0:00 thank you [Music] so it's official uh we've talked about it before but now motions are being moved Congress introduces a bill to ban Tick Tock over spying fear do you think so that's gonna really happening we never know if it's actually tick tock's done I don't know they're gonna put like I mean our phone's already spying on us so like what are they worried about yeah but it's okay if they spy on us yeah they want China to spawn yeah they want International come on ████ I was looking down with the little camera was like I think someone's watching it it's like I even said I was like I think someone's watching me like I had the camera because I know you're good you're good you're good where's his eyes
0:50 he tries to go back to being an ad want to play a game granny's in your area guaranteed you won't last 30 seconds oh dude it does pretty well that's they almost got me once I'm like ████ I can't sounds like a challenge yeah I know I was like ████ the big booty ████ I was gonna watch definitely trying this 27 seconds later ████ a loss yeah close all right sorry so uh Trump try to ban Tick Tock yeah he did right that was one of the things because China but it didn't work it didn't go through or I think it was but then the first time around it was for a different reason I think now they have hard evidence that there's like actual spying and data collection so now they're trying to hit harder members of the House and Senate have introduced matching bills that would
1:40 block transactions from any social media company in or influenced by China Russia Cuba Iran North Korea or Venezuela app called Dick doc dick talk what's that like a penis doctor it's just no yeah yeah it's Tick Tock but American I mean let me see how you're doing over there Sunday yeah that's a normal pimple yeah it's not herpes let me see that bad boy Jesus Christ smallest thing I've ever seen thank you dick doc thank you the anti-social CCP act averting the national threat of Internet surveillance oppressive censorship and influence and algorithmic learning by the Chinese Communist party yeah well you know but they try to they try to ████ make the those acronyms work like so anti-social like averting the
2:31 national threat of Internet surveillance oppressive censorship and influence like they're they're really trying to fit what does that that make anti-social whose job was that they can trick they're probably like killed it they need acronyms like that we don't right I think antisocial we get it it's how nerds talk well they don't they want codes and ████ but it's easy accepting the turtle I'm like what the ████ they're LARPing bro yeah it's it's meant to shut down access to tick tock and other apps that could theoretically funnel American user data to oppressive governments censor news or otherwise manipulate the public I wonder what China's uh pocket move is because I feel like they saw this coming miles away yeah so I feel like they have
3:21 a thing where they're like it's a contingency okay now they're America's gonna do this now all right we already got Plan B I feel like something worse is coming yeah speculate what would you say they're like Americans cannot resist the twerking on a tick tock Oh They'll fight for it that's what they said yeah that's what they talk it's like there's no way they're gonna let us cancel because I feel like The Leverage Works in an interesting Direction Where so much of a seemingly American ████ is also Chinese owned yeah but then it's not publicly known that way so it's kind of a thing where they have controlling interest in certain things that if they so wish to tighten the fist on it they could do it in an instant they just don't because of relations do you think Americans will give major pushback if Tick Tock gets banned Americans I think like no Young Americans yeah that's what I mean I think they'll create something else let's go to the next thing like you know I'll tell you what dude I wasted a lot I wasted China's time with my ████
4:12 the algorithm you wasted their server space video they didn't get nothing from me this guy likes big booties that's all we got this guy like watching cooking videos and big booty shaking that's it I'm thinking it's a political for me and ████ I just skip to that ████ let's get to the ass well that's that's one of the theories right they're trying to uh distract us as well right the algorithm is so good being distracted though dude before China came into the picture you know what I'm saying like television distracted me well yeah the theory is that it gives it gives younger Generations like s███████ aspirations of what to become right that's been America though yeah welcome dude but Tick Tock is another level of like how people are hooked on it like even it is pretty yeah like I see like I
