0:00 I used to really like gangster rap but then now you're like oh I found out Dr Dre was actually probably but while he was making music no don't do Dr Dre he's super turbo what does that mean turbo he should he's turbo seexual dude he should be having one of [Music] the reporting some very very important news everybody's talking about it so we have to talk about it but before we jump to the actual news it's confession time Ryan go all right you have something to confess oh remember earlier when you were like did anyone see a cup of ice oh yeah so you get put an you put ice in your cup and put it there and then you went to get some I just dumped in the trash I was like so F I was like did I
0:52 just throw away the ice he was looking for it for a while you Lally asked like two videos later cuz as soon as I sat down I was like I could have sworn but I don't want to get up right now no that's why that's why we were like dude 32 the second you came back we're like 3 2 go I spat my Coke out because you you looked at your cup you went what the ████ and I was like well we're in the middle of this take so I'm not going to fuing do this right now Che the video he's just looking at his coule and then and then after every day I kept looking at my sparkling water and I was like man I wish had ice and I forget and I forget to get ice and it was until like five episodes in I'm like I'mma finally get some ice down you're like did anybody see my cup of ice he goes he literally
1:43 goes I I filled up a cup of ice but I guess I threw it out you gas I gaslighted myself this guy looks to me when you put it down walk he's like hey like dump his ice he could to help himself do it cuz I noticed you were you were like setting something up you're like okay ice and then you're like I'm going to get my water and you ran back I'm like how funny if you just kept going like over and over the fact that you really thought you threw it out had me Dy these days my mind is all over the place I've been doing some crazy ████ dude you say these days my mind's all over the place like it's well yeah more frequent more frequent the fact you thought you threw out your own ice is pretty funny so we're finally
2:34 going to talk about it Diddy oh wow let's talk Diddy thousands of ████ lube and honestly I thought that was a troll at first me too yeah it all sounds like that was like over a thousand until you see the FBI photos ho and then a fall up troll meme did pop up where they found like 734 dildos or something let probably spot on unless that's not a troll is that not a troll why would you need that many though that's why it's like when you first he over 1,000 bottles I doubt the manufacturer carries that many maybe Diddy was just buying a bunch of different ones maybe he just liked the different shapes and different sizes you know maybe he jacks off at airplanes going down the highway in a car he does it all he's a deviant like us all while he's on IV so so you guys heard some of the I mean there's no point in ████ talking about the facts here we don't need that ████ you can
3:24 find that on a regular news source we should talk about the conspiracies and the things that we Think Can Happen based off what people are I hear everyone saying Jay-Z's next I hear everyone saying that they think that he's on the same level did you guys hear that um everyone thinks that he's on the same level of Diddy you know what I mean so I'm like that's pretty crazy like he he does the same reports people having sex so they can blackmail them later this is just what one lady said on the internet who's calling her who's been calling him out for a really long go down the rabbit hole a Jaguar right chick yeah I'm not going to lie I'm the worst person for this cuz like like pop culture I don't I hear I read ████ like that I'm like I don't ████ I'm not reading that ████ yeah but that's why you're here we fill you in let's fill them in just like they raided his house uh and then they were they were trying to go for his arrest but he was like
4:15 gone like he found he caught wind of it he left right his arrest for what um I don't know what the charges were but they had a warrant for his house and I think it was like sex trafficking or something trafficking cuz he kept getting he kept getting sued by all these different people that he worked with and they were all I think it all started when when he got caught on like a hotel camera of him beating the ████ out of like and and then he also offered like the Filipino or Mexican made there like $100,000 50 Grand or something to like bury it cuz the video was there and she was a witness so he's like black Hip Hop Epstein yeah basically basically yeah yeah but but the gay version too yeah but the gay one not kids ████ dudes also not kids but yes but they'll record so but Justin beaver Maybe yeah oh ████ so that's a conspiracy part of it is when you go to a diddy party it's like a
5:06 big gay Festival what do they call that was a word called freak offs but they're talking about how he would also have like girls there and or women there and then he would like drug them bring in male escorts and make them like do sexual activity and stuff like that yeah and he would he wouldn't tell them but he would record it in order to use his blackmail later on and he would like watch and like Jack himself off and ████ like that so there was a lot crazy become rich and still be normal what the ████ is all this ████ man yeah why couldn't he like use this powers in a way where he's like I'm a I'mma make a whole slide made out of chocolate I don't think he was ever normal that might be the thing true so every single time he's like watching Cassie like blow another guy she he's jacking off to him going get that get that they also they also think it's not
5:58 just him alone like there might even be mob ties to it uh and then obviously his like entire like racket of like employees and just his infrastructure because I mean there's off definitely the stuff of him like using Molotov cocktails to like threaten and scare different people and stuff like burning people's cars everybody thinks he blew up kid Cy's car oh yeah that's right yeah with a Molotov cocktail right is he also tied to Tupac's uh murder it's alleged on on this show he is that's always been yeah that was always around yeah I know that for a fact they were even saying there's pot and this is on X so it's obviously believable um but there's potential ties to even the Kardashians um like even when he went missing or when he flew out the country and stuff when they first raided his house like Chris Jenner also went missing which means definitely Kanye is
