0:00 Okay, this one is probably going to make you pretty mad. There's a food court in Singapore and there's an old guy who owns one of the noodle stalls in the food court. And all he's doing is walking by this family and he pats the young kid like on the head. Keeps walking. The dad flips out over it. I guess cuz he touched his son. And then attacks the old guy. >> What? >> But the old guy tried to explain >> Is that what happened? >> The old guy tried to explain that like no, that's just what you do with kids out here. It's not like a bad thing. >> Oh, the dad's like a foreigner or something? >> from He's Asian guy from Australia. >> Cuz I'm like that's kind of part of the culture. Everyone's just >> I saw this. I didn't know that that was the full story. >> So here's here's how So he So he like tried to explain that he was just patting his head. But here's how it happened. So the dad gets up and moves. That's the old guy. He has He's explaining too that he has
0:52 to like hold the tables for stability. >> Yeah. >> And I guess there's like a kid pats the That's it. Just that little touch. The mom's like, "What are you doing?" >> He's like, "Oh, so cute." Oh, it's because your daughter's cute. >> I don't blame her. >> And he's flipping out. >> This is in Singapore. >> That's crazy. Whoa. HE'S GETTING HIS WHOA. DUDE, I DON'T know about that. That's kind of elder abuse, dude. >> Whoa. >> Dude, that fool can't even walk. >> Yeah, that's super extreme. >> 300 kicking a toddler. That's ████ up. >> Dude, that's crazy. >> But this guy doesn't know this guy can't walk. He doesn't know the whole thing. >> How's he going to know that? >> Well, even then it's like it's just a symbol like the way they do out there when they see kids. You just pat them on the head. >> Oh, really? That's a thing? >> It's not that big of a deal out there. >> kids out there? >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah, it's like a very uh
1:42 >> I think if they're Asian kids >> of Asian countries, they're very like familial. So you'll like they'll pick your baby up. >> They'll go up They'll go up and go, "Oh, look at this cute baby." And >> Yeah, I think I wouldn't ████ with that. >> Oh. >> I mean, if you grew up around it though. >> No, for sure. But But he obviously didn't. >> And then over there, I think the part that's crazy is like I'm assuming I'm assuming dialogue. It could be completely different. I'm assuming the dad's like, "Yo, what the f███?" >> Yeah. >> And then if the old man was like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I was just petting whatever." And then if he threw him, that's ████ up. >> That's what it looked like. >> Yeah, but if the old man was like, "Ah, ████ you. I'll do whatever the ████ I want." Then I think he deserves it. >> Here's his explanation. This wasn't out for like immediately after, so a lot of people never saw this. >> I didn't see it.
2:41 >> He just used the table like a cane. Said the little girl is very cute. The pat on her head. I just like to touch little kids' heads. Like, "Why? Why'd you do that?" Cuz your daughter's cute. And they were not happy. Pulled me to the ground. >> So, you got ████ up by a Vietnamese guy? >> Oh, yeah. Son-in-law came and helped me out. Helped me >> Damn. >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, he drove everybody. He can't walk. >> Damn.
3:37 >> So, it seemed like that guy apologized. >> He said he from Australia. Because >> You can speak English? WHAT THE ████ BRO? >> YEAH, WHAT A CANDY ASS. >> From Australia, so >> Is he Asian? Oh, so that So that he had to eat after he sat down and actually like had a conversation with them after. >> He apologized, yeah. >> I don't know about putting hands on an old person like that. >> It's crazy to me. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah, I agree. >> Like what are you even accomplishing by doing that? That's kind of like a weak man move. >> It is, yeah. Cuz he even told him like, "Oh, it's nothing. That's just we pat kids." >> He's doing it. >> After that is wild. >> Yeah, afterwards. Like he's not a threat. >> I do think the first thing he said he touched his daughter's head and then he's like, "Oh, sorry. Your daughter's
4:27 pretty cute." >> YEAH, THAT OH, THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE. >> OKAY, BROTHER. That's a little tough. >> That's if you sexualize the dialogue though. >> But I just gave it a little juice cuz of that, but you know what I'm saying. >> You know who I blame? I blame the ████ ████ Cuz probably right before the old man he goes, "You know what? You don't ████ stand up for ████ ████ all the ████ time. You're a ████ little ass ████ ass ████ ████ all of Australia walks all over you." And then it's like this and he's like "What did you say about me?" And he's like >> So he had a Will Smith moment, huh? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I got to protect my Jada. >> That was a Will Smith moment. >> Keep your wife's name out your mouth. >> Was that an Aikido move? >> It might have been. >> Did it look kind of Aikido? >> a little kind of Steven Seagal. >> Well, this guy didn't have any force for
5:18 him to Aikido into a different thing. He just pulled him. >> Yeah, he said I have to use tables like they're my cane. >> Dude, that's sad. >> He said, "I've been cooking noodles here for 40 years." >> 40 years. He said everybody knows him there. >> Not some cat from Australia. That's all I'm saying. Australians are a lot different, too. Especially they're like they got big spiders as big as your ████ head. They can't ████ around too much or they could die. >> I'm sure like an American family might react the same. >> I think so. I think so. Cuz like if you're not from the culture >> Just don't touch other people's kids. >> Touch other people's So, I get it. I get it. >> But then like But then I've seen it happen at least like, you know, even out here when there's a place where everyone's Filipino. They're They're like touching other people's kids, you know, like not in a weird way >> a understanding. >> And yeah, they're like hugging them or holding them or like or even like disciplining them sometimes if they're
6:09 like making noise or running around. >> Yeah. >> It's that community feel. He probably just >> Well, the guy was Asian, right? So, he probably didn't know. Like he could have thought that he's just Singaporean, too. Cuz we all look the same. >> That's true. He could have thought that, yeah. >> Thank you. >> Maybe that's what he does all the time with everybody. >> Like throwing someone after they said her daughter's cute? That is wild. >> Well, it depends. Was the dialogue sexualized? That's true. >> Like, she's a cute. >> Hey, your daughter's pretty cute. >> If it was Taika and you're there and that guy like patted Taika's head? >> No, cuz when we're in Korea >> He squeezes cheeks like this. >> No, in Korea it actually happens. Like grandpas and grandmas, they'll go like this and they'll like just like rub rub the cheek. You know, and I and I understand the culture. So, I'm like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, it's cool." I don't ████ body slam them. >> Do you understand the culture because you're trying to run for mayor over there? >> No.
