0:01 let steam out of the steam Kettle you know what I'm talking about yeah dude we talking we're talking about bust a nuts dude a lot of girls would be like man my boyfriend doesn't fight me enough our rooms would face each other and then we would have like pretty much pump time like all right you going to do I go to do it we probably should have just said get fuing hard right now let me see [Music] it feel free to uh decline from answering if uh you're not comfortable talking to meuh to me or just the I just meant to look generally in your direction scaring me um would you or have you taken any male enhancement pills oh like penis and largers yeah I did you did yeah it didn't work though what really how old are you Bart recommended that I buy a dick pump and I did it a dick pump like the like the Swedish
0:52 penis and larger it's like okay so it's like this big right and I forgot the name of it but you put it over dick and then it sucks it really hard you have this pump and you didn't buy it I bought it dude he rented it he rented it to own I had one it was a lease it was a lease after two more payments this Baby's Mine He's got to return it 3 months it's like the saxophone you borrow from the music he's got to get get tuned up every six months wait so you tried it and you didn't like the results no I had to I remember too I had so much ████ pubes the air would go through it I had to ████ shave my pubes so then it would suck properly what am I doing this was I don't know maybe I was 19 at the time and then bar convinced me
1:44 you convinced me to buy one you say was this pitch wait wait wait like you did a trial and then you were like nah I don't want this and then was like no no no buy it you were like all right don't a group of us were talking about it but for some reason Bart was the best salesman I was what did you say I don't remember it's probably the same P ████ I have now you need how do you get someone to buy a penis pump I think like during that time period so I don't know if it was like some Explorer exploring explorative age or something but it was also like so this is if we're 19 that's like 2003 right explorative age yeah Lord of age you got crazy you got crazy ass you're in your mellin stage yeah I'm just trying to cross the glove yeah you're just like you're just like what if so you go okay cool look look at this
2:35 ████ penis pump oh ████ look dude this guy in this ████ ad he squeezed it a couple time and his dick ████ grew like 4 Ines so me and two other homies all bought it you went you went Dutch you're like let's split it let's split it we just and the other and one of the homies was my roommate ████ yeah so I it's Richard oh yeah shout out to 10th Planet he's a 10et blackt now Richard was your a black belt they're about to demote him they're like we're taking that ████ back and we were our rooms would face each other and we would have like pretty much pump time like all right you going to do it I go to do it and you could hear each wait I'm going to tell you stop talking right now cuz I'm going to put this in the movie and they're both Marines they like they're like it's pump
3:26 time hey Richard you know what time it is it's pump time were you guys in uniform dude you guys about both of you about to get kicked out you guys like yes sir officer but it's like working out you get discharged honorably what's the correct term discharg yeah you do probably right so you guys are just facing off you're facing each other was this no no we're in our own rooms I thought it was a competition because like you're getting like you're getting hard and then getting soft and getting hard and getting soft not like pump eye contact no we could hear each other we could hear each other I could just there's this 80s music playing in the background push it to the Limit yeah his Montage so what the trick is is that
4:16 once you put it on and you squeeze it it's like the ████ you know like Chinese suction cup ████ okaying all that really is do yeah Cy what it's really doing is just sucking flesh into the thing it's blood it's pulling blood right looks like it's way bigger until you take it off and oh man it's a balloon this whole thing is technically it's bigger but you can't use it it's only big when it's inside this thing and the cylinder the cylinder makes it look bigger cuz it's like wearing glasses yeah it's a fun house mirror was there a moment was there a moment where the both of you like together I'm just imagining this obviously in my head both of you you've done it and then you take it off and both of you at the same time are like a ████ it doesn't work like the Gran like a quartet yeah or you guys
5:07 just click your glasses together once you're like clink discover cheers you were there was supposed to be like an exercise regimen like you're supposed to do x amount of times a week and all that and then like measure results get the pump but I totally failed it because every single time I got hard I just finished and went to sleep yeah that's T Oh no you're supposed to that's so funny cuz I'm like trying to do the exercise and I'm just like man ████ this ████ too much cardio burn for him we're got sucks I just finishing go to sleep cuz I think the concept like like getting gauges the realest statement you've ever said so real so real like you're trying to like stretch your ears out right it's like gauges where you're like oh you got to do this thing and it's supposed to stretch your dick out I guess but you don't yeah I never
