0:00 Hey, Asians in you don't leave body orders. So every time Americans are always like, "Yo, where the ████ they at?" But the Asians were always >> It's cuz all the ninjas that >> smell like cheeseburgers. They're on the right side, west side, north to the south. >> Yep. That's where they at. >> You smell that chicken nugget, man? >> I smell that burger. >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about which race has the best genetics and why is it the Aryan race, brother? >> [laughter] >> My god. >> What the ████ >> They're Indians, right? >> Jesus Christ. >> As a Jewish person, I have especially a lot of expertise in this. >> Perfect. >> It's just that the it's not >> I hope you tell me what I want to hear. >> Listen, I'm going to be very straight. >> This ████ is going to get me for sure in trouble, but I'm I'm here for it. >> It's okay. You're around Asians that cosign you. >> There is a myth
0:52 >> that white people are superior and the Aryan race is destined to conquer the world. >> This a myth. It's a myth, but I'll tell you why. I cla in the >> I feel like it's a religion. >> There's some truth to it. No, no, no, no. Because it's not all white people. It is a specific subset of people in the rural parts of the United States, and not all of them. A small fraction therein that do a lot of living in trailers. They don't trust the typical, might I add, Jewish controlled meth supply is safe. >> But they trust the Jewish controlled foster freeze, brother. They like that ████ They do >> and they so they manufacture their own methamphetamines. They have lots of firearms even though they're not qualified with them. >> And because that requires work and they don't do that >> and they like to make sure that their problems which are entirely self-caused
1:43 are blamed on every other race than themselves. And those people to me really are the pinnacle of Aryan god. Hitler was talking all that ████ >> every night >> when Hitler was like whatever he said in I don't speak that ████ >> I think he was talking about those people. He's like y'all the whatever Reich we had that ████ failed. Your boy saying I'll take blame for that Hitler. Sorry. Uh but y'all need to get the ████ started again in rural parts of the United States where y'all are dumb as ████ But you're the ████ You're the best. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're tight. >> Yeah. Yeah. I told him a lot of like when he was going to sleep at night, I was telling him stories of my childhood so he knows. >> I heard legendary [clears throat] stories of racist Uncle Cletus. >> Well, he's great. >> My childhood hero. >> This isn't exactly what I wanted to hear. >> Well, sorry. Fact them be the facts. What does Ben Shapiro say? Facts don't
2:34 care about your feelings. And he's Jewish, so debate him, ████ And he's a Harvard lawyer. >> I know. >> Damn. >> How you going to do that, Mr. Anglo-Saxon? >> Uh, I'll just probably just challenge him. Probably just challenge him to a debate. You know, you know what's fascinating? Uh, in an earlier video, you were talking about how uh specific I think you were talking about East Africans are really really good with like endurance stuff. >> Twitchy >> fast twitch muscles were for I think maybe West Africans. Is that what you we don't? >> Yes. Correct. West Africans. Yes. >> Uh, what do you think? Let's just say let's just start with Asians because it's Steve's favorite topic. >> I'm slow twitch. >> Yeah. Like what what do you think are are our genetic like uh pros versus cons? >> They they do >> I can answer that. >> Do your muscle vibes. So you're like am I slow twitch? Like uh-uh. You're like fast twitch. Like uhuh. Like what am I?
3:24 They're like you're just the regular dude. >> I'm just twitchy. >> Twitchy. Sorry. >> I took a 23 and me and they said that I'm >> 100% that ████ >> I'm super super slow twitch. And I clicked that button. It said it's very uh there's a high amount of slow twitch muscle people in Southeast Asia. That's what I heard. 23 mean. >> Yeah. 23. That's what that's >> I did 23 and me and they said it's just all West Virginia. IT'S LIKE 96%. [screaming] >> DUDE, THAT Aryan ████ was all about you. >> It's all real, bud. >> Same brother. I told you you are the pinnacle of humanity. >> Um, do generically speaking, do Asians have like a pro in terms of like physical genetic pros relative to the world? >> Yeah. Lips, eyes, uh, >> big old butt. Dick shaped palms. >> Fire. >> Dickshaped palms. [laughter] It's complimentary.
