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What Things Are You a Snob About?

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to an awesome episode of the careful boys where Nick do you know what the definition of a snob is no what is the definition of a snob you really don't I thought you were going to tell me one you just throwing it back at me I thought you had the legit one ready to go that's why I I thought it was a setup my bad there was an okay I'm a snob about snobby should we start it up okay like independent movies and stuff like that that's what I want want to talk about thanks dude okay hey what what are you guys snobs about and explain yourself oh independent some of those independent movies where it's like you know Dad abusive stepdad who's like you know didling his step kid whatever and a lot of long shots hallway shots we got

0:50 to watch a character like get his mail or whatever I'm like can we just move on Oh I thought you were a snob about it like you like those things no I hate that ████ got I hate pretentious you know what's funny to me is because they think they're so creative and so next level that no one understands them but it's just bad art dude there's just you're just so bad there's this director called Pedro almadovar and he makes some of the most Arty farty ████ ever it drives me absolutely up the wall like I remember watching this movie called Volver with my ex-girlfriend and she's like coming out of the theater just dripping with like oh my God the pesti and all this ████ and I'm like I don't even know what the ████ happened to that movie like I watched I watched Penelope crw like do the dishes what was the movie even about I don't even remember anything pretentious artist the dishes they just had her do

1:41 the dishes for like 20 minutes or something and they did like this weird shot over her tits like that's not a weird shot that's a good shot like Tastefully or whatever but it wasn't even a good shot it's like oh okay over her tits or whatever and she's just like doing the dishes forever I don't even know what's with these people it's it's like the film equip of like you know those painters that just go I can't stand that ████ yeah ask what we're pretentious about right snobby like well the only reason why he's pretentious about it because he's such a successful film right thank you thank you so that's the point it's like you have that's not why I like I like I like movies to be a certain way I don't like douche baggy like ████ Arty farty ████ is there a moment where you are that that's kind of do you have moments of snobbery in

2:33 things that you care about cuz I think that's your question really I agree with that because I think those movies they they act like oh if you don't like it it's cuz you don't get it that's right I don't like I think that's ████ so but that's that's snobbery though they're snobby but I'm snobby back I say ████ you back you can only say ████ you though if you're snobby in that space yeah yeah yeah so I'm got so I got to think about what am I snobby about you got to have a legal e way of doing this well cuz I think it's it's actually hard because none of us are but I can I can tell you though we would have probably answered this differently the younger we were that's a fact we are though and something you only get to do that one more time today because I know for a fact I was snobby I'm sure I'm sure we are right now like I'm sure right now there's a theme that well like you like for

3:24 example you don't like Starbucks I hate Starbucks I mean there's there's stuff now where they're like I'm like something's beneath us I think that's what really what snobby is like this is beneath me I'm not into it I have a better taste yeah yeah exactly but he's not but see but see okay here we go this is how we do ████ of JK he he is anti- Starbucks but he uses Kurig drink machines so he's not better than it no I'm just using as an example I'm as an example that no no because okay you know why is because a lot of us make fun of ourselves and we got past that stage and it's so cringy to think back when we used to be and so let's take a snapshot of when we used to be we were ████ film snobs I remember in this room we would talk about ████ as if we ████ knew what the ████ we were talking about yeah um there was probably a bunch of college art snobbery young man ego ████

4:15 going on we don't do that we don't give a ████ anymore so I think that's that's like what did you used to and what do you cringe at well I remember we used to have a certain person in here who used to make you know make movies and stuff like that not me um and yeah I think I think you know there was some snobbery happening a lot um I think there's where stuff we're snobbery about now there has to be for sure I'm sure there are as you get older I think it's natural too because you also start knowing what you really like what you really don't like yeah and you're not going to go like I'll never go to tapioca expressz that's literally the worst Boba you could ever get right so it's like I forgot that place existed so that's what I'm saying like you you have to but that's not the definition of snobbery though because that's just you have high standards or you like a certain quality but isn't that snobbery if snobbery is when you're looking down on others seeing it that