6:48 involved I think Kanye was against it or like was not down he don't like Diddy apparently he's like ████ Diddy because he got dirt on him bro yeah probably and 50 c don't like him either but you know what he's been saying he's like that motherfucker's a he he's been saying that for a while now Kan yeah Kanye say that about did I don't know if this is true a Fed a Fed yeah whoa you know 50 doesn't like him he says it all the time outwardly says it all the time he's a little weird that's what he and he clowns on Diddy every every step of the way that gets revealed the clowns on him like he's making a documentary against them really that's what they say I don't know how true that is but this just some wild ████ hip-hop beefs dude hip-hop beefs it's the P diddler they even said Y show them your shirt by the have you seen the shirt found found any fers but I do feel like he's probably in some deep secret ████ like the ████
7:38 hip hop Epstein where he has dirt on people and he's using it for powerful purposes who does he control though there's rumors he's got dirt on the Obamas wow just rumors there's rumors like I said with the Kardashians too like that they also participated in different types of things like using uh lacing drinks and stuff in order to coer men into give them personal or private important information that they would use to like blackmail or put themselves in better positions of power later on all rumors yeah you know but there's a there's a lot and they say that there's so much tied to the the the video footage and the raids and the scandal of everything and it's tied to so many different people that it's going to like shape the very foundations of Hollywood cuz so many different people are involved I hope so that there's even a very epee like situation if he does get
8:28 put in jail there's a possibility he might get well Cat Williams said that this is the year he said this is the year it all comes out wow was he true that's crazy that' be awesome that would be awesome apparently when he got uh pulled into the Manhattan Court he tried to offer the judge $50 million for bail and she was like no because you're a Flight Risk so they 50 million for bail man so he could go again 50 mil did he fly away to the Caribbean or something that's probably bail he's going to abandon too damn cuz he is going to probably fly D you know you know you know how they caught him no the defense attorney said that he willingly came back and that proves that cuz they're going to fight and they're standing by the fact that he's innocent and his a defense attorney is literally saying like we're going to court we're going all the way and you guys are going to see that he's innocent
9:18 of all these things and it's proof enough that he came back and submitted himself to the Manhattan Court in order to show you that like he's he's not the person I thought they called him and said hey dude you just want to sweep Stakes of 50 million you should come down there's a big check for you and everything and I heard that he came down he goes where my check at it's hard to believe it because he was so against like he was so in denial about the Cassie stuff and then when the video came out he was oh yeah did he was beating the ████ out of her yeah it's like dude he was denying it like crazy at first that's what they always do I mean that's like Bill Clinton too yeah apparently he's also checked himself into men mental therapist that's always the go menstrual that's the goto right in order to show that like you have problems you have issues and you're you're attempting to reform I mean
10:10 nothing beats the cheek Mill video the audio you know what I always wondered too after his music what the ████ happened like after being popular with like Biggie and everyone I don't know what else he did to stay so rich and stay so he wasn't relevant anymore but what did he the brands that he owned competitors he also did SRA right yeah s he was more on the producing side after a while right he was kind of managing artists and I think that's where the real he was producing even before like we knew who he was all throughout all the way I think sck was a big one for him too though sck he was making the band that sck was massive yeah and like I mean because he was producing all those music videos on everything too Sak was just like the Forefront of like all that marketing Wise Dan Kane he's
11:02 no but that one of the girls from that group she's the one that she's been like going after Diddy for a really long time like talking about how like she ████ him over all the time and now he ████ her over I'm sorry took a ton of money from her so it's like this is just the same story over and over over again with all these different artists so we'll see what happens tell them about the cheek Mill you know who me Mill is very famous rapper allegedly there's a story about this uh I think they think it's a Nicki Minaj everyone saying Nicki Minaj Mick Mill's girlfriend at the time filmed uh audio of Diddy it wasn't The Bodyguard or some ████ or security so there's two different stories everyone thinks some people think it's The Bodyguard some people think it's Nicki Minaj I don't know I don't know this is just rumors right of him getting booty ████ yeah and it's there an audio sounds really nice it's like apparently it's like a aing of
11:52 like a phone held up to the door and on the other side of the door and you hear P Diddy's balls slapping against balls sounds like two dudes ████ yeah and like it hurts yeah yeah mhm well I mean like you're just being gay that's okay yeah but like what why is he cuz there's supposed to be two straight dudes or outwardly straight dudes right yeah okay so I don't give a ████ about the download ████ cool be gay why the ████ is he like there's all this jail ████ what's going on there sex trafficking does he actually do that though that's the AL that's the charges the charges that they found evidence that he was like flying people from like state to state to like force them into if he could just ████ Meek on the ass any given day why the ████ he doing that the disgraced rat Mogul was indicted Tuesday on a slew of crimes including sex trafficking and racketeering same charges that put R Kelly and rer leader of the uh other
