0:00 [Music] Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys. Today we're going to discuss um let's discuss Asian immigrants versus Mexican immigrants. The challenges that >> might be similar or totally different. >> The real world oppression oppression Olympics. Yeah. >> Mhm. >> Tell Bart, you start first about your dad. >> He swam to America. That's That's hardcore. He swam to America. >> Can I say Can I say one observation that I that I've noticed? >> Yeah. >> Is that I I feel like the Asian immigrants, they're very lowkey. Like don't make noise, don't stand out. Just keep it cool. Like just do your thing and just keep it cool. And us like we get a little bit of money, we start talking a little bit, we start dressing a little bit, we start showing off a
0:50 little like, bro, like cuz you guys are cowboys. >> Cowboys. We're cowboys. >> I think so. Yeah. I think Asian culture is very um long-term and net positive thinking. So I remember being like in that smart ████ >> I remember being like in second grade or whatever at my elementary school and my man I ████ hate this teacher blah blah blah blah blah. And my mom like don't worry in just like eight more years you'll be out of just sticking. I'm like I'm going to see her. I'm like not only is she the second grade teacher, she's also the librarian. I'm going to see her ████ every year. >> Yeah. Is it just like an Asian >> weird though? >> Asians are like probably the most smartest dumb ████ because like because they'll do ████ like that like they'll save every ████ penny but then they'll go to the casino and blow it off. >> Oh. >> So it's like
1:40 >> you're talking they all got their ████ life. >> I I don't know if I could say that that's the majority. >> It's not the majority but I would I would have to say that like >> they don't operate on logic. They operate on just rules. So, it's like, "All right, we're gonna set this rule in because it sounds right, so we're all just gonna assemble and do it." >> But we are really good at following rules. >> That's our That's our >> That's why I think there's like less >> You guys are disciplined. >> Yeah. >> But not all the time though, man. There's a lot of ████ loser ass Asians. It's just they're more disciplined than the competition. That's all it is. >> There it is. >> I would say like the general average is a majority though >> compared to the world >> statistically. >> Yeah. I think we're pretty >> I mean it's hard for us to follow the rules when our parents didn't. You know what I mean? Like you ████ You jumped like into a country that you weren't supposed to be. You want me to lend to the teacher?
2:32 >> The ████ >> But Asians are are we don't follow rules cuz we're it's all about loopholes. But we have a code. We have a code. Yeah. >> Rupole. I I saw a really cool study that was uh analyzing like why it was just straight up the question was why do Asians commit the least crime >> or they just don't get caught as much. >> Well, no, it's just it's just there's a the study found that there's just such a centralized uh fear of shame on your family that's instilled in Asians like innately. >> I think we're just afraid of our parents. >> I don't want to bring dishonor to my family. >> Yes. >> Dishonor to the Latinos are the same way. We don't like dishonor, but some of us, you know, some of us, we like to ████ how do I put this? Cuz I I've noticed this recently, like Latinos, we just we don't like control and we don't like uh we like to rebel. Does that make
3:26 sense? Like we like if like like if you like check it out. If you take a Latina like she doesn't like you tell telling her what to do, a Latina is going to be like, "What the ████ did you say? ████ you. You don't ████ know me, dude. What the ████ ████ you. You're not my guy. What the ████ Even like that. Like they just don't like >> they don't like to be >> Is that Is that hot to like Mexican guys? That behavior. >> That behavior. You know what that toxin? >> It's kind of hot, huh? >> You know what it is? Yeah. Fire. >> That toxity. >> I feel like I feel like Mexican like that ████ a little bit >> cuz that toxio home. You know what I mean? >> Latina fire. >> You ████ Yeah. Your girl's like, "Yo, shut the ████ up. ████ your mother. You're ████ stupid. You're ████ dumb. I'm like, why why do I let her talk to me like that? My dad, hey, stupid. Come here, ████ dumb ass. I'm like, oh, that's it. We're just we're used to this environment. This toxic environment reminds me of home. You
4:17 know, you get a white girl. Hi, sweetheart. I feel comfortable. Like, it's stupid. Like, I like that. >> That makes me feel like home. Yeah. I feel like I'm home. The really the really funny inverse with that is that the the thing about Asians committing crime was that they they're very like they're the least likely in >> globally to commit crime. No, >> but they're the most likely to commit war crime. >> Yeah. >> I actually they're so freaking crazy when it's wartime, >> dude. I put the Put the hammer away. Put the hammer away. >> I didn't put the hammer away. >> I like that, dude. I like that about us. I actually watched a whole doc on on this thing, right? Cuz the question was, why are Asian countries so peaceful, low crime, and you go there, it's like, you're not going to get stuck. Like, no one's going to stick a gun to your face and rob you.
