0:00 [Music] we got some tragic news and we're looking for justice okay officials in Louisiana are offering a $20,000 reward to find the person who fatally shot a dolphin no way Dophin why they blast a dolphin dolphin Farm that's a great question why would you blast the dolphin like there's a dolphin that showed up and it just had bullet holes in it let me show let me tell you why dolphins are notoriously known to try to hump people really and I guarantee you this person he was swimming and they're like swim with the dolphins and then one dolphin came and started humping that fool and he goes I'll get you back and he goes you think I'm guy and
0:50 then he shot the dolphin yeah no not the Dolphins they're cool there is I mean you w see the dolphin was like you won't see the bullet holes in this photo because they're on the other side of it I don't want to see the dolphin dead M yeah I yeah I'm not going to show it the Dolphin had multiple bullets lodged in the carcass including the brain spinal cord and heart oh my God so they like perp they knew exactly where they were shooting you won't you won't see any blood or anything like that here no I just want to see a poor dolphin so I pray for [Applause] it oh oh that just looked like he dead he is that looks like a stock photo I don't think think it was going to floaty yeah dude that's a you want white chalk around this I want yeah I wanted a ████ straight up death scene you know
1:41 with an exploded half of a dolphin with machine gun bullets all over did they find it right here or was it found in the water it found in the beach um just like bunch of in it I had no idea that was in Florida yeah no this was in Louisiana Louisiana by the beach by the beach that's why I was like the first one someone got scared was like ████ let's shoot this myad saw the that's ████ up I think if they catch the person um he needs to be in a dolphin outfit and then he has to start swimming and then people can start shooting at him how about this why don't we just bring him to Hawaii and have a picture of what he did and we show the Dolphins yeah but don't tell them where it was they're going to think it's Hawaii hey hey hey Dolphins let me show you something they're like you see that that ████ did it and you throw them in the water and then the Dolphins would be like he
2:32 the dolphin stop you ████ I saw what you did to my cousin bro what do ████ what like yep and then everyone starts ████ them off and one guy starts ████ them and the other one just a yeah yeah yeah what was that part no idea no comment no comment all right no comment you know Dolphins get high by um the puffer fish right damn that's real pass that ████ around like a hacky sack and then it's like a joint right and then they bite it just enough to get just enough poison and they get all ████ up like damn this is some ████ strong ass puff atlantans former atlantans that devolved into Dolphins that's so crazy puff puff pass the puffer pass it up puff
3:23 puff puff G dolphins are what the only other mammals that like have sex for pleasure right one of the only fews yeah and then um I guess they like get they form gangs cuz like in their youth and ████ like they get so Troublesome like teenage years that the I think the mom would just be like get the ████ out of here you're ████ annoying dolphins and it'll be like a group of boys and then the way that they develop a new you're definitely just describing humans right now yeah they'll just swim around he's like one has a scar and they'll kidnap girls from other dolphin groups what and then they'll have them as sex slaves yo these Dolphins don't sound that cute no more yeah dolphins are kind of prejudice dud they're a little that's also how they start their next crew cuz they they they kidnpped and then they have sex and then they have baby dolphins and then they they and
4:15 then there's like you know they got to pay child care yep and then they run away again so then they PS going to the dolphin judge who's got the wig on like George Washington they're asking for like alimony and stuff then they go on Dolphin Mory and they get DNA tests finds out he's the father swims away finds out he's not the father starts ████ dancing goes to the coral reef swi away hell fast you think are like racist to each other they're like races of dolphins and they like are prejudice to each other yeah there's like there's the black Dolphins what my favorite there ain't no black Dolphins don't be racist bro yeah don't there's pink dolphin really yeah there's pink wow what do they look like pink no there's there's pink dolphins they're pink let me see dude
