0:00 [Music] All right, welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys where we have Bos here. >> Yay, Bos, >> you are the new fan favorite. I see a lot of people like we really like her. She's blending so well with the group. >> And Joe disagrees. >> I don't know if that's a good thing or bad. >> And Joe disagrees. >> He's going to tell you why he doesn't. >> That's a good thing. That means you should move to Vegas, too. >> Wa. >> All right. If you don't want to and then the fans are going to hate you now. They're going to cancel out. >> I didn't even say anything. I just said, "Whoa." >> Everyone tell Melissa Boss to move to Vegas. >> Flutter comments. >> Are you in Vegas? >> Yeah, dude. >> Dude, she asked that so fast. >> Yeah, my brain's out there. >> His heart's not your brain's out there.
0:51 >> One day. One day. His heart's in Los. >> Oh, yeah. >> We're talking about brands a little bit. If you could be sponsored by any brand, what would it be? >> ████ >> Oh, Jenny Craig. >> Jenny Craig. >> What the ████ >> Because I want the meals. >> Are they running? >> You would rather be sponsored by like a Brazilian steak. >> Are they a failing company? >> Says Vori. >> Vori. >> Honestly, Viori over Lululemon and Olive. >> What is Vori? >> You like Vori for girl stuff? I didn't even know they made girl stuff. >> Dude, if you like clouds and softness, then you Yeah. You would like Bori? >> Honestly, I love Bori. >> I'm gonna ████ on Bori real quick. >> Class, what is Bori? >> It's It's the It's the It's >> the pore strips. The pore strips. >> Why do you have uh what do you call it?
1:41 The little >> Yeah. Blackheads. >> Blackheads. >> Yeah. >> And you got to rip it. >> Yeah. It's a huge problem. >> Big problem. >> So, why do you want that as a brand deal? >> Cuz you have to buy them. >> Yeah. >> They're pretty expensive. Each box is like $25. Why do you do that? >> Cuz I have really big gross. Like I'm the When you peel that, it looks like sandpaper. It's gross. >> That's tight. Snap a >> but that's not what it is. >> Yeah. Yeah. Those ones definitely over Lululemon and Olive though. But what's your grab with jewelry? >> Well, they're cool, but I like Bill. >> I'm going to look >> Bill for men is really >> Yeah. Ladies are sponsored. >> Yeah, but they honestly out of all the stuff I've worn, fitness stuff cuz I like to try all of it. >> So, you are sponsored by them. We Yeah. And we like it on ad right now. >> But this is just my my hearts of hearts. This is just what it is.
2:32 >> Bill to me makes the best like fitness um like regular people >> like stuff. >> Yeah. That's my favorite. >> Bori. This is just >> Bori. He's like this show right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Why do they got a Ukrainian flag? >> They can't be proud. >> They got Ukrainian flag. >> Yeah. They don't You can't be proud. Is your VPN in Ukraine right now? >> Oh, okay. Okay. I see your style. So, Bill is has both guys and girls stuff. >> Yeah. And they have really good ████ dude. >> Is it just is it like the cut or is it the material? >> It's all the >> like Bill basics. >> Yeah. I like >> Built Clothing. Well, we're not comparing that. Your So, your your answer would be your answer would be lifelong sponsorship Vori. Like, I'm talking every every single time a new season drops, you're getting like every piece. >> Wow. >> Okay. I mean, I wouldn't be mad about
