0:00 [Music] so truck drivers that are going across the nation are now trying to find ways to avoid going through chicago why do you think that is and it's not because of murder or anything like that i thought it was a gunfight baby the crossfire tyrant that's what they call it yeah no i thought they did a lot of uh robberies and stuff like the truck guys but it's not even to do with that oh they don't want to weigh in because their pizza sucks deep ones yeah the super deep dish you guys what's the debate you guys don't like you don't like chicago pizza oh i do i was just joking i like it if i have the time to eat it like i order it and it takes like two hours to make and they have to eat with a knife and fork because have you guys been to that place and it was it mesa masa or whatever is it like silver lake or echo park or
0:50 whatever but it's like this thick and you can literally only have one slice and you're done oh that's like chicago deep dish style of heavy yeah and you just fall asleep in a restaurant i like it because it's crispy on the bottom he's like from experience i'm telling you the only pizza that i really like is the fictitious one from the intro of ninja turtles movie oh it looks so the one that they're all like the one he cuts with the katana in the air dude that would be cool cutting pizzas with a freaking katana it goes like this and then it lands on each person's plate and it's splinter's head all these glitters on them feel like there's so many good business ideas every time we talk about crap we need to just say effort it just do it we're just digital pizza katana pizza emt pizza okay so here's here's an extra clue it has something to do with tow truck drivers oh ron ron ron's in chicago do you know about chicago i know deep dish pizza maybe they're tow truck drivers they
1:40 don't are active so they gain a lot of weight so they're probably avoiding chicago so they don't eat the pizza and therefore investing in their health yeah i think that's it i can't wait to be right [Laughter] i think they're towing the trucks like the tow truck drivers are stopping to get it uh deep this fish pizza and it's taking two hours so the tow truck driver comes and ████ takes away the money but now the customers are waiting two hours longer you don't have to do it that's the only thing we have maybe maybe that would happen and as soon as they see that guy leave their truck they're telling everybody they don't give a ████ he's like truck drivers like stop on the side right to like sleep like you have to take sleep schedules they're probably towing them with them in the truck it's a little more nefarious than that they wake up and then they're like what the ████ chicago is known for having a ton of bridges via ducks you know parts where the train runs right over
2:30 and uh these tow truck guys they'll wait in their trucks right next to those when a truck driver comes and he's not sure if he can make it any the tow truck driver see him looking and checking they go oh you're good you're good go ahead and then they go and they get stuck while they're stuck the tow truck guys all roll in and they go oh we'll get it out of there and even though the truck driver's like no no please don't please don't they latch on anyway and they take the trailer away oh but and then they go it'll just be a few hundred bucks by the time those those truck drivers get to the tow yard they're charged upwards of 10 to 15k to get their trailer out wow that is very shady how do you feel about that dang that's why tow truck industry has a bad name what's the honorable trump
3:20 but we give them like a 15 discount so they feel better about it see that's the only that's honorable 15k yeah now you pay 13 and a half when i was a junior in high school i was uh delivering uh pharmaceuticals to people in santa ana and then pharmaceuticals what a serious job is that for high school yeah i was outside i had performances i had crazy at crazy credentials already i was a rat yeah e cheese lap in the shape of a triple a t-shirt um and i would drive like until i was driving on the five and then my car died because my aunt's car her engine just ████ died somehow and i was like oh ████ oh ████ cause then the power steering turned off so i had to like slowly uh move it and i know what to do and i had like 20 uh pharmaceuticals on me so i was like oh ████ so i just ████ tossed it in the bush god you know when you're a kid you don't know what happens you think when you call the
4:10 tow truck you think the fire department is going to come and everyone you think he's the police you think you're ratting yourself out in somewhere you drink all the jokes i can't have the tow truck to ever catch me with you guys like don't arrest me he's gonna tell me carmel's gonna know i call the tow truck driver he comes and then brings my car back from uh santa ana all the way back to the 626 and when he came and i was oh is anyone else coming like nah and i'm like ████ i'm just like looking at the bushes there's 20 pills in there which is a lot you know i'm like oh god and then when they told me back to the 626 it was 80 bucks you're like damn man those pills could have ████ just for like 15 miles or something offer them some of the pharmaceuticals as payments i should have but i already throw it past the bus you're too scared to go back to the bush and grab it yeah i was gonna say did you drive back to the boat no it's two handfuls it was like you know the uh where the freeway is like this and there's like a fence and there's a bush
