0:00 thank you [Music] guys are gonna love this uh Texas woman buys a lamp at a Salvation Army like a little thrift store okay oh turns it on what do you think happens man money falls out murder ████ blows up yeah for sure it blows up there's a note written on the inside of the lampshade and you can only see it when the lights on oh that's pretty cool that's very that's very cool it is also very close it's not like a treasure map it starts peeing on the floor here's what really happens so she buys this lamp when she turns it on wait that's a ████ air filter man hey that's that ████ for coffee man check it out she turns it on right when
0:51 she brings it on plugs it in blood stains all over it ████ how do they know that's a blood stain because she tested it for blood oh ████ that she just looks like a wine spill to me you know how blood reacts to peroxide yeah bubbles up turns pink oh yeah that's exactly what it did is that on the outside or on the inside of it it's uh I'm not sure if it's on the outside but it's not visible until you turn that so that might have been like someone got their heads blown out in a ████ hotel it's splattered on that thing and they'll just like let's give it to the Salvation there was no way to trace the actual origin of it but when you know because she went public with this to try to find out what it could possibly be and some experts said oh it was probably an estate sale by a person who killed himself oh ████ that's crazy that's ████ that's a ████ up one why didn't they just throw it away they didn't know yeah they didn't know until I turned it on we didn't know they didn't know the blood was on there yeah it probably like absorbed into it or
1:42 some shade or dried out and then you can't see it when it's off the Southwest Salvation Army not turn that ████ off yeah dude this is how you bring ghosts home I thrift store a lot I shop a lot and they do not wash the clothes before they just grab it and then they put it back together how much ████ do you think you're buying over there I don't know man a good amount of ████ yeah how ████ gnarly is that ████ though I uh recently bought an air fryer from Walmart you better put some peroxide in there and ████ at Walmart well better come test that thing I don't know but it was it was 90 bucks it was on sale and I plugged it in I turned it on and went and then the ████ smoke started coming out and I was like is this a this is like the movies dude what the ████ and then I was like oh ████ I better unplug it because electrical fire and
2:33 then that ████ just kept smoking and it smelled like burnt rubber a brand new one with a brand new one dude and you know I don't have the receipt because I throw that ████ away dude as soon as you walk out the door and I was like it's so smart why and then I'm like okay at this point do I want to call and like ask for another one do I want to go return it like and it's just sitting there and all I could think about is how long I gotta wait for customer service and is it that's all you can think about that's all I can think about and I'm like I'll just buy another one dude I don't know I'm not able I'm just lazy yeah do you guys ever return ████ if you haven't ever done that if you have a credit card if you follow the credit card quite frequently actually it depends if it's Home Depot or Harbor Freight absolutely because they make it so easy and Amazon makes it pretty easy are you
3:23 gonna skip it yeah if it's easy yeah I'm just gonna give it to Salvation Army there you go just make sure you put some ████ on it before you give it to the Salvation Army it's brand new dude like listed on offer up and just have someone pick it up that's nice too I'll do that but it's broken hey some people low on it for parts dude Nikki's such a sweetie right so she puts we're about to move like from LA to here and she takes this like nice dresser that she had that she's like ah it's not gonna fit with the way I want to decorate it uh in Vegas so I'll just give it up on offer up right so in these latest ladies are coming to get it I already take huffing and puff and take this whole ████ thing outside from upstairs and ████ and then these ladies are pulling up and Nikki's like okay now come help me take it to the car and I'm like no they're going to come and ████ get it because they're getting this ████ for ████
4:13 free why am I going to bust my ass to give them a free thing that they are coming to get for free yeah but she's immediately just going like that's the thing to do we're going to go I agree with you I don't carry ████ for chicks either what the ████ you're talking about oh is chicks ever coming to get it yeah there's two old ladies they're ████ 95 years old yeah of course you don't carry ████ for kids that's what he used to do yeah but not anymore wait so they can't trace that blood back no because um Salvation Army said that donation was Anonymous you know you could just go there and drop ████ off you don't have to like give but no they can't take the sample of the blood and like this mother I'm tripping I'll stop that's the reasonable thing I was like maybe that's the dump course they can do that but if the person whose blood that belongs to is not in a system of any type it won't come back as anything can
