0:00 Dude, there was a video where like there was a little person KKK thing and they were calling big people biggers. Biggers. Wow, Ken. Not bad. That's crazy. Hard R. Jesus. Cuz they were like uh racist against taller pe or regular people or taller people. They would call them biggers. I would say big. I wouldn't say you're doing your own editing on that one. What? Yeah. You got to edit that, bro. You got that one out. I'm going to look for that clip and crack that one. Oh, wow. You can do you can do extra reference work just when you're talking. Okay. Welcome back to a murderous episode of Murderous. Damn, dude. Boys, murder mystery. That's a little scary. All right. Did you guys watch Dexter?
0:50 Because it's coming back. I did watch Dexter. They did like two reboots, didn't they? They did. They did a reboot. Did you see the reboot? Did you watch a little bit of it? I didn't. I didn't. You guys finished it and I didn't really get through it. I didn't get through it. Oh yeah. I heard I heard that they did that reboot because everybody's so pissed off at how Dexter season 8 end that is accurate. That is exactly you know. I don't think I made it to Dexter season 8. I watched every molecule of that show. I really like the first five seasons. Like literally all the way through season 8 and the reboot. I didn't watch the full reboot cuz I I didn't get into it but I I'm huge Dexter fan of the OG series. Yeah. But I hated the the ending. I thought it was absolutely dog. What was the ending if you It was It was Okay, little spoiler alert, right? So So um yeah, so he he basically abandons his son and like flees to the Appalachian Mountains or whatever, becomes like a truck driver,
1:40 lumberjack. Oh, Dexter gets abandoned working. No, that's abandons his son. His son after like all that he went through to like try to, you know, get his family life going and all that stuff and try to be normal or whatever to abandon his family because he's like I'm a curse to my family or whatever. I just thought it was so lame. Got them all killed. It's like an El Camino ending. So lame, dude. Didn't And then didn't also like his sister or stepsister who's like in love with him, they die. Yeah. And that was the wackest story line of maybe of all time. She stepsister loved him. His sister. Yeah. stepsister, but like which is his real wife in real life too. Yeah, there were like Yeah. Right. No, but there she was like there's a whole way too long story line where she's like I'm in love with you and ████ and he's like what the my foster sister. Yeah. It was really honestly very weird
2:30 way to They should have ran away together in the the Appalachians. She died though. What they were doing I think was because those two got married in real life. What? Yeah. Him and his sister got married in real life. Gross. So I know his real sister, you know what I mean? But a lot of courage. Yeah. A lot of courage. Takes a lot of guts. No, but so like they those two actors got married, right? And then they got a divorce. Oh. And so I think they were just kind of addressing like maybe when Dexter and his sister were on screen together, people thought there was like, you know, chemistry. Yeah. And so they were trying to maybe address that, but they should have just left it alone. That's so gross. It was so whack. It just didn't sit. But maybe it's because stepsister started trending on Pornhub. really hard. They're just like, "This makes sense." It just didn't track with how the character of this sister had been the whole show. For her to just randomly fall in love with Dexter after
3:20 he's been her brother the whole time is just whack. Yeah. Cuz she was It was so brother sister. Yeah. The Exactly. The first couple seasons. Exactly. She's like, "What's up, big bro?" You're like, "All right, dude. No way she's going to fall over this." Right. She's hitting him on the arm and ████ like, "Hey, big bro. Shut up, Dexter." Yeah. It didn't work. And it was really ████ weird. And then and then um what I really wanted to happen, which didn't happen, was I wanted to see everyone at Miami Metro find out that Dexter was the Bay Harbor Butcher and all of them do something about it or try to catch him, but they didn't even do that. So, it's just really unsatisfying cuz they're just dangling that in front of you the whole time like, man, whoever this Babe Harbor Butcher guy is, he's crazy. And Dexter's in the background just like, you know what I And so the whole time they're kind of teasing that that all these characters that we love like like the the ████ Cuban guy and all all these characters
4:11 and the Asian dude. Oh no. Like when they find out what's that going to be like? Are they going to be like what? That's Dexter. Like it's it's literally watching How I Met Your Mother and then never finding out who the mother is. Like if no one ever knows Heisenberg is ████ Yeah. Because like imagine you knew this serial killer the whole time and now you have conflicting feelings. Didn't we have a guest in here one time who was telling us about how they knew like one of the craziest serial killers growing up? Yeah, it was Silent Mike. He knew the um the Golden Gate. And so when he found out about the Golden Gate thing, he has these conflicting emotions cuz he just knew him as a neighbor. And how interesting would it have been to see this on the show where they didn't pay that off? You would think every show will always show that. Yeah. That's like Hank. That's like Hank. That was why it was good. That's right. Exactly. They paid when he realized it and he saw the ████ Walter White ████ book taking a ████ See the confrontation, right?
