0:00 that's how I felt when I went to my first strip clubs but see look at him I'mma break that ████ break that little [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we have with us today Mr Jesus [Applause] let's just talk let's just talk about strip clubs dudes yeah it's about time dude what do you guys want to know let me unbuckle my ████ what do you think of them have you ever been to one are you going next week just stuff like that after this conversation there's a thing about strip clubs too you've never been to one I've never been he's never been never been we gotta go we gotta do a ████ uh JK news Adventures to strip clubs I don't want to go you know what
0:50 though yeah they all get in trouble here's what I wished happened I wished that I was still a virgin when I went to a strip club what a bird yeah because I think that well professional is different from girlfriend right obviously it's just a different thing like yeah but then I think the magic would have been much more stronger if I were a virgin and I've never seen both I've never seen any of that yeah I think it would have blown my mind like oh my God right but then we're not being like high school or Junior High how old were you when you went to the first year 18-ish yeah around 18. 18 19 21. mine was like 18. never been nervous I think I think I was like I think I was like 30. oh ████ I didn't go to way
1:42 later the ████ is wrong with you bro y'all we're not man in this ████ ing up dude I'm a man bro I went when I was 15 years old whoa how did you get in well we had fake IDs oh you're 15. that mustache you really looked old and it wasn't 18 and up Club it was like fully nude though 18 and up is fully new yeah that's the thing here because they don't serve alcohol yeah 18 and up is fully nude but 21 and over it's topless so in case for those of you who don't know you can't usually have both oh unless it's a very special funny thing is topless is still just a little string that's holding it behind oh no no sometimes they do a little like they do the whole ████ the string and then they just go [Laughter]
2:36 for Nick who's never been can you break down the process of what it's like when you go to a strip club there's the vultures everywhere dude horn dogs you walk in dude you get your little section they sit you down the girls ████ the the waiters are hotter for some reason because they're clothed and you're like [Laughter] who are you yeah it's just like foreign [Laughter]
3:26 but they're so hot so you're like thanks um they're professional oh what do you do besides this you're too beautiful to work [Laughter] uh also have you ever considered being a model but also you're sitting on my nut so I can't breathe oh sorry yeah yeah thank you so you're just like you're sitting on my nuts they're gonna have their tits in your face and you're just like hi so at work I just do this this is explaining what you do at work well their tit is like on your ████ face that's a strip club and on average how much does it cost for a lap dance uh usually it's like twenty dollars a song but a song is like 30 seconds yeah they
4:16 ████ make it so fast they're they're ████ you dude that's how they get you on so you're like uh and they get those nicers like it's two for one so two songs for one but they play the song even shorter yeah it's like yeah ████ so they're getting chipped you're getting dripped man all you're doing is like legit like the way to dance also is like ████ annoying show me on run they do they do this they do I grab them and I literally tell them like don't dance in front get right here get to the come on yeah yeah because what they do they ████ stand in front of you and they start just doing this again little ████ dance are you just standing there like come on like they don't see that your cheeks right there you're just like come on okay I'm gonna feel something I can watch this at home did they not motorboat do this ████ move they go like this and they just I've never had any of those and then they
5:06 just dance and they just go on your chest just like like what are you what does that do they air hump your chest yeah they don't help your chest like it's doing something and then they do this hey when they do this grind where they open their legs up and you just go but there's this pocket this is ████ like these you know this pocket where nothing's touching you're just getting your ████ legs rubbed on the side you're like all right this side ████ hurts actually through my hip bone and they just got their boobs and just go like this is like okay cool but I'm not touching the nipple so can you put me to the goddamn nipples so ████ annoying and then here's my money like an idiot so you go back to your seat like this you're just like all right what's up
6:05 18 19 ish right um and then so this is the Spearmint Rhino right okay yeah first thing I walk in and then my friends are like they're all like experts at this time and I'm like all right so what you got to do is you gotta like you guys just say you gotta be strong don't say no like the first one that comes up to you you got to say no and you gotta like look around for the one that you really want and then when she comes up to you then you tell her come back during the two for one special and I was like okay I'll do that that's a good move good strategy right and then like come on and then what happened I didn't do that I didn't do that at all no I didn't like there was this one girl and I was like this is when I fell in love with black beauties because because my high school had a lot of hot Mexican and black girls right uh-huh and then but I didn't know like
6:56 the level of hot like this is like professional hot right so I'm just like you're not a high school girl like you are you are like a college student you're hot hot right and then so uh she obviously saw me drooling mouth wide open eyes like this so she was like waving me and I didn't wave back because I was like just shocked that a hot girl was waving at me she goes straight to my lap all that stuff she's all like uh do you want to party do you want to dance and I'm all like I like those are different things yeah like what does the party mean so so I so so I was telling her like I was like I was like yeah I like to dance like I'm a dancer because I was getting into break dancing and oh you're a different dancing right yeah not knowing she's like I don't want to break dance with you
