0:00 [Music] the careful boys now have to decipher you know there's a guy who has some relationship problems with his wife okay um his wife when they got together she said that she's a bisexual and that she very much would like to have sex with him and another woman someday that's what she promised that's what she said however sounds fun now all of a sudden now that they're a couple years into their marriage he was at the beach with her recently and he's like hey or she the wife commented first that that woman looked pretty sexy i liked when she said that so the man was like would you like me to try to figure out you know if she's interested in having a three with some with us and then she broke the news to him that she doesn't think she's into that anymore
0:51 that flip flopping ass lying ass what the hell that's gas lighting well that's gas lighting why does she even comment on that lady on the beach then you can't part-time bisexualized part-time sexual lies now this ████ gentleman would like to know how can he help her get back to who she used to be electrocution get back to your original rules she lost herself don't be so fake how much time has passed since years since those promises since those empty promises yeah that's why you got to keep maintaining gonna keep doing threesomes on direct that's why she has to pursue her passion immediately or else her dream dies yeah or is it or is it one of those things to like bait them into the marriage you know what i mean it's like it's like yeah i totally want children and then after it's like oh yeah you know what it's gonna ruin my career i agree with you i agree with you
1:41 women are evil you can't get married to someone for a threesome though right it's definitely a plus but she's but she swore to god that she would do that she did say that it's a flexibility thing you got to keep stretching or else you lose the flexibility oh yeah she wasn't stretching though you don't use it you lose it right but if you don't use being gay does that mean you become straight then because you go i ain't into the guys that much anymore because you weren't sucking enough dicks but the buy is flexible if you're just into one thing you're not oh well if you're like gay and you never do anything gay then are you good i think so yeah you're still gay i think so that just means you can't get a date i think it means that like you're yeah you're an insult yeah you're intel gay in cell games think about like a 1950s gay guy who's like all the way in the closet has like four kids rock hudson yeah exactly bro
2:31 all that ████ there's a lot of that going on repressed closets but what if you just never even had a male or female because nobody wants you yeah that's well then you get laughed at don't you my guy named joe joseph he laughed at your ████ face threesomes are overrated anyway wow speaking from experience how'd it go yeah um is it too much to handle it's stressful man what's so stressful though that muscles are way more fun really yeah because it's like two two one two you know it's even two guys two guys you can high five your bro four guys four guys in a room high five bro i've always met my friend two guys yeah it's like nba jam me and john stockton he's on fire have you done that legitimately yeah i've done a three i've done four how do you get that many homies to be down
3:21 i've only done one but it's so fun though yeah it was two dudes two chicks yeah yeah i think i had to take viagra it was a lot you get nervous first time the guy in the couple their experience you're like yeah they were swingers or yeah swingers did they invite you guys yeah yeah i met them on tinder oh nice oh it's so fun man these are a setting for did you switch swords back into the sheaths different women you're swapping swords were you emotionally attached to this one no oh good oh so you didn't even care so it was like it was like were you emotionally pulled out you're sorted and you put it into sleep who was better who was the better one that you had a better connection with was it the other guy's lady i've one of the woman i brought i've slept with her before so i probably know her body better but the new woman was fun too did you uh were you afraid you were gonna come too fast because it was so exciting yeah i was afraid i wasn't gonna be able to get it hard oh
4:11 yeah at first in the beginning i couldn't but then he was like let's relax you know it happens and then i just got a bit of viagra all good you took a whole pill or half of one don't remember nothing took a whole pill did you have to establish ground rules you're a party animal man uh ground rules no the guy said he wasn't the gun neither of us would buy for the guy but the women would buy so that's fine he's like if you accidentally enter my ass it's understandable what happens don't let it happen you're a human being and people make mistakes so while the girls were at it were you just like talking to the guy like they're hot huh yeah it's not high school yeah but like what are you doing because they're just like doing their thing and you're just like yeah like they're ████ you can watch a bit but you don't go like yeah bro how about chitchat you guys do you guys play fire sticks fire sticks
5:01 what's that you ever play first no no see in a threesome it's it's harder because if the woman's pleasing the other woman you feel like okay i need to do something but but then it's like double dutch it's really hard to do in porn logistically very hard to achieve like ████ someone from behind and that as a woman is going down another one you feel like you're interrupting them because your head's going all yeah it's like moving move you know but like if there's two guys you know both ████ the woman they can occasionally make up that's that's it's like shaking a guy when he's trying to do a graffiti piece ████ dude what if you are like i gotta rep the set man i think it's okay [Laughter]
5:51 did you ever used to shake your friends when they pissed yes yes yes that's a great past time you have to so mad i'll still do that dude that's funny they just like swivel their hips when they're trying to pee in the urinal how does that night end though is it just like all right bro that was sick how to recognize it it was normal do you fall do you guys do like beep there or do you put your clothes on and say okay i don't ████ sleep in that bed like four people have been on oh that's not my house although the best thing about having a foursome is you know the guy who invited you there they have a nice house because it's big enough in london to have that space you know for a foursome you know it's a nice house do you guys is there is there a competition like i'm not gonna finish before he does oh no i don't i don't think i think that'll be that would be fun so you come and go okay i'm done you guys keep going ahead that's what the
6:41 violet is for the the what the right i don't think viagra makes you i think if on viagra you come you still you can't get it hard again anyway oh really i always thought it like wow i've only taken one so i don't know yeah what do you do then you come and you go in the kitchen make some tea or something we come at about the same time when the other guys he's more experienced so i let him lead so when he comes out i'll come too you know oh what was the duration how long did this we went you ████ a bit you take a break a bit have some whiskey have some wine watch top gear again yeah two top gear is great sip some tea talk about the weather that's a good intermission is there a light that goes on intermission time all right guys tea whiskey top gear you're like the mclaren 460 has beat out the shelby gt wow couldn't believe it
7:32 yeah it was a good time it's a good time nice we're sexual maverick fun memories so this guy do everything once right yeah this guy is saying that um basically uh he so i told you about the idea that um he commented on a girl with a bikini i have a theory about this i think that he he was trying to reactivate this thing she says i just want to be with you and she's basically saying like hey pick me ████ you know what i mean like you i know you want your little fantasy and stuff but you better prioritize me first i think she doesn't feel that way here and that's what's going on because he's like oh she's ████ hot you wanna ████ her baby yeah yeah and i think it's different because if you were married and you want a threesome just let her choose right let her come up with it let her choose let her have the idea yeah i thought she would get you she didn't choose and then she thought she was sexy but she wasn't saying let's go ████ the ████ out of
8:22 this oh he was too like excited he wanted too bad he's like wait a minute you like her way too much what if you like her more than me exactly and then she's like ████ that whole thing i don't want it i just want you what do you think of that and then he's just like oh good so he shut up he should have like warmed into it a little bit better instead of being like hey should i ask her be like hey you remember when you said that thing i think it should be all up to her because it i think it makes her feel unsafe she feels like very much like oh okay so or he should have read the sign slowly like she's like oh that girl's really sexy be like hey did you want do you want me to go get a cocktail for us you know start really easing into a fun environment hey honey look quite bright and you have to laugh like that by the way that guy's too excited he's so smooth so he does it you know i'm half heart already that's crazy and you mostly you but also if they start talking together in their bikinis i'm jacking off and i'm coming i'm done
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