5:02 Like that's what we were waiting for. Like they were two trains moving together the whole time and they kept on showing each train, each train, each train, each train and then they never collide. Well, that's also the hardest to write. Like it's hard to write out of that. Maybe they Was there a strike at the ending? You know, seasons to figure it out. I know. Exactly. I think they chickenened out. They killed his sister, right? Sad. Yeah, it was a bummer. And then they they killed the the cop lady who was after him. So I don't disagree with that, by the way, cuz they had the his sister kill her, but then they killed his sister. They just like back doorored out of the corner they wrote themselves into. Cuz they did that for a lot of seasons. Like he's about to get find found out and then he gets a psy, you know, like that was like a lot of the seasons, which is okay because it's also one of those things like if that's like the final thing that everybody's waiting for, but the season doesn't pay off. He's making money, it's like we can't get him caught yet. You got to get
5:52 another season and introduce some new characters. Yeah. What if it's like a why kind of scenario where they keep extending it and extending it? Which is fine if you can show me if you can sell me as to why he got out of it again. I'm on board, bro. Like like whenever Walter White got out of something and it was smart, I was like smart. But when they had him do this gay ass minigun thing at the end where he just like pops a minigun out of there and just hits the deck like the luckiest thing maybe ever. He got he got he got clipped though too. I mean, but you know you know what I mean? Like but it's not him. He's not He's calculated, methodical. He's not Rambo. He never was Rambo. It just didn't didn't fit for me. And I I would have liked it if if um yeah, the Dexter that we all know and saw who was struggling to maintain his humanity through his sister, through his family, right? He had his family taken from him, right? His wife got killed by the by
6:43 John Lithg or whatever, right? And then, you know, he got with what's her name who was like sick. The chick from um um 10 Things I Hate About You. Julie Julia Styles. Styles. Yeah, that was a good story line. I liked her and they just kept on punting all these characters like that. We started to like and just couldn't find out to go. Well, she just I don't think they even killed her off. They just had her like I don't know go to like Atlanta off screen death. Is this a spin-off or is it coming back with the same cast? It's called It's called Dexter Resurrection. From the trailer, all I got was that now he's in New York or he moves to New York, but it's him though, the same actor. So, at the end of the last one, they had the reboot. The reboot they had that and I didn't watch it, but I read about it cuz I just wanted to know what the ████ happened. Uh, and I was so bored. But, but um, the son apparently kills Dexter
7:33 basically cuz he Oh, in the the Appalachian shoots him with a hunting rifle or something like that. And the idea is like, okay, so Dexter got killed by his son who he abandoned or whatever. I don't even know what that's about. And and then um uh and that's not fair for me to say cuz I didn't watch it. I just read about it. So maybe it's maybe it is more interesting than I thought. But then the idea of resurrection is that he didn't die in the in the woods. Yeah. Like the opening in the in the trailer is like him like coming out of like a coma or some ████ like that and he's still alive and then he ends up moving to New York and that's where he continues his Yeah. See, that's his murder. And they cut. They cut to my boy, the Cuban guy who's coming back. Like I can't remember the name of the show, but but like um he's coming back. So that's good. I want to see that stuff. So some old character. I want the Asian dude to come back. The lab guy. Like I want all those perverted Japanese guy. Exactly. I want I want all those guys back. Like I want to pay off some
8:24 of this stuff. Yeah. So they could finally just Yeah, that would be way better. Yeah, I'm into that. Let's see. What if it had nothing to do with the writing but everything to do with the personal lives of the writers? Like how Game of Thrones was like, "I got another job. ████ this s███." Or like what if it was like some ████ where it's like the writers of Dexter were just something else was going on that that had nothing to do with the creativity of this. Kind of like how apparently when uh they were doing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, George Lucas was going through a divorce and so they just made that movie dark as hell. I think Spielberg was also going through some personal ████ So they made that movie so dark and crazy. Yeah. because they were both like personally like conflicted, but then audiences really were kind of like, "What the ████ is going on?" What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new