3:23 that. >> That would be that would be your number. This is your last chance. >> Pick it now. >> Oh, no. Now you're making me question it. Can everyone else go first? >> Okay. Because you said cuz you went first, you can go last. >> Double down. So, you can just kind of compare change at the end. Yeah. >> Yeah. Only you though. Everybody's only got one shot. >> I think I got to go with the OG Nike. >> Wow. Yeah, that's pretty good. They're washing. It'll also be around forever >> cuz you got shoes, you got you got they have all the different lines. They only sponsor the best athletes. It's like it's just like I feel like the whole experience if you need to visit HQ it's dope. >> I think it's the >> you get hookups to like sports games and everything too. Yeah, that's a good that's a good choice. >> Nick, is it B LT? >> Yeah, BT. >> I really like their stuff. >> You It's kind of similar to Bori. >> That's what I'm saying. But it's but just better. >> But this is more men's. >> Just kidding. >> I would I would want to be sponsored by
4:13 Cedar Sinai. >> What the heck? >> Oh, that's a good idea. free healthcare sponsorship >> and it's like the the top quality like procedures. >> They got good merch, too. >> Yeah. >> What procedures do you need? >> Heart and and brain >> heart and brain and eyes >> cuz I think like like luxury wise you can always kind of take care of it yourself in some way, but then surprises you'll you'll get destroyed. So I'm like, "Oh, this will cover like any of those things where I'm like, "Oh, I got I have stage four cancer." Like what? You know, >> you would you would do cedars over >> I don't know if like a built basics is going to help me. You'll look good dying. >> I'll die aerodynamically. >> Do that over Kaiser. >> You wouldn't do Kaiser. I >> want to go to Killer Kaiser, dude. >> I got too many friends that work at Kaiser. >> Putting the wrong ████ Killer Kaiser. >> No, >> not a fan. >> Crazy rap. >> Dude, that's the rap. >> That's why they're always ████
5:03 picking every >> That's the rap for the people that work there, dude. >> Wow. >> They're the ones that tell us this. >> They're They'll tell me the jokes. Yeah. >> I haven't been told in a long time. Dope. >> But what are your favorite hospitals, Joe? >> How long has it been? >> Suben had his baby at Cedar. He says that it cost 100k. >> Oh my god. >> Wait, what? >> Yeah, but it was >> Do they have insurance? >> Yeah. No, it didn't. It didn't. It barely cost him anything. >> Yeah, but the the bill >> Yeah, the bill. >> The bill was >> Sears is super expensive, >> but they said it was great. >> Hospital though. >> Yeah, >> it's super nice. >> It's supposed to be the best, right? Sears. >> Yeah, it's like you get flown in there from everywhere. >> Quick. That's where like Kardashians go. That's where if the president gets sick on the West Coast, that's where he goes. Like, >> you know, the baby room or whatever when the when you have a baby and then you chill in the room. No, like the room that you stay in for a couple days. I
5:54 heard it's like a nice like hotel. >> The niku or whatever. >> No, not the niku. >> Oh, >> it's the post like post Yeah, post the bori room. >> The bori room. >> Stand with Ukraine room. >> Stand with Ukraine. You have to stand the whole time. >> So really cedar side eyes. >> Yeah, >> that's a good answer. That's practical though. >> I think so because because like because you just can't like I don't know. That's the one thing that's going to destroy you when you're like covered in like all the luxuries you could think of. And then if you don't, you know, you could just have surprise health stuff. Even if you're like a healthy person, you some stuff just >> But then if you're like in the hospital bin or head to toe Nike, it's pretty sick though. >> It is. It is. But then you got to John Q your way out. >> Look how look how fresh I look. I >> Please don't cut my tights. >> I'd rather have you >> I'd rather have my cancer treatments covered rather than a ████ Gucci bag.