5:05 way is snobby yeah how about this how about this expresses beneath me but looking but you're being you're you're but you're such um an Enthusiast to the point where you feel like you're an official person that nobody else can actually compete with because you're such a high level of Mastery that that's literally yeah I grew up wearing like ████ Walmart stuff right cuz like that's how my that's where my parents shopped I won't wear that stuff now because I know it's not good quality you're a Target I'm a target boy no no because it's not good quality ████ like you can only wash it so many times it starts to get like messed up and now I know that I'm actually wasting my money long term and actually should just spend a little bit more now on like better stuff at Target and now I know that but I didn't know that growing up cuz I was raised white trash you know what's an interesting thing the you know that idea of oh

5:57 surround yourself with with people that are driven and and high earners so that you have that same attitude that's snobbery to some people yeah cuz what if a person's not that and they're like wow so you won't hang out with me cuz I'm just a regular guy that doesn't make like that that could be seen as snobbery it is snobbery yeah yeah but that's so for the sake of it though like which is that's actually a really good point though but for the sake of it it's your perspective of something your understanding of it but that's what I mean like we all kind of agree with that idea people will be like oh dude like you drive a Tesla you ████ snob and I totally get that perspective but like I got my Tesla cuz I saved like way more money cuz it made sense with like EV tax credits rebates and gas but like that's so snobby right but so I get it but it's your perspective like Bart said he's like Tapioca Express is beneath me ████ ████ Tapioca Express dude and like that

6:49 made me salvate cuz like oh dude I used to like Tapioca Express at one point when I s█████ taste butts but now I'm elitist I look down on people who don't live in gated communities you snob neh snob that's pretty snob cuz like why why would you do it any other way it's tight though I just look down on them I I think less of them that's why you Sayes what about people that don't decorate for the holidays do you look down on them I just feel bad for them I'm like oh sweetie you know I'm sure Nick has got some snobber in him Nick is the biggest snob here my my thing I was trying to think of one that like and this is something I've been trying to work on cuz it gives me bad attitude you know but like my whole thing when I first started like holding my for people and like doing pad work for like boxing coach like you know that kind of stuff I used to be such a snob about how people hold pads and like something that's so small and like it

7:40 doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things but I used to be like this guy is not a I used to be like that like this guy's not a ████ real Coach dude look at the way he's holding pads like what the ████ does he know and like there was definitely points where I was yeah 100% it was Freddy roach training Manny Pacquiao I was like this guy's a hack no I wouldn't shout shout out Freddy yeah Freddy Freddie um no but it was like things like that where I would get so like oh this guy's not even that good and he's holding BS for this person you know like or you see like celebrity trainers and stuff this guy's a he's a ████ hack this guy most celebrity trainers are garbage though they are a lot of them like I saw a video Drake hitting uh he was doing he was boxing and I was like this guy even teaching Drake how to ████ box bro like this looks bad on on everybody's part like this is he looks like ████ you know he looks like he punches like a girl and the guy holding p for is like yeah let's

8:31 go let's go and I'm like dude this is awful see that's that's very acceptable snobbery though cuz that's like your profession in like your industry this room used to be snobby as ████ about the Paul Brothers doing boxing but then like the rest of the world everyone's brain broke about it yeah you're like this is you just accept it y cuz they're good at it still and not ████ do you do you ever do you ever get snobby about like I think like a lot of dancers from our generation when they see kind of like where the style has gone for certain choreography they can't identify with that so they're just like oh that looks weird and but then it's like popular now or how you guys look at Tik Tok dancers Tik Tok dancers I joke about it but I I can't actually believe the snobber because I feel like we were the generation that received it from OG's you know so like so it's like um

9:23 like when we were first doing things like YouTube or Instagram that wasn't available to our previous generation so they were talking ████ on us but we were just doing what was available to Too Much empathy bro you need to judge more show whereas like so now when I look at like people are coming up on Tik Tok and are killing the game exponentially I'm not like dude these guys don't know how to do whatever I'm just like oh they're just using today's platform I can't hate on it cuz I got so many perks My Generation from things that like they didn't get I see we got TV and YouTube that's crazy right hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen in here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the J jewel. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way

