0:00 Okay. So, just to be clear, you guys don't want her to have a good time. That's kind of where this >> I don't want her to have a good time. I don't want her to have sex with anyone else. I prefer her to have sex with me. >> You already lost, though. >> You already lost. This is her fantasy and you're doing it for her. >> If your chick was in, she was like, "Hey, look. I want to do this. I have a sexual fantasy that I want to do real bad. >> But it's you, me, and another guy who who will never ever see again ever. >> Okay. >> But what's her fantasy though that does she want to do with the guy? >> So, right. So, she wants to eat his butt while you >> Well, I watch. >> Are you Are you doing realistic friend like in your circle or like a celebrity or something? >> He didn't even finish. Got to let him
0:51 finish. >> I'm jking it. I'm jking it. >> No, you're Anthony. I thought he said you'll never see him again. Never see him again. >> Yeah, it's a one time. It's not a >> one time thing. >> I'm doing a Bart. >> What Asian would you pick to do it with me? >> Oh my god, you ████ >> What Asian? >> Definitely not Japanese. >> Cuz he's got Cuz he's got to perform for your chick, too. >> Perform? What does that mean? >> What do you What do you mean? What does it mean? >> Perform for your chick. >> Do I have to really guided guide you through this? >> Well, you're not. So, that's why I'm confused. >> I I'm an improviser. >> What are you meaning? >> Can I get a suggestion, please? So you're talking about this dude is also boning my >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. >> Tie lady boy. >> Okay. Yeah. >> That's not bad cuz you get to see titties, too. You get double titties. >> Double titties. >> Oh, dang, man. I wish I thought of that. >> Can I copy his answer? Can I copy? >> No, you can't do that. There's no There
1:41 has to be a drive-thru in all the locations. >> Yeah, I did I did a I did a cheat code. It's too easy. >> You think? >> I'll tell you this. Yeah, he picked in and out. >> It's gonna be none of the jungle Asians. >> Why? >> For real? >> Yeah. >> Why? Cuz they're too too sexy. >> They're too amazing. I got to put the superior one. >> All right. >> Okay. >> Can't have none of the jungle. >> Yeah, they're they're too they're too amazing. >> Really? >> Why are their dicks like not that big? So, it's okay. >> Where'd you hear that? >> Remember, you just said their dicks aren't that big. >> Yeah, check it out. It's a graph of the world's penis. >> You're like 0 for five for googling. >> Uh girl world penis size. He looks it up. He goes, "China." >> Oh, wait. Yeah, that is right. We did look that up. >> Little one. >> Average. >> It's not always about size, man. >> How do they even know? No one's getting their dick measured.
2:31 >> Some scientists is a pervert out there. >> Maybe it's based on medical >> verbally saying. >> Maybe it's based on medical records or autopsy. >> Never. I've never gone to the doctor and got my dick measure. >> Ecuador. Ecuador got it going on. >> How big? >> Oh, wow. >> That's height. >> 17. >> That's height. Oh, >> 17.61 cm. >> Wow. What is that? >> I don't know, bro. I got to convert all this ████ >> 17 sounds big, though. >> That's the high score. >> Does anybody know what that is just without having me having to Googy it? >> 17. >> Well, that's like Isn't that like >> ads coming up all over my ████ >> Do you want to see a big old dick slamming the hell out of your wives or do you want to see a >> small one? >> He said, "Which Asian though?" >> That's like, isn't that like six or seven? >> Wow. Ecuadorians got 6.9 in dicks. >> They got it going on. >> So, that's why Anthony went to Ecuador. Yeah, cuz I want big dick, baby. Coming out 2026.