6:46 >> That's true. >> Plus, it's not like you're getting sponsored by the insurance company. You're getting the actual hospital. So then you don't have to like wait. I think that's the big thing, too. Like if if you got like I don't know like Etna or Blue Cross, you you chose them, you'd still be on the waiting list at the place. >> So for the sake of this conversation being sponsored by any brand, I don't know if Cedar Sina specifically a brand It is a brand. >> Wow. You Oh, they would have a word. >> They'd have a word with you about that. >> It is a brand, dude. >> Are you yucking his gum? >> Yeah, dude. What the ████ bro? >> What the ████ >> This is a safe space here. >> It's like Kaiser's a brand. That's a brand. >> Killer Kaiser. >> I already know Anthony is >> Epstein Island's a brand, too. >> Let's guess. >> K. >> Yeah. >> He likes K. >> What is that? >> They don't even make shoes, though. >> They do a lot of collaboration. See, they collaboration shoes. They don't make collaborations. They don't
7:36 manufacture shoes. >> Do I receive all the collaborations? >> You get all the weird ones. You're like, "Let me get some Kith candles that they did with like Mike Tyson." >> If I re if if Okay, I wouldn't say Kith, but if I get all the collaborations they do, I would say Kith. >> What? They collaborated with everyone overseed. I'm just kidding. >> Yucking my Y, dude. >> This is a safe space. >> You wouldn't choose like um So, your your brand sponsorship is always going to be fashion based, do you think? Well, the thing is if they cuz all their collaborations, they collaborate with everything and every everyone. They >> probably collab with Cedar Sina. They probably do. >> They got some Cedar Sina koozies or some ████ >> You like tech stuff, too, though. >> I do. I do love tech. >> You would like fashion over tech. >> Well, here's the problem. Let's say let's say I'm sponsored by something practical that I use all the time, like
8:26 Apple, right? Like every single time a new iPhone comes out, that's useful. I'm always getting that. A new laptop, great. But the problem is like >> I don't actually need a new iPhone every year. >> Really? >> But you need that new Kith hoodie, dude. >> But I need I need to, you know, dress for different occasions all the time. >> Okay. >> Andy's a fashionista. >> You know what? Okay, I'll take mine back. I think I'd >> cuz if I'm going to die, I'm like, ████ it. I'm like, ████ it. >> I'll get sponsored by a airline. >> Dude, I was thinking the same. >> See, that's really good. >> I like that one. Hey, my friend sponsored by Hawaiian Airlines, right? >> My No, my f I mean my favorite I don't even know if they I don't even know if they fly everywhere, but it probably be Eva Airways. >> You like You like I flew. I like Eva. Yeah. >> You want to get You want to go straight to the top >> or Singapore? One of those Singap You
9:17 got to get the That's always top three business class. Singapore is one of Dude, you got to >> Have you seen the new like the new sweet? >> Okay. Singapore. Singapore. I guess Singapore. >> Yeah. They have isolated sweets. Yeah, that yucking is young. Only economy. >> Is there ████ seat belt in the bed though? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> What the hell? >> If you do the >> Cuz if there's turbulence, I still want to be safe. >> I don't want to be ████ bouncing around in a ████ queenized bed. >> Rocking rocking a baby. >> I think the top three is Singapore, Emirates, >> and maybe Turkish or something there. But yeah, the it's always in the top three. You would want to just be sponsored by let's say uh like the US military. Then you can get then you can get flights and weapons. >> What the hell? >> How does that work? So if it's sponsored by the Department of Defense, >> you're like I want a tank, dude.
