0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we have a very simple question okay what changes about us when we're alone with our wives I'm a ████ oh I get real cute yeah I'm I'm such a cuddly little fell I just get very nice I'm really gay around you guys but around my wife I'm actually Alpha yeah yeah hello cuz like around you guys I really like get to be in my Beta And I can relax around amongst a bunch of men cuz I feel taken care of you know but when around around her I just feel like oh this poor little thing I got to ████ you got to be strong for her she's taller than me and probably weighs more but still dude I'm like shees on me you know like you know jokes aside I actually think she changes
0:51 around me more than I change yeah because um nah is like a very like strong independent woman and like uh in like her group settings like she'll be like down like organize different things and like schedule this stuff or like hit up this or like think in advance for all these different things or like be the person who's going to put the you know boots on the wheels type sh or on the whatever and and go do the work to prepare and like make sure everybody's taken care of yeah and then because she does that for everybody else her family her friends group and stuff like that when it's around me suddenly she can't do anything why is that how come when they're like alone they can move furniture they can do and then when they're when we're around they're like I can't hold this back she can't do anything anything bro it can't even turn the lights off when
1:42 she's walking past it you know what what did she say she's like an can turn oh absolutely everything everything Nikki does like it's like it's like hey can you do a thing cuz I have a kitty in my lap nothing I can do and I'm like ████ and you're like damn the things I do for ████ bch exactly yeah crazy cuz she has kitties all over her at all times just about covered P so she's it's true like it's actually true it really doesn't bother me I kind of like it yeah that's the thing that but I act around here I'm like oh it's so annoying what a drag these ladies are so lazy full transparency my biggest change is like in uh like literally not inuendo sex but like literally lying in bed yeah okay cuz like I feel like when you're dating and when you're like physically lying in bed like every everything's like you're a man you know you just like your energy
2:34 or your ████ smell everything about like your mannerism after like long-term relationship and marriage and stuff like that especially because now we're in bed so it's not about doing any more chores or work or handling anything about the house like you like this is just if the the day is over yeah when I'm in there I'm like can you hold me damn that feels great dude being little spoon are you little spoon it's impossible yeah you're too tall I could turn you a little spoon yeah I could force you if it feels good doesn't it feel good cuz I I crave it and I need it and it's real yeah I guess so I like being little spoon but Tiff doesn't I have to force her on top of me to do it I have to pull her in a position you can do that yeah I know how to I know how to get cucked out you know but I think I think all like all of us I get real cuddly yeah I get I
3:26 nuzzle and I just hold position for a while um but when I'm at home you know the other thing though too is like I can't sit still I'm always like when I'm around her I'm just always doing chores around the house I think bro that's me I don't know what that is me too I'm Ching it sometimes I I like I I I feel like when I'm sitting down I'm like I got to ████ go do something and I'm just up and about like just nonstop seems like Tiff came up huh maybe I think so in certain aspects housewife she definitely got downgrades on certain ones but like you know were your parents like oh are you bored it's time to go out in the yard yeah yeah that yeah damn that's what it is huh yeah yeah you should be reading I like how he always hits it right on the head for Nick this happen very similar very similar similar upbring yeah very similar it would always be like what the ████ you doing you should be reading or
4:17 something oh God read never chill like you know in front of my parents at least my my parents are like oh are you bored let's we're working in the garage today yeah yeah it's like oh ████ the worst when had to like do Hedges and ████ with my mom I'm like yard work like that oh my God but now I'm ████ doing yard work at the house like getting major satisfaction I really enjoy dude I was raking up all the leaves in my ████ house I bagged up like 13 bags and I was like 13 bags 13 bags of Le that was just covered in Ash you know dude I I got the I got the big size too I was trying to fill up I don't know how many leaves you got you be raking leaves I was raking leaves like a ████ I don't rake leaves I got guys for that but I like I like doing like when I was doing the trees and stuff like that or anything around the house that I'm like that needs to be fixed I'm going to do it yeah yeah I I get like
5:07 real industrious for some reason yeah I like I like to fix certain things in the house certain things Tech though you like to fix Tech well also like I'm like oh ████ dude this air filter needs another filter yeah yeah I'm like I heard a guy talking over there and he said you got to change these things out every three months I better check them where's my ladder you know I do that it's like it's like spring and I'm like summer's coming and I say it to nobody you know what's funny when ████ used to break in the house I used to get all mad and like oh what the ████ but now it's not my first rodeo so the certain things kind of happen over and over again man now like when the when the certain uh the the washing machine gives you a certain like uh message error message and I look it up cuz I'm ████ a genius right and I'm like y babe don't worry just don't worry I just
