0:00 foreign so this is a French family that's vacationing they're staying in Miami they get this Airbnb and then a alligator comes and buys a kid and an alligator came and bit the kid holy no that didn't happen [Laughter] every 80s movie ever yeah hey kids you want a drug you want a drugs no they what happened is they so this French family they have a little baby 19 month old little baby girl and then they why they're traveling with a baby well that's all of your Heroes so they they end up putting the baby to
0:50 sleep uh they lay the baby down I think like on a couch or a little bed somewhere in the house this Airbnb they're staying at and then uh a few like I guess like a couple hours later they come back and then the baby is dying but why did they leave the baby alone for a few hours well that's ████ crazy the baby I don't know if it's a few hours whatever but they put the baby to sleep the baby goes to sleep okay okay and then they come back and then the baby's dying and they do a test and they realize that the baby died from a fentanyl overdose what though oh my God like on the ████ couch or some ████ they had no leftover overs on the couch well that that's that's the tricky part so is it Florida yes in Miami so what happened is like they it's about this much fentanyl can kill a an adult imagine what it tastes to call a baby
1:40 probably nothing yeah like a dust particle it's a crazy thing when I hear stories like this this makes me want to be like Republican you know what I mean that's crazy laws you know what I mean just get these ████ kids the ████ out of here yeah so the first thing that the uh you know when they uh call the ambulance and then the police the first thing they do is they have to test the parents for Fentanyl and then the parents there's no trace of fentanyl on anyone else in the house so they but everyone's like how the hell did this happen so they go they look through the records of the Airbnb they find out the previous uh people that stayed there had a like a cocaine field party or something yeah I mean but no but they what did we say how did they know that they did it before or something yeah they're like yeah we had a cocaine field party so yeah you told
2:31 her that they had jobs there and then we had a party but the thing is that they can't find anywhere in the house actual traces offend so do you think that when they were gone someone sprinkled fentanyl on the baby I like where your mind goes but yeah so because they can't find the actual Source they can't find the the actual literal source of the fentanyl they're not able to prosecute so what what the family is doing now is they're suing Airbnb itself what because on the grounds that Airbnb did not uh clean the place not the host of the house or the maid no because ever it's airbnb's I guess like they're trying to make it on Airbnb that the place wasn't there because yeah you're supposed to clean it
3:21 you're supposed to conform to like an Airbnb rules when you're a host I see so you're supposed to do that and rbb like charges this crazy ████ charge on cleaning these and it always smells like weird ass in the house yeah isn't it weird where it's like hey it's it's only like 100 bucks a night here and then you get the bill and it's like how the ████ did it turn out to 300 a night it was like cleaning things yeah yeah cleaning feet I'm like no I'll I'll don't trip but it's like or take how do we take that out anyways but in this case they that they apparently didn't clean enough and uh you're not supposed to if it's not cleaned enough you're not allowed to re-list it did the baby survive like this no the baby's dead the baby's dead oh ████ that baby the baby died wait a ████ bomb 19 month old baby you did like you can't even see it like you just
4:12 fentanyl overdose like what so that was what's scary about that is that where else is fentanyl like sprinkled yeah what if it's in a like how do I know if I get something I can of something at the grocery store and I come home and I'm like how do you sound weird dude yeah remember when we're in high school it was like Anthrax in the mail yeah yeah that's this year's remember Anthrax Anthrax is crazy was that happening like you cook for a full whole year it was the roughest leader of my life you should carefully open your mail I don't know if you guys did that do my dad used to do yeah Latino desert ████ hazardous but fentanyl is way crazier than them these did barbecue little ████ tonsils hey what the hell the Sun the fact that uh uh the crazy thing is the fact that an amount that small could kill this baby but it's so small that they can't even find traces of it anywhere Now isn't fentanyl like the leading cause of drug overdose like
5:03 over like the top leaderboard now yeah that's what I that's what I read yeah they gotta search the car and they just sniff in they pass it and they're like oh ████ and then they die they just got a cop and said he was in San Diego just like open the bag and then he just ████ boom he almost died dude I bet this happens a lot in Miami right because Miami's like the co-capital of the of like the us anymore that was in the 80s it could be that most of it's going through here you know but I mean any place that has a strong nightlife is gonna have well they have a lot of stronger nightlife Vegas oh yeah I mean yeah dude it's a drugs in general it's just like people that just people like drugs do we make them legal so we don't have these situations happen you know is that the thing no make
5:54 fentanyl illegal illegal is it well I think weather is legal or not people doing drugs that Airbnb I don't think it affects that you know right no exactly that's true yeah I don't know what I was thinking I don't know what's going with that yeah that's the situation that that's what's crazy is that there's nothing that could really prevent this situation that's what like Loki is also kind of like one of those like freak accidents you know what I mean like when they can't prosecute somebody it's like nobody ████ found traces of it anywhere it's like it's almost like getting hit by lightning as much as it sucks you know what if it was in the Uber and nobody knew that's true like on the way to the Airbnb the baby got sick on the Uber and then the baby didn't really go to sleep the baby was just dying and then so they put them in the couch and then they it wasn't even in the house said that prior it says prior to the baby falling asleep that the baby was playing it was normal everything so the baby could have been