5:59 completed the work out so then you you got him to buy one by sharing you this experience I forgot that I even got Joe to buy one I got was it the same model how could you for get one of your best clothes I don't even remember he told me which one to get you got to pull them mon that year you told him which one and I just gave up but wait you told him after it failed on you did you sell him yours but you were the process like this failed and you're like you got to get you were like this didn't work for me at all but boys I think we have to try this out I think we all have to get I like that you have like almost no memory of how you got it the funny thing is the roommate that he has like out of nowhere he would just start talking about his dick like we'll just be watching some TV or maybe watch notebook or some weird ████ right and then all of us he's like
6:50 man you think girls would like me like I'm like yeah you're a handsome guy he was very self-conscious about his dick for some reason my dick's really small and I'm like how small oh it's kind of small but it wasn't small though do you want me to look at it or what it wasn't no cuz one time I uh snuck up on him in the shower I was like damn you have a pretty big dick and I closed it no he was just self he was just self-conscious did you do that to like boost his thing a little bit I don't know why I didn't think he was going to be naked even though I opened the shower yeah well we were driving home from Vegas one day and he had one of these like dick talks right and then I I swear we spent like 2 hours just going like how small is small like this he goes no it's like that and I'm like that's not small and then my friend's like that's not ████ small he goes yes it is small it's too small
7:42 he's a size queen it's a weird argument 3 hours we're like bro trust me it's not that small and he goes no I've seen so many pornos man I'm never going to compete with those guys poros man none of us are that size but he's a 10 planet now he's a 10th degree black belt in Jiu-Jitsu cleen do is do you find anything weird about if you're dating somebody or just guys in general that are taking enhancement pills or using enhancement products such as this yeah I don't know I've never experienced that she's like I don't date those losers what would you do if you found a dick pump in like does the IDE I would probably because I'm like I would just ask does it work but now I know it I will say this watch you me and her and you'll find out oh ████ oh wow oh
8:32 ████ you like that t it always comes back to work the other funny thing is too is like when you need a move you're like ████ how do I hide this don't open that box where do you pack it in the kitchen stuff you're like don't look don't look don't look don't look do I put at the bottom of the duffel bag then I ████ put FP yeah so does your buddy still feel the same way I feel like age and maturity has his thighs are probably dinner now so it must be nice no I think he was kind of like a late bloomer so I think like your 13-year-old questions kind of manifested when he was 1920 okay we were already like in our 20s because it was such a f yeah it was no we were under 21 CU I remember going to Vegas we couldn't do all the fun 21y old stuff but the ████ that he would ask would yeah just randomly my dick's too
9:23 small and we're like dude here we go again so yeah I think it's more of like an insecurity thing when people are taking Enuff we probably should have just said get ████ hard right now let me see it yeah that that better course of that usually works cuz I was like why is he talking get ████ hard right now we're going to get to the ████ M she's not going to love me your lip you guys are like the Box Car children solving a mystery we will find out how big his dick is the hearty boys there's not supposed to be a stigma or like any shame of taking like Viagra or anything like that no there's nothing like that I've never tried Viagra though never Tak Viagra no I'm kind of scared cuz isn't it like if you if you don't have a problem and like let's say you have you're hard for like 4 hours you might have to go to emergency room or something and they have to like put a
10:14 syringe in it and drain it yeah sounds awful I've just never been with somebody who's needed it lucky you fancy cut cut till like 5 minutes before coming over work that you know of that I know of it's just a box full of empty pills what are those don't worry about that I wanted to try um those things at the gas station that would be like Spanish FY no I'm going to just anything any sentence that starts with things at the gas station yeah unless it's Gatorade I always wondered what that was I was like Wow Max pleasure although the first time I had sushi was gas station Sushi gas station I'll never forget I was with my brother you throw up no I remember we were driving from New York to Baltimore cuz we were he went to John
11:05 Hopkins so we were driving him back to school and uh we just stopped at a gas station and he's like yo you want to have you had sushi cuz he's 10 years older than me so I was a kid and I was like no he's like you want to try it I was like yeah that was it I had gas station and was it good I remember liking it but I don't remember being like Oh gas St gas station Sushi is like garbage it's better to have it first yeah it was the first experience so I didn't know and I was like oh I'm trying something you know in his mind like it's not like we were just stopping he's crying laughing he's like oh my God I don't know he could have been my brother could have been but I'm pretty sure he ate it with me so that's we didn't know you better for sure simpler times yeah damn that's good so have you guys tried ████ any of these weird things I I'm always I'm always about to check out and I go yeah I feel like the time is
