0:00 [Music] the careful boys are going to help this gentleman on Reddit lose his virginity I do hard man no no no I lost mine not too long ago we're not going to be like that not dismissive we're going to help I mean I just solve this with a hooker yeah no what's to do with the romantic way so he wants a girlfriend he wants to lose it and he found a nice girl so let's help him that's nice good you got a nice girl good he moves he needs to know how to do it wait so she's okay with this already hold let me just explain his girlfriend all right no double news here Joe yeah no D thank you all right here we go hi there I'm a 29 male for several reasons I haven't lost my virginity yet it's weighed on me more and more over the years but ever since I found a very nice girl 26 female it
0:51 seems to tr who seems to truly like me I've been slowly relaxing and letting go mentally oh nice anyway she's had at least one partner before who dumper I haven't told her directly that I'm a virgin but I've let her know that I'm very unexperienced in the Romantic front smooth and I've reinforced that idea a few times very smooth so between that and my way of kissing and behaving physically she probably knows or suspects it so we have a date tomorrow I have a feeling it will be the night let's go I've practiced several times how to put on a condom I practiced several times with a flesh light I've watched a couple videos of wow I watched a couple videos he's going to be prepared of regular people making out regular people parenthesis I've watched porn of course but I never thought it's actually useful or actually engaging
1:42 with a romantic partner parenthesis and close today I'd like to ask you people do you have any tips or and advices for this man who is late to the party thanks a lot in advance I have a question for you guys he sounds like a nice guy I want to read all the ████ that people told him do you do you think he should tell her that he's a virgin yes no I think so absolutely not why not because that sucks why it's a lot of pressure I don't I don't think he's if she's down to ████ she's down to ████ you don't have to ████ tell I think you should tell her after you have to show her the warning label but I think it'll it'll be too much for her to think about why why put the standards up here why give that information if it's not even asked it's almost as weird as telling someone how many partners you've had before you had said you're not they've already crossed that line yeah they already have it's almost like talking somebody in state of California you have AIDS before you have sex with them okay why would you do that you don't have to do it legally you're dead dude I don't think he asked you I think
2:33 it's like cooler he asked you I think it'd be funny if he did really funny is what if what if like I'm sure I'm sure he's going to be prepared but what if he like didn't tell her and then he was embarrassingly bad you know what I mean well guys that have that are not virgins are embarrassing she's not going to see you again anyway if you're that bad either way he just makes it about her focuses on her I mean it's hard to go wrong if your intentions there W I feel like you should have say it you ever that's what I think I think at what point though at what point he should have said it already he should have been said it I'm actually a virgin and say it like that I don't know maybe I think like I get laid so like again back to like young your mindset I think um the idea of like having sex with a girl and then afterward she's like by the way I
3:24 was a virgin that's like a little bit more like oh uh you know has that happened to you did you have sex with a girl that was a virgin I'm just saying hypothetically what if what if he did this way what if he throws her over doggy style grabs her hair ponytail pulls that back sticks it in hard I'm a virgin ████ that's what are you going to do about it that's also cool what are you going to do about it should be past tense if you already stuck it in by the way we want to thank our our sponsor for these chairs it's the hammer the great chairs if you want these chairs the hammer dude let us know this they're unbelievable
4:15 unbelievable I'm in one of those clown duk tankes and someone just the ball D don't lean back on it the chair still the wheel still a little bit loose be careful brother be careful be careful holy ████ dude I'm a virgin ████ Mo okay you okay yeah holy ████ I need time my legs down or something I'm going to miss that gag when all the chairs are fixed man that s███'s so funny dude dude am I next I think I'm now we know which chair to fix next people going be like staged stag chair just like the Trump assassination help it helped Bart it helped Jac hey throw your fist up throw your fist up keep fighting we need the click oh my god dude that's so funny us to be the ████ uh clip
5:06 art or whatever you call it thumnail man wait so did all of you guys lose your virginity to a virgin I didn't I I did she might have been lying I did but dude you can't ████ do that ████ put that pressure on people what what pressure no you're the Virgin yeah yeah I think it unfairly makes them have to consider it and who the ████ I mean when you're 29 huh there probably more pressure and it's the but when your kidss you're just ████ like making out and and one thing leads to another no one goes wait I'm a virgin bro you know you know what you know what it really is this is kind of I don't think we're thinking of this when you tell a girl you're a virgin most guys are afraid it's going to make them look bad but some girls would take that to make it look like they look bad because they're not oh like the girls feel guilt like the girl feels like a ████ some of them could take it that way that like