5:07 >> That ████ will happen in a lot of other countries though, but why not Asia, right? And then they're like, but on the flip side, >> whenever Asians go to war, >> they're crazy. Like they're like doing some like torture, gassing, all like they they commit a lot of war crimes. >> The craziest things. Yeah. >> And it's because a culture, >> but it's because a culture that follows rules also follows bad rules. So if your commander goes, >> if your commander tells you, all right, we're going to massacre these people. Everyone goes, yes, sir. That's why. Whereas in other countries, like maybe they go, well, someone might be like, yeah, let's shoot these guys. And then they'll like point the other way. I missed them, dude. I ████ missed them. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of I mean, >> but then Asians are like, I want an A+. So, it's like, not only did I kill that
5:58 fool, I killed his mom, I killed his sister, I killed and everyone's like, "Oh, good job." >> Yeah. >> Damn. Damn. >> Crazy. >> Yeah. When it comes to violence, I mean, we're pretty like neck and neck, huh? >> Cuz like, no, let's be honest, like the cartel, the way they they do their torturing, they send message kind of like smart. You're like, "Oh, s███." Like, that's kind of like that's terrible. Like some of them like learned about like long torture like you know like they peel the skin you put you on ████ they dip it in acid every now and then. Yeah. Like you're just like god damn >> making carnas that nail they ████ make you they pull the nail out and that little stinging it's irritating like >> I don't know sometimes like just chop my finger off man. Like h that's too easy. We're going to make it suffer. So yeah like all that type of stuff it's like I think we're neck and neck on that one.
6:48 >> Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know uh to me like we don't talk finances and you guys probably do, huh? Like >> I think starting at like at least for me it was like the minute you're four or 3 years old, there's like some sort of concept of you need to save money and you need to like like you have to put money to the side. Like ever since I was a kid, even if I got like um like red envelopes, you know, for like Chinese New Year, >> like I would get it and then my mom would be like, "Either you're saving the whole thing or half." >> Wow. >> Like everything is always you use half of what you have and it's always for a rainy day or something like that. >> Wow. >> That's crazy. You see, we didn't I didn't learn that >> uh later in life and then like cuz I think my dad learned that later in life. You know what I mean? >> For some Asians. >> Yeah. From some Asian >> Chinese guys you used to work with. half
7:42 >> half because today it's sunny but tomorrow raining go >> and that's where the rain like like just Latin America in general is like there's a huge difference within the the groups or is it like pretty similar? >> Uh there's a difference. There's a difference for sure. I mean it's similar when it comes to like being family oriented like we all like are raised I think in Asians are raised the same like we all are about our family. Everything we do is for our family. Everything like >> we we move depending on how we want our family to see us. >> It's not individual. >> Yeah. It's the group, right? Um but Oh, the flashiness is where it gets a little tricky. Like certain parts of the Latin America, they like to be certain type of flash. >> Who's the flashiest? uh country
8:32 >> like the dress like the Latin Americans that that think that they're a ████ that everybody kind of like hates and they're kind of like bump. It's Argentinians. >> Argentinians like they think >> they're the snobby ones. They think they're above it all. >> ████ Don't speak. It's cuz they're Germans. >> Yeah, they got the Nazis >> who want to be ████ white so bad. They think white is like the biggest. You know what I mean? >> It's cuz most of them are. You know there, you know, most of there's a lot of Nazis, right? >> Well, they're fighting that ████ thing right there. >> No, no, no, no. Like, no. Straight up Nazi. >> I thought they were Jewish. >> No, I'm talking about they escaped like >> I thought a lot of Ar Can we look that up? Cuz I thought a lot more Argentinians are Jewish than they are like are more Argentinians Jewish or Nazi? >> Yeah. Are are there more like a a Jewish population in Argentine in Argentine? Argentine. >> Argentina. >> Cuz I heard what you said. I heard that the Germans like moved >> to But I think they moved like in Peru. >> No, they they ran away from being
