0:00 [Music] so good news great news sorry I swear in the first two seconds come on sorry we're trying to do this I know we're going to learn good news I'm here trying to be a good influencer it's just such good news that I was like wow this great news I'm trying to make money dude I know bro okay the o city counil has voted to mandate all Property Owners provide cleaning services to all rent controlled tenants in the City let's go wait what does that mean so well does it work for office spes property in Los Angeles mhm you need to provide cleaning services to anybody who rents from you who has rent control in the city why it's your tenants that has right control why cuz they have human rights you
0:52 ████ it ████ humanic but only the places that have right that's like an oddly specific mandate so because yeah so they are they saying people with rent control don't know how to clean their own houses they need to be rent controlled but and then they get cleaning services that's right yeah so that's there's why do you guys ever get cleaning service and you go man I should have done it myself they suck yep dude my sister was just saying at Resorts World she hung with me in Vegas a little bit and she's like We're going to take the kids to the strip and she's like oh why did I go to the strip she's like I was at Resorts World there's like ████ bugs on the ground there's ████ Doritos in the corners she's so pissed she was she stayed at a room in Resorts World Resorts World yeah she stay to my house but she won't Doritos she won't because she just can't
1:44 ████ resist me so she has to yeah cuz at night she might want to like old good old times want to knock on your door like oh let's go back to ████ 1997 and I'm like whatever they used to but we'll see what happens I'm married now I'm married now I'm staying out of this no idea what's going on this is my culture I listen to you about Abu Dhabi and ████ ababi oh boy just a little culture cross talk I love I love this bit where Jak is just starting to show fake news the this is real the whole video no this is real it's fake what's real I saw it today it's fake you see it's fake oh yeah yeah I didn't want to burst your bubble I just wanted people to play on
2:34 it shut up look look I'll be honest I was just trying to pull politics topics for this guy and yeah so I'm you know I'm subject to the same parameters as you cat I don't know I says he doesn't even talk about politics he gets thrown in the pool with it that's all they talk about yeah that's true we're just trying to lean yeah we're just trying to ████ do the thing we're trying to make him feel comfortable by doing right leaning content yeah make it feel yeah yeah even though how you always make black people feel comfortable go Ultra right wi well I will say though we're going right wing today to me he's not black he dresses like a ████ Viet like a he does have a Vietnamese style Vietnamese I have a Vietnamese style Shir this a Vietnamese style wow we established this this morning this morning it's it is it's tight I don't
3:26 forget any with watches two watches I'm an elephant not a republican but I'm an elephant yeah I remember everything but you're just a ████ Republican put the red hat on that's right holy ████ okay so this is a fake we have a Maga hat over there too you see that Maga hat I actually kind of want one you want one I really wanted one in 2019 when I came to California for the first time hey we got one for you you can leave with it we used to have so many I don't know where it went we got it from the Trump Tower the Trump Tower too well they were selling Biden hats there no oh no we got that from Amazon the Biden hats what I love is uh in DC where you I love how the vendors sell uh they they sell both I love how they play Both Sides yeah so they'll have one side with like all the Trump gear and whatever then they have the anti-trump gear hey they're just capitalists like money plays both sides man I love how it's Trump gear and anti
4:17 Trump versus Trump or Biden no one wants Biden gear dude we have Biden gear we have but it was SE yo this is okay this is a great example another thing that's crazy in the USA your politicians have merch yeah it's pretty funny huh it's almost they have merch people like buy it and it's it's like a whole industry like got to fund the campaign baby if you wore like a rishy sunok t-shirt or like a Boris Johnson hat or something people would be like what is wrong they have NS have like a Boris Johnson t-shirt his hair all ████ up yeah now that you talk about it it's like dude I can see that Urban outfit do you know one thing I massively respect about UK politicians is for the most part is when they're done they just leave you don't hear from them again they don't like
5:07 stick they don't like STI aroundon Tony the only one he's the only way Tony Blair keeps popping up but the rest of them like they're done they're done I mean we've been through what five prime ministers in the last couple years and um yeah Theresa May Theresa May David Cameron Theresa May um Boris Johnson you had Liz trust for like three weeks she met the queen and then the queen died and then they brought in yeah we've had five five hey how do you feel about the royal family five since 201 you worship them or do you super worship them I don't care um Buckingham Palace is dope like their their stuff is cool like if you go to London and you see that's cool who killed Diana I love that ████ French people is that still up for debate who who killed Diana yeah the car crash Charlie it was a car crash yeah yeah she
5:59 died in a car crash safe answer uh yeah that's the norest answer ever but yeah but do people in people in the UK are not still asking that question are they as a person that's kind of now connected to the UK through the wife okay yeah he's the wife who basically UK royalty his wife a redhead too ████ yeah people don't care don't give ████ little does she speak what oh Walsh is a crazy language the most important thing is if Americans can revive a story on Netflix it's World culture again right I feel like I had something to say but I can't remember it's okay that happens on the show and it got superseded by the stupidity what we do is we just let Joe talk after that royal family I don't care yeah the royal family stuff I I don't I don't care I'm not like one of these I'm not a monarchist I'm not like an anti-monarchist I think it's kind of um
