0:00 and I think it depends on how it all like how your brain receives all the information if isolated chick's hot she 21 like oh she's hot but you have a daughter and then your daughter brings like her friends they're just your daughter's friends so you don't start going oh bring her more so gross [Music] dude a Kentucky Republican introduced legislation that would amend the state's law so a person who had sex with their first cousin would no longer be criminally liable for incest ye we should have certain laws for a reason I don't agree with this before withdrawing it and claiming an error was made during the dang it Anthony there you go
0:50 again I saw this I reposted on my story oh really what did you say I said um he's four inet so I was like that's because none of y'all had hot cousins B Ryan did Ryan did sure as hell did so hot so I mean put your conspiracy hat back on what do you think about having sex with your first cousin I congressmen and women are idiots they're just not smart people like I that's the priority huh I think you're going to dunk that hard for a lack of word I've got the opportunity to meet many they are extremely under impressive people wow really like not overly smart not overly well spoken just like people you like really This Guy's in charge like I get that feeling all the time
1:40 when I meet Congressman but it makes sense to me though because I actually think that the best and brightest will go to the private sector like why would you okay if you're unless you have a hug why a public servant no 100% why would you like unless you care like it's like think about it right like why do people become cops a handful really want to be a cop cuz they ████ believe but most of them I don't know what else to do same with teachers a handful of them really ████ want to teach they love that ████ they're passionate and the rest of them I think it might be a solid job right and I think it's the same approach to the public sector who the ████ wakes up one day and goes I'm going to go work at the DMV that's my dream right like no it's a solid job it
2:31 pays the bills family lineage thing and I think that's the same thing with politics dude you ████ work your way up as a like you go you I don't know you're a city city clerk you know people coming in with their permits and ████ you're just signing ████ you're like this ████ boring man I'm going go higher I'mma Elevate whatever right not all some are great but a lot of them are just very underqualified for their positions and I think this situation and I bet you this was probably in a part of a bill cuz the bills are so large and there's so much language in a bill and then there's like sections of bills and the News will be like oh look at what he approved or what he agreed to but it's like three lines on like a 500 page Bill like they're not reading this they have no idea what's in there and like oh ████ I can't believe I co-signed that because no no Congressman would really like
3:22 knowingly support that right like that's political suicide it probably got snuck in there somewhere and um or they got paid yeah or he got paid to do it which they would do if someone paid him enough but the reality is like if you if that was your public thing chance of getting reelected is really small and that's all they especially if you talk about the House of Representatives which is two-year terms they literally live their lives on how to get elected the next term cuz only two years versus Senate which is 5 years which is like all right I'm actually going to try to do some work but there's less of them but on on the um House of Representative side like they're always fighting for another election so it seems like something someone made a mistake with although it's so stupid like who who's going to put the name on that yeah but so you don't believe that it's cool no I mean
4:12 you know I haven't seen your cousin that's my first cousin that's my cousin you got to look at your own cousin I mean no I mean so if I saw her then I wouldn't judge you as much you know I mean my friend said oh that's true yeah he had my friend said he had a hot cousin pretty banging he him yeah he my friend say he had a hot cousin and then remember Bart yeah was he right I saw the picture and she was hot not mad it's a little weird to be the cousin saying that huh all right hot take first cousin that's incest second cousin oh day bra I'll be ████ that ████ what exactly is a second cousin is that a cousin of a cousin or second cousin is like uh let's say like my parents my Dad's cousin had a kid their kid oh that's even okay in the animal
5:04 world second cousin by marriage even first cousins are okay in animal world no all right all right all right brothers and sisters Animal World third cousin twice removed but same age somehow or adopted sister what is twice removed mean adopted sister is totally fine isn't it no well conceptually it's like at least that's not true incest where there's like a DNA disparity yeah that's what I'm talking about like the risk is if it's just weirdness then all the above but if you're just talking about a kid surviving the yeah cuz we're talking about that's not that's not your blood lineage but third cousin is like ████ 12th you yeah but adopted is nothing you yeah but you grew up together so you might love each other no that's too oh you guys are ancal dude oh so you're
5:55 saying that you impregnated your adopted sister the day she got adopted if who's the guy that married his adopted daughter Wood Allen yeah big fan big fan of it's a good move as a powerful move he makes a good film that was weird that means he's a pet off yeah daughter's weird though she was from China too wasn't she it wasn't nearly as lambasted as you would think though people didn't really care back that wait are they still together yeah alive and well oh they're both well it's true love now she aged out of the hey there you go how long does it take to prove the true love I think after the first year you're good dude it's weird there's there's nothing you can say to make me okay with that that one's weird is it still weird if she's past 45 yeah it's always weird I mean I think
6:45 that's a definition of grooming yeah it is you're literally parental figure yeah yeah cuz everything that you've done prior to that you have to like look at with a different view oh that's awful that's so weird so he was grooming her while he was grooming her oh well yeah probably yeah apparently she also alleged that he molested her at age seven which is Weir chist I mean that's literally grooming saw that coming yeah we're not surprised best example of it that's ████ crazy dude that's that's so wrong but he never he never paid any type of like price for that right no cuz they're married yeah yeah they never nothing ever that's the ultimate punishment right there but they're still together punishment that he has to live with her stuck with her forever that's only way to like survive the cancellation well he's a little he's a little gry listed Now isn't he like from today's well remember the uh the
