0:00 tall SE tall tall tall she sat right here dude that's PR and and when she left I I put my face in [Laughter] [Music] the all right two words yeah Tulsi gabber wood wood wood totally and she is just been again we're going to date this 11 ████ November 14th even though it's comes out in 4 months time what would you say you mean the part that we're going to it's going to be old new what would you do to who what would you do to who don't add word Tulsi wood send it to her send it to her don't send that to one of my best friends please sending it to Secret Service don't send that to one of my best friends send it to Russia all right you're now on quiet Skies Anthony Lee that being said nice
0:51 reference she has been selected uh by Trump's Administration to be the Director of National Intelligence let's give it up suck it we're fans we don't care we like her what do you want tall tall tall T she sat right here dude that's and when she left I I put my face in the she's never going to fuing come back now do that she's never going to come back we were doing so good when she was here we were on our best beh we were good boys that day did ask her where she lived but you know what I'm kind of sad though we were this close to getting RFK yeah we were in contact with his team ts's better than RFK though I know right tulsi's like way better but then like
1:42 still I wish those two were my favorite he hasn't been officially selected yet maybe we still got a chance maybe no he's a part I thought he's a part of the health I know they haven't announced anything they haven't announced oh they so he's not officially a part of the health but he will be part of something yeah do you think RFK could be a careful boy for sure he could dude for sure dude he'd wear the murf too he'd wear it he s in that chair right you gangster those memes about like the uh what direct position are people buying for him to be part of that the previous one uh oh the the Navy lady is she in the nav Navy I don't even know what the hell she's in yeah I don't know what that is but just seeing like the they put that meem together where he's just like shirtless and yolked and stuff yeah I thought he was joining the Department of Health I may he next to next to like the the head of the Department of Health is that really that lady the department of it's H did you see thought
2:32 was thought overweight lady that used to be a dude I thought that was fake I thought that was like an admiral or some ████ yeah that's like an admiral yeah did you see all of the world's like leading like leaders of Departments of their like Health departments for these countries they're all ████ overweight and like they look or they look dead yeah they look really unhealthy or like but maybe they're wise RFK is like 70 right he's 70 he's like Jack and he's Jack he does like 20 pullup yeah he's insane that's pretty that's pretty hot yeah but we need a crazy overhaul of like that though cuz remember when they came out with the new updated food pyramid they're saying like how Froot Loops is the same as an apple and it was like ████ it's got fruit it dude Apple Jacks is more like an apple name not fro Loops Corn Pops is like corn you see how it works like fruit leathers you like
3:23 fruit it was really ████ up by the foot that's like an apple Our Generation be super ████ because of like the wrongdoings of that science but I tell you what our childhood was sick with all those and ████ like that dude oh my God bro you gave a kid from the 1920s gushers ████ 1920s dude we used to have we used to have those remember those lips put the lips on and you could eat them remember you could tattoo a ████ Fruit by the Foot you could put the tattoo on your tongue or whatever yeah dude that sh was crazy 1900s wouldn't know what the like rain days in elementary school oh little flapper kid his head would exploding I think the kid was like pushing a wheel with a stick but I don't even think our generation's the fat ones I think it's the ones that came after us our generation is not the
4:13 fat ones the millennial no I think we're the last ones the next on the ones before us already were the next 5 10 years is then it started going crazier and crazier and crazier whatever you see no it's because we touched grass dude like no but there's a lot of people that are older than us that are hella obese in America but I think it's with kids though when you see a lot of chubby kids that's when you know you know how you know we were touching hell grass is that wasn't even a saying back then cuz everyone did that now the saying exists because people don't do that cuz now you got to be like oh we got to you got to go ground yourselves we're ████ grounding ourselves every day back then but then I got my ████ neighbor ripping up all her all her lawn so she could join the golf grass ████ move and back then more people got bullied into Being Fit oh yeah it was maned it was and back then remember you actually had like standards like you have to do a mile or like touch your toes whatever and if you don't then like your PE score
5:03 will be like a b c whatever but then I feel like now it's just if you can't they just pass you along everyone gets a and dude they would do the BMI tests like at like in fourth grade they would remember they would like grab your ████ pinch your action oh I remember that imagine they probably don't have tools that big anymore they probably body shaming you now and ████ like that dude I drive by a lot of high schools let me tell you I drive by a lot of high school okay so you have any videos of yeah I got tons of videos I got ████ I'm far away I got a long on camera I can see you right in there they can't see my eyes no but like you know you see the kids running the track when they have to run for PE like there's like two kids running or not even running they're like walking during PE the rest of the kids are like undressed just sitting undressed like not not in PE you should be appalled Joe my bad I'm glad you spoke up for us oh you got he's like then in the locker rooms they're all undressed no wonder he's watching
5:55 the high school kids not the locker rooms no but like the kids don't ████ do PE anymore there's a city in a regular plain clothes if we didn't dress we'd lose a grade that's what I'm saying so the kids are just taking I remember if you didn't get a 7 minute mile under 7 minutes you're a ████ loser you're dunzo we used to ████ smoke a cigarette in the bushes and then ████ Sprint a mile afterwards during PE that was our ████ they're like oh ████ they're like busy doing this and so we go behind the bush we share this cigarette and we got really good at taking hits where you inhale as you're inhaling you exhale through your nose and you pass it over to the next guy you ████ jump out of the bushes and you start running because they don't know that you got away at my school the nerdy Athletic kids would get the 7 minute mile and then like you wanted to stay like in the in in like the 8 to 12 range and then if you were you were a loser if you got past 12 for sure past 12 you
