0:00 no you can look it up you can look it up where where do they get the bacteria culture for yako I think it's actually from human poop no they ferment milk yeah it's our base okay look it up where does where does Yakov bacteria come from [Music] all right um I don't know if we should be alarmed by this I think um I'm not alarmed at all okay dude we can't keep eating my cookies bro sorry sorry guys so it um it has now been found that STDs are an all-time high oh shoot specifically syphilis is spreading at a rate and having more cases wow the it's
0:50 never been this High since 1950 so we're in a ████ full Bull Run you don't really hear about syphilis that much do you hear the popular ones you hear chlamydia you hear gonorrhea but you forget you forget about syphilis I think it's because it's easier to tell somebody like if it's chlamydia that's just more regular so people are just not saying because you know syphilis is like the Beethoven STD that's just old school didn't Al Capone have syphilis I don't know but you know you get uh you get insane off of that's what they said about Al Capone yeah but if you become a musical genius too in a in a big time criminal like well the the tough part is they're saying that most of the cases that get found out are found out coincidentally when you're in there for something else really so it's not that more people are getting tested and they're going like hey I got symptoms so check me out it's more like they're going in for routine um checkups and
1:41 they're finding syphilis or even worse like a lot of these cases are being passed down to babies that are born oh ████ ████ so syphilis when you get syphilis what are the symptoms that come about when you get syphilis is this considered a pandemic I don't think it's considered a pandemic it's just a really high rate oh my God that's a lot of people have a lot of sex and that one's not curable right it's not it's it's curable yeah it's just it's undetectable it's just dangerous let's go get tested yeah uh it's it's a lot dude it's like 100 was it the last year was 176 713. holy moly dude ████ so there's more out there there's more out there than that because
2:31 not everyone's getting tested so people don't really know there's five in 2021 there was 220 uh babies that died at Birth because because of syphilis yeah does that make your pee burn is that that one no it's not on that's chlamydia why are you trying to act all no I swear to God unfamiliar I have syphilis you guys hey you're really going for the Oscar bro no I'm really curious he's asking for a friend I'm really curious yeah so it's like oh so it's transmitted by sex what is it really what's sex honestly let me look it up because even I don't know because it is kind of a sleeper even I don't believe it or not aren't the top ones like gonorrhea chlamydia syphilis I don't know what
3:22 they all are though really HPV the the big three gonorrhea syphilis and uh chlamydia chlamydia yeah so here's the um the uh symptoms fever swollen lymph nodes sore throat patchy hair loss headaches weight loss muscle aches fatigue and what is that sounds like food like symptoms syphilis okay yeah dude that sounds like a million things that WebMD has said I have but all like a lack of sleep but also you go cuckoo too right yeah yeah because it says the final stage can result in damage to the brain nerves eyes and heart oh my God I need all of those a little penicillin that's it just antibiot bacterials come on come on that's all you need come on yeah hey I'm telling people man y'all need to eat you need to drink yakult you just got to take the right antibiotics that's it you see you say antibiotics I
4:13 say probiotics hey you know I I was looking up this like this uh video this is totally separate from syphilis but this is more about yakult and I was looking it up because growing up I would be like yeah cult this is like a sugary drink but there really is really good probiotics yes there is lactobacilliasis I'm telling you dude it's the best ████ in the world I'm gonna derives from Human ████ okay man that bacteria that's E coli man no no it's derived they take it from a bacteria strain that's in your poop E coli and probiotics you can look it up you can look it up where where do they get the bacteria culture for yako I think it's actually from human poop no they ferment milk yeah I think it's got to be milk because it's lactose the name is lactose that's a sugar base okay look it up where does where does yacobacteria come from if you're wrong can you have to eat hot
5:03 sauce yeah and this won't help our sponsorship with yakult instantly backtracking yeah check it out watch you can't make claims like that strain of bacteria called lactobacillus ramnosis see that's the lactose the bad fatty acid okay okay you're half right it was discovered in 83 when it was isolated from the feces of a healthy American see no it doesn't come from there it exists in our gut and then they identified it in the poop doesn't mean that they extract it from the poop and put it into them what they did they said they they reproduced that same bacteria from the original sample so it's from some other guy's ████ ew we're just drinking ████ bro but at least she's an