10:07 >> Sponsored by the >> Cuz at that point at that point, what's the brand? Is Department of Defense the brand or is like Army a brand or Air Force the brand? >> You're just going to get like uniforms and matches. >> Make it whatever you want. >> You're going to get bumper stickers. That's it. >> I mean, it is a brand, right? The US Army. sponsored by America. >> What? Can you get sponsored by the army? Like US Army? Is that considered a brand? >> I don't think so. I think >> it is the brand. The military is a >> You can get sponsored by Cedar Cyani. I mean, there's pro athletes in the military, >> bro. The ████ military was sponsoring like these Tik Tok thoughts to recruit and ████ Yeah, but like but usually like when you think sponsorship, you think of the benefits you get directly. They're just paying them to do a commercial. >> Yeah. >> Like if I get sponsored by an airline,
10:59 they're going to take me somewhere. >> I don't want to just make content for them and they pay me. >> Yeah, but they you could use their Humvey >> to blow a building up. >> Just right. >> What about UFC? You'd pick UFC? >> Free free tickets everywhere. Front row seat ████ next to Joe Rogan. Nah, you can just subscribe to Paramount now. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't need that. I got the Paramount Plus app. That's all I need. $12.99. >> You wouldn't want to be uh you be a ring girl for a day, >> dude. I'll be a ████ watch brand or something like that. >> Rolex every week. >> I like actually some things I like to buy. I think it's cool. >> He wants to buy He wants to buy a Rolex. >> No, I feel like you earn it, you know? >> Yeah. >> I'm like >> a sponsorship is earning. >> Yep. >> Is it >> you earned it somehow? Oh, you don't they don't just sponsor whoever. >> They gave it up. >> Yeah, you still got to do a call to
11:49 action. Hey everybody, if you like this ████ Rolex, click the description box below. >> Use code butt. >> What's up guys? You got stage four cancer? Check it out. Here's a great place to go. >> Use code Ryan for your next leukemia treatment. >> My dream was free >> sponsorship is Chase Bank. >> Oh, no fees, huh? No. >> Sponsored by the bank. >> But they sponsor me with money. >> Yeah. They're not just giving you money. They're just like, "Hey, as many credit lines as you want, we'll give you 3% back. >> Go door to door and tell everybody about Chase." >> And I'll be like, "Hey, can I um can you sp can you pay me for my fee, but you need to sponsor me with money?" >> All the brands sponsor me with money >> cuz you don't like that's their product. That's their product. You got to So you got Hey, you got to promote their
12:39 product. The money. >> Yeah. Do you want that school ████ >> You want some Chase dollars? >> It'd be cool to be sponsored by like Costco. >> That'd be sick. >> Kirkland and you every just give you whatever you want, but you have to do like a review on it, but you get to keep it. >> And we order like meats from there. I would love to get a sponsor. >> Wow. >> Oh yeah. >> And it comes next day. Next day. >> Yeah. Do something good like McDonald's. >> McDonald's. I I was sponsored by McDonald's. I get I was sponsored by McDonald's. >> Sponsored by be so fat, dude. >> I was I was sponsored by McDonald's. >> You were? >> They flew me to the university. >> What university? >> McDonald's University. >> What do they teach you there? >> I did a >> What did they teach you? What electives
13:30 did you take? >> Ketchup making electives. >> Their their headquarters is called the univers. Yeah. >> Okay. I Okay. >> And then they have a uh >> I guess you don't go to McDonald's. >> Fake McDonald's inside there that you could do a photo shoot at. >> It was really cool. >> So, what would you do? >> Feel like Sky. >> I can't get my mind off of the airlines. I think that's for sure. >> Which airline would you pick? >> But you know what the thing that sucks is Singapore or EVA won't domestic. So, I have to choose one or the other. >> Oh, >> they don't domestic. I've ever seen Singapore to Houston. >> Yeah. I think I think you have to go to No. American International. American International sucks. Get sponsored by
14:21 >> Delta cuz domestic you would go more often and then international you have that extra cash to like you know fly. >> You guys both failing. >> Star Alliance. Then you get all of them. >> Yes. >> But isn't that just the lounges? That's not the That's not the They have partnerships with all the you all of them. >> You can only go to the lounge, but you don't have a ticket. >> McDonald's University. >> That's funny as hell. >> You can now go to lounges, but you don't have a boarding pass to get there. >> You have a 2-hour limit. Get out of here. >> You're like, where am I going? Just here. >> I'll give you free Wi-Fi. >> You're just eating croutons all day, >> dude. I I was enjoying the British Airways lounge so much. I ████ almost missed my flight, dude. You know they got four British Airways lounges in
15:13 >> there. What's so great? >> Oh, dude. Everything. Chairs, tables, outlets. >> They're tables, >> furniture, >> chairs. >> Chairs like you've never seen. >> They have five legs. >> Lounge chairs. >> Five legs. >> So different from Yeah. chairs. >> Backs and fronts.
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