7:46 not knowing that she was asking me if I would like a lap okay okay in a separate place right and then my friend was there and he went he was like no no no no like we just wait and I'm all like oh I just got here I'm gonna wait oh and then so I was like but I wanted her and then he's like no no just wait that's the first one makes me go crazy dude girls love it when you were here after a while you ████ at the strip club one after another like you get tired by the end of the time at the you're just like no ladies stop right like by the way end of the night you're just like I can't I can't do this anymore you're just refusing girls left and right you're just like I'm such a hot man yeah that's that's you know that's cool um so what's the party one what's that well that was basically like a lap dance like oh they're both flapping you know that's not what they're thinking they're thinking like ████ just want some money
8:36 yeah you give me money or not you know and I was like yeah I don't know and then the show they do the show the floor show the girls come out and candy right they do the dance and then they have different moves and then so and then afterwards it's like you get to have lap dance with the ones that are doing the shows the one on stage one by one yeah they come out they do the dance and then it's like oh you know you want that one the blonde one and it was my other friend we had like a dual birthday thingy cool he was there too he had a ████ cast and then everyone was like yeah it's his birthday and then these two um cougar white ladies go oh well you get a two for one special and then he was like I don't really want to go but they pulled his ass over nice and then the whole time he was like because they were like we were like 18
9:28 19 they were like 40. oh that's what I'm saying well maybe they were 30 but in they looked like this yeah that's what you can and that's me that's ████ up they look like those cougars though like like I mean everyone's like Jennifer Coolidge yeah yeah yeah anyone that's over 25 is a straight cougar but they look like a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas oh nice you know what I mean with a super orange look yeah yeah let's see the pink of their eyes like this it's ████ sagging they were probably hot like 10 years ago they're hot so the most you ever did was just get lap dances and well see I didn't know like that most lap dances were like air humps because like when I got it is she ████ flipped over yeah had her ████ in my face and told me to lick it oh ████ okay well sir sir did you pay extra
10:20 no it was just 20 bucks I did the whole thing I I found the girl I was like oh I like this one a lot you know I was going to elac at the time oh I was like we both we both go the same time because then that sounds like a Nikolas you say like college she was probably bullshitting because I was like I've never seen you on campus so so I was like oh we got a connection this and she's Latina she's ████ hot oh yeah we're doing the whole like thing she goes she straddles me immediately grabs my hands touch me in the butt and then she goes I'm like I'm like this like what the ████ twerking everything and then I'm like God dang you're grinding on my dick like crazy and she does this whole Jiu Jitsu move she flips upside down her ████ um and then she goes lick kiss and I'm like no no no and I just went
11:12 it becomes a bop it yeah so that would have been [Laughter] your experiences are very different completely wow what the ████ the thing is most experiences that I had at the strip clubs it was like there was going on okay this is the experience there was some kind of contact rubbish whatever and they're telling you to do it my ████ was my ████ was typically business and then like but I actually don't like lap dances more than seeing them on stage or like buying lap dances for my friends because I like to see her I don't like to feel like them on me too close that's the whole porn thing you're like into porn you like this you're like watching yeah put a piece of glass between you
12:03 and me I think it's like dude I'm not like that it's your clothes I'm like now I'm like a negotiator like I negotiate them like they do that two for one like um you know they're like oh it's 20 bucks I'm like a two for one and it's like no just regular 20 I was like I mean I'll do it if it's like two for one you know and they're just like no well we can't do that baby all right what then because they don't want the twenty dollars all right thanks I'm very like straight to the point like I'm trying to hustle that bro he's a businessman dude I ████ I've done the whole thing where it's just like oh can we do like I'll give you 20 bucks but me and him like you'll do it you'll do one song because it's the two for one dance right it's like two for one said okay but that one song do it with him then the next song just hop over and do it to me 20 bucks and we're both getting the the deal and she's just like I get what you're doing but that's not how it works it's kind of like well I'm just letting
12:54 you know like that's what we're gonna do like if you guys want to do I'll just find somebody Who's down to do it and there's gonna be a ████ down to do it so she knows that it's like ████ like either I do it or this ████ does it and it's like I guess I'm just doing the ████ deal and I'm hustling them they're like I see them like ████ my homies are getting left I'm slipping my ████ foot in there yeah dude I'll sit on his lap and you dance on us so who's experience would you rather live Jones ████ I want to live as experience for your first one I imagine in my head if I were to ever go to a strip club it'd be like this like it's awkward yeah I'd feel that way yeah I mean I don't think I'd feel comfortable at all like I don't think I
