as we're finding all this so in our head this is like the creepiest ████ thing ever yeah look at this dude's phone I'm assuming it's a guy and my theory is is that he was like checking car doors he opened his car door bought saw this target bag saw a receiving there wanted to return it maybe get some cash and he ████ left his phone and his jacket and he just put his jacket on the front gate because he
17:11 was putting on the bikini okay this one also makes sense yeah it's so clear yeah he was just he literally goes in he takes off his jacket puts it there he's like oh I'm gonna put on his bikini he's like I feel really bad because I'm taking this and I'm gonna leave my phone that's it dude mystery song what a nice guy that is really weird at the time we were so like all right this is ████ up like this is really crazy this is kind of yeah putting the pieces together feels weird but then afterwards you're like oh it's probably just like a homeless dude yeah if it's if it's on this guy with an Android plan that's right well I think I feel like everyone has a phone now yeah well if it's a homeless guy with a phone then it's probably gonna be an Android it's definitely not gonna be an iPhone shots fired but I have the phone still in my house and I'm just like I look at every now and I'm like [Music]
18:02 yeah you can charge it and then you could sell it okay I didn't buy a bikini with it I just remembered a really good one because I have a really good theory as to what happened but um when I was 17 I was having a party at my parents house it was all like high school friends 30 of us right we're all hanging out and stuff there was like a maybe like a 10 to 15 minute window where I wasn't really in my room but someone else was and then we go into my room and there's just a giant like pool of blood in my bed oh it's a period That's a chick somebody's having sex and they ████ had a period and then yeah like it was it went all the way down to the through the sheets into the mattress and then I remember getting we got all the friends together and we were like who the ████ bled all over the bed like and nobody
18:52 wanted to admit it's period juice yeah no good one but all the girls all the girls agreed to help wash it oh it's for sure girl code dude that's girl code right there but the thing is is like why would someone just have a ████ period what I what I really think happened is that one of them like lost their virginity at that moment on the bed how much blood that much blood a lot of blood is a big dick it was more than period blood I don't know I don't know I don't know how much blood comes out the guys were like I was ████ that ████ so hard whoever the woman was limping that was the one nobody nobody ever fessed up to it but I think all the girls all the girls knew and there was like seven of them I think all of them knew that it was one of them so they all agreed to be
19:43 like oh let's all and then they washed it together that's really nice though they wash my sheets they all they all took one side like a kid playing the ████ parachute game in elementary school all the guys were like oh but all the girls were like oh shut up we could just clean it and they'd all like work together like all you got to do is spray it and then scrub it but there's no way it's cleaned it's blood yeah nobody ever like festivals I don't know did you get the stain out no way wait it doesn't come out it just ████ looks like coffee afterwards yeah white sheets well I don't they were blue but yeah I never figured out what that was but then I don't know who did it I have an idea that who might have done it I think it was you you know who I'm looking at yeah I I have a stupid one can I say yeah I love stupid words okay um but this is why now I uh I I always
20:34 want people to believe me because of this event because I always feel like people don't believe me okay because when I was younger it traumatized me this event and there's a stupid one um I think I was in fifth grade or fourth grade uh the the toilet um they wanted to fix the toilet it was in Taiwan and uh my mom's like don't don't flush the toilet oh no no no no no no no she's like make sure to flush the toilet oh okay okay make sure to flush the toilet all right okay make sure to flush the toilet [Laughter] and then I go my dad goes to the bathroom right easy either before or after me I know he went after me but I
21:26 go first I take a ████ all right there's ████ in the toilet now okay yeah so then I flush the toilet there's no ████ my dad goes in the bathroom and then comes out and then my mom goes in after like 30 minutes and go why didn't you flush the toilet and then I'm like I flushed the toilet and she's like no you didn't there's ████ in the in the in the toilet bowl and I was like but I flushed it dad also went to the bathroom and then and I was crying because she doesn't believe me that I would never forget that I'm I oh I would think about I can set you up dude I think about this once a month that I'm like why doesn't my mom just believe that I flushed there's no I flushed my ████ why would I not flush my ████ who in the who is like I'm not gonna flush my ████ who forgets to flush ████ your dad that's what I'm
22:18 saying I said I said but Dad went in and Dad's like no I did it and then Mom if I forgot it why did your dad do that I don't know but I was like Dad but he's like I really didn't think I did it too I'm like so they're just magic it's just magic that you have to sit down with them and be like look remember that time you ████ do you remember things but they don't remember the thing and everyone once a month I think about this I was like why don't they believe me a big deal to your mom whatever who cares whose ████ is that because she said you'd flush the toy you make sure you flush the toilet that day something something with that day and then um but they don't trust me anyways I don't know why did you tell your parents that you think about this once a month no but now I will yeah sorry it's a stupid watch no that's
23:09 a good experience either your dad's lying or he or he legitimately flushed it and then she just came back up yeah about that what else could he lie about yeah exactly thank you foreign
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