0:00 [Music] i'm a big fan of articles where if you read them as if they were happening in the 1940s it would be completely plausible but if you read them now you'd go oh god so we're going to act like this is 1940. all right see let me know if my 1940s is good yeah what is that like jazz are we in the jazz listen here like i think we're like in world war ii i think we're kind of world war ii in world war two i think that's 40 50's uh great gatsby all right listen no that's that might be 20s 30s yeah roaring twenties yeah yeah are you saying right now we could slap slap our wives and it's fine okay absolutely i mean it's you shouldn't i just want to
0:51 be on the same imagination let's be real it was very common during that time okay only if they're being frantic okay because you grab them get a hold of yourself sister come on midge come on ████ we have a toothache we drink coca-cola with cocaine in it yup oh true this is my fort 1940s glasses pretty good okay ready listen to this article and react accordingly oh leave it to beavers is that 40s no that's 50s i think beaver i understand okay that's the dad's glasses you know this justin a professor at oklahoma christian university who taught there for 40 years was fired for bringing in a guest speaker who was gay how dare he i say he brought in the son of satan
1:42 so what you're saying is he brought someone who was happy because in the 1940s gay was happy nice nice that's actually like giggle time i like son of satan better i like that one i like that tape that was pretty good that was hilarious they brought in a happy human being at a respectable christian establishment such as this yes wow was it a church or school it was a school it was a university um it was a graphic design course for of you guys and this teacher has been teaching there for 40 years brings in a guest speaker who was gay it didn't even talk about gay ████ it just it just so happens that he was gay that's gay and we're out of the the time machine like we're in 2012 i'm out of the time machine right now because this is happening in 2022 this happening now yeah what's the what's the uh uh state for city uh oklahoma you know it makes it it makes it a
2:32 little more believable if you said that happened in san francisco i'd be like you're ████ today right here in oklahoma that's a fine how do you do it how'd they find out he was gay and then how how did they fire the person because obviously he went graphic design is great i don't know what he did that'd be so funny if he's not even gay and he's just flamboyant dude like he came who likes graphic design and then they're like oh dear god they brought a gay man into this christian institution and they're like i'm not gay what if he wasn't even gay he was just left-handed and then it was like oh this is in the other hand god damn it you were so gay get this guy out so weird though and we have a lot of limp risk friends who are straight you know what i mean like i got some lymph wrist right yeah we have friends that talk this way
3:23 ████ italian hey wait is this a is it is this a religious school yeah it's a christian university but so then also in addition to this the the guest speaker who's gay he went to that school and he's like an alumnus hello that's so ridiculous oh that's just so backwards too like uh catholicism typically not always like we have other branches but that's one of the strict most strict forms of christianity and the pope right now is all for gay people how are we not trickling down so the pope is in the lead for this yeah the pope probably signed this guy as a guest what's the name of this school we need to get the oklahoma christian universe and a lot of the priests have a liking to men and young boys so i don't know like why they're so against it you know that's the next favorite topic yeah dude
4:13 don't get me started on this dude dude man isn't that crazy that that's like now that is weird funny because okay so like it makes it makes sense like if they brought in a gay person to talk about gay like rights or whatever they're like hey hey wait a minute this is a christian institution right but it's he's talking about graphic design yeah and he just so happens to be gay like that he's an alumni yeah the alumni what the ████ hey i bet he still gets letters to this day about donating to that ████ do you guys know what a a junked professor is a junkie like aj j u n c t johnson we all know in like 30 seconds do what they're not telling you in the story is this whole presentation was just dicks he's just showing you this is how you shade and this is a contrast color and this really complements the testicles here's a
5:03 picture of lucifer's penis yeah yeah yeah and then i'm like all right dude he probably shouldn't be teaching there yeah so sometimes called contingent faculty adjunct professors are part-time professors they are not considered part of the permanent just say how ████ soft we are no dude they're so insulted to be called a substitute teacher so that that gay teacher wasn't a young professor at this school for 20 years as well like and they just got mad he was a part-time professor for 20 years the guest was a part-time professor already and then the old professor got fired for bringing in the part-time professor that was already at that school did they just find his only fans or something like why why all of a sudden like now he's gay yeah it's a presentation of dicks it has to be it had to be that's the only way and did the adjunct professor get get fired as well out no i mean he's not technically