4:15 >> What's that? Um, uh, let me tell you about genetic elite Asian physical things. >> On the on the one hand, you take you some, uh, BTS. And, I don't mean behind >> like the boy band. >> I mean, the boy band. >> Gorgeous Korean men. >> I And then And then you take um, Blackpink. >> What? [laughter] >> Found that out lately. >> Yes. >> Very recently I found out. Yeah. Are they of the kind of age that a 41-y old man such as myself can comment that they are >> legally in America even? Yes. >> Reproductive age. Reproductive >> especially in West Virginia, dude. It's like 14 >> ladies in West Virginia. >> Anyway, uh and you look at them and I mean just look at them. >> There's your answer. >> They're beautiful >> elves. Gorgeous elves. >> But they have [laughter] >> that is different. Yeah, there's there's there is there is a lot of work. Would
5:05 you look would you look at a like Jared Feather in in peak conditioning in his like gym lifting and and someone's like, "Oh my god, his body's gorgeous." Yeah, but he works on it a lot. No, that's ridiculous. So, what's wrong with plastic surgery? A little nip and tuck. >> Great answer. I do like that. That's what I wanted to hear. >> That's called motive. >> But it's not fair. >> I will say Asian Jared and I have the same opinion. This is just our It's not a valid judgment. It's just our opinion. If you are an Asian girl and you are considering getting the double eyelid surgery where they make you look more white, >> don't get your teeth. >> Oh, this is a joke. The following is a joke. >> Do it. That's what you're going to say. >> I'm going to say this. You don't want to step down >> in the racial hierarchy to the degeneracy that is the white man and the white woman. White people, you guys are great, but the big round eye ████ is ████ lame. >> If you have the almond eyes of
5:55 exoticism, I want to talk to you. I want to figure out what you're doing. I want to Yes. If you were female, you would be in ████ mortal danger right now. >> Yeah, brother. >> Immortal danger for being loved too hard. [laughter] >> I like that you love him and you kill him, too. Don't be shy. Don't be shy. He's blushing. >> Yeah. >> Good. >> You got a really goofy face. >> What the hell? [laughter] What's going on? >> I didn't see it. Uh, >> but you know, there's a good reason for it. It evolved in the Gobi Desert. So, we're really resilient during sandstorms. So, it's practical, which is what I call sex. >> That's my number one pickup line. I meet an Asian girl. I'm like, "Yo, what's up, baby?" She's like, "Uh, what's up?" I'm like, "You ever been in a sandstorm, girl?" >> That's what I call sex. >> She's like, >> "I can still see. You can't." >> Exactly. And I was like, "I'm trying to see you in a sandstorm, baby." >> You know what's crazy about that is when I ride motorcycles, I put my visors up and I always ride with the visor. >> That's so sweet.
6:45 >> Because you can. >> Because I can. Cuz everybody else like, "How can you do that? I have so much ████ coming in my eyes, right? But for me, it's always every time there's like a pebble coming, it just it just bounces. [laughter] >> You can't even target's too small, >> dude. It's so small, but my vision is 4K. >> But you don't you don't want just the visor down so the pebble can something else. >> No, I don't want that think because I want to feel the fresh air >> and the fresh pebbles. >> And people like, "Oh, you don't see in widescreen." And it's like, "All I got to do is this and I can see." >> Yep. >> I think we only see in wide screen. No, it's it it's crazy though cuz even mosquitoes, bugs. >> I don't know, man. I got white trash, ████ eyes. So, [laughter] >> you're looking for eye masks right now. >> Uh you're like, "Hey, uh you're like, "Hey, Bart, like the sky looks beautiful today." He's like, "What sky?" >> Oh. Oh, >> is that too Is that cool or not? Can I say that? >> I know where we're genetically superior. >> Let's go. >> Uh we can handle the most uh extremes of
7:37 weather, whether it's super hot, super cold, super sunny, super cloudy. Uh >> but not chicks. Chicks are always b███████ as cold, >> but they don't count cuz they stay in a hut, >> you know. >> Was that non-racial just women in general? >> Just women of all races. >> Listen, we we we have superior in wars, too. You know why? >> We do the most war crimes. >> Negative. This is why when it comes to secret when it comes to secret low low missions every time like especially in Vietnam the reason why most of Americans got ████ was because they kept leaving trails of their body order so it's easier for them to >> ninja style >> or like a wolf or set >> Asian Asians we don't really have smells. >> He's got a point. >> Vietnamese are different cuz you smell like f everywhere you go. But like other Asians,
8:27 >> also Koreans are more ugly. >> That's how I find them, man. >> Koreans smell like garlic and kimchi though. You could smell that ████ >> No, but I'm just Hey, Asians in you don't leave body orders. So every time Americans are always like, "Yo, where the ████ they at?" But the Asians were always >> It's cuz all the ninjas smell like cheeseburgers. They're on the right side, west side, north to the south. >> Yep. [laughter] That's where they at. >> You smell that chicken nugget, man? >> I smell that burger. >> It's a really good Vietnamese accent. My god, >> it's really really good. >> Um it Okay. What do we all think about the lady bio? >> I love it. >> Now [laughter] >> I love it. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I like my wife's um sweat smell. >> Her specific smell. Exactly. It smells sweet to me. >> Or her BO. >> I don't know that she has BO. I think it's like you guys are talking about cuz she's half Filipino. So she she doesn't really sweat that much unless she's like on the treadmill for like an hour. >> That means you're already attracted to >> And then you want to eat it.
