0:00 [Music] everybody knows everybody knows a ████ mona lisa attack yeah the attack on the mona lisa a uh man was dressed as an old lady in a wheelchair wearing lipstick and a wig pretty smart had a cake maybe stashed in his purse or his pocket didn't it just hit like a glass well yeah so what he tried to do is he came up and he tried to break the glass because monalisa's behind this like bulletproof glass or what the ████ right tried to break it failed it breaking out obviously to weak out started wiping and smearing it all over with cake with k is the plan b cake was cake was the plan a i think he maybe thought he could break the glass and actually ruin the mona lisa he should have trained huh he was a weak ass little baby do we have a photo of what his disguise yes
0:53 this is the uh the mona lisa the cake is on the glass it's not on the mona lisa uh the mona lisa got steve aokid yep where is he from isn't he also french the uh mona lisa is a girl yeah we don't know their pronouns come on guys give her some credit okay okay um the vandal is a dude here let me see let me see if i can find that oh this is him it's hard to have different perspectives on the show because everyone just agrees you know we have a different perspective yeah and guess what we get alienated yeah we yeah exactly we have we need to quiet down yeah when we have lunch we eat by ourselves exactly because we're like yeah i believe all women i guess that's controversial now yeah it's just an echo chamber in here we don't believe all women so here is uh
1:53 that's him walking out isn't that crazy that like in if that was in la he would be so ████ up like they would have roughed his ████ up they would have dave chappelle to that that's being walked out they're not even touching him what is the desire outcome of him just throwing what he said is there are people who are destroying the planet that's why i did it that fool sounded like he was telling me the menu of the day and he was like we have the ████ special branzino we got doc over and i was like listening he's like we got french onion soup french onions soup french bread and french onion soup and a little bit of french fries three different ways and cafe cafe that's what we have and then maybe ████ you the whole time i was like oh the special of the day honestly when i heard that he was dressed like a woman i was like yo i'm going to ████ listen to this ████ but then you know obviously
2:46 all women and then to find out that he took advantage of this cause that platform yeah that's what weaponized a disguise bothers me to the core of my being and as you know this side of the table we can't stand for that and we won't we won't and we're actually gonna sit for it yeah do you think that was metaphor too like he identified as whatever he wanted to to show to like i'm gonna stand for something honestly i think this might be a little harsh but they should execute him the team style like a little bit like old school france like honestly this might be a little bit messy this might be a little bit crazy but i think this should kill his family starting with whom starting with who it's not crazy for me he's most loved one because his cause and how he executed it just terrible i think there's a little nuts anyone in a wheelchair should just
3:37 be gone now are you including except women oh nice but he was faking being a handicap he was faking the handicap and being a woman oh yeah okay so all handicapped people should be off he's no no he's this guy's being ableist he's being uh sexist sexist he's probably parked in a handy zone aegis he definitely parked in a handy zone yeah that's ████ up but he identified as all of those things so he's okay and for those reasons i think he should be executing i just can't believe he's being escorted out like so gently versus executed out so gently maybe because his attacks were pretty whack like it failed he failed at his disguise he failed at his ████ cake smear everything just along the way was a ████ failure can i ask the most jk question that changes nothing about anything yeah what kind of cake was it strawberry shortcake no it was a tres
4:28 leches he went to mexico no that's spain maybe he went to see he could have went to just spain probably like he's like i need to trust leches i can only get it in mexico it was just moraine cake brothers can you look it up and see [Laughter] that's gonna be the worst ████ that's the worst thing to ask the most jk thing ████ fault look it up real quick rather than asking a question it's worse to go can you look it up can you look it up was this they stopped looking at cat like that asking her to do something yeah legendary [Laughter] these people am i right right all right so no it wasn't it wasn't trust latches i read it was i read it was when you find it birthday cake it's a birthday cake angel what is that angel's food angel yeah angel food cake
5:18 you really can say that i know i got it i know it does it never gives you specifics that's have you seen the mona lisa though it's like i have yeah it's like this small with the hyper now you know why i didn't see it more worth the hype than ████ mount rushmore yeah now rushmore you go there you drive like 18 hours to south dakota where the ████ past 18 town i did that ████ went out there and then you're like a mile away from it so it's like this big no i swear dude it was the most on our founding fathers oh wait is that is that because of the terrorism ████ and they were like you have to be way far away because we don't want to get bombed or something no i thought you're gonna say something like after terrorism sure though it looks like there's a parking lot and you could just take a ████ photo with the mount rushmore right now let's be real who wants to go see that anyway you went to the room who's who's driving i'm sorry
6:08 making fun of anthony no no no right there why don't you look up who wants to go do that huh all right 18-hour drive it was worth it why would you do that yeah you're doing a cross-country trip across america the country is that the only thing north dakota has or south korea did you go see the grand canyon we did and antelope canyon animal cam was actually my favorite part of all of them grand canyon i get all those canyons yeah what the ████ you know i'm not going to go see that shoe and all that ████ less people people ████ piss me off you know what i mean new orleans is cool new orleans you know the lube right so like everyone goes there's a huge line around mona lisa but all the paintings around that ████ is way ████ better oh yeah they're pretty it's way better and then i'm just like these guys are just these pretentious artists that are just like everyone just goes oh my god have you seen it yes i've seen it and then they
