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It Turns Out Safety Deposit Boxes Are Not Safe

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0:00 [Music] hey you guys think safety boxes are pretty safe I don't know depending on who you ask you mean like the ones where you get them at like a bank yeah yeah yeah the bank on I have no experience with those you've been using the heck out of those things you were saying yeah you got to stash all your um old porn that you don't want to get taken away magazines take it all the way there gold coins the Vintage Vint vintage stuff lot of money boys so yeah apparently you got to be real careful about these things why cuz uh who's going in there people that work at the bank they're going in her safety deposit box this chick named Irina bro said she and her father opened a safety deposit box 2009 to keep important documents jewelry and money she eventually became the principal owner when her father became

0:51 too ill to leave the house but last February she discovered her money which she kept Inside the Box inside of a clear plastic Ziploc bag it was all gone w she's like it's it's like in the movies it was a nightmare police were called to the TD Canada Trust Bank that's what the problem is not much trust true though uh in St Hubert on Montreal's South Shore and bryo asked the bank to investigate but it's been an uphill battle constant conflict there's a confidential nature of the boxes right so only this person could vouch for its content so they don't know what's in it technically oh so how do they know that you lost it but there's no cameras there's no registry no they you don't you don't say oh you don't have you ever had one before no that's how I don't I don't know how it works so how it works is

1:41 they leave you alone in a room you have a safety deposit box and then you put whatever items you want inside there's no like sign in like who signed in at different times or anything what well no there they know when you came in because you like you use your bank card to like get access to the Vault but you don't know the contents of it correct well that seems kind of silly it is a little silly but it's also like good for privacy right the Privacy thing so the idea and Sh the idea is to use the bank security to protect your assets but then here they're basically saying like how do we know that you had that oh ████ do you believe her no oh cuz she's a woman mhm they lie they're emotional they lie I had believe all women I had women hurt me before and so I don't believe them anymore me too how many years of footage do they have to look at to find who WI inside that box so they don't really do

2:33 that they kind of don't care that much yeah that's what sucks right so a few months before her money went missing she said her key began began sticking in the lock the bank couldn't replace it so in the fall of 2023 she moved all of her belongs to a brand new box and the bank issued a new signing card right like I said you sign with the card each box has a signing card that lists who authorized who has the access and who did it when it's a historical record the C customer and Bank employee both have to sign to keep track of visits but last Christmas she said her card went missing despite this she said the bank employee let her access the box so she's kind of complaining about it but then she didn't have the key so like how did she get in she said the Banky po you let me in and how do you and for what reason would you also technically regularly check a safety deposit box isn't that usually

3:23 something that you you put there for like a long time it seems like she's going back and forth a lot and how much is she alleging she lost so she lost um one of those little um little fighting fish in thear Fish fish she had it in a jarn she would go there defeat it oh that's why she's regularly going that's a very good kind of an inefficient system an ████ what a dick should have fish T you should put it editor put a little little super here it says Anthony Lee idiot he like what how much did she lose like that she don't say it don't say it I'm not going to say the word I'm not going to say it she's saying that she lost $20,000 oh ████ yeah yeah 20 G's in C Canadian yeah oh yeah so it's like

4:15 10 dude it's like that Yen video it's like it's like 4 cents or something first of all it was new taiese dollars my there you go okay so yeah so basically Bank box protections differ from bank accounts that's kind what the banks were saying like look dude it's a different way that we do this and that's why there are vulnerabilities because you have to get a bank employee who's like going to acquest to your demand so there that's the vulnerability right there and then they they have to use your card but this chick got in without her card so she kind of already knew that it was messed up and didn't worry about that so then her she goes back to her box funds are stolen and she's like holy ████ this is crazy do you guys have safy deposit I do you're pretty gang what do you have it for what's in there

5:05 don't say it don't say it but I know what it is beta fish yeah it's that but I uh yeah I you feel that safer than having the sa let's move on I want to be a crypto video again listen dude you get on board or you don't you you think that's safer than having an actual safe in your house well I just I just don't uh trust my house you know what I trust what my memory I have all over here code in his mind 20 22 seed freas yep that's going to work out real well let's go baby yeah you think so you going to bet it all on that yep oh god dude test me 22 okay all right what's the first word Pharmacy fish pineapple huh oh you ████ me up do I forg got him dude stop saying pineapple

