0:00 [Music] so there is this upscale Chinese dim someplace in uh New York I believe uh it's called Joan Club Jo like Joy Club wow smart good what the Shaq was dining there on a date and yo I wonder how ████ small the dimsum looks in his hat for real dude fingernail cuz it's like for us it'll look like a croissant and for him it'll look like this of lazy Susan like this I know ping it say I really love the shumar wow that was good I really love the shum great this is so good I'm thirsty just give me the whole teape would love this Kobe would love Kobe would love this he decided to
0:50 there's no iron team but me in that ████ there it is he decided to pay for the entire restaurant all 40 tables damn that's tight man so sh that feels ████ up why cuz dim some's the cheapest thing you bu that piece of ████ well how much you think the you going to do that Peter lugers I don't see him doing it that why why did he do that that bill came up to $80 so he was just like let's roll he said all right it's all on me I remember we ate like this many people and at the end of the bill I'm like bro that's going to be like 300 bucks it was like 125 yeah 40 tables worth of dim suum at a upscale place cost $1,000 $1,000 scale T scale yeah dude that's 100 times each 4,000 double it for tip let's say it's $88,000 8,000 total 40 tables yeah 40
1:41 tables $8,000 old Asian people don't eat a lot though 15 G that's true they just ████ sit there and talk ████ for 3 hours okay $25,000 final answer that's exactly what it was 25 oh yeah it says right there 25k wow I am awesome hey that's pretty hey go get a lottery ticket today really good come that's classic Shack because cuz like Shaq Shaq was at like a jewelry store and then he bought a dude like a wedding ring for his wife and and he was also at like a first of all if Shaq bought my wife a wedding ring I don't know if that's sick or not yet confus you talking I would rather buy the wedding ring pay for my wedding what the the ring it's be like everywhere she goes for the rest of her life Shack bought me
2:32 the wedding doesn't ████ matter no you go you go like this together Shack bod us this it's together that's true time you tag them every time you take a photo yeah and then one day her it's what am I thinking how much together don't don't say the number right but in La well about how much you guys spent on your rings but in La what do you think the average prices for an engagement ring in la la just under five figures I think just under five figures for La under five figures just for the average like8 n Grand I don't think everyone's a five fig ring person but I think I think the the average person is trying to flex though you know which is why just under five figures so like 8 Grand n Grand I would think so for the average person I don't think the average person is going over 10 grand for a wedding ring I think the national
3:23 average is under 2,000 even lower than that side bets side bets I'm saying la la is like that flaunting trying to be somebody let's say under 2,000 is I'm going to go over cuz if there's already chicks buying $2,000 bags they're like they're expecting way more from them that's what I'm saying especially if they're Korean and Korea Town yeah Koreans don't count we we judge everybody off their worth of the Ring dude oh he doesn't love you at all yeah he doesn't love you at all that's crazy it's a crystal ball I see a divor that's scream me but I get so nervous it's like oh wow that's okay yeah the glass is that your second boyfriend yeah I don't understand it when some of them are like really expensive but like way too bulky like it's like how does
4:15 that even match your outfit you know did you guys did you guys choose the ring or did you allow the girl to choose the ring oh ████ that I made ours W did she want to be a part of it that I got her input enough where I needed to build a PDF 2 years before I got the ring because I wanted to make sure that I had infation right and then I went to go get the ring what the ████ is infation I wasn't going to let him go I like it I it it's infrared information you only see it with the special glasses on uh to get the information you know what happened we've been doing Asian all day we got ████ up that's the real one and nobody's question the fact that I put alcohol on my ring F earlier the inflation I got a PDF right literally no ████ I literally got a PDF from her cuz I was like if you don't want me to ████ up you
5:06 need to give me the infation right I get it what you put on the PDF don't even start me two years later two years later thinking like she's completely forgot it's all her preferences I get the ring and I'm holding the ring for like 6 months in like the fifth month of holding the ring and like a month later I'm about to propose she gives me new information oh ████ talking about how she wants slightly different ring oh that's why you can't trust chicks man exactly I literally said Filipinos ████ it I'm just this is it and then she had to settle with it and it was greatness on both fronts compromise is the best thing in a relationship that really compromise though most romantic guy in the room they always change your mind don't ask her you want to know what the average California price is for rings that people spend what's California
