0:00 the attack lasted 20 seconds but the husband said it took him 3 minutes to understand what was happening what what happened to you just say [Music] it all right this uh this thing happened in Texas it's like a one in a million situation so this woman got attacked by a hawk that was carrying a snake oh ████ damn what the flag of [Laughter] Mexico oh ████ I guess everybody realized it at the same time too and it C wow this guy knows his flag yeah
0:52 you're right it was so the she's like and the flag's all flapping on her face so it was never a real hawk or anything it was just a flag the flag just came off the pole hit her in the face apparently uh so she got pretty messed up from the attack uh so the hawk was carrying a snake and it dropped the snake the snake falls out of the sky onto her arm and wraps around and just squeezes it oh ████ the hawk is trying to get the snake back my food yeah yeah yeah so the hawk is just going c c c while the snake is like stuck to her arm damn what are the odds dude i' rather have bird ████ on me what the ████ yeah of course CRA Falls bites her hot coms bites her and like the wrong place wrong
1:43 time there's a photo of I'd rather have 50 bucks what the ████ dude yeah there's like her arm got so jacked up from it there's no like I keep trying to find the photos but they keep blurring it out cuz it looks really bad like you can see a little bit of it right there dude Hawks don't ████ around they don't dude especially while you have a tourniquet on your arm I know that too yeah and she said that the the snake wasn't letting go obviously it was he's about to die I'm holding on to you you're not going to go anywhere right you're the Safeguard the hawk just takes off of both of them yeah I mean she just looks like she Farms saffron or something and then she's just chilling in her garden I she I mean she she looks like Candle Maker her AR Candle Maker arm shaped she looks
2:34 like she has an Etsy yeah yeah dude yeah it jacked her Arma but that's such a strange situation where was she at Texas Mexico like walking outside it's kind of like a lot of Mexicans a little bit Yeah I can see the little creep over the Border dude someone commented God hates her she's probably a bad person proba aen she probably made too many complaints on her neighbors we're all sitting here what did she do yeah yeah yeah dude not only that was it a rattlesnake I don't know if it was a rattlesnake uh cuz that would be funny if she was getting bit how they get it like actually off of her though like if it's wrapped around and you got like oh come help me like I wonder how that got to squeeze the head of the snake or something said they said too that the snake actually never uh got a chance to bite her but I think Venom from the snake got on in her eye shut the cuz it
3:26 as it shoots it right screaming screaming she she might be a bad person imagine being the person to witness that and she's like help me and you're like what what's the protocol like wait what stop dropping roll stop dropping roll right dude that's like a world star that's kind of like biblical or some ████ like I feel like that's out of the Bible right that's why this dude saying that you have been chosen snake V him in the eye a good omen yeah because they said that they had to clean it off her glasses she couldn't put her glasses back on cuz there's Venom on the lens what do you think her sin was do you think she's sitting there going I'll never ask for the manager ever again I wanted whipped cream on my coffee I know it's like I'll never oh yeah it's not what do you think
4:18 what do you think her sin was um uh she keeps uh yelling at the Starbucks employees that's what she did no she looks like a sweet little lady I it's hard to tell right yeah she looks sweet enough yeah she's telling her neighbor not to mow the lawn at a certain hour because she needs her rest oh yeah oh god dude that's her sin it's very specific yeah you can't be watering past 6:00 p.m. or something her name's uh her name's Peggy Jones oh there I found the photo show the photo show the photo pretty bad dude oh that looks like just claws that is ████ up yeah that's rough I was expecting worse actually I was kind of expecting worse you wanted to be like gashed open what do you want you want like bone showing sport well it
5:09 just pecks dude you know what I mean just want like the arm barely hanging off like bro you got to start punching birds at that point for sure so as a martial arts expert how do you get out of the situation I think the initial reaction is like oh ████ I'm just doing this a bunch and then the birds like stay still ████ yeah I think you got to ████ I don't know maybe you just got to punch the ████ out of a bird got like get you got to grabb that ████ neck or something may but then what if the snake has time to bite you now well you're already in a ████ ████ position but the bird on top of the snake is not well not even a bird the hawk on top of the snake yeah I'm punching a hawk for sure you got to punch a hawk in the face I feel like you got to punch the hawk and then you got to run so you can deal with the snake yeah yeah it's one thing at a time you know yeah punching the hawk cuz the snake is just in defense mode you know yeah right the snake is scared just like you exactly SN scar you you're
6:01 going like this on the ground bro Texas is wild or you're on the ground and then you leverage your foot with a snake head and she don't look like she flexible though too much that's yoga at that point I think you're going to have at all costs save the arm yeah yeah yeah yeah was it the right arm or the left arm it looks like it's her right arm or you just open up your car door slam it so you punch the you do it simultaneously you punch the hawk by the snake and pull it off with your te then the snake like bites you oh that could happen well you bite the head of the snake I think from now on she's going to be she's going to turn this into a positive and she's going to get one of those giant hawk gloves that she can call upon her Hawk every then whenever she walks outside she's going to have a giant leather glove once it
6:51 heals she needs to ████ tattoo the snake on her ████ hey she really there you go and a big Mexican flag right here so so here's what her husband says um that he saw her screaming and running in a zigzag pattern and he goes my wife is Goofy and then and then he said and then I turned the TV back on you want to know how I know this is okay look this is not the same situation but I'm going to make it the same situation sometimes when Tiff my wife is at home and we're watching TV and she's cuddling with the dog and then the dog starts stepping on her head she's like oh my God please don't please stop please stop and then she's like babe can you help me I'm like just grab the dog just grab the dog and put him down she's like no but he stepping on my ha I can so I have to walk from the kitchen and take the dog and put in her lap and
7:44 with that interaction alone I can imagine the lady getting bit by the hawk she's just doing this yeah they're not addressing the and then the husband's like yeah she's just like oh my I just can't I just can't do this right now it says that the the attack lasted 20 seconds and uh but the but the husband said it took him 3 minutes to understand what was happening that's great like what the ████ is going on what what happened to you just say it I yeah cuz he said she was hysterical so it's like you know you what fell out of what Scott what did he see the hawk though uh I guess he did he was just outside looking at the window like what the hell Isen yeah he just saw her running like running zigzagging and flailing that's
8:36 with a HW just on her arm like a movie or something how does that land on a person bro also just imagine like waking up in the morning just be like another beautiful day going for my routinely neighborhood walk and just that's what you run into and then instant snake R dude that's crazy I was watching this one but also too it's like the most random ████ happens to you and you can't even believe it I was watching this one video of this guy he was filming a snake that was on top of his fan a ceiling oh yeah I saw that you seen that sh and he's like what the ████ this is crazy and then the the snake starts looking at him and then the trajectory it sticks its head down and it get S Frozen off it gets whipped seen that how does that like what are the possibility that's the view you're like oh how does and the guy's like oh
9:28 ████ that and you're like it just if you put if you think that could happen that's going to happen like it just it just you just never Fu dude God hates snake is like yeah yeah like this is fun for me c this is pretty sad cuz she's talking about how she has like snake nightmares Now snake nightmares Yeah it's you're going to have snake nightmares sometimes I'm in a room and there's snakes all over the wall and the ceiling and all over the floor dude imagine she she had a she had a vacation with her husband to Mexico later that year everywhere she goes she's just in trauma ████ this flag but you that's why you got to follow build the ████ wall that's why you got to watch Nature's metal bro she just becomes a ████ racist wait do you hate snakes or Mexicans both that combination of a hawk and a
10:18 snake so how do you think you get a Mexican
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