0:00 It's like this this dude, he like starts daggering this chick and then this other chick jumps on him. So he's like holding her like this and then they start going out of the circle and then there's somewhere where there was a bicycle and he put her on the bicycle and then he just bikes all the way gone. >> Yeah, that's smart. >> Goes down the street AND EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "YEAH!" And he's just gone, yeah. >> He just jacks someone's bike? And welcome back to another episode of The Careful Boys. Uh I'm pretty sure and I expect a unanimous, everybody has seen this and probably also loves it. Uh you guys all seen Cool Runnings? Cool Runnings! We are the Jamaican bobsled team. It's it's a classic, based on a true story and right now uh is a really really exciting team
0:51 exciting time because Jamaican bobsled teams have all qualified for the 2026 Winter Olympics, three separate teams. They were rejected and denied any Again, if you guys don't know Cool Runnings is or why that's even like impressive, think about like a tropical island doing winter sports and training so what sport in that environment, right? So Black people don't like the cold. >> [laughter] >> They say it. That's what they tell us. Don't like the cold, man. In the last uh few Olympics outside of literally the last one in 2022, they hadn't had that many teams qualify and also in like November of 2025 in an international bobsled uh racing circuit, they won the grand championships for that. So >> Cool Runnings? The Jamaican bobsled team, yes. So basically there's an actual chance or people are really like
1:41 kind of hoping for this particular Olympics this year uh for the Winter Olympics cuz they're also doing the Winter in 2026 um that Jamaica wins. Jamaica. It's pretty intense. They should come out with a Cool Runnings 2 after they win. That'll be so cool. I assume they will, to be completely honest with you. That'll be really good. >> Oh, yeah. If they win, why would they not do a Cool Runnings 2? Three teams that qualify? >> teams, yeah. >> Yeah, who would be on the the the cast? The two-man team, the four-man team, and then the Jamaican women's two-woman team. >> Oh, ████ >> Wait, I forgot women exist. Oh, they're they're basically they hold first alternate status. The the women's team holds first alternate status and remains eligible should any nation withdraw. If they made a movie, you need Michael B. Jordan. Uh-huh. Can he do Jamaican, though? >> That means you need Ryan Coogler. Yeah. This will be a Ryan Coogler film, for
2:31 sure. >> Yeah, it's got to be both. Okay. Because if it's just like a Spike Lee film or joint, I should say. It's got to be comedy. >> to have like Denzel in >> You know who the coach is going to be? The coach is Donnell Rawlings, dude. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Hell, yeah. No, as he's Can we make it a horror and have Jordan Peele direct it? >> [laughter] >> What would make a bobsled situation horror, though? >> their limbs off. Oh, jeez. >> [laughter] >> That's it. That's not even a horror. >> It could be Get Out, but in like uh the the summer the winter Olympics. [laughter] Oh, they're trying to get out of the bobsled. >> Yeah, everyone's is like creepy whites, you know. The winter Olympics is like a secret meeting place for all the elite whites. >> Oh, yeah. That is where probably elite whites hang out. And in the snow. >> That's true. What do you think, Ryan? I think it should be as soon as they go,
3:21 they find out they sent another team of white bobsledders on the same track and they're going to collide. >> Oh, head-on collision. >> thought you meant they sent another team from Jamaica. All white guys. >> [laughter] >> White Jamaicans. They show up. They say, "We're from Jamaica." "So are we, mon." >> [laughter] >> I think the modern one has to be like you have a Chinese Jamaican, black Jamaican, Indian Jamaican. >> is 11 Cool Runnings. >> Yeah, Oceans >> Oceans 11 Cool Runnings. >> Transgender Jamaican. Yeah. And then you bring them all together. >> Trans Jamaican. Where you're not even from Jamaica. So white guy that identifies identifies Jamaican. No, it's a California reggae band white guy with a with a rasta hat that moved to Jamaica. Oh, then that means you have to have a Japanese
4:11 Jamaican reggae dancer like a dancehall dancer. Oh, yeah. Daggering guy? Daggering. Thing. Deep cut, man. That's pretty deep. Are you familiar with daggering? That's a He's a famous guy? No, daggering is a is a dance style. >> When they rough butt >> Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that. >> the hard butt >> I don't have the hips for that. >> it's like freaking WWE mixed with freaking It's high impact. >> They smack the girl so hard they fall off stage. >> I've seen that. And they're like jumping on chicks. Yep. They jump from like two stories high and ████ Like a reggae artist like a big black female and a Asian guy pulls up and he just daggers the crap out of her. >> Your algo is ████ bro. I think he's like some Japanese kid, but it was funny. I seen the one where they get on a bicycle and bike away. Have you seen