6:59 >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Just asking. Run for dictator. Maybe it's different if you have a daughter, huh? >> Could be. I could see that. >> Like if it's a girl that's being touched by old man. >> I mean, if before you hear his whole story, he does look LIKE A PEDO. COULD YOU LOOK Could you look at his eyes? >> Yeah, it's a tough one. It's a tough one. I can say cuz I look like a pedo. >> Old man Well, that's crazy. Old man in America is different than old man in Asia. >> Uh yeah. For some reason, it feels like all the pedos are over here and they're just out and about. >> What if it's old man in Japan? >> Both. >> Could be a cannibal. You know what I mean? >> Woah. >> Pervert since young. But even then, that non-confrontational version of Asian within you is kind of like
7:50 you're uncomfortable. I wish he didn't pat your my kid's head, but I'll let it slide. You know what I mean? You're like, "Okay." >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I hope he does I hope I hope nobody does that again. That's weird, but it's over, hopefully. >> Yeah. >> That's why I blame the ████ because most Asians have that, right? Like, let's keep the harmony. >> Asians just take it, is what you're saying. >> Maybe it's just Yeah, yeah. Maybe Maybe it's just the moment. Let's let the moment pass. Most Asians are like that, right? Yeah. Cuz we're more about harmony. And we'll just We like to take it. But if the ████ ████ unleashes the beast within you, it's kind of the b████'s fault. >> Oh, yeah. >> Why you never protect us? Like, we're in Australia and ████ everyone is bullying us. Now we're in Singapore, you better stand up. >> Do you think all Asian old men have equal creepiness or non-creepiness? >> No, I think most of them are pretty friendly and jolly. >> Okay, but is there like an hierarchy?
8:41 >> Like this guy? Is there a hierarchy in terms of like what the race is? >> Yeah. Like, do you think Do you think it's equally harmless old man in China, old man in Japan, old man in Philippines, old man in >> Old man in Japan is like Master Roshi. He's horny. But there's this like weird thing that doesn't really translate to the US, but they um they are allowed to express cute like liking cuteness. So, like for example, you know how a girl squirm when there's cute things? Sure, yeah. That's not a masculine-feminine thing in Japan. You can genuinely be like, "God damn, that puppy's ████ so cute. It's making me go crazy." >> But you can do the same like thingy as a guy? >> Yeah, how's it expressed? >> Well, if you're masculine, you don't
9:31 express it like that, but you go all my Like you you do express it, but you do go kind of like crazy for it. And then you can be really into cute ████ Like you'll you'll see super masculine dudes that like just have some gay ass cute ████ cuz they think it's cute. Like they might have a little cute collection of whatever. >> Like a keychain, like a little backpack doll. >> Grandpas would just like be into cute stuff sometimes. Cuz also their T drops like a ████ right? >> Their what? >> T is their testosterone. >> Oh, thank you. >> So then they're like because their testosterone drops, like they become more like aunties in a way. So it's all >> Grandpas turn into aunties. >> Yeah, so it's kind of like this weird It doesn't really like work cuz I think a lot of Asian culture in the Western lands just looks gay.
10:21 So like, you know what I mean? Like it just looks like that guy's being gay, but but it's not really a feminine thing. >> So is that image, you know that Japanese anime image of the old Japanese guy that's lecherous and horny? That's a thing, too. Is that funny because it's so opposite of how old guys usually are in Japan? >> It's like Herbert from Family Guy. Like it's like you're a harmless pedal, but you're so horny. >> So it's a true stereotype. >> There is There is a stereotype of it. Yeah, yeah. >> You're saying it's it's not a real stereotype. >> Yeah, what I was asking is is that funny as a stereotype? >> It's funny because it's so outlandish. >> Yeah, exactly. Or is it >> No, it's funny cuz it exists. >> Yeah, I I think that's what makes it comical. Like that does exist, right? >> Did you really not think that though about Japan? >> No, because he just said that he just said that he's generally saying that most old guys T drops and they become aunties. So I'm like, oh, how if that's
11:11 true, then why is it so wide like, oh, the old >> I mean, it's a spectrum. >> Say less, mayor. Say less, Mr. Mayor. >> What the heck? That's not That's not correct usage of that. >> Yes, it is. >> How the heck? >> You did good. >> Dave, Dave, Dave, don't kill the term. We have a good thing going. >> You're good. >> You're shooting too much.
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