5:57 bro ████ up you have to stop saying pineapple so I can get my going to get back in my wallet goer is always in there right go go like in like in like 8 minutes you're going to be like so what did she have in the envelope four minutes all right over turret exempt beta fish yeah so yeah we all know that ████ but yeah so uh yeah but yeah say deposit box in okay in actuality I have uh me and Nikki when we got uh our first day I got a little ticket St of um Star Trek 2 the new one Into Darkness not good that's cute it's a fade very faded little ticket stub in a plastic bag that I have in my Sav deposit she laminated uh I put it in a zip block that's pretty good

6:47 that's pretty to have a safe deposit box it's about 60 bucks a year that's pretty good not bad that's it it's not bad at all sub bank accounts will give you one as a part of their account or plan or whatever I've been a M for a long time soy well my they hook it up but I don't trust it as much as burying it somewhere bearing it in land that's not yours old school he's just like you know I'm a pirate he can't remember your seed frease you going remember where you buried uh your box well he has a map right but what if somebody what if they start to build Apartments where you buried it and then you dig it up oh I'd have to move it dude what if what if what if you're trying to remember the map and then Matt Kim's yelling pineapple at you the whole time that's

7:38 going to be rough I lost 10 grand before when I lost more than that before when I was no but this is high school it was pretty big oh ████ I had an envelope of cash yeah and I HD it so ████ good in my closet I swear to God where'd it go it's the same story as this girl just disappeared ████ God yeah yeah was that the same year you got like $10,000 rims no I didn't spend it rims I think it was either the movers or one of my friends who came over it's your friends dude and and you're Joe so you're like I so I put 10 grand in the wall and look at look look it's so cool and all and this guy's just like what an idiot I told nobody is it is it illegal to like let's say that you have evidence

8:28 like you committed a crime and you have the evidence can you put that in the safe deposit box and then if the police find out that you could have done that are they allowed to get you to take it out of there I don't know man or do you just go it's I think probably if they can get a warrant served go anywhere that's why I'm like is it really that safe deposit box oh I was waiting for it I mean I don't trust Banks your like guns and other passports and stuff fake identities right you have guns yes you have hecking guns I'm in Georgia how many hecking guns you got 12 13 a healthy amount you just get into it clearly uh we just bullying you just start stacking them over time you just got into it yeah it's

9:18 Georgia everyone's got arsenals how many guns can you get at a time in Georgia you don't need any sort of license or approval to buy guns you can just buy there's no waiting period after you we're constitutional care LIC dude you got aile form in California you got a file out form to buy ████ ammo yeah and you have like California compliant guns which is crazy here yeah and you can only buy one handgun a month yeah and it's like limited on how big the rounds are or how many rounds you have in a magazine yeah there's a lot of limits a lot a lot of what's your favorite hecken gun you got hecking gun that's how we talk I heard you get a cannon in Georgia Canon you get a Canon a cannon what do you mean that's it this a cannon no dude you can't get a tret

10:08 what's a I don't know dude I played Age of Empires I'm just remembering ████ is that like a crossbow I think it's the up GI crossbow okay it's like bigger no I seen dudes with a cannon I seen dudes ████ go to a McDonald's drive-thru in a in a ████ tank that's pretty cool how they fit that's pretty sick it was one of those like little ones they order is most important I think it was the two cheeseburger fish Fila that's smart cuz they spent so much money in the tank so do you believe her that that she really had that money in there or you think she's lying I believe her St sex that means that means you or unsafe no unsafe I you think it's UNS okay you think I'm you think I'm sexist about it hell yeah well it's because a a girl hurt me in 2001 oh that makes sense yeah so I can't but she's

10:58 not the same girl sorry Steve she's not the don't you have women in your life like sisters and mothers I have a sister she's pretty hot yeah see think about her when you about this girl I am right now well um I don't trust the government so how the ████ am I going to trust the bank to watch my money okay are you ready custodial yeah you're responsible for your own ████ then freezer put it in the freezer way back put it behind like closet no M I like sa safes at home are kind of cool yeah how many safes do you have you have a lot huh I have a bunch of little small ones and one main big one yeah don't tell everybody pick up and leave with small ones don't have important stuff in them I leave my really really important stuff in my safe at Bart's

11:49 house oh damn how much does that cost it's really important I put I put I put a million dollars in cash in B come get it dude yeah Bart's like come and get it ████ dude imagine going to Bart's house and you like as soon as you hear the alarm go off you see a strobe light and you see Bart show up in his ski mask strobe with the ████ chainsaw like ████ that dude go somewhere else that's some Purge stuff yeah dude forget it

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