9:14 ideas and tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. link is in the description box below. Speaking of Game of Thrones, uh Peter Dinklage is going to be in Dexter Resurrection. What? Uma Thurman is too. What? Uma Thurman? That's cool. That guy now. Yeah, the little peoples ████ hate him. ████ hate him. Why? Why? Why? Cuz he's making all the money. Close the door behind him. I know. He did. He pulled up the ladder behind them. No, cuz you know how like uh No, he made a statement. He had this little ladder that he he had a little ladder that he used to get like he shut the doggy door behind him and then he pulled it up behind him. Yeah. And didn't let all the other little set the ladder on fire, dude. Dude, legit. He's the one who like started that that
10:04 sentiment of like, oh, we shouldn't be having like little people play these demeaning roles, but then he's the one who ████ school. He's the reason why Snow White had they they CG kids and ████ instead of dwarves. Oh. So now all the dwarves are like, "Bro, that's my job. Like I like being ████ You took seven gigs away, brother. It's so funny seeing real interviews of other dwarf actors and they're like, "F███ Peter Dingle." Like straight up they straight up verbatim. More hype pitched voice. But yeah. Yeah. ████ him. ████ him. I want to be a darf. Yeah, that's that's what I heard. There's that one where the guy's all, you piece of ████ ████ you, Peter Tiglish. Oh, the guy that's all tattooed up. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I would have wanted to play all those roles. And then and then that's the same dude who played a ████ elf. An elf. Yeah. Yeah. Oh ████ Yeah, he was elf. Yeah, he played
10:55 all the roles that he says other people shouldn't have. It's kind of dumb, dude. You know how you know how they talk. Stop. Like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Peter Dickles has such a deep voice. Yeah. Peter Dicklish has a He's acting though. That's acting. They have to morph it. He's been training. It's a It's a tot skill. There was a comment where on that same video of that guy, someone said said something. So, they were like being serious, but the comment said like like, "Oh, that's messed up that now only straight sized people can play these roles." And they were like me. Straight sized? What the ████ Straight sized as hell buddy. Crazy, dude. There was a video where like there was a little person KKK thing and they were calling big people biggers. Biggers. Wow. Ken, not bad.
11:48 Damn, that's crazy. Hard R. Jesus. Cuz they were like uh racist against taller pe or regular people or taller people. They would call them biggers. I would say bigger. I wouldn't say you're doing your own editing on that one. What? Yeah. You got to edit that, bro. You got that one out. I'm going to look for that clip and crack that one. Oh, wow. You going to do you can do extra reference work just when you're talking? Okay. Wow. All of a sudden not one happy Gilmore clip, but then you're going to fix this up. That's how it is, man. That was a real comment. I like that. I will say this though. I think Michael Seahol is so good at acting like like from the Dexter, especially when he's Dexter as that character. He's really good. He is just magnetic as as Dexter for sure. Has he done any other roles outside of Dexter? I'm not sure, but and I don't really even care. But I I love him as Dexter. Like I love the character. I
12:39 like how they made I hope he made a lot for that. What's that? I hope he made a like a good amount for that. He had to what? Showtime series for that long. You'll never have to work a day in your life again. Not if his first contract was for eight seasons. It's a great show. First contract, eight seasons, five $5,000 an episode. That's it. I would say the first season is my favorite. The first season is so good. Ice Truck Killer. It just had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. Wow. And then the fifth creepy fifth season with John Lithal was my second favorite. Yeah, that John Lith is also they're neck and neck. He's so good. I love John Lithco. He is so underrated as an actor and also as like a a serial killer type guy like the the darkness in his eyes and his face is like he was he was the trinity. What's up? Is this the reboot or cuz the new one Resurrection they're going to have Eric Stone Street from Modern
13:29 Family be like a serial killer. I saw him already in like a like a polo and I was like, he looks creepy. Wait, for real? He's going to be all fans. Ow. Oh, wow. He's really He's a really good actor, too. He's really funny. Yeah, I like that guy. They should have had Dexter be unlockable Mortal Kombat character. His fatality is like injecting you in the neck with a syringe. Dude, I just love that premise, though. It's such a like it just you could do it anywhere. You could literally do it any city, anytime, and it would be great. Dude, that that show like you'll just see a character like walking down an alley and all of a sudden Dexter shows up behind him. Boom. And then drags him behind nothing like like he's done it a million times. He's so good. He's so good. You think uh he's probably just going to have the same like profession again? What? Like a lumberjack or some ████ Cop or something in the last one? Oh yeah, blood spatter guy. Yeah, blood spatter guy. I don't know. I mean that's What is that? A blood what? Blood