5:57 Googled it and like I was like and me taking care of it makes me feel like such a ████ cool guy and I'm like oh bab it's just the lint traps lose don't worry yeah just you got to drain it baby every every once in a while don't worry I did that though I took care of it when IED up when I hooked up our washer dryer and but then I flooded our ████ laundry room but it didn't matter it didn't even matter cuz like I still did that yeah yeah yeah you went through it just cuz I didn't turn the water off for like 3 minutes no big deal just this much water not a big deal it's only 3T there just black mold growing in my house who gives a ████ but where did the water drain to I don't know who cares yeah yeah it ain't there now saw this Mexican dude on on like Tik Tok was playing like 40 Chess at his home and stuff where he he records himself like doing really really small things like unplugging like the TV or like just kind of unplugging certain things he turned off the water on behind
6:48 the toilet yeah so his wife would be like oh my God can you fix this and then he like grabbed tools that were obviously unnecessary Clank around and stuff oh my God this isn't working he's like hey and she's like I I can get you whatever you need he's like honestly can you just give me some chips and salsa and a beer like this might take a while and he's just chilling there clanking things for no reason he put a power drill behind his TV for no reason at all just to just like and then he plugs it back in just and the kids too are like w yeah dad fix everything he's so handy isn't that kind of a red flag this guy's a phony well no what's going to suck what's going to suck is the day that some real ████ goes down they're like what you can fix literally everything you can't fix that's what I'm saying he's a phony at the end of the day he going to get caught Jake Gyllenhaal dude yeah he's a phony I want to try it I fix my ████ for real for real you're
7:40 handy Sasha funny how do you act around your lady do you act differently than when you're with Sasha is undefeated dude she seems like she'll punch you in a ████ head if you don't listen to her no when I first come home myom was like okay is the kid asleep okay he's awake what do you need babe I just clean immediately clean cuz it just I I like to come come home in a clean house and ain't clean I got to ████ clean but when I play games yes baby okay whatever you want okay cuz you don't want to get her mad when you're playing games whatever playing and we get back to the lobby like after a game you just hear him go baby you know what I mean like to try to upkeep the patience yeah yeah yeah just don't be pissing me okay I'm I'm going
8:30 go back but you it's called front loading this fool forgets to like put his thing on mute and we're like bro we can hear you like we hear you spinning plates yeah keeping the ball up high hey honestly you got to do that dude you got you got to keep the spirit up yeah know how to do it man if you don't do it she like you don't talk to me the next day she's at work you don't talk to me hella funny too cuz sometimes like there'll be like some weeks where like I'm hella busy and I can't use play but then he's like hey let's play Let's Play and I'm like all right ████ it let's play and that would be like that 4 days in a row then end of the week i r i r Sasha she goes why are you making my my husband play with you so much I was like me oh yeah I did I would have thrown this floor on the bus dude if Sasha came in me like that I would have thrown your ass on the
9:20 bus I been like I don't want no yeah she's like like you're making him play too many games I'm like I know I need it you're you're a good friend that's a real friend right there in like 2016 when I was playing Grand Theft throttle online all the time right Nikki would be like like can you seriously just like look at me while I'm talking to you I'm like you don't understand I walked out of the gun store and this guy shot me so now I have to chase him down and kill him a bunch of times I can't be looking you losing him right now he's already gone it's easy if you just join me in the game I can have that guy look at you we can drive together don't would you like that just like that is a game that is a story that I created for myself it has nothing to do with anything else no this is the only that bugs me is when you're playing online and they tell you to pause the game yeah they don't they
10:10 have no obviously they have no idea what they're talking about pause when R match babe dude you know sometimes n know she'll just she knows when I play Call of Duty she plays that game too she understand how it works oh wow which means that when she decides to stand in front of the TV and just look at me I'm like it's the live game TV is pluming we're losing the objective babe we're losing be I have to stand by the flag yeah dud ████ hard I almost had it it was this close well cheers to my wife cuz she just stands on the side and goes and I'm just like oh cheers to your wife huh no I'm just saying CH to my wife cuz basic no man I didn't say that now you're putting words in my