10:15 more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go dude look at what B buying a cheap house has made you so humble like you're not even like people no no no it's okay he lives with the people I'll throw myself under the rug I know what I'm kind of snobbery at and I think most of you guys can probably relate to this passion no why why would you say passion haircuts getting a perm haircuts no that's not my snobbery part I don't have enough knowledge in that space or experience lotions no Che what is it no but that's fun um it's it's how to fly or travel via flight at the airport and stuff like that what are you talking about s I'm not snobbing cuz I like fly first class all the time but I just fly so frequently that to me I'm like there is a way to do things you are a lower piece of middle class piece of crap if

11:06 you don't know how to do things a certain so what's your what's your what do you do what do you do what do you do it's just like knowing how when to line up knowing like the order in which things need to happen on the plane where to put your bag in the way to put your bag there how you sit down how you treat the person who sits in the middle of that's true that's true when to put up and down stuff or when to like put your chair back and ████ you know what I mean like there's the right way to do stuff otherwise you're a piece of crap and you should just die people do things that make you want to scream get with the program like don't you know what's happening take your ████ shoes off before you get to the bins dude yeah there's there's just a way and it's like okay if you don't if you're truly tourist and you don't speak the language I give you mad Grace you know I should have been rich and flown before how can you tell they don't speak the language just looking at them I'm judging the crap at him cuz I'm a snob I know you're talking about you're looking at that poor family that got their whole house burned from the fire now they have to

11:57 evacuate and go to another place they never flown before you're just like Irrelevant this video coming out in 10 years are you are you picking people out and you're like you're actually boarding class three we're boarding number one are you one of those guys so I'm going to you know what I will do if I'm if I'm like let's say I have like my Premier status right let's say I'm like boarding Class 2 and I see somebody else who's board in class 3 that you know when they're like waiting to like go on they're trying to sneak in I'll I'll be like and I see it on their ticket I'll like walk by and be like um hey are you are you Bor in class 2 all innocent like and they'll have to just like oh like I'm three that's pry okay cool and you know what I am a snob about when it comes to traveling if I end up getting a good ticket like business class or whatever and I know I have access to the lounge I'll like walk by the regular terminal I'm too good for that and I'll walk it to last all right

12:47 now we're actually hitting the snob Mark cuz I had snob Mark okay what does a snob person mean a person who respects and likes only people who are of a high social class or a person who has extremely high standards who is not satisfied by the things that ordinary people like tapex I'm above that dude tap yoka what you're more uh ji kind of guy I know Y and and only the highest of quality yeah mobile time guy I like it I'm a snob about Whole Foods I think that place sucks that's snob anti I'm just saying dude I I hate that ████ it it's like $75 talking about snob though snobbery is like I like Iran you know ████ everybody else wag you like

13:39 yeah yeah like what are we snobs about sure there is I'm pretty trashy I think I'm garbage dude I think I'm pretty garbage open garbage but I am a snob about my garbagey because I take ownership of what the ████ I love yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like you don't know when you go into Whole Foods right if you see the stickers on a lot of the fruit and whatever it's the same ████ that's in rales comes from the same Farms there's nothing that the only thing cool about it is like Trader Joe's where they have their own package ████ and you know they Source cool stuff yeah yeah I used to be a snob about Trader Joe's how about that oh really I used to be a snob Big Time snob about Trader Joe's cuz I what did you not like about it I thought it was a bunch of ████ hippies there it kind of is it is and I hippies used to drive me ████ crazy when I first moved to