3:22 >> The Ecuadorians. You guys got big fellas. >> That's why Anthony went >> because I'll make way more money outside of here. >> Pass it on. >> You got big fellas down there. >> Yeah, dude. That's So, how big is that? Inches. >> Like seven. Pretty much seven. >> Basically 7x Joe's dick. >> Damn. Got me there. >> I remember when my dick was was seven inches when I was in second grade. >> Oh, sick, dude. gargantuan. All right. What Asian? What Asian? >> ████ man. >> It can't be Japanese because I don't want her to compare. >> Okay. >> And he You think he might be a real sicko, huh? >> Yeah, he might. >> Too hairy, too, huh? >> Yeah. And his dick is pixelated, so it don't work. It just does not work. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What's the um What's the one Asian that she won't go, I keep thinking about that
4:14 one time. >> Chinese. Really? So wait, so so you guys are just like, I don't want my chick to have a good time here. >> ████ no, not with someone else. >> She'll be like, can I do it again? Can we get another one? Like if she like likes China, right? So then she'll be like, I know I'm never going to see that China again, but I need another taste of the kow. Can you like can we do another time with a different China man? Okay. >> And it might just be like there's a billion, dude. So you know she has unlimited China men. >> There's a lot of them. >> That's true. I didn't think of that. Okay. So, just to be clear, you guys don't want her to have a good time. That's kind of where this >> I don't want her to have a good time. I don't want her to have sex with anyone else. I prefer her to have sex with me. >> You already lost, though. >> You already lost. This is her fantasy and you're doing it for her. >> The thing is, you want her to regret her fantasy. >> Okay. >> That's the kind of husbands we are.
5:04 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. If she enjoys it, she goes, "Hey, it's my birthday. Can I do my fantasy again?" >> Or you want her to owe you one. Oh, that's that's the kind of relationship you have. >> This guy thinks big, >> man. That's an entrepreneur. Teach us. >> So, if you invest in the moment, okay, it's it's like, you know, you're buying the dip. It's not going to be a great time in that moment, but you got to have faith. >> What do you want to be owed? Cuz you're reverse engineering the >> He wants to be owed a time where he get three guys. >> You provided great fantasy. >> Okay. >> All right. Whoa. For her her fantasy, you provided great her fantasy. Maybe there's a there's a conversation to a decent him fantasy. >> Yeah. >> Now he could focus on you. >> Equivalent fantasy. You think >> he wants the bone chicks on the side. That's what he's saying. >> No, not on the side. In the front with her. It's different. It's completely different. >> No.
5:54 >> He wants >> We're talking about a threesome, two guys, and your wife, right? Why can't you talk about threesome, two girls, and your husband? >> It feels like that's still uneven. >> What's uneven about it? Feels like if you did a two guy, one girl, threesome, you should be allowed like a 10 girl tensome. >> I like that. >> Now we're thinking big. That's called a reverse gang bang. >> I think the exchange rate is like more that way. This episode is brought to you by the RP Hypertrophy app. Want to build muscle but don't know where to start? Get jacked with the RP Hypertrophy app built by Dr. Mike Israel, who have you seen on this show. This app features over 45 pre-made training plans to help you get the results you want. Everything here is backed by science and the very latest in research, so you know it's
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7:34 Indian guy. She's like, "What the I forgot Indian was on the list." And I'm like, "Surprise." >> But you're thinking like ████ Bluetooth making tea with their feet. Indian. Like >> I was thinking a heartthrob. >> Bluetooth. I was thinking I was thinking heart throb. Yeah. >> Heart throb. >> Heart throbb Indian. >> Heart throb. Indian guys are damn serious. >> That's kind of next level. >> And what I'm what I'm also saying is during our errands routes, >> we don't see none of those guys. So, I feel safe. >> Oh, okay. >> But if we go on our errands routes and we see these dudes, then she might be smacking her lips looking out the window. I'm like, "God damn it." >> Have you ever caught Gio smacking her lips looking out the window? >> No. >> The guy never. >> She probably does it quietly. >> Yeah, probably does it quietly. Okay. Aunt, what are you picking for Nina? She's watching right now. She's still She's still here cuz it's it's only 8
8:24 minutes in. Her retention's like usually 12 minutes. >> Okay. One million%'s definitely not going to be a Filipino. I'll tell you that right now. >> Too much suave. >> Wait, has she ever dated a Filipino before? >> We're not going there. Ryan, >> I'm just curious. I thought maybe that >> Can I go there? >> ████ >> I I want to go there. >> She's had Filipino exes, correct? >> Wants to go there. >> She has She has Filipino. >> And why not have her do something she's already done? >> Yeah. She won't be like the new discovery or anything. >> No, because I'm investing in the greatness of her future. I want her a great time, new experiences. >> Oh, you don't want her Are you saying you don't want to demote her? demote. >> You don't want her to backtrack in her life. Is that what you're trying to say, >> dude? I want to promote me. Okay. >> He wants he wants a new experience for her. So, it has to be someone she hasn't done before. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. You're a Vietnamese guy. >> You're trying to provide her with a good time for the trade-off. >> Punched during the affair.