5:56 yeah honestly or the girl could be like sorry that I'm not you know like plus why blow up your own spot and tell them like you're lower status or whatever just don't do that ████ they already like you they like you well no I'm say that's true yeah the confidence you why lower it down potentially I don't think the way that guys want a version is the same for women like I've never heard a women go oh man I want my first to be a ████ virgin I never heard that ████ like they don't fetishize virginity in the same way like they don't go oh that ████ never heard that dude was a ████ virgin dude to them after yeah after a girl ████ is like 100 dudes in they're not like I hope the next one's a virgin but dudes that are 100 girls in will still want a virgin that's true yeah 100% guys we be like dude you're a weirdo
6:46 all like you're weird then don't be coming out the gates and being like yo I'm a virgin but if she when they're like getting warming into it if she happens to be like is this your first time don't lie no he I like that he's saying that hasn't lied that he's like she knows if it comes up yeah if it comes up that she knows without explicitly it's like hey have you ever Jam fingers up your ████ in the shower to clean your butthole it's like I'm not going to answer that question you know I mean who even ask that in the middle of making out who goes wait have you ever had ████ before exactly exactly never there might be like nervousness may she might run into nervousness you know me well how did all of your guys' uh person that you lost it to how did they know that you were I told them right before we were about to do it I'm a virgin oh
7:38 that's good for real no we we had a conversation about it like you I feel like mine was like the very traditional High School way same you know in high school it's like like favorite movie favorite color are you a virgin and it's like within the first one or two dates it's brought yeah it's like like so how many so how many did you have what's your what's your body count they're like I'm a virgin no way me too yeah like within the first two dates you figure that ████ out I guarantee you the girl that I lost it to was was not a virgin but she said she was why would you say that cuz she was like 34 right I don't know what did it say on the receipt but what makes you say you don't think because I think I probably said oh the girl that I lose it to I want her to be a virgin you ever heard a chick say I'm
8:28 a butt virgin I've never I've actually never heard I actually did she said SC you as you to me but to my budy my p████'s been taken but you could take my booty yeah yeah yeah she was like cuz she's she's a hardcore Christian the last and she made a mistake during while she was drunk and then she's like well I'm a butt virgin that was like her what she had left the the last what I have left out of everything else the best I could do is my butt the LA the last and only time I've been asked if I was a virgin was from a hooker what you say why did she why did she suspect that you were virgin why would she ask about that because I was like make it comfortable I was like I was shy bro ████ shy she might ask if he's like shy I was shy and then she sensed it she go no no she's like she's like she's like she's like oh
9:20 we're making out a lot are you I was like are you're eating me out a lot I came three times um she says she says I like oh like oh uh like are you are you you don't want to you don't want to do something or whatever like why are you nervous or something and I said she sounds nervous and I was like no she said are you a virgin and I said no she goes then why you shy and I was like you know what good point you're right why am I she sister and then [Laughter] CH look at me while you come so oh so she actually said the word virgin well she say is are you a virgin and I was like no then she goes then why you shy sh she was like you never seen a woman before I have another piece of advice here we go honest honest piece of
10:11 advice red light after they successfully have sex after he busts a nut don't drop the El bomb on her don't tell your L do it before do it before yeah yeah yeah do it 10 days before advice it's good advice yeah I know this is our second date but I think I'm in love with you do it I've never had this much of a connection with somebody at a at a Long John Silver what should he say what's you should ████ light a cigarette just ████ sit there and be like let me get you a warm towel oh warm towel not bad or you go this is way better than Fleshlight that's a good with a condom on oh my God oh ████ and then you have like a
11:02 self-discovery like it's warmer oh my so that's what I'm missing he goes That's what I'm missing warm water he goes soak it in warm water first science can solve [Laughter] this the condom with here's another piece of advice that is stuff though in closing in closing when you feel like you're about to bust and you can fight it off change positions um say don't move don't move don't move don't move ████ ████ would they do that thank you thank you for that thank you with a condom he'll probably last forever if you come fast it makes her feel great oh
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