5:53 um he doesn't have tenure so he didn't he can't get let go he's just so he's not always there wait the gay the gay guy is uh a junk professor that's what he was yeah he's he's been at the same institution yeah for 20 years it says the openly gay speaker doesn't make any sense was also an oklahoma christian university alumnus and was employed as an adjunct professor at the university for nearly 20 years what is going on so it's not like a stranger that he brought in maybe a new uh there's like a new dean of the school a gay dude who loves adobe this makes no ████ sense how do we get the schools back though how do we help them how do we get the schools back let's see well it's not like ████ rainbow drip out all their walls just grow graffiti ████ everywhere is it really because he's gay though because did they not know for the last 20 years maybe they didn't know because because that's because that's the reasoning that
6:43 they're using is we're kicking him out why because he's gay duh is that illegal that's gonna be illegal right yeah it's probably like it's gay yeah it's gonna be illegal yeah but but that's that's like why would that be the reasoning because even uh uh um like a christian institution who's against you know gay or whatever won't even admit that because of discrimination lawsuits right yeah they'll work around that word do do like very uh upfront religious institutions uh have the same discrimination lawsuits when it comes to things that like are conflicting with their belief system they do thought that you know like japanese people were the devil which is partly true but then if they say you can't come to this christian institution because we just don't want your kind here then it is still violating federal law i don't know about that but some some stuff is exempt like killing certain animals and
7:33 ████ some of that is exempt by religion so i wonder if some of the employee laws might be different i don't know ████ but it's possible they can't they can't discriminate based on uh gender they are they are you know like like culture all these like those that's a federal uh that would be a federal law but i'm making some ████ up like killing a ████ lion could be federally illegal but some religions could be exempt it's federally bad ass though you know you mean like how natives can locate when we can't yeah ████ like that some i think some religion like the even with the covet ████ like if you had like a religious reason you don't have to do ████ sometimes well it's kind of like no it's a federal law that every business with a hundred employees has to get vaccinated you don't need to put a mask on the jesus on the cross the baby jesus only it also has to work with the nativity scene yeah i don't know i don't know the laws by amish dudes are taxes exempt right because they made a but that was like
8:24 they should rethink that i think they should go you don't like that ████ have you ever been to like amish country i kind of want to go do you want to go in ohio there's a ton my sister's man bro it's a trip it's a trip where's like an amish country pennsylvania yeah cleveland or outside cleveland somewhere near pennsylvania yeah yeah so they are actually zooming over this and i would too i guess like in the speaker's message he did say something about letting students expect a world where you may be different and then i think that was the trigger and they're like how dare you make an example out of this guy sending a message bro awesomeness yeah which i guess like according to the university it's just not allowed i don't know saying messages heartwarming messages but it wasn't an advocacy for gay rights whatsoever like that's where they're sticking to that but yeah they just i still just think about say that andy dick in old school he gives like a ████ lesson to all the ladies this dude just comes in
9:16 whipping out dildos starts teaching just like has a bunch of banana hands out bananas one by one is handing out condoms and you fired me ████ you dude 40 years you get fired for that that is wild imagine he's all pissed off at his home he's like you didn't tell me you were gay yeah i lost my job because of you [Laughter] that's what he's mad about i went to some uh christian institutions like like that were like uh like christian private schools right and then we did have like gay like students or whatever but they weren't like like open about it maybe but no one really condemned it or anything and there was never any homophobic talk or anything like that but it might have happened like with someone's personal preferences but still there wasn't like hate or any type of like you i don't know like that weird like real
10:07 bullying what do you call it like when you conversion camp ████ like they never had that stuff and we were in a strict ass christianity too yeah we had there were gay people in in that school but no one ████ with them but were they out yeah they were i mean they were out but they they also weren't ████ making campaign posters because they were getting trouble for that ████ yeah but they were just like they're just gay that's it they're not doing anything some catholic schools uh if you get like pregnant it'll kick you out to school oh yeah ████ like that because it's so much against your religion [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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