5:01 that? >> No. >> [laughter] >> What the hell? Wait, what? It's like this this dude he like starts daggering this chick and then this other chick jumps on him. So he's like holding her like this and then they start going out of the circle and then there's somewhere where there was a bicycle and he put her on the bicycle and then he just bikes all the way gone. Yeah, it's smart. >> Goes down the street. EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "YEAH." He took her away. Yeah. He just jacks someone's bike. I don't know. It might have been his bike. I don't know. He just jacks someone's girl. It's really good, [laughter] though. Worst case scenario. >> [gasps and laughter] >> The dude's bike, too. He gets his girl and his bike jacked. But he's also supporting the culture. So he's like, "What What's happening?" It's called daggering? >> If you're going to make a Cool Runnings 2, you got to have daggering in it. That's the opening scene. Yeah, just all these people getting slammed hard and it's their special power. It's like Kung
5:51 Fu Hustle or like uh Shaolin Soccer where like that's his style like his style is like he slam ████ the ████ out of her. So then she flies and then he's like oh man my dance partner is all like don't want to dance with me because they get hurt. But then for this maybe there's a special technique he could use a thrust and ████ hits the ████ Push the slam. Slam. Yeah. >> Aren't there a s███████ of Japanese people in Jamaica? I think there's a lot of Japanese hardcore enthusiasts of Jamaican stuff like reggae or whatever they move there to to like Yeah. It's kind of like when they get into lowrider culture they go so far that they become Mexican. >> I remember I've seen Instagram pages of whole Jamaican clubs in Jamaica that are like Japanese people staff. There are individuals and families but there aren't quote unquote a lot. It's not like there's a there's not like a large diaspora.
6:41 >> Zil huh? There's a lot of Chinese people. I think there's a lot of Yeah. And they have the accent and everything. It's crazy. Cuz I think the Japanese are like the the like the they're like the weebs of Or reggae or otaku reggae. Yeah, they're not like cuz they had to be there like the Chinese they had to be there cuz they're like running away and they built a shop and ████ like they they're there for generations. Okay. Yeah. Per a 2020 census there were 188 Japanese people recorded nationals in Jamaica. So most of them were probably visitors. >> Yeah, maybe they're just like they just go there to be legit. >> Yeah. And then gain the real culture and then come back and be like I know what's really up now. Yeah. Jamaican beef patties that's what I learned how to make. Do you like Jerk Jamaican food? Do you like Jerk chicken? I love it. I love Jerk chicken. Delicious. I love it. bomb dude. Out on the west coast though. Like I don't really know any good Jamaican spots. Pico like in West LA they got
7:31 really bomb Jamaican food. That s███'s fire dude. My uh We went to a wedding in in in England and they the the rest of reception caterer it was Jamaican it was just a Jamaican catering company. So, the dude rolled up and I was like, something smells delicious. >> bongos? Like, what is that? No, he rolled up in a truck, right? And then I was like, damn, that smells like weed. So, I go I go over, I look at the dude, and then like, um I was just looking for a lighter, so I was like, yeah, and then he he goes, oh, you you're not from here, mon. And I'm like, yeah, I'm from LA. He goes, I could hear it. He goes, and he was talking about like he had he had family in California and he's all, you want to share this joint with me and all this ████ >> Damn. And then they cooked up some It was so fire. They had jerk chicken, they had like rice, they had all this stuff. >> Was it fire because it was fire or was it fire because you were high? Oh, I wasn't high at that point. By the time I was eating, we were just going to town
8:21 with it. And I was like, man, how come we can't have jerk jerk chicken like this in LA? >> Authentic, dude. That ████ can get pretty spicy sometimes, too. Holy moly, dude. >> good. Have you guys been to Jamaica? I would like to go. No, I have. >> What what did you go on? Was it for a gig? Yeah, it was for a gig. >> Daggering finals? Daggering finals, huge gig. I'm kind of a a national treasure there. I have a daggering. Yeah, specifically. How do you throw down, dude? Yeah. Do you need a physical example right now? You want to show us what daggering looks like? >> Use him, he's the lightest. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. We can't It'll mess up our audio situation with these mics. The point is though, I will say whatever weed we smoked out there was bomb. Better than Cali weed? from California? It's different but good. Usually when you go outside of California, you go international, when you go international, I try to eat that. I asked, do I try to get this for