6:49 I actually think it's kind of cool I guess what's the cool part I think the cool part is because I think okay here I have a theory that one of the reasons why there's a lot of politician sort of of like Worship in the USA and they become celebrities or whatever because you guys don't have a royal family that's exactly what Hannah said in the UK I think that energy gets sucked up by the Royals and they stay out of politican that's our Royal and then we look down on politicians with a correct disdain that we should mhm which is why it's so easy for us to like get rid of him when but isn't Taylor Swift kind of sick pardon we love Taylor Swift make her Queen then she is no Beyonce's Queen oh beonce she's Queen yeah my bad I feel like our uh presidents are like half Washington no half dictator half Rockstar and half
7:40 King what's the Rockstar part isn't that three half the celebrities isn't King and dictator kind of the same don't you need to go with thirds when you say three things like in the UK you can be prime minister and you're like so yeah I don't think people in the states know this but it's the party that wins and the Prime Minister can be be swapped out so that's the big difference too is like Boris yeah he got kind of booted and then it's the same party though that they stay in power whereas like we never had a president well we have but it's really rare to have a president during his term get kicked yeah right yeah but they're the leader of the Free World you know what I mean they can't be UK they can't even last four years like they're like year you're gone two years gone well Tony Blair last long recently Tony Blair was a guy yeah I mean for the for
8:30 the past since 2015 2016 it's been very like I said since 2016 the UK has had five wow see David Cameron he retired 2016 he stepped he resigned stepped stepped away after brexit didn't go his way he was replaced by Theresa May Y and then Theresa May was like year or two and then it was Boris and then Boris was forced to resign because of he was having parties during the uh VX mandates and stuff and and then he so he was pushed to RIS that's why a Boris t-shirts fire then then Liz trust came two three weeks and now we've got Russ Russy R yeah five five since 2016 wow and also our president spend like half of their ████ term campaigning they only campaign for like a couple
9:20 months yeah yeah yeah so they actually do work maybe I don't know I don't UK UK politics is is is quite boring but I think that's probably good it's probably it's probably good that it's not like a whole entertainment industry and Merchandising industry but they're debating is it is exciting more but we do we kill anyone we kill anything that goes above the binary choice because that becomes too complicated for our American brains we can't handle that ████ right you guys have like five candidates every ████ year and that's because you guys are smarter than us like per capita we can't handle if it's not a oh this color or this color red or blue if we go there's red and blue and purple you're like what the ████ those two things if you put them together that's purple it is wild that there's only two like like sizable political parties in the country that size that is nice and
10:10 RFK he's pulling okay but like he's not going to ████ make it at this rate yeah it is it is crazy to have a country this size and because look at European country they they all have like four or five viable parties in many countries right and then you look at the US and it's just like two we can't track more bro donkey elephant yeah that's it that's all we got which is are you saying Americans are stupid believe that no no no I mean some of them but you know yes they're not smart you fill in the blanks for me thank you yes you're right no but do you think Americans are stupid what do you think dude that's a such a broad people so I guess my I guess my followup is does zie just dodge questions I think I think on on average I don't think I know Americans on
11:01 average are less worldly than Europeans your American knowledge of things outside of America is much this is the part where we all close our eyes you point to who you think is the most stupidest in the room right no so going to the UK I have to say this compliments to you guys I've never been in a place more where I was like hey what the ████ does this mean and then they can translate it for me like in multiple languages everybody can interesting whereas in America nobody can translate in in England most people are monolingual though yeah that's true one or two maybe you were bumping into well UK is the dumbest country in Europe well they're smarter than us but that's a pretty easy thing to do but we're not in Europe so we're not the dumb America's down there by with next to Brazil we're like brothers be on an island a Cold Island the only Cold
11:51 Island you know what the funny thing is though I think the US stereotype of the UK is Posh tea drinking rich people and you go there and and they're ████ broke they're blue collar as ████ I was like what the ████ this is a poor ass country the USA is a wealthier country than the US for sure yeah I didn't know sorry no the US is a US is a wealthier country than the UK I was shocked with better Dental Programs but you oh for sure yeah you guys got that one U us is weird though because there's some like real fourth world parts of it yeah like like some of the the gnarliest stuff I've seen in all my travels has been in the USA yeah it's weird like like you you you've got like Ultra Luxury and then you've just got what's happened
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