11:55 probably going to come where that's an option I almost bought steroids too when I was 19 really yeah I was like you know for your dick no just like muscles I'm like oh ████ come straight from Mexico and I was like damn should I get it I'm like dude they're always pushing HGH with but you just got like discouraged I don't know I just got scared for some reason it's so funny you didn't get scared for the drugs that you took you'll pop in any ecstasy pills whatever but when it comes to steroids you're like I don't know about this I you're like I know exactly what's in this but I can't do it can't do it you that other that other Ziploc bag with unknown substances what other things are there besides I'll take that one I'll take that one instead besides getting besides eing pills or using a pump what other things are there to make your dick bigger stretching or like yeah like mail enhancement the the methods more product
12:46 punching your balls like martial art pulling up pulling a boat with your penis that helps that's probably stretching M you ever seen those CH monks yeah you've never seen those monks doesn't that just stretch the skin I don't know I don't know we got maybe the concept is you stretch the skin and then you could fill it with more blood later e call remember when we did this show as the fields right it was a it was kind of like like um not advice but it's like ask us whatever you know it's Anonymous you can do it on a voice mhm and um I swear to God over 50% of the questions were young guys asking if their dick was big enough well now they have all like they like I think it's an it like some guys really get into like their heads about it like ████ she ain't going to love me my dick is too small but see
13:38 that's probably the that attitude alone is probably where most women will stop anyway right like once they can detect that lack of confidence yeah it's like they oh my dick is my dick is not good enough right like that like would like wouldn't that be the most unattractive element of a situation yeah absolutely so yeah like but I I was I was pretty shocked I mean it got boring cuz it's like how many questions of the same question can you answer too hot H you get too turned on all time it just it was the same ones over and over and over and like every single female guest we had on said it doesn't really matter at the end of I don't believe them though he's like I'm on the other side of their table that's why I got to keep asking them they're rolling Co this is crazy this is a scam there's cameras of course they have to say that the other thing that that kept
14:30 coming up that I thought was hilarious right is a lot of girls would be like man my boyfriend doesn't ████ me enough oh yeah how do I get him to ████ me and I'm like I this is hilarious like I thought it was the opposite of my boyfriend wants to ████ me too much like how do I get him off me there's also that but it's but most of the questions were like yeah he's he got Lola beo he doesn't want to ████ me like I want you know I don't I'm not getting enough and we're like what that is nuts I didn't know that that was a thing of Youth you know it would yeah that's true cuz it would be nuts if you haven't been together that long and you're young yeah like I would expect that out of an older relationship cuz you're stressed out but we're talking to people that were in their 20s or like college cuz that that is kind of weird yeah so it's like that's when you're mostly a rabid dog yeah maybe just like well finals is so
15:22 stressful you can't ████ I don't know the low getting it elsewhere yeah low or that yeah low te ising a lot test I already got diagnosed with it that's ████ up yeah he got diagnosed with you think porn ████ us up you think yeah Bart's watching way too much porn I think I think it does cuz I'm sure that has that's like probably ████ the internet bro before you'd have to go and get a magazine you got to earn it trade with somebody in the bathroom trade a magazine like I'm this is what it used to be as far as the frequency of people watching pornography I'm sure that's not good for like your own um self-esteem when it comes to if you for penis issues you know what I mean so it's yeah like your friend he's that's the dicks he's thinking of are the ones in porn that's like kind of not really cuz like that's what you're comparing it to dude it's Beauty image you know it's a beauty standard yeah
16:13 setting those standards so high those standards are high for everybody man it's kind of hard yeah and it is the accessibility I think is a big thing too it's too easy now I'm like what were you saying sorry I was watching porn on right now right this second like right now I have everything does it count though if you're getting a hand job from a woman and you're watching porn what do you mean does it count that's a three what what he accounting for what what's the category so you know how like if you're a guy doing that too much if you're a guy then it's like all L self-esteem you're not having like you know interaction you're watching porn and doing that but what if it was like a part of the Kink with with a partner that's different I mean if it's between your you and your partner you know like they say that Psych Al ████ you up right is it because you're watching that