6:46 were like cuz if you did too good they'd be like Steve you got to run track come on Run Track and you're like no I don't want to run track no ████ no remember do you guys see those that footage of like uh in the 70s or whatever you got all these like everyone it seemed like everyone at school was like c fit that was a uh they said that was a propaganda video for uh recruitment for it wasn't normal they said no it wasn't normal they got like the best dudes you know what I really think it was I really think it's like every now and then somebody gets injured then a giant lawsuit happens and then they take those ████ things away from the school playground probably dude we us the Rope remember the Rope yeah the Rope was my favorite day of the whole week or the whole month right no you're right it's like one by one I swear the more you grow up the more you realize that the playground just shrinks and it's not because you're getting bigger it's because like they l cuz even our parks are like that yeah remember all the all the fast food places used to have those they don't have no more so maybe we should do la
7:37 suits in America too many suits all lawsuits just have people sign waivers and ████ no more lawsuits to go into a McDonald's play pen but that's the thing that even if they had a waiver it's something else will happen that the waiver didn't cover it's like one thing that like little ass thing like the play pin thing the the they had like waivers and they had all this stuff but then this kid climbed the outside of the play pin not the actual play pin itself and fell onto the tile and got ████ up and and he won millions of dollars because they they didn't think about what if you climb the actual thing itself instead of the inside of it dude I was doing laundry I was doing laundry I was watching a fitted sheet I look at the label it says don't eat this it's like what do you mean don't eat this don't it's like it was in there like at the end of it it's like you should don't not not consume getting that bad did you see what happened with Cosco butter yeah they they recalled
8:27 like like hundreds of they for got to put milk in the ingredients or whatever because on the butter itself it didn't say contains milk but that that kind of ████ just sounds like stupid bureaucracy though it doesn't sound like like real like harmful ████ that you need to warm people dude being lactose is a real thing Joe being lactose is a real ████ Judge Judy would melt these fools dude be like you don't know what's in butter you don't know what's in ████ butter your whole life's probably going to be pretty tough then man yeah yeah she would just melt them she wouldn't go like oh man you didn't know what's in butter what are you doing exactly she would melt the I wish was and then they would call her M and she' get pissed and if you ████ up in common sense law you can't sue nobody Common Sense law you should be punished for being dumb yeah I want Common Sense law like if you got in a ████ car accident and then you didn't put your seat belt on you flew through the window that's your bad dude
9:17 remember how the got my seat Bel more you guys remember talking about the hot coffee incident McDonald's and everyone was like that's common sense law she should have known the coffee's hot but then when they really if you really look at the Case Files it's like the coffee was way too ████ hot but why she doing spilling it all over the place keep it in the cup dude no it was like 200° or some ████ like way ████ it was like lava so she went she went and then it spilled and but she was complaining about how cold the coffee was I forgot how many degree burn it's because they did like the machines back then they didn't have a cap and like a like a temperature gauge so then there was like a safety issue with that and so when they're pour pouring it it was like lava Max I was raised to think that she's dumb so I can yeah me too when I was a kid I was like idiot yeah cuz your parents are just like you should have just blown on it did she did she drink
10:07 it with no hands or something because once you touch the cup you realize like oh I'm going to let this sit for a I think it was a situation where she grabs it and the lid Springs up and just yeah yeah she was like super old you see the person handing it to you and if they're like this if they have those tongs from the ████ blacksmith there there's so many steps though you know what I mean there's like there's so many steps and unless you're ████ daydreaming and then you get it oh my God like there's so many ████ signs that's how bar Day Dreams that daydreaming face you can see the person if the person's if the person's getting blisters as are handing it to you maybe I'll just leave it right there how about that when did ice coffee come out oh no man when did Ice cfee when did it come out cuz like I remember when I was a kid I didn't never heard of
10:58 iced coffee till like it wasn't trending yeah you're right n it was like a big deal even coffee wasn't like all over culture was it Starbucks that made ice coffee like popular yeah I feel cuz I never even heard of ice coffee in my whole life until like 2001 or some ████ like a ice latte I remember I was 13 I went to my friend's house and then uh his dad was going to drop us off at school and then uh they're like oh can we stop stop by Starbucks and I was like oh ████ that's that new store everyone's talking about and he goes in and orders a Frappuccino and then he go you want one I'm I don't even know what that is I'm like sure but they came out with these two caramel things and I'm like what the ████ that was like one of the most mindblowing those are still bomb like bestell too dessert and then you realize it's like 800 calories dude that was like a scene in like a ████ s█████ bio movie like about making
11:48 Starbucks what you just said right now why cuz that's it's sh he was danger me it doesn't sound like that happens like wait Starbucks do you mean that new store everyone's talking about I would like to go there dude what a brand deal those all movies a brand deal and then he came out with these two Flagship drinks yeah the signature it's like that ████ Queen movie dude and I realize you can't go wrong oh dude the queen movie nobody ever would listen to a band nobody would ever listen to a band called Queen dude as soon like in the first 10 minutes when he's like I'm going to go make something of myself father like shut the ████ up nominated bro I know I was so pissed only what are the details on tulsi's job oh congrats to uh new Director of National Intelligence I did
12:38 not I didn't I didn't smell the SE and also what does that mean though well now she's basically kind of like the uh she's the smartest person the middle of the web between all the intelligence agencies so she controls the CIA the FBI no not controls but she's in the middle that everybody has to report to so that she can get it to the executive Chief what a brain a lot of Gab gets to be like why was on ████ quiet Skies oh man she finds out exactly who she's in charge of that ████ basically they have to be to t t what a come up dude what a story you know they're going to release the uh JFK files this time they're going to release their dude the redaction though when they release it it's just all black highlighter zebra stripes on part with the redaction of Steve saying I didn't smell the SE I didn't smell it
13:28 don't say smell oh that's hey that's a merch idea they're going to release the Epstein list
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