11:01 mouth said it so fny he's not going to let it go bro the other day she's Advanced though I was sitting down I was playing on one of those ████ Retro Retro uh retro games or whatever and I was playing and I was literally in my underwear Tiff opens the door from her office I I ████ freaked the ████ out and she's like were you jacking off and I was like I was like no this is literally my my nightmare you thinking I'm Jack I was like I was like I was it jacking off I jack like this yeah yeah yeah I was like I'm not look I'm not even hard she's like are you jacking off to the game look and I was like I was like babe I was playing a game and she was like Oh I thought you were ████ masturbating and I was like she was like no she was like did I did I I excited yeah like she ████ won a a prize and I was like and I just started laugh and
11:51 she was like oh my God can I tell can I tell the I tell a chat about this you talking about our group friend I was like I was like n you shut the ████ up about that meanwhile you're here yeah I ████ SP the story is too good though the story is too ████ good what game what game did it ████ it was like metal slug or something it was a Playboy like the ROMs were all the different games yeah it was one of those it a game that makes you sweaty though yeah wear your be undies I was just in my underwear and I was just chilling I was about to take a nap and I was just like speaking of that did your girls ever caught you guys masturbate no never no nother I would never dude I only do it in the shower that's such a little hot tip I catched her too you you caught her masturbated yeah and I caught myself catching yourself me how the ████ like you saw yourself I woke up touching myself
12:41 blooper I woke up touching myself and I was like you naughty boy yeah yeah you went back to sleep like I'm trying to sleep stop I'm not ready right now yeah I got to be in work in 2 hours yeah dude that's crazy I've never caught myself jacking it before no I knew every time I was though I knew yep sometimes hand have a mind of its [Music] own Nina said something really cute one time like earlier in our relationship she was like on the on the topic of like me Jack I was just like you don't need to anymore and I was like that's adorable like you don't understand when I'm not around you for ████ 12 hours I might need to you don't know what's going to happen but is that is that if you want to commit to this you might be dead in 40
13:31 days there's no way you would ████ last you have no idea what it's like I will run right through you I have a hunger inside me I cannot be satiated it needs to be yanked you don't know who I am like whoa I'm a beast what the ████ I can take care of watch porn with my eyes only that is the whole experience oh can't just watch porn got to feel yourself dud of course what the ████ you watching watching porn I recommend it I know but the imagination part isn't as good as porn your imagination is not as good you don't have spank ping you don't have spank bag proba wor in there dude some terabytes up there to me it's more
14:21 like Junior High status style okay yeah explain cuz when you have access to porn it's like when you're just sit going o while you close your eyes to me it feels like I'm a I'm an adolescent doing that you're you're looking for naked chicks running from chainsaws and ████ like that I'm doing my Victoria Secret ad thing like I forgot that you like jump scares in your porn who what wild transitions I wasn't looking for that one inside me they cannot be filled well dude they always do that thing where it's like you know like yeah I'll take care of you baby or whatever it's just like yeah dude it's but your hand's not the same sorry no ████ no never going to be it's like it's nice you're just not that good
15:11 babe you say that like we're talking about just like a count of experience like the amount of times in my life this is a good old friend you know this thing can do something that like nothing else compares to but he should have a eye patch he's seen some ████ he should have a cigarette in his mouth that's disgusting man why be a ████ dude with eye patch with a cigarette in his ████ a dude talking about your hand is has a eye patch with a cigarette in his mouth he's like I seen things see see your hand as a girl no cuz you can check you can check the DNA of your hand gender there's no gender it's a hand go with the float don't slap going with the float guess what it's a man hand yeah yeah it's attached to a man that makes you gay a man ████ is my hand more than any lady more than any lady dude our ████
16:02 got patterns that fit exactly on a ████ dingding what that's how that's that's why we could do it in 30 seconds or we just use it so much that we created a grip like a Spalding basketball dick is her grip the grooves just really lock in it's the dick grooves on the hand not the other way around erosion erosion erosion it's been built over years it's a ████ stick shift dog yeah there you go yeah yeah that's what you want to call it dude 302 doll yeah you guys heard it is being jacked off by a guy all boy toy boy he just shook my hand on it you this what this what happens you go with the floor huh we turn our back on you you should tell him about I did go
16:54 to therapy it was just too easy it was right in front of me you tell you got jacked off by a guy since you a kid listen not about that but I therapy for my anger okay yeah and what happened what do they tell you it was cool man it was a chill experience well thanks I I'll I'll check it out best responses sh you ever thought about doing a three-hour podcast oh I don't even know if I can have
// end of tape