5:53 American hell yeah brother a healthy one the one spot from ████ yeah that's from chocolate it's the right color hold on no I'm saying all I'm saying is it was discovered from Human ████ okay okay well I thought you said someone's ████ into my yakult how would we not take offense to that can you know I thought there was a Japanese man in the assembly line going yeah but then it did not taste good like they're just cloning that same bacteria and that came from the ████ oh geez can stop cursing I I see the positive effects of ████ probiotics right like there's this guy that does microscope videos on YouTube it's so sick like it's just she's like this is
6:44 what it looks like when you get ████ bacteria right he showed uh yakult and he's like there's so much probiotics in there I was like I think I watched the same guy I was like how much is really in this bottle yeah because it looks like a nothing looks like sugary drink and he goes I had to zoom in more than I usually do because there was so much that's the video I saw is it more in there check oh Greek yogurt is really good for you though yeah they got tons of people and they got protein it says it's made from uh some Greek guys come oh I believe that Greek yogurt I'm gonna give you a little bit of info that's gonna sell and support what you said earlier so it says a probiotic may act indirectly through treating and preventing bacterial vaginosis which means I ain't
7:36 got no vaginosis that's not me but ████ with the yako it could it could secrete endogenous and exogenous substances that block HIV and STI transmission wow so it actually strengthens drugs okay so there's this new study where probiotics there's they're linking how eczema could be caused by like dysfungus and all this stuff but it's also because we use all these like chemicals in our shampoos that actually wipe out all the bacteria yeah and then and then and then like because of that it the fungus grows without anything combating it so now there's like probiotic soaps and shampoos that you could put in your hair
8:26 and your body and your skin and it makes your skin live and healthy again no I heard your teeth also has good bacteria too so you're not you're not supposed to get rid of it no certain toothpaste certain toothpaste mouthwash it kills the good bacteria too and what I just learned is you're actually not supposed to brush your teeth for two minutes it's only supposed to be for like as long as like a happy birthday song my friend says because he's which kind though at a black party yeah no it's but it's not supposed to be as long as we think I'll break it down because that's the best kind of happy birthday but once I started doing that I I was like you know what they're probably right so I don't brush my teeth as long as I used to because I feel like the more you do that it breaks your enamel down bro I brush my teeth for like three four minutes dog you've probably got nice teeth let me see no dude I'm self-conscious now
9:16 please don't look do you drink coffee not anymore I drink energy drinks brother oh good zoom in on his teeth when he said that we got a good shot of it have you guys used those pills those plaque pills that you chew and it stains all the area that you do have plaque and then where do you get that at get on Amazon yeah that's it and then um get the tools the the carving tools and just chisel away at those ████ that's what they get kids that way they can tell they're going to brush their teeth yeah where to brush their teeth yeah I'll go first no yeah I'm just kidding
10:08 the amount of unprotected sex I've had though I'm so surprised I got lucky because like there's so many diseases out there and I'm just like hey you know why you didn't get it because yakult yeah the the power of yaakov's strong dude I pour that ████ all over my body I have a yakult bath and your partners don't get at least four thousand bottles it's expensive is it true that if you shower before before and after sex you reduce your chance of like Contracting an STD if you shower before and after right now like this rinse and then you do it and then you rinse again to make sure there's nothing I would assume so maybe I wouldn't know would you sh do you shower before and after you have sex I always do it after is that insulting for the lady no they they like clean men after after
10:58 hey man you're just like oh that was so disgusting you wouldn't be insulted of a dude just like be lined into the shower right after it was just like scrubbing furiously while staring at you I mean in that tone Maybe it's kind of strange though because I feel like I've honestly never I've heard guys say they had chlamydia yeah cool guys and uh and a couple other things but I've never heard one person be like oh yeah syphilis yeah I'm never a dad but now we have a syphilis outbreak yeah and that's supposed to be the highest thing out of everything right and when I think of syphilis I think like old like Medieval Europe or like something old you know like I don't think of modern I
11:50 think my boys just got to get their numbers up as it's going on I'm not seeing results yeah you guys aren't getting enough syphilis man What's a Brother Gotta Do to get some syphilis around here can I get some symbolism yeah what's up baby [Music]
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