9:23 caught, >> right? So after World War II, when the Nazis lost, they all ran away and then there's a huge >> And they had bases over there, too. >> I think Hitler actually faked his death and went to Argentina, too. >> It's the largest Jewish community in Latin America. >> Thank you. So, I think you're wrong there. >> Latin America. >> Yeah, you're wrong. Cuz I don't think uh they're going to have another ████ you know, thing there. But yeah, cuz I I remember everybody I met is usually Jewish. >> There's like there's 240,000. Yeah, there's a lot of Jewish people in here. >> Argentinians of Jewish descent estimated Yeah. 180 to 250,000. However, Argentinians of German descent, estimated 2.8 to 3.5 million. >> Wow. >> What the ████ is going on? >> I know more about Argentina than you. >> Which is which is roughly 6 to 8% of the total population, though. So, it's actually >> They have really good barbecue there, too. Argentinian barbecue. >> Do they ever run into each other and be
10:13 like, "Are you cool?" >> Isn't it weird how they both decided to go to Argentina? >> How is How did that work? I think it's because they're Jewish people of German like like national, you know, like you know how like they're just uh Jewish but from Germany. >> Well, Argentina was a refuge for both persecuted Jews and fleeing Nazis uh post World War II leading to a complex historical tension. Adolf Ikeman, one of the architects of the Holocaust, was famously captured in Argentina in 1960. >> Wow. >> What a name, huh? But um so they think they're a ████ and we're like why the ████ you like the way they talk and then that they're uh the way that they eat their meat is like the best form of like barbecue and cuz they eat the steak and the pana and all that ████ but that that's their you know
11:03 they think that they're like the ████ Mexicans think that they are Latin America and everybody else is like you know they think Mexicans like their number one everybody else which pisses off the Salvadorians. That's what it feels like. >> Salvadorians hate that ████ But then also Salvadorian are very flashy. They're very like bougie the way they talk and they act. They think like they're the ████ and it's like >> and you're like what? They just like >> like do they dress flashy or like you mean like they're just like >> they just like uh >> they're expressive maybe? >> Sounds like they all think they're the ████ >> Yeah, >> I know. Every every country thinks they're the ████ >> Like Asians too though, right? Like Koreans think they're number one. Japanese think they're number one. They just they got more attitude. China don't think they're number one. They just are number one. >> China seems to have like more of an attitude. Like they have more of a salvi attitude. That's true. That's true. Salvi quicker. They're they're more willing to fight. They snap quicker.
11:54 Like >> that's the Vietnamese eventually. But they they they like >> will get zero to 100 real ████ quick and then you're just like, "God damn, you say one word and they ████ just go ballistic." You're like, "Oh s███." >> He hasn't experienced it like that. >> That's kind of true. Yeah, when people when people find out my wife's Salvador, they're like, "Oh, dude, you better watch out, bro." >> They're like, "They're crazy, dude. They'll kill you in your sleep." And I'm like, "Thanks, man. Appreciate it." Shetties, do they ████ They're like kill you in your sleep. Like, cool. >> Do you guys have like a U So, you know how like white people have a potato white and tomato white and then Asians got like jungle Asian and Yeah. So like is there that where it's like >> which one is like this is the the different Mexican and this is the whatever. >> Okay. So like >> in Mexico City they're the smallest ones. They're ████ they're like this ████ their pockets. >> They're Mayans. >> The little lab boo. Oh that's the
12:45 ████ >> the lab boooo. >> They're the lab boooos of Mexico. As you get lower they get like smaller and smaller. I don't know what the country is like ████ you know the world is just ████ compressing. The equator is just sucking them small. I don't know what the ████ going on there. And then they're getting darker and darker as you go down too. They get darker and darker. They look like ████ Yeah. Like >> Yeah. They just look like >> she goes down. >> I mean the equator. >> The equator. >> It's just funny how he explains >> pressure. I don't know. You know, I'm not a scientist. And the pressure to hydrate and freaking So then >> up north um it's more like Rancho style. So it's a little bit more they're dark too like Indian looking, Native American looking. And then while is light like light-skinned like you'll sometimes you'll be like is that a white girl and that's just a light-skinned Mexican like
13:35 canel can just ████ >> he looks like an Irishman. >> Yeah. He's just he's a ████ hell >> hell of a >> I'm going to I'm going to ████ you up. I'm going to ████ you up, man. >> Not a ████ >> Yeah, I love that. So yeah. So yeah, there is like a white skin. It's always like walara. When they say walahara, they're always like light-skinned. Yeah, I've noticed. But yeah, even Tijuana, I mean, they got a couple light-kinned over there, too. Yeah, but it it just it just vary, you know. Um I think I like What do I like? I like a girl from a you know, if you're going to get a Mexican girl, you're going to want a girl that like from like a from like a rancho, you know what I mean? You want a ████ like a rancho girl? >> Rancho manga. >> Why a rancho girl? >> Rancho manga. >> Not a ranch manga, dude. I'm talking