9:17 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> After the treadmill. Yeah. >> Legit. Absolutely. >> I love my Russian >> wife's bo. >> You like it? I love it. >> That's just called true love. >> But I'm not like a armpit licker weirdo. >> Oh, I'm not either, man. >> Okay, just to clarify. Oh, maybe you are, actually. >> Oh, god. Yes, Lady Bo. I will swim in a sea of that ████ >> Whoa. >> Cuz people say you're gay or straight, right? >> People say I'm straight. >> People People [laughter] heard several people saying that about you. >> Hella people, brother. Hell of people. Too many. Why are they saying it? >> Everyone says it. >> But there's also it's like it's like two things, right? Gay, straight. But there's also how gay and how straight >> because your boy I've been accused of being gay. Maybe that's not wrong, >> but I'm like really straight too. And that means like >> that's gay though. >> And in a sense it comes back around. >> Yeah. >> But like if you've got like like when
10:07 girls are like, "Oh my god, like I just went to the gym and I'm gross." I'm like, "B████, you have no idea. Don't shower. Consume your entire body. You must be out of your mind." I actually don't understand why attractive women shower at all. It gets rid of everything that I'm interested in. Don't I don't need a ████ I don't need you to look like a ████ latex glove. Get out of here, ████ I'm not trying to ████ you at a hospital. You feel me? >> What about post period ████ >> Whatever. >> A man does what a man must. >> Oh, you're a sick ████ huh? >> No. Look, honestly, real talk though, like the blood ████ I don't ████ with that at all. But if she's like, "Hey, little ████ You're going to go down on me and you're going to deal with it?" Yes, mommy is the only thing coming out of my mouth. >> Oh, also and my tongue. Yeah. >> No, I get why you're big. Cuz you're small. >> You got to work with what you have and what you don't have. He likes to be dominated cuz he's dominating life all day. >> Do you like stinky crusty butt? >> Not me. What's that? >> Stinky crusty butt. >> What is it? Stinky and crusty with >> Is it poop or is it butt sweat?
