0:00 [Music] welcome back to this amazing episode when they of the careful boys off camera where today uh Joe brought up a topic and he doesn't think that we could talk about it for a long enough period of time this is by Joe so so it's a challenge it's a challenge okay all right Granny's that could get it thank you Joe all right granny Z could get it and we definitely we're going to run this one to the ground you know you know why you know why I thought about this why because um horny no all the time we're always talking about the reverse is the bad guys that are going for the underage but I was like what about overage how about the reverse what's the over you mean always talking about the underage yeah what dude we're
0:50 talking about people that got caught for doing that stuff oh I see I see there was a pretty hot teacher who just got caught again for that ████ and but the other person is the overage yeah so I'm just reversing all right we never talk about the overage and then the over so we're kids so we're no we're like what about okay so Granny's that let's get down to it let's talk about the women Stevie weeby told me that he loves Gils because he could bust inside and not make them pregnant love that this is the back story this is this is need Exposition okay have you seen uh you know the artist Justice yeah yeah they have a video called fire and in this video like the EDM artist Justice yeah oh okay this music video they used uh Susan Sarandon as the girl still hot and she looks amazing this no you guys can't you guys can't choose a young
1:41 30-year-old Grandma she's not 30 Susan s is a ████ grandma dude okayy old grandma well okay I'm not even talking about like technical Grandma cuz like some girls be having like teen pregnancies and then 13 pregnancy baby Susan sandon Joe think Joe thinks she's 30 this is Susan sandon like is now Susan suren she's 45 45 she's like 162 yeah she's old as ████ I think she I think for this cica she has to have a silver wrapped 0 Celica as the as the picture card it's such a sick video I mean I mean titties in a v-neck that's Timeless old is she she's 38 Joe why are you so mad Joe cuz I don't believe okay this is she has to have this is about to be the
2:31 biggest self-own of all time if we're going to Define grandma 40 minutes 77 77 dude I think defining grandma is can they get a discount at Denny's okay yeah I like that do they get Social Security Plus 60 plus senior citizen is it 60 plus is it 65 65 65 she does have nice titties in a v-neck and that's that's all we can ask for that's all we can ask forever all right who else she 70 in this video that's crazy that's crazy that's honest to be honest if I were if it were really to go down with me and her I don't know if I could do it all the way what do you mean all the way why cuz I think the titties and the vck is beautiful Oh I thought you could say cuz you're married no I don't care about that part it's a good answer but some other parts well said some other parts might still look
3:24 oh I don't know maybe around the knees or something around the neck I don't like to see too many like Goose goblins Goose goblins you get that term you know what I'm talking about ████ turkey neck Goose goblins I've never heard the term before but it makes so much sense it's my favorite Halloween decoration who else who else I can't believe she's 70 years old that girl ████ Barbie the Christine Binkley Christine Brinkley brinkle she's 70 years old Christy Brinkley oh Christy Brinkley she's 7 you you're Googled it it's on your phone how come we know the name and you don't I said it Christy Binkley okay Christy Brinkley Christy
4:15 Brinkley who's the Vice President of United States Kama okay parist can't can't stump this guy that's her IG too let me see turn it around chy Brinkley chrisy Brinkley is a com but you know what's not fair com is that you just said you know what's not fair I did not say that's pretty ████ funny that's what you said it's a c I did not say thaty Anthony showby on her Instagram she's a fan of KLA Harris that's it that's it's not fair cuz she's 70 but she looks 40 it's not fair but that's the whole point I know but that's why it's like wait but that's it's still youthful looking Granny's who can get it Joe so wait you're saying we have to pick Granny's that look like granny talking about your computer's broken see
5:05 she's 70 no that's a young woman where show a current picture this is a current one cuz she's at the Barbie Premiere and she's s she looks hot in there but I mean that's far away a 70 wow it's the same ████ look anyone else have ones that I'm going to go I'm going to go H mirin yeah always been a go-to that was the but dude Helen mirin is is a wow she's really pretty you you everyone seen that photo of Helen mirin when she was young and she's like smoke show status she's total smoke show status who's Helen Mar Helen mirin you'll well you'll see her titties in a second I got you I got you oh I I know she's yo she's y she's 0 Let's do the I don't care about the yellow one we're talking about the old one yeah look at the old one too we're talking
5:56 about this a if anything this is the most granny granny out of no come on give me a don't put her in a ████ old dress like that like waro she's she's an old lady waro which photo do you want I want one with titties in it well we you want to see modern day version of them we want to give a good honest opinion yeah this is the prompt guys respect the prom boobs I'm gay H Mar and boobs I'm gay now now I ████ your algorithm up everybody knows it now I'm gay cookies is going to be a mess why you put that now cookies know everything about him too late put uh Helen Mir and boobs wait you guys can't find a picture you really trying to look for this yeah look at her dude that's the photo you're going to that's ████ told you you'd see your