6:45 playing around the house yeah and then the fentanyl could have been somewhere else not on the couch they checked but they didn't find find it anywhere at all because this could technically happen in a hotel room too yeah that's what I'm saying checking the hotel and you open the sheets and there's like body hair so sometimes they don't clean that good I found one body here dude and you're like true it could happen hotel too it would like I remember um we went to when I used I when I lived in Arizona I used to visit here I remember went to Venice Beach and it was a big ass scene because some lady brought her kid out to the beach and a ████ syringe hit his like in Venice Beach then his Beach heard that uh happened a lot dude like some heroin out of just left it in the ████ sand and some kid like stepped on it and it's like it had to go go get him to the hospital and get them tested and see what's going on
7:35 evidence is in I'm like ████ that never when I go to Venice Beach bro I ████ I wear three socks I wear cleats in the ████ beach dude protect from that syringe with three socks I know that's all I need so what do you think what do you do if you're staying somewhere you got a baby like how do you even so you just gotta roll with the punch or something you can do if your baby daddy just died that's why I make a lot maybe stay away from Miami for a little bit yeah I mean maybe don't ████ Airbnb when your baby's less than two years old having having a kid though when we travel like I used to really like airbnbs but we ended up just doing uh the hotel route because it's way easier you know like everyone has continental
8:26 breakfast or whatever yeah so that way instead of like if you're at Airbnb at secondly to your house so you gotta wake up and make food yeah but then they first stayed at a hotel you just go downstairs you at least grab a banana and a muffin or something or milk so it's just faster so I've actually have an Airbnb uh since we've had Taco going on family trips and it was it was actually cheaper than Hotel before and it was more comfortable now with the cleaning fee the covet cleaning fee all that ████ it made it way more expensive the responsibility I would rather just pay more money yeah be responsible it's like you got to pay more than a hotel but now a lot of them expect you to oh do this and then clean up it this way and then make sure you set the TV back to this and it's like what the ████ man it used to be like that also hotels will have like live service you know there's always that one random room that you don't go in that room like what the ████ is in that room no I want to see I want to go in that room now I'm over there
9:16 with the ████ room because when I when I when I was managing the Airbnb I was in that room no way I was in the secret room that nobody would really know and then sometimes I'd ████ up and make too much noise and then people go hey there's a guy in there and then they would all like gather outside the door they'd be knocking on it and they're like hey is there anyone in there you want a beer you want to party with us wait wait wait wait wait wait time out there's a guy in the Airbnb that's him sometimes sometimes what if you need to pee or go out if I open the door and I saw this at my Airbnb dude I would freak the ████ that's why I would never just first see you dude dude I would never be seen But the funny thing is that would you have a secret passageway to get out of the house I have my own the homeless man in my house I have my own sliding door to get out but then nobody really knows
10:06 it's there plus nobody reads the actual Airbnb info that I am there like they should know that but they don't read it all right so the crazy thing people don't like to read one time I really had to really make my head hurt dude I really had to leave the house and usually I wait till no one's outside to leave the house right but I really had to go and these dudes were chilling on my like uh my front lawn furniture and ████ they're just kicking it and I'm like how am I ████ get by them so uh what I did was I snuck out once everybody was like out of the foyer I snuck through the foyer went into the garage I picked up all these tools and then I opened the garage door and I'm like oh hey what's up my maintenance I was just fixing the tank yeah yeah and then they were like oh cool see you later and then I close the garage I'm like all right have a nice day wow
10:59 almost almost two years maybe like not one person ever like knew I was there you did it for two years I would have threw a rock or something so that they would have been like what the ████ is that and then they go investigate and then that's when you can run out what the ████ what's up with them I would yeah yeah he never heard me like ████ weird oh I've I've seen you're just like I have seen and heard the craziest ████ like cool like what yeah like uh oh man so the we can't have cameras anywhere in Airbnb other than entry points of the house or exit points so like a bathroom yeah it's right there in the ████ room on the Hooter shot yeah on the bidet yeah yeah there's a there's a camera by the back game so if someone's like hanging on the back gate I can see them or if they're in the front yard I can see that
11:50 but like there was this one like weird uh uh corporate retreat with like 25 dudes and one like little person and they made the little person put a uh like a basket on his head and stand in the middle of their Circle and they were just throwing ping pong balls into it and no one was laughing what the he was going like this turning and ████ and they were just a corporate retreat I don't know household that's called a spectrum dude yeah for sure at a Latino household that's called a baptism yeah and then that's weird and then another time there was there's one where it was like all women that had rented it out and then uh we got a noise complaint but I didn't uh the cops didn't didn't come someone had just called like the district police officer called me was
12:40 like hey it's pretty loud I was like all right uh I think they'll quiet down and then he came the next day the next morning and he came to talk to me because I have a good rapport with him and he's like hey you know what's going on here last night I'm like no what and goes I went to the top of the hill to like look into the house because you get a perfect view of the top floor from like the mountain across okay and he goes there was an all-women orgy oh ████ and he was like What if that was there for three hours he's so pissed if I didn't intervene it's like hey do the old maintenance guy yeah I would have showed up with a ████ hammer who's ready to party who wants to get fixed it's like just crazy ████ supposed
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