0:01 dinosaurus orientalis sounds like a Chinese STD dude hey let's let's think of more racist names for Dinosaur dino chinasaur Chong Ladon Chong [Music] chadon all right this is going to be kind of a nerdy topic but you're a nerd oh thank you Bart very mature you're a zucchini okay uh were you guys fans of dinosaurs when you were a kid who was it go ahead everybody favorite dinosaurs go ahead stegosaurus stegosaurus no it's T-Rex it's always T-Rex can I tell you T-Rex it used to be Triceratops until I found out it was a fing ████ herbivore you didn't know it's a vegetarian I'm like what are you doing all those spikes if you're just going to eat leaves I think protection idiot oh yeah do you
0:53 guys remember that show where humans were like on the uh dinosaurs and they had rockets and stuff Flint Stones yeah yeah yeah yeah remember that and then you would have dino wars like they would they would control the rockets on the T-Rex and all that yeah we were trying to figure out what that was last time oh we talked about it before yeah but we could we couldn't find the title it was like like a fever dream uh Dino Riders Dino Riders I can't believe we didn't guess that yeah ta's held into dinosaurs right now too they say kids that like a really into dinosaurs are really smart apparently that's what they say they do say that I don't know why I wasn't but they end up the most I should have been in a dinosaurs Hannah was uh watching uh ta draw and then she goes oh you're you're making a fish and he goes no it's a megaladon and I was like you little
1:43 can't believe Hannah didn't know that that's a later that's a later one I feel like when I we were kids that was talking about me megalodons the Meg was not in the conversation that a Jason St things not me so um scientists are now baffled after discovering a 24 40 million year old fossil that they're calling a dragon oh ████ so that means a a T-Rex that could fly like a dragon like that uh not so much that flying lizard so this was F found in like a Chinese Province area so this is a fossil maybe it's that's a big for the Chinese ████ it's a big win for us dude what if Chinese guys like I told you guys I told you for 4,000 years what is their definition of a Dr what the scientific definition of a dragon that's so sick they're just calling it that but
2:34 it's not we get it it's a kodo dragon is well I think it's fair you can call it a dragon like a kodo dragon don't breathe fire or anything cuz if we got pterodactyl if there's pterodactyl there could be dragons well this one the reason that it's so bizarre so to speak is because it has an extremely long neck and tail where the neck actually is longer than the body and tail combined wa that's a freak here are like uh like Brontosaurus and giraffes and and those things are falling all over the place so these are kind of like a fictional uh cartoonish oh it's a water dude Dragon water dragon you know what I heard it don't got Wings yeah you know what I heard that most dinosaurs and ████ they were probably more like birds than reptiles they got feathers yeah I don't like that but how sick if they really did have like human skin instead ew some
3:27 people think that we were dinosaurs and then we we our souls changed into humans after we think um I do now I did after I watched the show and I made it up in my mind it was me I am people yeah so this this species was actually first identified back in 20 or 2003 but they never had like an entire whole fossil of it yeah that's crazy and this is basically a fully preserved like entire F did they name it yet um I mean they got a scientific name oh it's a dralon I don't think it's a dragon yeah I'm pretty sure it doesn't say drag can you check again for us please The bizar Aquatic reptiles from the Triassic period and has a scientific name oh ████ dinosaurus orientalis nail it wait who
4:17 whoa whoa what's this Orient why the hell what the ████ sounds like a Chinese STD dude let's let's think of more racist names for dinosaur dinosaurus all right that was too easy Chong Ladon Chong chongon you'll find that in Chinatown yeah dude that's tight Chong Ladon ching chong Ladon would be better honestly ching chong ladang that's the upgrade I think it has flipper like Limbs and its neck is longer than its body and tail combined is yet one more example of the weird and wonderful world of the Triassic that continues to baffle paleontologist we are certain that it will capture imaginations across the globe due to its striking appearance reminiscent of the long and snake like mythical Chinese dragon kind of like the this is a stupid observation but I always imagine whenever articles say
5:07 paleontologists are baffled like the writer can't wait to say that but I bet the paleontologist is like I wasn't ████ baffled he's like stop saying that ████ I'm a ████ scientist I know what the ████ always baffled I've been believeing this for a long time no the scientists are not in disbelief we ████ did this project and we we have the facts I read this journal like a month ago dude it's not a Sur it seems like such a like a dis scientist scientists have no clue like no you have no clue I'm the scientist they're baffled it sounds like such a dis I've been do fool I can't wait to see what like the future Jurassic Park style movies are with like continued like new right cuz like we didn't see like those giant Meg like creatures before or like if there really is truth that like dinosaurs were more