6:47 let's see let's see all right all right that's a good photo actually that's what I'm saying cuz you barely see your double newsing us let's see it I got you I'm just trying to blow it up that's not double news he's doing double news literally right now next to you he's he's he's about to have some exclamation wait that's Helen Mir yeah dude Helen Mir like last week shut up that's what I'm saying I can't even tell what her face looks like that's there you go Bart no gobbly go goblins no gobbly go goblins you know who I thing looks good have you heard of Jennifer Lopez she's not a grandma grandma grandma age yeah yeah hel oh fire I have Fire taste Jennifer Lopez how old is she she's 6 I think she's 55 P but is she five I thought she was
7:37 60 hey Michelle Fifer's Grandma status now oh Michelle pull up let's see what she's been doing these days pull it up Michelle Tia carer looks good now too Tia career's but I don't even consider her grandma she only 57 yeah I don't think she's Grandma's St that's discounts at Denny's at Denny's it's 55 plus that's a half Social Security is what 65 she's mil still she's not quite there she's still mil she's still mil Dian Lane's only 59 Dian Lane's a grandma 59 no that's no discount 59 hey check who's the mom in uh Black Panther what's her name oh yeah ████ Angela Bassel B oh my gosh I love Angela bass she's like 711 let see I think so she is she's a pretty lady oh she's 65 65 we made it we
8:29 made it made the cut Angela Basset for sure made the cut I got good taste I'm winning this video no no I said it first you didn't even think about her you ████ I said her name you just said the black one hey whoa I didn't say that play it back y' Helen mir's tough to beat man imagine Helen Mir sucking your dick Angela fine let me put in Angela Basset boobs who's this girl I don't know there's no name on it who is it it says beautiful tell us women over 60 how did you find oh you're just looking up a you can't look at list no list we trying to make a list we making a list original list of them that's why I'm trying to help man how old is Michelle yo dude oh she's a pretty lady I think she qualifies I think she there you go 61 615 you already get this count out Denny's hey but we decided 60 and over
9:19 she's 61 though yeah she works she works how about Dr Quinn Medicine Woman J Jane SE Jane she she's 73 no way Jane seamour is a good one dude yeah nice nice that's what that's what living on the ████ Prairie would the list Jo your double news I'm trying to help find hot use your grandma use your databas elra how old car elra oh car Electra she got ████ up too she got she she didn't age well what really yeah she got done or some ████ they always ████ up those lips ████ who's that who's that like that Tom woman I'm talking about the Top Gun lady Top Gun lady she got so ugly they didn't even bring her
10:10 back which James she she could get it what's her name's name the camera barks at Nancy Pelosi I didn't say that did he said he vote for her too he said her stock trades are so good oh you know what you know what like when you watch like Real House Wives of like they are all pretty good but that's a mil that's not Gil we're looking for some of areil out yeah some areil couple of them coule of them oh you're cheating he's just typing in bong girls no the one from not the more recent one what's his name Daniel Craig whatever Daniel crepe he's ████ an old lady how about Sharon Stone how old is she now the one that like she's like the daughter in like the ████ Italian mob thing and then she gets killed anyway um she was a model when she was younger how old is Sharon Stone now Sharon Stone's up there Sharon Stone's got to be up there yeah yeah she got a
11:00 black eye did you see that she got beat by her husband black eye recently she said she just walked into some marble no she got abused marble yeah that's what she's maybe she has the kind that you have that's on the wall you run to a shelf that happens dud yeah I've done that your husband threw her into it they like dating guys that beat them all the time they like sexy about it h Monica beluchi oh the the holy well yeah you win that's the Holy One you can't that's 59 that's nah nah that don't count that don't count but let me see her anyway cut that cut that cut that nice ████ try dude's like that's that's almost it's not even like sexual it's just like a goddess that fine wine she was in the Bond movies yeah she was in a spectre and she was in a matrix oh yeah she was a matrix she was Matrix WID screen
11:50 brother yeah Monica beluchi it's the it's the alcohol in your house that you never drink top show the one that hasawa gave you let me look up a Monica beluchi 2024 photo just for fun it's going to knock you out big ass titties can you Google Monica beluchi on a trampoline can you Google Monica Lewinsky Monica beluchi on a trampoline oh yeah or Monica baluchi and then write I'm gay at the Monica beluchi riding a bike over speed bumps Monica Bui on a brick road a on a PL in turbulence Helen Mir and boobs on now his computer's going to think he's kind of sucks sexual the best oh my God you're
12:43 not even that's not even that's now no that's I put in riding a bike over speed bump hey that's on Cobblestone beep that's crazy Monica BCI a rickety old train I'm gay that's that's ridiculous Kelly who's got to be old too now oh Kelly who looks really good yeah but I don't know she's Grandma's status just got to be might be she started late started she6 see one year pass Dan discount she got the Danny discount she started late she did I think yeah dang at 55 you're considered a senior huh some stage you should have some I thought it was 65 and above if you can't get your ████ 401K out without being ████ penalized yeah that's that's not you're still you're
13:33 young without being penalized take heavy fine heavy Brook Shields is 59 retirement age is 65 and above I think that's a good age see IHOP offers 55 years or older yeah it's the 55 plus ryes and Shine for under 10 bucks that's more interesting what what are great discounts at old age what old age discounts are you guys looking for that's in case you guys want to recheck on that dude I do want to know what actually the best old age discounts are probably all in Vegas dude all the casinos oh yeah probably get BR prime or is it like over 60 55 55 for all it's like Universal on that ████ 55 you know there's entire senior citizen ████ gated communities and ████ yeah where you got to be like 55 and older and then you just there's a lot of uh apartments in Little Tokyo
