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Is The Tennis Cap Snatcher The Worst Human on Earth?

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0:00 Wait, is that kid holding a giant tennis ball, though? >> They're all giant tennis balls, >> so he's got some swag. >> Well, isn't it expensive to even be in tennis games like this? >> So, wait, the kid has a giant tennis ball that's signed a bunch by everybody, but he just didn't get the hat. >> Well, the real crime is they all like tennis. >> That's true. [Music] Okay, this has been going around everywhere and I know you guys have seen it, but I wanted to analyze his two apologies that this guy has made so far. >> Two >> and they're starkly different, but let's react to the original clip of what this guy did. He is a Polish CEO. >> I did it. This happened after a match when tennis star Camille Mishack was

0:50 signing autographs after his win. He took off his hat to give to the boy, but that man snatches it away and off with it. >> I take it from you >> criticism online. The man responded by saying, quote, "If you were faster, you would have it upwards and gave him another hat to make up." >> The tennis player met up with the boy and gave him another hat. >> Oh wow. And he stole it again. >> Dude, that's that's funny. >> He's all waiting. He's so slow. >> There's another life lesson, kid. >> You are so slow. >> So, first off, first off, before you know about his apology, what do you think about what he did? >> Yeah, that hat is going to mean so much to the kid. You're a grown man, dude. >> But I also the reaction of the kid just be like, "Bro, come on. Come on, child." Like,

1:40 >> dude, honestly, if I didn't have my kid, I probably would say like, "Too bad, you know? you're too slow. You're loser, you know. >> But then you have a kid now you can understand. >> If I was to see, you know, someone take stuff out of my kid, I'd probably throw hands with that man, you know, immediately. So, yeah. >> But as a official kind of representative of the closest person to Polish people, uh, cuz you went to Poland and all that. You can tell us everything about it. Is this normal Polish behavior? >> No. That's way too emotional for Polish people. >> He's actually Jewish, too. >> Oh, >> that's the problem. >> CEO, what's the problem? Sweats. No, his polo shirt. >> Oh, >> so he's not Polish shirt. You mean Jewish guy in a polo shirt? >> That's what they meant to say. Yeah, you're right. It's a mirror. >> In a Poland shirt. >> In a Polish shirt. Yeah. Well, you don't like >> Honestly, not. >> You're okay with Jewish people, right? >> Hey, I got my

2:31 >> It's most of the Jewish family. >> Yeah, but they Hey, it doesn't doesn't mean nothing if it's a Jewish family. They're stupid. Isn't there stuff like that in baseball games where like guys would like swipe ████ from kids and then like and then like they do that all the time, right? I mean, how much do those um like sign things or do they go for like hella money? >> I'm sure someone out there wants to buy it, but it's more just the act of like >> but like how much like are we talking about? >> But it's also cuz he's like a billionaire like CEO or whatever. >> Oh, he's already balling. >> Well, yeah, he's a CEO, right? He's got to make you know good money. But he's there for the experience. >> He's a CEO of like a of of like a paving company like you know he's in Yeah. >> So this is his first um statement that he issued once it went viral and people were like harassing him. This was his very first statement that he issued. It says you guys can read on here. He says

3:21 the recent incident at the tennis match has caused a disproportionate online uproar. It's all about the famous hat. Of course yes I took it. Yes I did it quickly. But as I've always said life is first come first serve. I understand that some people might not like it, but please let's not make a global scandal out of the hat. It's just a hat. >> What a ████ psychopath. >> If you were faster, you would have it. >> Wait, that was his apology? >> No, this is not even an apology. This was a statement. Yeah. He goes, I remind And he says, "Look, I remind you that insulting a public figure is subject to legal liability." >> No, it's not. >> It's not. All offensive comments, slander, and insinuations will be analyzed for the possibility of taking the matter to court. Ah, dog. You can be not more unlikable right now. >> I know. So, what I love about this is that really united >> not defame, but you could talk you could actually talk ████ to public figures. That's one of the rules.

4:11 >> Yeah, because they're up for scrutiny. Yeah. So, the the best thing about this that when he released this, it united the earth >> into like this is this is the worst guy on the planet right now. >> Does he have kids? Cuz I can't imagine him like his kid going somewhere like ████ in Black Friday line waiting for a PS5 and an adult swiping it out of his hands and he's like, "Oh, you should have been faster." >> Imagine he's just real cold like that. He was just like, "What are you going to do about it, son? We got to >> Does he think that that hat doesn't belong to him? That kid? That's why he thinks it's >> Well, here's here's his actual uh apology a few days later. cuz a PR person had to write it >> cuz someone was like, "Dude, you can't be I don't know what got into his head." So now he says, "I would like to unequivocally apologize to the young boy, his family, all the fans, and the player himself. I take full responsibility for my extremely poor

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5:53 below. >> Uh he says, "I got caught up in the heat of the moment and the joy of the victory mistakenly thinking that m I can't say it. Magrack magak. How do you say that? >> Masturbation. >> Masturbation was handing the hat to me to give to my sons." He's saying that he thought it was being given to him. So why is it uh you got to be faster to >> you can't go back after the second statement. You just have to like >> you got to double down. You can't be a ████ >> Triple down. >> Yeah. Come on, dude. >> I don't respect this guy now. >> Regardless of what I believe >> cuz he didn't write it. They pressured him to post this. >> Caused hurt to the young boy and disappointed the fans. The hat has been returned to the boy and apologies have been made to the family. >> And you got to buy them first class tickets to the next ████ whatever grand slam open box seat tickets. You got to make it right. You can't just say like after you ████ up, you can't just say sorry. You got to make it make it.