14:25 about like a ranch. You want to get a girl like that >> cuz they know how to work. >> What's the difference between a ranch girl and like a like a peach girl? >> What's a peach girl? >> She picks peaches, right? Is that what you're talking about? One works at the ranch. One works at the peach farm. >> No, I didn't. >> Explain what a rancher is. >> Like a ranch girl. It's like a girl that's like not a city girl. She's kind of like a a girl from Tennessee. >> A country girl. >> A girl from ████ You want to go? >> She's a wholesome girl. >> It's a wholesome girl. That's a wholesome girl. Does it she freaks out if you pull out the phone? They don't know technology. Like, hi, what's that? They're giving passport bro advice. ████ Like yo dumb. >> Yo, you ████ you throwing the light. You're like you control the sun, ████ I could throw everything in this ████ Sun like they're night time in this ████ You know what I mean? I have a TV. That's >> impress. >> Yeah. I got these actors that you know they're paying for they're in the TV right now. Their souls like oh what's
15:16 going on? Like yeah it's the movie ████ But yeah so these girls like don't know much and they're very disciplined. It sounds ████ up to say, but dude, if you say sit down, they sit down and then you know what I mean? They ████ cook for you. They clean. >> That just sounds like a like a southern white girl, too. Or like >> That's what I'm saying. But these girls are are more like they're just so nice and more caring, more giving. Like they were raised with like you cater to a guy and this and that. From like a city girl, they're more like I don't worry about me and my if you don't get your ████ together, I'm going to leave. >> You need to be a high value man to date. He's like, "A man kind of, you know, a man kind of wants a girl to have his back, >> not a girl like to, he's already competing with the world. He doesn't want nothing else to compete with." You know what I mean? Like, "F███, why I got to compete with you, too? God damn, you're supposed to be my girl. ████ we're supposed to be." >> Isn't that funny how like no matter what country you're in, it's the same. Like,
16:07 if you're if you're in a country, farm, whatever, like that's more traditional. And if you're in the city, everyone's like, "I'm a modern man, modern woman. I just work hard." And like you know it's the it's crazy how it's all the same. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But uh and then they got the fattest I mean the fattest asses. I'm telling you right now they eat good. >> Damn. >> The ranchos. >> Yeah. The ranchos. I don't know if it's that organic meat or there's something water the water in the ████ ranch. >> It's farmed to ████ >> You get yourself a goddamn Pocahontas looking like girl. Like god damn >> a Pocahontas rancho girl. >> Pocahontas rancho girl. O look at that. Come on baby. Tell me. Tell you what >> like that. >> You getting me bricked up, dude, just by looking at that. >> Yeah, you can a wholesome ████ I put sexy rancho Mexican girl. She I'm talking about Come on. This is A1 right
16:57 here. >> She looks like your name, >> dude. I see girls like that >> at the booth. At the boot farm. >> Yeah. >> Boot farm. >> The boot. >> Yeah, at the boot farm. >> Yeah, but those girls a little have a little city in them, you know? They're like, they know. >> So, they're cosplaying that cowboy ████ >> like that. Like that. I mean, come on. >> Like that. like that. >> Send her a message. Where are you at? >> Send her a message. It's a Google image. >> We went to the cowboy sale. I'm coming to get you. There. There you go. >> That's what I'm talking about. >> She looks like she has good value. >> She's beautiful, dude. >> Good values. She got them big. >> She looks like a city girl with just country clothes on. >> She looks reliable, I think. >> She looks like she's just going to a Calgary stampede. >> It's so I just pictured a girl like working on the farm. ████ dirty as ████ Just type in ranch girl. >> Put in Put in typical Japanese woman.
17:47 >> Typical Japanese woman. >> Mexican ranch girl. >> This ████ guy, dude. No mame way. >> I think he's keep going down. I think he's looking for like a >> No, like a I was picturing I was picturing girls making tortillas. I know they got that ████ I was like, >> he was working at the farm. >> Oh, ████ A good old She makes tortilla from scratch. >> Yeah, dude. ████ >> Señor, >> I found your girl. >> You got a ████ girl that can >> take down a cow. >> Here's your girl, Joe. >> ████ What the ████ That's Bart. >> That's Bart. Look at Look at Bart's the one that looking at is like, "Wow, the
18:37 ████ truck. Look at that. Look at the separation on that, dude. >> Oh, she's pooped out, dude.
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