13:45 wish my experiences like it's like rappers and black dudes I just walk in and they're just like yo what up yeah you know what I'm trying hey I got the rubber bands and they ████ oh and ████ oh oh and check this one out dudes what ████ hey I went to the one downtown Sans dude ████ black dudes were just like I'm right next to them they're just ████ up all this confidence they're ████ all the girls grinding he's just looking at that ████ smacking her ass and ████ bad and I'm like all right what's up okay I'm learning I'm saying so then my turn comes up and because she's like moving sections and I go up there I threw like what like maybe like five bucks and I slapped her a lot and she's like she grabbed my hands like don't ████ smack me you don't ████ know me don't ████ smack me and I'm just like but he smacked you like he's he smacked you what the ████ the ████ this ████ gotta go hell no
14:37 [Laughter] hard enough they're regulars once you're regular you kind of like feel trust they know they know oh he gonna give me some money I'm good with him he can like slap he can touch but if newbies is like yo yo just give me the you know what I mean you keep it moving but I got fired up they're over there I'm just like oh you thought that's how you do it hey
15:28 look at the ████ out of here man I usually feel like I'm too respectful and then I they make me feel like a little ████ because I'm not doing too much so like my experiences are always like I I'm just like all right I'm gonna obey obey the law and do one of these things you know yeah and then like there's always this feeling of you're not ████ wanting me you know what the ████ ████ damn this is crazy you know like that's a ████ ass in front of me this is one time in uh Vegas where I get this I'm getting this lap dance my buddy pays for it I'm just sitting there and then she just spreads my legs because it's too closed turns around butt right here my hands are like here she grabs it
16:20 puts me on her boobs starts grinding away and I'm like no wonder people like strip clubs you gotta either you tipping good or something I never got that I don't I just my friend paid that one and maybe it was a good night are you going on like Tuesday nights I know it's just my library It's My Vibe My Vibe is very uh I think Mexicans are ████ because you got to be a confident black guy or a shy Asian boy oh ████ you're stuck in the middle we're very we're very YouTube YouTube what's going on here yeah Asian boy try that
17:14 how well is he doing oh you're looking pretty good are you gonna shave you gotta shave shave shave yeah like this getting a little bit better yep that's pretty good [Laughter] no hands no you're crazy [Laughter] yeah yeah that would be that's what's happening
18:05 that's how I felt when I went to uh my first strip club but she's like my ████ in his face they look at him break that mother we're in New Orleans and then there's this like really tall Asian chick that was like super hot I was like oh ████ she's coming over here yeah I was like okay and then uh we just came from a show so all everything was paid for oh okay so they just came over to us and then there was this like super hot Asian stripper and like she did everything she was like here here put her boobs in my face and everything don't be so crashed dude yeah can you not be so crashed and then after like she sits down and continues talking to me after her lap dance you're like don't you gotta make money why are you talking but I think
18:56 it's because of how we came in and who brought us so it was all like there's a little influence there yeah yeah yeah yeah so so they were more inclined to spend more time they just want you to leave happy yeah basically so I thought it was pretty even the special treatment but the second time I went um what was it it wasn't the same deal so so we it was just me and like we just cold wind yeah we just went out of normal you know whatever and it didn't feel the same and it felt actually way more awkward and I was like yeah because you're not catering to you as hard yeah I don't think I'm gonna go to a strip club unless it's like VIP yeah yeah that's the only way dude because if you're not there to like you know if there's no purpose for you to be there other than you know whatever you're just scum at that point pretty much you're the guy that goes in ████ silk sweats
19:49 dude I got so many pairs of those perfect wear them all it reminds me of like kind of going into like a Vietnamese cafe Vibe where you see a bunch of all right stop right there you have been in Vietnamese cafe [Laughter] explain to him what you mean by Vietnamese cafe think strip club uh they do not serve alcohol they serve like coffee and stuff wait wait wait wait wait Vietnamese coffee yeah it's like Hooters but in lingerie no sometimes they're naked they wear they were less than strip clubs are you kidding me and this is in America oh my God that's in Orange County this one let me see my picture here
20:40 sometimes they just wear like paint yeah yeah sometimes it's not even close yeah exactly oh boy [Laughter] he's still good are you a ████ kid he's like ████ this video let's go now he's emailing it to him yeah that one's it that one's in Garden Grove right I mean I'm gonna be a ████ coffee fanatic he's like I showed you Cafe Lou yeah yeah I don't just come in for the espresso yes [Laughter] yeah how come you guys aren't there doing this every day why are we filming there I don't know I mean okay it's it
21:32 looks cool in pictures but then when you actually show up sometimes it's kind of like weird like there's just a bunch of old hey my guy it's not weird dude you're getting a weird dude I'll go under the wind looking boxers just in my boxes and ████ you guys are doing it I'm gonna do it showing ████ chub dude that's crazy and they just serve ████ drinks I had a friend that worked there and she said a lot of guys like are super weird there because oh yeah can you say something dude yeah yeah you're in your underwear yeah dude that that's you know I mean the best part is us not seeing the picture is the reaction
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