6:45 >> And then when that kid shows up, you're there with three catchers mitts right here. You're sitting right next to him. You're like, "Oh, I didn't know you guys were going to be here." Crazy. >> The extendo claw just ready to go. >> Just keep stealing from him. >> Dude, I just don't think I think we got to beat him up. Like I violence is the answer here. Like it doesn't feel right to just say sorry. If I'm this guy, I triple down so hard that I follow this kid for life and steal literally everything that goes to >> You just become his arch nemesis. >> There's only one way to go. There's one way to go. >> Yeah, that's him. >> Oh, that's him. >> Yeah. >> Devil looks like a ████ >> Oh, yeah. Definitely ████ him up. Yeah. >> He looks like he's been picked on all his life. That's why he's not going to let anybody ████ him over. Like a kid. >> Like a kid. >> No one's going to push me around. >> Oh, yeah. That's a That's a TV TV villain. >> Yo, the eyebrows. That's a villain eyebrow. >> That's a That's a soap opera villain right there. >> I just love so much when like the world

7:36 can come together over things like this cuz it's so few and far between that everyone's united as >> But it's always against somebody we hate. >> Yeah. >> It's usually just that one person >> like al-Qaeda is. >> Yep. >> Alqaeda does plural. >> Yes, sir. >> ISIS is >> same thing. >> Isn't it odd though to like issue a second statement that completely trying to negate the first? >> He didn't write it. It's odd to to release the first statement. >> Obviously, I think his company probably pressured him, right? And someone else wrote it. >> Yeah. >> And he goes, "It I whatever." >> So now we know he doesn't actually have FU money. >> Nope. >> There's no way. >> True. >> There's no way. >> Great deduction. >> Send it. >> Yeah. >> Cuz imagine Joe Rogan doing this. He would triple down and cuz he has so much money. He could he could set a bank on fire. He doesn't care. >> That's true. >> Yeah. >> Damn. That's a good way of saying it. Well, I mean his his company, I guess, is like a construction company and does like road paving or something. So, he

8:27 probably gets a lot of I would guess government contracts or city contracts. >> So, um Yeah. Or maybe uh >> I know it's his wife is the co-owner of the company. >> Yeah. So, maybe maybe she nagged him. >> It's his wife. >> Got to be. >> If you guys watch the video, she's there too and she's smiling and she stashes it in her bag. >> What? She's a piece of ████ too, dude. >> Yeah. Look, she's a piece of ████ >> Watch. She's She's there on the side. >> He puts it in her bag. And look at her. >> Look at She's laughing. >> Child. >> Honestly, it looks like she didn't really realize it cuz she's recording. >> She's watch No, she's watching him ████ do it. >> No, I don't think so. >> She knows. You're married to this ████ This is not the first bad thing you've done. >> Yeah, she might be preoccupied with the >> I don't think she knows. >> You don't think You don't think she

9:18 knows his mantra of like try to get everything? >> Yeah. Don't you think she knows after this blew up and then he like released the first statement? Like that's the guy that she married. She knows. >> Do you think they got in the car and she's like >> I ████ love that about you. >> You're so tough. You You'll just You take what you want. >> That's why we're in this position. >> Yeah. >> That's the kind of guy that like takes silverware from a restaurant. >> You know, like you're trying to one up every ████ thing. Like I'mma take some of this the extra sweet and low so I could take it home and just take every ████ little thing, nickel and dime every ████ thing. >> That kid's like in a basketball game. He's playing. Someone hands him some water. He grabs it and ████ drinks it. >> Like squishes it and like chugs it really quick. >> He just follows him around and steals everything. >> That's just so heartbreaking to see this kid like look at him. >> If you were the father, what would you do? Cuz I I I would hope that my kid fights him for it and then I'll ████ his

10:09 ass up and then we take it and then the world's going to be like, "Yay!" >> Well, here's the real question. Where's his father? >> It's a good question. >> Where is his father? >> Hey, that could be a messed up That could be a messed up. >> He's from a single mother house. What if all these kids are from like some orphanage? >> They're on a field trip. They're on a field trip. >> You just ripped out an orphanage. >> Some kids don't have dads. Subie, >> dude. >> They are not from an orphanage. >> What? What do you orphan or do you don't think they look like orphan? >> Listen. Listen. These are not orphanage kids. >> Look at that. Backwards. He got class. He got culture. >> Second of all, look at this kid right here. He's like, "Come on, dude." You know, he's saying, "Dude, that's not orphanage language." >> This kid is just like, "What's going on, Bob?" >> That kid hasn't had a haircut, dude. He's orphan for sure. Yeah, >> that looks like that looks like you when you were a kid. >> That's orphans, dude. >> Dude, that's a Makea-Wish foundation right there. >> But yeah, what if they all got terminal cancer? >> They're kids with ass cancer, dude.

10:59 >> Oh, yeah. My fault. My fault. My fault. >> Shut up. That would be the worst, >> dude. That's crazy. Why would you say that? >> Wait, is that kid holding a giant tennis ball, though? >> They're all giant tennis balls. >> So, he's got some swag. >> Well, isn't it expensive to even be in tennis games like this? >> So, wait, the kid has a giant tennis ball that's signed a bunch by everybody, but he just didn't get the hat. >> Well, the real crime is they all like tennis. That is true. That is true. >> The real crime is there's no fathers here. >> This the wrong sport, bro.

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