12:44 cult behind bars in particular racketeering charges are noted by the New York Times as useful against powerful defendants as they allow prosecutors to build a case around an Enterprise of accomplishes dating back in many years federal charges can now allow prosecutors to go after crimes dating beyond the state statute of limitations with Diddy facing alleged crimes going back as far as 2008 including kidnapping arson bribery and narcotics distribution he has a pretty crazy rap yeah forever they must have found a lot of ████ when they raided his place in the indictment against Diddy that was unsealed this week it was claimed that Federal raids on his Miami and Los Angeles Mansions led to the discovery of over a thousand bottles of baby oil and lubricant it's alleged that the rapper would coerce and manipulate victims into taking part in dayslong sexual performances which has dubbed freak offs did Associates would allegedly ply victims with drugs to keep them compliant and would make threats against
13:34 anyone refusing to engage in claims similar to those made in a civil lawsuit brought by Diddy's ex-girlfriend Cassie last year these allegations were Central to prosecutors bringing sex trafficking charges against the producer with observers noting that authorities are increasingly expanding the law to suit their cases against powerful def defendants a step up in federal sex trafficking charges was passed by Congress in 2000 as an intentional step to take down cons Wild it's like I just think about you know and then I'm was like listen to it and I'm like 13 and he's just like ████ somebody and then all the ████ comes out so many years later yeah it's all about the Benjamin's baby think about your favorite actor right now at the current moment just imagine 10 years from now you're going to hear some ████ about them crazy sh yeah that's how I felt about the Tom Han during like Co and stuff you know like there's all this
14:25 like like uh he's part of like the kid traffic ring pedal all that stuff and I'm like what such a nice guy it makes me just not want to like actors I don't think we should though I don't think we should please not Denzel Denzel's the one you want to save I don't want it to be Denzel no but Denzel seems like one of the good ones cuz he said like cuz they would ask him like how did you do whatever he go I would Escape Before The Devil comes out I go to the meetings I mean I say what's up to people and I'm out by 9:00 that's what he would say wow he's got really like honest interactions with his wife yeah well Will Smith seemed like one of the good ones too Y no I feel like Will Smith was always one of I yeah I didn't I think they all seem like good he was like but him and J always had weird like in the rumors in Hollywood has been for like over 15 years that they're both swingers oh and they're not really together that's fine
15:16 they're they're not really together like there's a im so I think anytime there's a this is who we portray but this is who we are if there's a big gap already then it leaves room for other other ████ yeah cuz I think like someone like kid Lo is a genuine dude yeah yeah he white trash grew up all porn ████ and he's not hiding he doesn't need to hide just say what you do okay cool that's who he is cool yeah he hates Bud Light I know that azy Osborne solid or like Magic Johnson I got AIDS cuz I ████ a lot cool that's awesome we saw that that's awesome good for you you know but he's not hiding it yeah but when you're like I got a squeaky clean family and I really love my kids or whatever but then the rumor is you don't even like your kids and then you and your wife don't even talk don't even you guys are ████ all these other people see like
16:06 all these like this this typ of the normal ████ all that stuff's fine normal people deal with that ████ but this kind of ████ it's just like you've been doing that how ████ long back to 2008 I'm just like a little kid with your ████ music in my headphones and now I got to think about I probably had that song on while you were like putting a needle in some ████ to drug her up to like that's rough another weird one too is uh I used to really like gangster rap but then now you're like oh I found out Dr Dre was actually probably butt ████ while he was making music yep ████ CRA no don't do do there's hell ████ he's gay as ████ he's super turbo Turbo y what does that mean like turbo Turbo he should he's turbos seexual dude he should be having one of the floats on the gay parade wait really yep based on someone who hates him saying that Tac I
16:56 think I think again if he's just gay hell he's gay whatever but if he's like drugging ████ and doing that kind of like ████ up stuff that's like that's when you're like this sucks even though some of the songs will still bang oh I'm still going to listen to awesome do you still watch The Cosby Show I still watch the COS Kelly AR Kelly is awesome too yeah man great music great music tra in closet still hits bro still hits I watch him the way that I watch Steven seal though yeah I don't watch R Kelly in the same way that I watch like I don't know Will Smith and I take him seriously and then I'm like oh will you ████ destroyed my image AR Kelly has always been yeah he's always a clown yeah he's always been that sings real good though and also my buddy camera opt for his tour
17:48 and told me some funny ████ stories he said um one of the things that you know how he wears that Phantom in the Opera ████ and then for for some reason he was in the middle of the show in spired to walk across the street to McDonald's go behind the counter and start serving customers in his ████ Phantom of the OPA outfit he just feel like doing it yeah he would just have interesting he just wants to feel like a normal person for once that's wild what weirdo
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