14:24 that are senior living and they look really nice cheap to how old is Lisa from by the B she looks good no no you have you seen that video for recently wait what are you talking about she looks good I thought no she has like a mental problem I don't care about that about how she looks no but it's like it's like sad new New Revelations that she has like a cognitive oh really yeah she can't like when you hear her talk she's like not all there it's sad so retirement age is 67 you're right you're talking about lar vories right that's her name yeah she's still hot yeah she's she's having a rough fourth quarter oh really getting it at 62 though oh she's 5050 okay she looks great she actually does look great now we're trying to think of all the the older ladies and my young childhood more they now I wasn't even looking at them cuz they look so
15:14 old what do you mean like like all the hot babes on bayat like Glenn Clos n like ladies who were kind of older back then who would probably be around the right age now Mariah Care's 55 wow yeah she Wass good looks really good yeah she just can't move at all really really yeah like what like when she's like I just went to her concert and she literally like you have to all her dancers have to escort her everywhere and stuff like that and she's very like that's what Britney was for me a couple years ago wait is she Obe huh is she obese no no no not at all she just doesn't like move on stage not dancer is it is it a tour uh it's a residency oh yeah that's probably I mean it's probably to minimize risk maybe SEL Deion who has stiff person syndrome was moving more during the Olympics than Mariah care
16:06 damn Britney Spears when a couple years ago when she was like going through it but she was doing residency in Vegas the dance is just moving her around she's just ████ and playing the CD the whole time I loved every second of it play the play just play the ████ CD that's everybody's like like with with uh with Paula Abdul show her she wanted to do like these she does this thing where where she goes up on a ladder and then jumps off and they catch her oh my God and she was doing it in her 50s and they were like I think for this one they were like is it worth like the risk though like she can do it but then they're just like she wanted to do it and she was like saying let's do it but then they were like but like do we have to maybe they should put on on a cable like a Kung Fu artist yeah yeah that'd be sweet that's ideal probably and then she could cable down safely good that's going to
16:56 do mhm but Mariah care is still bangable defitely I don't know when she wasn't ever yeah this true but I mean technically everybody that we're listing that we are still down to as a granny probably always was would you if you guys had to would you guys rather have a young face old ████ or old face young ████ I'm going go old face young ████ old face young ████ I like how serious he answered it I wish I was in a senate hearing right now you sound like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire like final cuz imagine the lady is 70 but the ████ looks 25 or the face is 25 but the ████ looks 70 that already exists AR aren't you looking at someone's face longer than you you're looking at ████ face true young face old ████ I think yeah cuz
17:46 what if like cuz that already exists dude yeah Anthony's uh he's troubled by this question too many options you got to really think about what an old ████ looks like though yeah yeah can you pull some I think you just Google old ████ P old ████ ████ Goose goblins man Goose goblins is a crazy turn I'm just curious to see what pops up Goose goose go yeah I know what Mar means what the ████ yeah you don't want that what's a goose Goblin I don't know you definitely don't want that you don't want a goose Goblin in your life brother this shows up brother brother shows up so we're doing it I don't know what Goose goblins are just sounded right yeah I know exactly what you mean what wow a goose Goblin you don't want that that's what shows up what the hell is that like a multiple different color
18:38 ways DN now should I try old ████ people think of everything did you guys ran out of old ladies to think of already oh no I got tons really give me one I'm done I just think it's a funny thing to brag I can go all ████ day Judy man Judge Joe Brown baby that's a real winner I think the lady who does the People's Court is finer than Judge Judy yeah but I do Judge Judy because she's a ████ talker and I like that and Judge Judy's kind of mean I met her in person really I didn't she was mean what did she say to you break I was just walking around uh in some Beverly Hills Center place and I was like just Jud you so I going up to him hey hi I like can I get a picture with you and she goes no don't do that I was like oh ████ okay hey that's to Brand yeah that's true at least it's not Ellen you don't want to hit this no nah Ellen dude you know friend Bart I don't
19:29 like her dude Ellen's like on TV like all nice and ████ and then you're like hey can I get a picture go ████ yourself ████ you she says go ████ yourself isn't Gordon Ramsey the opposite where like everyone who's met him is like he's so nice and I've heard that yeah he heard that too that's pretty cool that make that's better than being Ellen yeah anything's better than Ellen good Lord better being nice in real life dude we saw Gordon at our old office did you yeah in Downtown LA did you say what's up no we were driving he was in the parking lot and he was St and we were we were just like what the ████ we was just in our parking lot it's pretty sick
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