5:56 what's La over two there's no La there's just California okay okay that's not fair though because there's places in California where that goes different like an like Redland ████ Fresno and shout out to Redland Death Valley and ████ Jos there's like barow here and then there's like the ████ Silicon Valley here so it's like what do you got you know what I mean it actually is 9,482 what the ████ did I say I should buy a lottery ticket today ████ do a solo do a solo now W oh ████ wow look at those joints yeah that was clean hair stayed up too I can't even do a lunge right now fluid in those things watch me on it limping tomorrow just I can't do I tore my quad yeah a that's pretty good but Washington's still the number one state
6:47 they spend uh 10 Washington or D lot of money 10K is number one and then the the cheapest is South Dakota at $3,000 South Dakota South Dakota dang South Dakota has it rights this ISS number 51 South Dakota 51 so what's the number they're under Puerto Rico they're under Puerto Rico what's number one then Washington oh Washington wow I think it's wherever a lot of Koreans are yeah for real dude they up the bar the statistics cuz there was one girl out that we all know she had A4 million dollar ring Jesus Christ from but she had a discount oh because it was like less than because her husband works in the diamond industry but still but but the discount was like 50k or some ████
7:39 yeah yo those discounts are real they're dope that's how I got my ring how'd you get it I was living in China for like a year and then I met like Drake's like diamond maker guy wow and then he hooked it up for like a ring did you say Drake did you just do this's right here Diamond dealer here Drake's over here suck my dick grassy dude grassy that's a funny thing that you would notice I met Drake's Diamond dealer guy yeah you give you like a 50% off hookup yeah because like when they give you like the when they get the diamonds there they give you the price there before they make it American graded you know what I mean so it like when they American grad it it triples the price so I was able to get it before the triple price cuz the China Grade they don't trust yeah but I still got a certificate for it sick that's sick man go to China
8:31 then huh for your diamond rings yes sir yeah but then you got to go to China though true why you why is why is that a bad thing bro I know ching chong let me I don't know ching chong wait I'm offended that's what he call half offending dude I'm so ra as I do to my own people hey like you don't have to use your hands at all your just like that hey it actually makes your eyes wider when you do that I know your eyes look better than it is funny that he calls me a ching chong that makes me laugh I know cuz I look more Googy than you you're seeing that from a Asian dude especially when his last name's done I know dude Ching CH ching chong so he used to have like reviews out on Yelp and I never looked at the pictures or anything I just saw like this obscure Asian guy in
9:21 the photo he's probably one of the clients or whatever cuz his last name is Dunn I thought he was going to be like some Irish dude I see this ████ 110 lb ASE go hey I make d I'm like get out of here you ████ scam you had to say it like that the first session he was like oh I'm David and look skeptical the whole time I guess I'm training oh God one two one two one two start gam how many fights you have dude he like I did amateur fighting oh so you're not a ████ amateur figh still a ████ he tricked me I thought he was going to be this like Burly white guy or some some dude and he just Irish fighter cuz when I first met him he was super super skinny I'll never be a Bly white guy oh yeah I've seen pictures of you you are so skinny dude how are you going to hold my pants when I hit like a ████ Adonis Adon Adonis Creed I recorded
10:11 myself a fictional character I recorded myself you ever this is never going to come to like not either zero out of two how long ago was that 4 years ago years you tri me out when you said four years ago I was like d been long like 2018 no before that 2017 yeah around there so he I started tring with him right when I was about to turn 30 do you have pictures on your Facebook of you that skinny as a fighter no well when you were fighting you even even skinnier than that yeah I was like super skinny I think we found it found it that guy looks tougher than me bro hey D you look up a ████ brother czy Kidd a Fang a Fang
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