9:14 >> Uh, who is that going to be? Oh, yeah. Mong man. Mong man. >> Mong man. >> Yo, kidnapper. >> That's too much man. It's too much man. >> Too much man. >> Too much man. Tibetan. >> Yeah, I might >> Hey, he'd be peaceful about it. >> Tibetan, right? >> I might go with like a >> Madagascar. >> I might go with like a >> Kais Hong Kong style Chinese, you know? >> Hong Kong style, >> like proper or clean. >> Heavenly Kings. >> Speaks speaks English. Well, >> like a Andy Laauo, that kind of dude. >> Jackson Wang. >> A little too old, right? Which Asian do you think would go hardest on the ████ >> Jackie Chan. >> Hardest on the ████ >> Jackie Chan goes thrusting hard. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, he's he's what? He's He's Chinese. >> He's Chinese. Yeah. >> So, you think he absolutely ham on the ████ >> No, but he's he's got like he's got a different riz if you're talking about just like regular people, peasants. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I might I might say something like
10:04 the Mong or something like that, you know? Okay. >> Who's the ████ ████ I don't know. >> They might go in. >> I don't know who's known. >> I would have guessed Japanese guys. I would have guessed that. >> Japanese guys, they come too fast. >> They're too horny. >> Japanese go like as hard as they can, >> which is like 3 seconds. >> Yeah. I saw a porno of this uh porn star and then her goal was to ████ like a hundred guys or something. She beat Bonnie Blue to it and then like there was just a bunch of dudes lined up and then every single one came so fast one after the other. >> They were all Japanese. >> All Japanese. >> But isn't that kind of what the director wanted? >> They fluff right before so that they don't spend too much time. >> I don't think you got to think You got to think like the director, right? >> I just thought >> he doesn't want a guy just pounding away and like we got 19 minutes of footage. I got to pay can more for that. I just thought there were her ████ so good they couldn't resist.
10:55 >> No, no, no. He's thinking about how having to pay K. >> Oh, K's like, "Hey, they went over 15 seconds." >> And Steve's mic peaked at them at 6 minutes. >> Indians are kind of a interesting choice cuz they they also got them like gurus, you know what I mean? They got like a different flavor, a different essence. >> He's probably going to make her come like crazy. Her eyes roll back and all that, >> but like I said, they're not on my errands path. >> Yeah. So she won't get she won't get flashbacks like walk around. >> Yeah. >> So you're not going to see that guy ever again anyway. But you don't want to be see reminders. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> I'll pick Indian over Filipino because I think that's a higher rate that I might look like the guy and I'll just feel like a mirror. >> Really? >> Specific. I'm scared of you. >> It's like you It's like you planned this before. >> It's like I answered it before I walked in. >> But if the threesome was a a friend group, I'd pick Bart, dude.
11:46 >> What? Whoa. You just want to pick Bart for something, huh? What? No, no, no, no, no. We're not ending the video. This is a 20-minute video. >> This is the good part. So, we're starting the video now. Now, we got 12 minutes. Now, we got 12 minutes. Now, we got can cut out all the stuff at the beginning. Now, we're starting. >> By the way, K just just kaching open the cash register and started taking out bills. >> No, no, no, no. Why Bart? No, no, no, no. >> Don't you do it. >> I'm the host today, not him. >> Okay. >> He's >> That's my camera though. That's my camera. The wide's his. He's a simple guest. >> Good. Okay. I wish we had a horo cam. I know.
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