14:20 spatter guy. That's what he did. Like I never knew that this was a thing until the show. So, I don't know anything about it except for through a show. Holistic thing. But no, like he looks at blood spatter on a wall and then he tells him what he thinks happened with the murder. Oh, forensic. Which was cool because it's like he's he's officially telling the police that, but then he also kind of knows that cuz he does it. Like he's hella good. He studies his own blood splatters. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was also his like thing, right? Didn't he like collect like the Yeah, collect the blood. Put the blood of the his victims on the slide. Yeah. Then it would have that trophies. That's tight. I feel like Dexter made serial killers like cool. Is that a bad thing or a good thing? We've all we've always been fascinated by serial killers. I think especially vigilante ones that are killing bad people. Like everyone people get wet off that idea. I think it just it's the primal justice thing. Like we all feel like, oh, that's right. He's a guy on the inside making things right. Like you love that storyline. Is he a
15:11 vigilante? Yeah. Oh, it's like when Jack Bower was punching the hell out of Arabs like in 2000s. Like we were all like, "Yeah, let's ████ go, brother. It was cathartic. He was punching out seiks. He's not even punching. Oh, man. Seeks. He's throwing seas off bridges and ████ Then we're like, "Hell yeah, pimp." Jack Bower was pimp. Jack, dude, 24 was he was so good until it got to the filler episodes and then you're like, "All right, dude." That was the first Edge of My Seed Show that I ever watched. 24 was that show. My My dad was watching that show. You understand this? Cool. I got Nikki I got Nikki's parents into that show big time, dude. I got them the whole box set for Christmas one year. Oh, next time I saw him, they're like Jack. They're like Jack ████ power, dog. You don't even say his real name. Jack ████ Bower, dog. All low key at a
16:03 function. Real quick, Jack Bower. Yeah, just his name. What's the actor's name? Keeper Southern. He's got you just get his his name autographed and ████ Probably love that. Fox calls him up like, "Hey, how'd you like to punch a bunch of A-SPs for about eight years?" And he's like, "Sign me up. Sign me up, bro. We're doing the Chinese next." Oh, dude. Yeah. Who do we have beef with right now? It's going to be China, right? Russia, I think, in in China. Ourselves. Okay. Yeah. Each other. It's internal now. It's internal. Yeah. It sucks. So, is it is it just let's beef some liberals. We just kill Americans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, we have beef with straight white men. Oh, okay. All right. I have beef with you, Steve. Yeah, I know. Cuz every era women. Yeah. Every era there's like a season like a target, you know, like yesterday was the Japs. Today it's straight white men. Straight
16:53 white. Wasps. You know what the wasps are? Who's the wasps? White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. I wanted him to say it. Do you know that? Yeah. He's like, you know what the biggers are? Which I think I think straight white men being the target is the funniest, smartest thing because the straight white men are profiting off of that being the target. Yeah, like they're monetizing the hate towards them and they're fueling it and converting it into money and you're making money for them the more you hate them. It's so dumb. That's jiu-jitsu, baby. Inertia, baby. I don't think any other group could have achieved that other than the Seikks. Seeks are tight. I ████ love Seeks, dude. They're so chill. ████ love them. They're so chill. Seek I've ever met. Funniest ████ guy. Yeah. Yeah. Really cool. And then they have swords in their weddings. That's it. I'm like, "Yo, you got swords." That is kind of
17:43 cool, though. Who the ████ got swords, man? They can dress like Aladdin whenever they want. I know. Nobody even judges them or nothing. Is it cuz why do they have the swords? I don't know. Is it? I don't think any of us would even know why they I think it has something to do with their warrior like warrior culture thing. They're warrior class. Okay. I think so. That's pretty. Yeah. And a lot of them are hella buff. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Imagine if there were just like farmer class and they had a bunch of like turnups or something in their wedding. Turnups turnups. Yeah, just turnups and ████ pumpkins, you know? Instead of swords. I'm sure they're pretty happy that this is a this is a pretty cool wedding. This is the final reveal is our pumpkin. They're like, would you get mad if they recast Dexter as a seek guy? Mad not as long as I dress him hella like Aladdin. Nah. No
18:33 way, bro. No way you could be a seek guy and then get away with that kind of murder. They'd spot you out, dude. What if it What if they make dead? Your silhouette would look very sick. Yeah. What if it starts killing woke people? Cuz it is New York. Fire, dude. It's New York. It's New York, dude. If he starts go going after the blue hairs, dude. Oh ████ That'd be sick. He starts killing rats and that's all he does is killing rats. Dude, Dexter shows up like to to a female softball game. Dress like a dress like a chick. It's okay. It's okay. We're already at the falloff point of our day. Nobody watched that thing for the minute mark so we can start saying crazy stuff. Yeah. Everyone everyone left at 12. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the analytics say. We stud an left and they were like, "Oh, I've never seen Dexter.
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