5:03 they just cut out a piece and give it to 23 and me yeah but then they won't they'll just come back saying they're ████ I don't know 50 in Swedish or some ████ like it's not gonna it won't tell you who they are oh yeah there's 50 Swedish blood the only way you can identify someone via blood is if they're already in the system and it's a felony or something yeah oh yeah yeah but you know what speaking on your thing you're gonna love this this is a total Shepherd thing but there's a video going around too of a delivery guy who delivered a a refrigerator or something to a home that didn't pay for you have to pay extra if you want them to take it inside the house right so this guy just leaves it at the front step or the front of the house and then these it's like two women it's two women that are receiving it and they want them to put it inside but he's like he didn't pay for that so he's trying to leave and look what happens when he tries to leave they jump them
5:53 she's laying on the floor look at this oh he black for real bro what are they doing they're blocking him why what's that thing we don't even have a dolly she said we're women we can't lift that thing we don't even have a dolly but why didn't you pay for the service flying underneath the tires of his truck he's like hey hey ████ just give me more money and I'll ████ look this ████ for you thank God there's like ████ cameras everywhere now dude that's insane that's ████ home that's an activist at home [Laughter] absolutely God damn how infuriating she ████ is that entitlement yeah that's entitlement what would you do yeah Bart
6:46 what would you do he'd put it in Drive dude and then reverse and then drive in the reverse they're preventing him from leaving and she's ████ forcing him to do something Beyond his job I'd probably take the refrigerator across the street yeah yeah make it even further I'll be Petty as fun exactly put in the driveway they don't even have a dolly we're women we can't do it it's like dude that's not what I hear these days you apparently can do everything that's not what I hear I know I knew a chick who's like who's like oh well women just get told that we're not as strong as men so we don't try to lift as much and I'm like is that what you think who said this you don't know her but I'm like you really think that can you believe that no no it's a belief thing you know like if you're always told that you're just
7:37 you can't do something then you know you just don't have the confidence so you believe it and then this thing becomes heavy as ████ you're like oh I can't help you guys open it up for ████ insane though that's not nuts it's this ████ thing that's going around though they really think that it's like what the ████ are you up to just pay the extra fee you know look at that look at homegrown look at her back I'm just standing right there um she's holding the truck like on the hood and she's laying under the wheel why do they look like twins and ████ yeah they're ████ they're married shout out to the Golden Girls there's a sketch where it's like if a woman's not that strong but if they see a baby in danger they get the ████ mom strength yeah yeah yeah so if a car falls on their kid she could have super strength get a baby and shove it under underneath
8:28 yeah [Laughter] look at this ████ right here yeah I would not ████ believe it by the way though if I were to stereotype the lady who's chilling by the wheel who's saying that that looks like the type of lady who is ████ lying that's white picture in my head right picture yeah it even says what was the result of this he ran her over did they ever say I hate when they don't follow up yeah it's like yeah just I don't want to just see it let me ████ know yeah yeah I don't know maybe he just did it I don't know that's like I gotta wait I still would I wouldn't have done it so um I'm sorry that is what happened he
9:20 dragged her out of the way and then he left yeah smart because sometimes uh if you did if they didn't order this be careful with your words okay this is safe everybody's butthole just puckered up ready keep going sometimes when they don't order the service when you when you leave would you leave the Dispatch Center you're not left with you don't leave with the right tools so he might not have a dolly he might not have the straps or whatever so he's like I can't even move it if I want oh very reasonable no he doesn't have the right tools to bandage that woman up so it's a liability too yeah if they didn't order it and you do it or if you like not crocodile yeah crack a tile that's on you because his job was just to deliver it right not to install it first of all why don't you just call somebody else like a ████ relative or they only know women oh also they don't
10:12 have ████ first of all they don't have cash I don't think they can do even that because it's not contractually covered you know like you can't just go over here's a 50. do this for me like it's not under the company then they're gonna go oh what the ████ like you broke this thing they're not gonna cover it we'll go inside and knock over a graph which means home girls probably filing a lawsuit for ████ getting dragged out right now but think think about how insane you have to be to just be like you know what I know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go under the car yes dude like ████ Occupy Wall Street ████ I guarantee if they gave him a 50 he would have done it yeah yeah give me a break that's all you have to do not after this though what happened to my mom same thing happened so you didn't order the actual delivery to get the refrigerator inside so she gave him a couple extra bucks and he did it oh it's all good
11:03 nice she laid it in the car after that's not what I wanted it in the house there you go
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