5:03 try to stay away from it because I know if I get hooked on it I'm not gonna do a ████ damn I never got hooked on it dude I'm really I'm ████ I'm ████ every day I gotta look at her every five minutes sometimes I I look up and I'm like I wasted a whole day you know what's crazy it went on apps like this there's the moon again I'm literally I'm doing this I'm this guy here oh wow it's crazy it's also that remember that tricky thing I was telling you about how like staring at me if I don't if I don't use the tick tock it doesn't get as many vehicles in views on the content you're uploading wow people have said that for a long time I don't know if it's true for everybody but I have checked it on hours and it is true for that like sometimes if I'm not if I don't use it actually as a consumer yeah then the numbers are lower on the views coming to to the interest so I just leave it on lives and I just put my phone inside do some other ████ and then
5:54 the numbers are always a little bit better wow wait wait wait wait what yeah because apparently I don't know if it might just be a ████ uh yeah it might be Placebo thing but they say like if you if you're using it a lot as a user then you get rewarded as people watch your ████ too so if you're not getting hits you might not be using the app enough that kind of makes sense they want you to be in the community yeah because it it shows you're active in it it's like oh this guy uses it I watch it but I never put ████ on it that's my ████ problem I'm gonna post it I'm like nah flash for ████ weirdos dude and you're just consuming s████████ of it I'll try like flipping the other side I should try and see what China's up to you know I think I want to think you're trying to
6:44 fool them this Jesus guy no I'm looking at this you know haha you got me ████ how would you like to come to Shanghai your mind is very interesting the thing about Tick Tock is I never like want to go on Tick Tock you just like you know button press through your different apps you just end up there and the next thing you know you're scoring and then next thing you know you're scoring and the next thing you know it's a drug yeah right like it's too good bro that's what it comes down to and it's like a bunch of like like 89 ████ 90 useless ████ but it's fun there's some ████ that you're like how the ████ do they think of oh speaking of Texas so funny so some of them are just like dude they're so creative hey have you heard about this gun have you heard about this guy on Tick Tock that's been going crazy his name is Rudy Valencia Rudy Valencia so there's just this random guy that
7:35 like my sister-in-law showed me and he got caught cheating yeah with some like his I think he's like housekeeper or like his like babysitter yeah in the back seat of his car and the gr his baby mama filmed him yeah and they were like this girl it's his girlfriend she was just like Valencia I can't believe you're like you know and she opens the door and catches the girl but the ████ ain't a prize you know what I mean that ████ has a gut on her ████ kangaroo pouch no ████ baby she's just ████ it's a Taco Bell burrito baby you know what I mean dude this video got 16 million views is it so funny because it's funny because her ████ out right sponsors out and everybody's like what the ████ is everywhere it's dude it's hilarious and
8:26 I heard about it I was like I kept asking like who and she'll be watching tick tocks and they'll say Rudy Valencia and I'll be like who the ████ is Rudy Valencia he but the thing is that he gets ████ called out and then she ████ slaps but he does the typical like you know when your little kitty get hit when you know you did something wrong but you try to make that hit feel like it was worse than what it really was because he barely nipped him and he's just like he like like he shut down he's selling it bro he shut down he's gonna get a red car right now yeah is that camera like now he can't even think he's like he's playing up the foul let's see if I can pull up like that was like I was like really bro that was like a baby little ████ slap but he made it tick tock and his dude is going viral like he has a following now everyone's ████ with this dude one from it he's gonna be like the Ocean
9:18 Spray dude keeps like ████ like he has a history of like cheating all the time so it's like this wild Saga that everyone keeps coming out bro the lady they got caught in the back seat she got her own Tick Tock she has a phone like it's crazy bro yeah pull it up and that's why I was curious I was telling Novella ████ bro um I gotta flip it around yeah I'm trying to pull this back shorts doesn't let you do that once you like start it a little bit you can't ████ go back on anyways wow look at that ████ what I can't see maze man look he's hiding from the thing yeah oh wow yeah they look like they're at the ████ park down the street yeah
10:08 dude look look look dude I have to go to work yeah baby oh I've been there Rudy Valencia oh damn how are they doing it like that she's in the back seat and he's in the front well I guess like he saw her come up and he just ████ jumped out and then she was just like putting her pants back on and if you open the door she cut her with the gut out and like she tucked then that lady was just ████ did that penguin Walker so now this foil is getting more famous and apparently the girlfriend that filmed he cheated on he he was with some other chick and it hooked up with the girlfriend yeah she was like uh so he's been hopping all around so he's been he's been out here he's been a cheater Rudy Valencia is a little ████ yeah Rudy Valencia is a
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