6:59 talk about it because they're just like around the house but then there's like sick ass wall art there's paintings that are like the size of this whole wall i'm just like dude that's some ████ quick and it looks like photographs if you ever go to a ████ museum in la everything looks like they threw cake at it that modern art ████ there's some people that really want it with cake on it it probably is cake honestly it's probably already an nft of like mona lisa with the cake smear on it it's probably someone ate cake and then ████ shat it out onto the wall does anybody here know when picasso died picasso picasso 1881 no i thought he died in the 70s yeah he died in 1973. wait what wow you guys know he was ████ a very very for the most part modern artist no i did not yeah he was oh yeah i knew that i knew that he was you knew that i wish he lasted until 2020 so i could
7:50 tell him he sucks damn i would have made imagine him reading comments so you're saying you wish he lasted until right before coded dang he dies right before kovit he thinks that the world is just still cool just ████ he has no idea your ████ heart is wow do you think he was like an old school renaissance or the do most people think it's a renaissance so many people because when you study like you think it's old raphael michelangelo da vinci and all this ████ hello splinter fred king casey jones jones april and yeah o'neal oh good so good crank crane was the best artist bebop [Laughter] ████ collector's dog i'm telling you
8:41 dude but yeah incredible designers man you tell me the mona lisa is dope look at this ████ these guys are the original artist of the renaissance era i think you're being freedom you know what i can't wait to have you bro oh she that's what it is you know what i actually can't wait for it in like 300 years they'll have museums and like you'll go and people were like man i saw the charizard it was it was smaller than i thought very small nobody's gonna go see the mona lisa no because they're ████ not touching history anymore yeah so they're like dude the charizard i saw it it was the original hall of fame it's ████ crazy shadowless ████ insane but yeah it's really small you think it's gonna be really big it's really really really small it's gonna come in with some cake and says there is ████ global warming do you think that ████ works no like at the nba ████ finals or playoffs like that when like those yeah those people are trying to like they're sitting there with like a referee jersey under their
9:32 regular t-shirt waiting for the perfect moment to run on court in order to make a stance for the environment like my ████ eyes dude through the hand on the court properly they're like honestly yeah i just have dry super glue on my hand like people who retweet things and they think they're doing something but they don't actually ████ get off the couch and do anything hey hey they're spreading awareness steve i'm sorry you're just with me right now bro you attacking me what's his issue with the the environment or whatever i don't think uh it's if it's hot take time i don't think that ████ works it doesn't work because it never ████ works disclaimers on that i'm gonna start using that if it's hot take time well that's because i believe that the global warming issue is is a technological cultural issue yeah and i think as long as you're not out there inventing the new ████ thing you're not really helping like honestly elon probably helped him more than ████ anybody else absolutely i think like anyone who's in that like area of tech or is the ones doing it like she's
10:23 trying something all the people that are like trying to spread awareness are it's just like a commenter going like invent something already hurry up or like when you drive down their neighborhood and they just have a ukraine flag on their door it's like okay what are you doing go fight the war then go over to ukraine ████ open the door grandma comes out it's like my son just went over there got killed and then you're like all right yeah then you're just like oh ████ okay i was wrong then you knock on the next door with the ukrainian flag you're like what about your son what's your son doing no nick's like oh he got killed huh sounds like he didn't do that much to help the war did he damn it looks like he lost [Laughter] it's like dude nick goes up to a body and he's like do something ████ do something did you even help the war did you even
11:13 help the cause i think like asking people to stop doing ████ doesn't work because you have to replace it with something else so you can't be like guys stop eating meat it's like fun replace it with something else what i love is going to make it out like eat worms instead yeah i love going to anything no matter what the ████ it is and then turning it into your stupid ████ cause it's like it's like i wish everyone was watching what what's going on that's horrible instead of this stupid nba game right now and it's like dude the reason why everyone's watching the stupid nba game is because of the horrible thing they want to ████ tune it out for this ████ i think that i think the only way to fix real problems is to become a ████ inside person and work your way up in the company that you want to ████ change you're lazy dude and like become the ceo of the thing that you want stop talking in idealisms that make sense this is america yeah come on bro everyone wants to go on twitter facebook and just talk ████ it reminds me of occupy wall street where yeah you're occupying the outside of the building exactly like you could be
12:04 occupying the insides and be well you're gonna ████ play bongo drums and be like hey we're the 99 it's like they're like they don't even give a ████ you're asking people to change something that you could just be those people and change it from the inside out and then just be a ████ covert up this is what anthony does and i i like doing this too he goes when someone says a good point he does this that's a hip-hop way of agreeing when he's asking guys to come ████ him he does that too why is that a thing you have to do like that i like that too ████ me ████ me ████ me i'm sorry anthony i'll show you i'm trying to give you your flowers your roses yeah nick ████ me ████ [Music]
12:55 now [Music]
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