5:57 birdlike than they are reptilian well that just means that the Jurassic Park movies will have more Chinese representation now we have the water dragon style like they always do for like Marvel movies they put they put the J Chow as a guy only in China I heard they were they had very chicken-like personalities personalities or chicken like like Raptors and yeah they're very like chickeny no dude blue the Raptor was very smart in Jurassic world but they designed him though he's not natural that's a GMO dinosaur I just wish that it was discovered that they had like normal ass vocal cords and they could talk like regular ass people they could talk that' Bey SI I think they did like there were us and then when they went extinct oh is this your theory again they had to come up with new living beings yeah dude reincarnation is real and we are always turning into
6:47 different bodies I am dinosaur I was dianosaur so do you remember anything about your Dino Life nope that's too long ago bro you don't remember even the past life as a human right now we're just in the human phase the next it might be something else it might be cockroach or something damn that's a I thought it goes up that sucks that's a good Arc well it might be the it might be like a EV evolved cockroach like it might be like a mega roach or something you know cool some people don't believe that humans evolved from the chimpanzees or the Apes all right well that's the church said they didn't yeah yeah watch out dude we're Seventh Day Adventist you don't want to say that around us that's right we got 10 ways to take you down you don't have seven what do what do sdas talk about dinosaurs is that does that they go like this the the
7:37 the guy the teacher opens a chapter and just goes ████ this ████ these are all made up no really like in in school they get to the part about uh evolution in the science book this is like fifth grade I remember this exactly um the teacher will teach the the chapter of AUM but we chuckle the whole way through like he's rolling his eyes not even joking yeah he'll be like and they'll talk about what the ████ they'll talk about like um like the Apes like some people think uh they'll be like it says here that uh you know we used to be uh apes and like they'll just go like that and they'll talk about Darwinism and they'll just go through everything and then we all just like take breaks to laugh but it's the real science it's kind of sick you spit Tes the whole time you guys practice your spit Tes I did to fit in yeah it's really funny how that goes yeah it's Evolution and then they
8:27 always like teach uh when they teach Evolution they will they will try to uh partner it with creationism as like a a d dual thing so that you yeah yeah yeah yeah it'll it'll say real immersive approach yeah it'll say something like oh it's believed it's believed in science that such and such as the evolved version of this but we know that uh certain details are so specific that only a God could have created that like that's a they would say that exact thing you can't argue that though how you argue that as a kid is you can't argue that as an adult you can't argue that even the banana thing comes up have you guys heard the banana thing what's the banana thing how like um how a banana is shaped so that it it curves exactly as the creases of your hand do so it's perfectly made it's perfect for your hand and they'll be like that's how God made it like you
9:19 think it evolved to be perfect for your hand they're like no God made that for people the wi orange is so ████ hard to grip what about all the other oranges you going to go to pineapp or something yeah but then but then they don't they don't tell you that that specific banana is like a GMO like thing and it's real bananas don't look like that do you guys believe in masturbation SDA what do you mean believe in it cuz he could be like well why does my penis fit so good my real it's why does my penis fit so perfectly right up to here cuz that means that's what God wanted me to do ████ bust every day I think they're they feel that all pleasure is sin yeah I think that's they don't say that but it seems like you have to grieve while you're having sex what if you're praying while you're murb you then straight to
10:09 heaven I wonder if they still teach like that they they have to adjust when we were kids they taught like that yeah what if you get like turned on by the idea of Faith you get fired up then you're horny for Jesus yeah that's tight then you're straight you go straight to the SDA finals hyper yeah I don't they probably don't teach that way anymore probably not I think a lot of churches had to evolve to keep recruitment numbers up but even when we got to the dinosaurs like there's it's always such a weird tone that they teach everything scientifically like sarcastically a little bit or it's like it's like this it's like they're reading from a ████ TMZ article like you don't believe everything you read in books all right I mean there are those people that understand that the Bible actually does say being gay is okay cuz they say when like men like you know lie with other men they must be stoned so as long as
11:01 you're high it's all good play all words long as you fade it good news for all the weed heads out there straight to the finals straight to the finals as long as you're [Music] high [Music]
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