14:29 LA cuz I I never was around hippies growing up and I just thought hippies were just subhumans I really wasn't into it plus it was it's so crowded in a ████ Trader Joe's and I was like why does everyone go here it's so crowded everyone here smells like Bo you know what I mean like I was really pissed about it I I used to not like that everybody traded Jo all the workers they always like try to like talk to you and stuff training is that crazy like so what you got going today and I was like I wasn't ready to answer this question or they're like I was ready to type in my pin or they're like these are really good and i' be like don't ████ talk to me Steve stands back but now I love it cuz I'm like oh these are good okay sick good okay good I know what I'm a snob about Korean barbecue places I noticed if it's $20 or under you're going to get freezer burn that's

15:19 true that's true so now if I go I'd rather go to nonone all you can eat or if it is all you can need is got to be like 30 bucks or above and you know what they do the first the first plate of brisket is good and after that it's like no fat it's all ████ tough where the ████ did you get this from this isn't the same as the last one I'm a snob about that so if I see it we know your tricks Korean barbecue at $15.99 yeah exactly interesting trick only the first one's good yeah the first brisket it's fat it's nice and then after that it's it's all tough another snop thing level any Asian restaurant I go to that mixes cultures I'm like ████ you oh yeah yeah yeah you can only be good at one discipline you go to a thae place and then there's like ████ California rolles I'm like ████ this place bro what the ████ is it like

16:11 getting the ████ out of how about this ████ ████ people who have pool covers I'm always like you're trash pool covers ████ garbage all the pool covers it just looks whack brother it looks like like what's the point of having a pool you might as well have an old car out there next to it like leaves like everybody else yeah yeah might as well be above ground pool mhm do you feel like you're snobby with some of your like personal gear I remember one time I hit you up I was like Yo dude like uh let me borrow some snowboard gear or whatever oh and then you were like honestly all my stuff is like the baller of stuff I got it I am a big snob about this the lowest tier luxury item so you could pretend to be rich I am a ████ snob of the highend stuff no like so

17:01 like if you're going to get into luxury goods know your ████ right but people just buy the whatever yeah yeah and then so like it's like they're it's like people that want to look rich mhm so then they'll get like like the cheapest Porsche yeah the PE but it's like they don't actually like that so it's like it's like I know what you're doing you're just a real estate agent like I know I mean what I mean by that is real estate agents they want to look a certain way right you're not you're not most of them aren't successful they just want to look a certain way or like they're they want to present a certain way and I'm like I know you're you're broke like why are you pretending but they want to make other broke people feel like they're rich so that's the story I tell when I see these guys and maybe it might just be like yo man I've been saving up it's my first like Louis Vuitton item and then like I'm here

17:52 trashing it like you broke ████ like why the ████ are you getting the cheapest item in the luxury Place well I don't even get it at all but you know but that's my image of them is like you get a Mercedes to show off but you get the s████████ one and it's like the cheapest one and it's the it's the it's the lowest version of it what is the cheap out of curiosity what is the cheapest that's funny because I I like it the other way okay um like for example I like it like when I see somebody who has like that one item I like to tell the story it's like you worked hard for that I hate it when I see those like Chinese people over here that like everything that's what I'm yeah that's what I'm talking about from from head to toe you're disgusting but if they're Chinese they're probably a billionaire they just have bad taste yeah they they have they definitely have the money for it tracksuit ladies and Juicy Couture is pretty good oh dude you know what I'm going s about curves I

18:43 don't I don't I kind of don't like sneaker heads really that's anti snob then is that anti snob I kind of find them fascinating but you know why though because I think majority of them just think having a shoe is like so cool but the rest of them is so unkempt like they're just they just look like ████ and then they have nice shoes and I'm just kind of like but every other article of clothing and and just your hair and face and all of your style is so bad but then you just have like cool shoes it's wild that they don't really wear the shoes and they just think it's like validating it just feels like it just feels like misplaced confidence dude some of those sneaker head videos though are pretty good where guys are like coming in with trying to like barter with these guys I love that ████ like a fake

19:34 fascinating trying to Pawn off some fake ████ but then he didn't end up selling ch's got fake sub's got fake Air Maxes speaking of subin I got to hit him up for a haircut oh nice

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