9:11 you? You smoke weed? Yeah, how about the Korean weed? Can't do it. Never done it. Never would. Never will. Better than that dank CCP? >> [laughter] >> When you when you when you usually smoke weed in other countries, allegedly, it's not even it's never close. It's not even a conversation. It's it's more like, oh, the fact that you got some, cool. Let's just enjoy the novelty of it, right? Jamaica was like, this is good. We Some of the guys were trying to sneak a a seed back. Wow. What? They were really going to risk it all. They had to try and grow it. >> be good then. Allegedly. You're right though cuz I when I had weed it like I barely smoke now, but when I had it in Amsterdam and cuz we had to it was a cafe, we were we bought several joints and we were just smoking it like cigarettes and it didn't ████ us up the way that like one hit would ████ me up
10:01 with from California weed. Yep. >> It's different. >> Different out here. >> mild. For like legitimately when they talk about all like NorCal weed, you think that you hear that because like you're thinking about just your region growing up in California of California NorCal weed is better and then you realize that NorCal weed is like maybe the like top dog. top of the world. >> What? It is. Really? ████ you up, man. >> you to space. California I thought it was normal for weed to make you hallucinate. Whereas like when you smoke outside of the it's just and also it's like it tastes weird and makes me cough a lot when it's not from California. >> It's synonymous to Colombian coke. My lord, that's a statement. >> California weed. >> Wait a minute. Can you just say off the record And he has the only only person that can say that cuz he's tried both. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. No one else has
10:51 that up. Can you science? Okay, based I don't smoke as much as you do. >> heard, from a scale of one to 10, where does China weed lie? Just from what you heard. >> And China coke. >> you've never done it there cuz it's illegal. I don't know what China weed is. I've never had China weed. I know based on what you heard. I'm not saying you know. >> about China coke, too? Based off what I heard? >> Yeah. Where does it lie in the rating? I mean It's not known for it. I'll say that. >> like a five out of 10? It's it's pretty low. Damn, lower than five? >> Sub five. >> So you wouldn't do it again? >> [laughter] >> I know you've never done it, but would you ever do it again? >> [laughter] [laughter] >> I will give Amsterdam the space cakes. Okay. What about the edibles? The edibles. Vietnam's weed, is it okay? I
11:41 don't know. >> Not trying? No, Vi- Vietnam does Thuoc Lao. They do like a tobacco out of a a bamboo bong, which is legal there. And it is the craziest head chain. >> No way. >> So, it's just pure nicotine to the dome. >> Pure tobacco, you hit it off of a bong, and when you hit it my and and it's legal Wow. I think. Uh my first time the guys were like, "Hey, you got to try this." I was like, "Ah, you know, I'll try I want to try everything once if it's legal." And then I try this thing, and I literally had to be like, "I'm going to grab your shoulder because I will fall over as I'm processing this experience." >> Did you feel anything? Uh the first time you had betel nut? Oh, I did. I did. It just makes your heart beat like crazy, and you're just like much more engaged. >> I think really it's yeah, it's just meth. I think it's like a yeah, it's like a organic meth type of thing. Or or like a also like a tobacco type of like
12:31 >> kills your teeth, too. Yeah. ████ be just like they get they have like whole like Costco-level wholesale bags. Oh my god. >> Just they eat like every day they're they're just throwing them in. >> Yeah. Or in China. I heard in Taiwan you roll up and it's like those bikini coffee girls where they're just like girls in scantily outfits and you buy the bin lang betel nut. >> Bin lang? Yeah. Bro, there's a bikini coffee place in Vegas now. Really? >> No way! No way. >> called OC Cafes still? No, it's just called bikini coffee. It's It's No, you know the >> the one that you pull up on? No, you know it's not like the Viet shop, it's the one that's a stand. It's a coffee stand. You mean like the Seattle stuff? >> the side is basically naked, yeah. What? Yes. >> is it the orange one? Like the or- like there's a bikini coffee chain. No, it's only there's only one. There's the only one. >> Bros? No.
13:22 >> [laughter] >> Starbucks. Yeah. That it's like I only know about it it's right next to where I bought my car. Oh, ████ >> So I was like, "Yo, what the f███?" So you could see the chick from far away. Yeah, you can see her, yeah. >> Like uh scantily clad or whatever. No, just straight up ████ tits. Wait, what the ████ >> Yeah, I'm telling you. >> Naked naked. >> Yes, right next to CarMax on Sahara. >> [laughter] >> And uh And it wasn't a promo for like Crazy Horse? >> Oh, it's literally called It just straight up says bikini coffee on it. The lattes are legit? >> I don't know. Probably probably not. >> [laughter] >> The actual place is called Espresso Angels. >> Ah, okay, yeah, yeah. >> Then they have they have a giant thing that says bikini coffee. It's right there. >> How's JuneBee ever going to compete with that? Cuz of this guy's buns. >> model, dude? >> showing his buns, dude.
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