7:36 Filipino kid that was uh he was in like high school and he dated the the white lady who was his teacher that's different when it's a high school boy and a hot lady yeah yeah but then like she went they she went to jail he waited for her and then they got married afterwards and now they're making a movie about him and they had kids he was Filipino I think he was thought he was Simone or something he got the little stash dude ████ he a little Filipino guy Filipino a lot of girls can't resist your guys' dicks the toxicity is too strong too strong dude ████ they're too costic I don't know about you guys but if I grow up with someone right it's kind of like when Lions grow up with like golden retrievers family dog like you don't eat your family yeah you might ████ him no oh come on even if she's a 10 no that'll be how would you know she's a
8:26 10 cuz she's hot as ████ how are you able to ra her what if you watch him take a shower and you're like God damn it but when you're kid why you a 10 in there when you're kids and you grow up with the roles of like brother and sister adopted or not it's still ████ weird yeah I think you desexualize them eventually eventually you do yeah really yeah I think so hell yeah dude there's girls that I thought were attractive and then like I get to know them and I'm all like man you ain't that oh you're gross now yeah yeah yeah yeah 100% 100% is it okay to hook up with your foster sister ████ yeah no wait what foster sister so if you live in a foster home okay wait no no you don't I think that's been a dream of mine where my parents get a divorce right and then my mom remarries and then like and he's hot and then like yeah that's good no they have a
9:18 daughter and then like like like he has a daughter and like step step it's like Brady bun ████ step step is different but it's like but she's hot as ████ and then we're like oh let's we're just getting to know each other the movie so hard yeah I feel like if you grow up with somebody versus like you you're you you're a teenager or an adult and then you have something like then it's a little different but if you grow up with someone as supposed to be your sister role or cousin role that's a little funny ask a cat and a dog that grew up as a puppy and a kitten you think they're going to they're not going to like that ████ no what if you're like let's say that you work at like the boys and girls club and you're mentoring some kid and then they grow up to be 18 and then you start dating them is that weird that's a little weird that is weird that's great but but they're like it depends on the relationship they're a nine and they like you I think it would have to be how old are you it would be it would have to be those
10:09 things where like you go to summer and you come back and she got titties over the summer and you're like oh ████ dude you ain't no kid no more what's up dude like pulled my muscle dude you know why I don't know like that it's weird is because like my classmates I was I mean like that's the only refence I have right is like you go you're like you know sophomore junior ████ summer break you come back and then you're just like what happened to you girl that's true that's a real thing that's a real thing yeah such a hot way to say it you went from like rectangular to like hourglass but do you think for example when you're and for everybody when you're like 50 years old you can objectively look at like a 21y old and be like she's fine
11:00 yeah cuz you become 20 silent longer stay everybody hold that again I thought you was supposed to say a trick question but that was a pretty straightforward yeah so you can right yeah of course hell yeah but what if what if at that particular age and you're objectively able to see like a 21-year-old as like dang she's fine but she also happens to be maybe younger than like your daughter I think you can separate though twoo I think what Happ the game no because I think what happens in our mind is like we become 25 oh so you go when I was a young whipper snapper you would have been fell on the ball and and I think it depends on how it all like how your brain receives all the information if isolated chick's hot she's 21 like oh she's hot but you have a daughter and then your daughter brings like her friends they're just your daughter's friends so you don't start oh
11:51 ████ bring her more so gross dude did you want to come on vacation with us separately you saw us going like dang she's fine buil a relationship and then your daughter brings her over she like hey look meet my friend my brain would go recategorize I'll tell you what a great guy what a great guy if my mom's pretty old it's all theoretical by the way but but guess which parts are't I'll tell you this cuz I'm not agist all right same example but older my mom's a ████ too old but imagine if she was 50 and a cougar she's like 70 something so if she was 50 and then her home girls came and there was a hot ass 50-year-old I wouldn't be like oh you're like my mom's
12:41 age she's still ████ hot yeah true but even though your mom brought her over you wouldn't associate that with your mom's friend just like he's saying right now I think hot is hot hot is hot dude like when you see a celebrity so hot is hot right so now they're your steps sister oh see that's weird then or now that's the article they're your second cousin I think once you know them as family I think that's no matter what changes your lenses it does but I think it is true though like if if you like that context that you said of like if you had a daughter and she brought her friend over and then like I think that's just in my head my brain can't compute that it's like it's a completely different categ your yeah but even then it's like nah bro like here's one for you then let's say you're a a modeling casting agent and you're trying to cast for uh teen
13:33 like club wear and then the the boss goes I want you to pick the six hottest models for this brand how do you tell which kids to pick damn wait how old are these teens 15 14 well first off why am I working for teen club wear teen shouldn't be going to the club man you got cancelled for saying too much ████ here that's where you ended up and because you've been to an underage club before when you were a teen so you know the demo you might need to teleport your brain back to your 15-year-olds okay is that what you're doing hey that's what they're all doing when they're there huh on island huh I think to me just teleporting huh yeah IED them now okay good looking it's the same right like there's a point where they're like someone looks like a child and they're not like
14:23 medable and then there's a point above that where they're like I don't know why we said medable 14year old girl I wish we didn't do that could have just said hot or pretty you know I'm saying anything but made video the [Music] video
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