5:06 clothing brand low key doph no it come it's like I think it's like it's like a freshwater dolphin it's different oh fresh water yeah look at that one right there they got those oh I don't know anything about animals in it looks like a penis in the water okay now I'm in yeah right here see looks that's a magenta dolphin y Is that real that is not real man show them a real pink dolphin there's a real pink dolphin pink dolphin looks like his hat the color that right of this Wy does not really look like a dolphin but it looked like a European man's penis honestly that should be the the logo for jie p Dophin Dophin throw that up in there see what happens cuz you don't really have a logo yet that one looks like it's the one on his head besides the word besides
5:57 the word oh no picture like a symbol yeah no these are really interesting Dolphins stupid his eyes why do it look all cuckoo he's going they don't they get left alone by their moms you know what I mean at an early age so they have a lot of social cuckoo issues Steve's watching this video I'm sure he's very happy that Steve doesn't ████ watch any of our videos watch the only way he's going to find out the only way he's going to ████ find out is when crypto Corner posts it in the Discord he's like oh what the ████ they got me Anthony got dude he's a pink dolphin you didn't know that was Steve no idea Dam that was a random white guy that's even better dude you're like who the ████ is that all right this is real pink dolphin no trolling okay I want to see I trust you now for science for science third time to charm genuine
6:49 genuine Alex let them know it's genuine all right look weird too whoa told you guys they not that cute it's like a dinosaur that's ████ like this is weird it looks like it has allergies like it looks like it's inflamed looks like a stung by a beef birth of hummingbirds yeah it does look like hum looks like a deflated dolphin yall ████ hating on this dolphin right now if I was a dolphin I'd be racist to those Dolphins was a oh yeah was a fresh ass water out of here you're lame ass dude lightskinned Dolphins dog I mean if I had to be reincarnated into a sea animal I'd be a dolphin for sure or Orca or oras are cool yo orcas are cool orcas are cool I'd be a shark yeah kind it's either you're Orca cuz like you're basically top of the food chain or you're a
7:40 dolphin cuz you can't have sex for I'll be a whale shark i' be a dog a sea animal into a sea animal you're not playing a game just doing ████ getting C points right now what's going golden retriever we were just doing like what dog ████ that one game we had animals you carried around with you tomag GOI tomag GOI you we're not playing tomag GOI by the way okay well okay we're going to do c animal a sea animal I would say whale shark whale shark whale shark whale sharks I think no or like one of those whales that can go so deep that you can see those giant squids and ████ good
8:31 I'll probably be a German Shepherd then if he's going to be a Sho I'll probably pick that we're playing the ocean game my myad the ocean the ocean I'll probably be you know dos in the sea I like sea lions like okay genuinely genuinely you don't get to choose who you you would be everybody got to choose what they think you are in the sea okay it's good it's good good what what you are in the sea yeah all right uh subin is a Otter Otter y I can see that I think um Nick is a sea turtle yeah oh yeah I can see sea turtle from like Finding Nemo yeah squirt yeah Alex high is a sea lion he looks like a sea lion got the I'm an Otter Not F that's a walrus that's a
9:22 walrus okay yeah you could be that too whatever you want sea lions sea lions are pretty lean bro SE they look like little dogs lean muscle they dance yeah SE well yeah depends all the time Seine like otter you're otter F yeah you're otter you lay on your back playing with balls and stuff you know what about I can't wait for yeah yeah I can't wait for anony hands what's Anthony Anthony here we go she's like this ████ is a SE cucumber Fu it Anthony's a king crab king crab yeah dude these are all kind of perfect Buffet dude yeah these are kind cucumber that's cool ████ all right what about this guy J Jason he's a c cucumber he's
10:14 a he's a dog shuu just underwater with like a scuba gear I feel like Jason is like more like a penguin or something that's like a bird that's on the sea not really like a part of the sea I do I love penguins and I love you know I can I can be in both I can be on land or under water like a pelican I think he's like a pelican or something him right here you is that a costume what are you Joe what are you what's your thing I'm a beaver man beaver they're not even a seim he just likes to build stuff they work with water though Joe's a clown fish dude
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