10:59 >> It's just crusty. >> Let's say you guys go camping. No one showered for 3 days. >> You know what? You stomped me, man. >> I'll eat it. No, I'll eat it. >> Because camping ████ with me. Like camping to me is not >> What if you're glamping? What if you're glamping? >> No, glamping is that's cheating. >> No, it's fine. Glamping is the ████ >> Yeah, Western civilization is cheating then, ████ >> [laughter] >> I was going to I was going to make my next statement. Um, so, uh, Bri, you you hit it with the camping thing. That's my that's my no-go. >> Well, that's camping. >> I'll tell you I'll tell you. I'm going to say something that I'm absolutely going to regret 100%. >> I love this. Finally, >> cuz people think they they clip me on the Instagram and YouTube and they're like, "We got them." Like, no. There's a thousand more of these things. Infinity. Um, does analingus, the ████ eating, have to occur immediately out of the shower? >> I do. >> If if you say yes to that real hard,
11:51 >> I got news for you, pimp. Probably gay. >> Well, I'm going to march in the next pride parade. >> Next time she's like she's there, right? And she's like in a hotel room. She turns around, she shakes that ████ and she's like, "What are you waiting for, you little b████?" Am I going to be like, "Oh, excuse me, lady. When was the last time you showered your various orififices? I'm not saying that ████ I'm opening my mouth in a ████ You guys >> call me toilet paper. That's what he said. >> Like a construction site front loader. Just like pick up tons of rocks and DUMP THEM SOMEWHERE. >> That's I'm not saying the rocks are literal pooplets. That's disgusting. You said that. I didn't. >> What if it's a setup? >> What if it's a setup and you're like, "When was the last time you showered?" She's like 4 days and you're like, "F███ yeah. Come here." >> Yeah. ████ yeah. I mean, ████ Call me wet wipes, >> Joe. If you see some wet wipe crumbs and ████ you just spit on it. >> Oh, wet wipe crumbs. See? Oh, I don't want to see it. [screaming] That's tough. >> Oh, you're not that hardcore, dude.
12:42 You're a ████ >> No, no, no. I am a I'm a little ████ Here's the thing. I have concerns about the literal proness of me getting some kind of like disease that they don't have anymore. If the doctor runs the test, he's like, "Good news, bad news. I know you've been eating that ass again." I'm like, "Ah, ████ doc. Stop playing, >> dude." SDS are a myth. >> You don't get hepatitis by legging ████ Uh, I'm not a real >> I haven't. >> Oh, hey. Apparently, you get it as a baby. >> Who cares? That's why they're back. >> Trump said that. >> I know, dude. >> RFK said, "We're good, right?" RFK said, "If you don't eat ass, you a b████." And he said, "And it decreases if you have," These are direct RFK quotes. He was like, >> "Voice though. >> I No way, bro. You're going to get me cancelled." RFK has real power. He can't just like stop subscribing to my YouTube. He's going to get me killed, bro. >> Mr. RFK, you're great. the show. Tulsi's Tulsi's got her back.
13:32 >> RFK here. Hey, sir. Eve, tell him what I want. Tell them what they want to hear. Come on. I didn't say it. He said it. Come on. Let's go. I'm not doing this. [laughter] >> We had Tulsi on the show. She has her back. >> You don't need to ask. You're a ████ An RFK voice. That's so good. Come on. >> He literally said that. The RFK voice. I My RFK voice isn't even good. >> Well, we could do we could do subpar. He also said that you get autism if you if you don't eat ass enough. >> Yep. Ladies and gentlemen, RFK. >> That's a serious ████ concern. >> I don't Is that what he does? >> That's how he breathes. So, that's pretty close. >> I'm not going to do RFK voice. That's super ████ Is that cool for like >> the president just do comics do that? Is that like Can you do an impression? Is that >> I don't know. I think it'll probably do it. >> Oh, probably. Bart, I'll go on here probably and torch my ████ career. >> Have you ever seen Kill Tony? >> They do. Anything goes on.
14:23 >> Yeah, anything goes. >> Uh oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, like look, I'm not actually funny, so it's going to land all wrong. Uh, what I'm saying is RFK, voice aside, also said that if you're the kind of guy that after a ████ is like, "Hey, eat this ass, you little b████." If you don't instantly start chewing, you're gay. And it's not wrong cuz it's 2025. >> Am I gay if I don't want my chick to call me a little ████ >> Yeah, for sure. What the ████ are you hiding? >> Yeah. >> I I don't like I don't like to be disrespected. I take it too serious. >> I love to be disrespected. [laughter] You're like, "Who do you mean a b████?" And then she pops you in the mouth. You're like, "I'm sorry. >> I have a history of abuse." And I go, "Dude, why you got to ████ be like my mom?" >> Oh, that's true. >> Oh, >> that was actually a very real. >> Your mom was also standing in a hotel room with her cheeks spread when she said that. >> In closing, if you don't need to ask, you're gay. RFK said it. >> That's a good Trump impression.
15:13 >> Pretty good. The face is really good. >> You always have to do the face or the voice won't come out. >> Face is >> That's good. The the squinty. You're gay.
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