17:03 it's ████ you up I think it psychically ████ you up if you see it as a replacement all for intimacy instead of entertainment yeah yeah yeah when you oh I don't watch porn for replacement I just watch for entertainment Well yeah if you want to be a director someday where I get best of my all my best work yeah I want notes yeah I'll watch that yeah I think it I think that's when it becomes dangerous cuz I think like I I can't I don't know young people think of it now because it's like they're born into the accessibility being totally easy but at least like when I was growing up it it was so hard to come by that like it didn't affect me too much and then like as I got older and like the internet was around like I had AOL at like 12 or 13 and that's like 99% of what I did was look at porn and it was like it ████ made me a little weird like but I think back at least there was Gateway right
17:54 because it's like boobs and then you move on to whatever but now it's like kids will come watch ████ two girls one cup out of nowhere and that's their beginner it's too crazy but just to put that in perspective I remember two girls one cup came out when I was a freshman in college I remember watching it being like the ████ and then I remember going damn like some 10-year-old is going to watch this yeah and this is their first introduction like yeah right that s███'s crazy that's the hard part I mean I saw ████ up things too that's your favorite video I I watched every now then of the sh but it was also more that like like uh later in life too I started to use porn more as like a to just get the edge off so then I wouldn't carry the edge with me into the into a date into an actual like intimacy thing you always got to get one off yeah yeah yeah so you just kind of you lose that meter
18:45 that natural like fluctuation of your own like body's liido something something letting some pressure out you know what I mean yeah that steam out of the steam Kettle you know what I'm talking about yeah dude we're talking we're talking about busting nuts dude F I was like is that what we're talking about feels like it's not I just like to use euphemism so you just figure it out as as we go on you know yeah but um yeah penis enhancers don't really work I don't think you've been you've been through them all H I've been I've tested the market it's you haven't tried any single thing refuse what about the Kung Fu Masters that get a log kicked to their ████ ball sa I don't think I could do that I don't think I do that uh I don't know it just doesn't seem like look if my whole thing my my principle with it is like if penis enlargement works then you know we would for sure
19:36 know about it if there's anyone that's going to know about it know what if it's not enlargement but it's just let's say it's just boner activator it's not enlargement what's up boner is that what VRA is yeah yeah that b AC look dude you wouldn't want to try that's not a problem for me I can cuz it's so much it's so little blood flow to the top you don't you don't don't leave them hanging oh my bad hang it's so much blood flow it's so little blood flow you don't really need to like it takes so little blood yeah like it doesn't need that much volume of blood so it just gets it just up it's always kind of how many ccs of liquid probably like at least 15 15 C which is that's like half a that's half one of the small boys is that half a syringe is that a quarter it's like some say it's too big some say it's too it's like when those you know those toys that look like pickles with spines it's like when the water is on the spine when you squeeze it what it's like that you ever seen that a pickle with the spine it
20:27 just doesn't this is a toy pickle with the spine spiny spiny it's like a spiky little waterfill sque yeah it's like a pool and they have like little goldfish in it purple pool yeah it just reminds you of like Nick is not this part he's this part yeah yeah yeah the nipple part yeah the end right well good I guess you don't need it then don't get it kids it doesn't work at least we know the pumps don't work you made Bart depressed but I am curious to see like if you were to do it for like 30 days what would happen well yeah like if he followed his regimen for the pump you mean yeah like if I just use that ████ to get me hard I jacked off went to sleep the 30 days challenge all the guys on YouTube someone did it a 30day penis no but like those guys that do all any CH I did calisthetics for 30 days I did my penis pump for 30 I'm just curious what would
21:18 happen I mean does it it just increases blood flow right like I feel like that's the only possible thing that it does like it's not going to change can a boy dream cleen it's not going to change your Nick can a boy just wish there was something out there for me guys are dumb so we like try to go for the wrong solution mhm if you're a nasty creep and then you have a big ████ dick you're just a nasty creep with a big ████ dick work on your social skills go find a hobby go meet cool people and then you become normal and then everything else is fine big dick is a bonus yeah but they're trying to solve this issue by like I know why chicks don't like me it's not 12 in that's why that's why they're ████ personality and like you as a person yeah maybe you need to take a shower and you smell nice yeah that might help out
22:10 I don't think that's it I don't think that's it no way man it's got to have something to do with a bump of some the pump I got to find a way to my get my dick bigger I [Music] think [Music]
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