5:01 on the other side so i wanted to throw it extra over then if like cops came if they did come but what is that look how far away there's no way to throw like that far somewhere out there there's a homeless man smacking his teeth because he got something he's like what is this [Laughter] so yeah what do you think about tow companies that camp certain problem areas that's saying that's illegal you can't do that right no yeah it's actually illegal you're not allowed to uh what the fudge is the word scout poaching it's a poaching anyways yeah it's illegal you're not allowed to so even for police there's a specific rule that um unless you have a police contract you can't even tow the car unless they request you so you have to have a tow contract that's almost like sabotage right like if you're waiting right there also on top of this by the time the guys go to the tow yard and they go i didn't
5:51 sign off for that the tow uh the tow truck guy has forged their signature on the people yes so illegal oh my god people did that but they do it because these these truck drivers they're on a schedule and they just need their ████ so they go all right well i mean you just got to pay for it we'll give it to you so they're just like ████ fine and then they'll just charge it and then later they try to dispute it with their credit card company like hey it's fraud but it's so hard after the fact it's so hard yeah that's that's so funny is that pretty high level in terms of like scammy ████ that's pretty freaking dirt ball level that sounds like some mafia ████ dude yeah it's like a whole con we're not just a mind your own business at the supermarket and it's some guys like oh you got a ding in the car i'll fix it oh yeah get the ████ away from me i've had that like literally in traffic some guy was like
6:42 what because i have a dent on my car he's like hey uh i can fix that dent for you i was like dude we're in the middle of driving oh my god damn you know like mobile dent fixtures while you just give him a chance bro it's all fast and fast he jumps on my car nah and the worst part is like when you when they talk to you all loud and ████ and it catches you off guard and looking at them kind of weird like no i don't worry i'm a legit i'm like that makes you look way more knowledgeable check my yelp i'm legit i got five stars like either i go to your house or you come to my place i'm like nah i don't do anything leave me alone at the supermarket yeah all the time i've never had that happen i've actually done it once before too back in arizona on my old car you actually got the service i actually got it so what happened what was the experience i had a jetta and it was like there's like a ding in the back and i was like at the supermarket and he came he's like hey i
7:32 could fix that for you i was like yeah he's like yeah like 50 bucks and i was just like all right that's not a bad deal he did this thing where he like drilled a hole into it and like put something in there like opened up and then he like pulled it out and like took out the damn the dentist fixed but now that's all he did paint was all messed up so like he like scraped it all up and stuff so he's like yeah you just have i can paint it for you i have some black another 50 bucks like a different upsell it's like a different coat of black too yeah i was just like no i'm good just watercolor a paintbrush he has a freaking easel yeah yeah let me play the second guy popped up and goes hey you got a hole i can feel that like you need a paint car i could paint that for you there's not starting another guy hey i can start the car for you there's a whole chorus line of mechanics just popping up why does the auto industry have such a like shady feel to it you know i feel i feel like every industry has a shady
8:23 feel to it like fighting has shady sides to it like the towing has a ton of shady size like this like people will camp out let's say uh so there's called ppi's or uh impounds or whatever right um you'll camp out like let's say a restaurant a cafe and they'll camp out and there's let's say there's a theme park next door and you're not supposed to park at the restaurant a tow truck company will freaking camp out and wait for someone to park in front of the the restaurant and walk to the theme park they'll swoop it up within five minutes that's illegal so as soon as like someone comes out with like i don't know disney paraphernalia they know they're going to disneyland paraphernalia oh mickey mouse ears they're walking around skipping no one does that at a liquor store oh i can't wait to get picking a slurpee my brother's a mechanic and like he in arizona and he told me because he works at the dealership he was like you know there's
9:13 like specific hours right that each job is supposed to take he's like that doesn't mean it takes us that long to do it he was like so i'll get jobs where it's supposed to be like six hours of label uh labor work he's like i'll finish in an hour and a half but we still get paid for six hours of labor fail you for they build the customer for six hours yeah that's that's not shady though it can be it depends like so for a mechanic right it can take one mechanic six hours it'll take another mechanic one hour yeah so do you charge for your expertise you charge for your time that's a little bit different but if you're really like for towing right let's say on average it should take an hour to do something you charge four hours of labor for it that's a little shady right for something that takes skill yeah you know um it's just because someone's better or something your time yeah so has it happened yet where you towed a car and then they just abandoned it and never came for it oh yeah all the time dude i get free cars all the time you guys have a yard let me get one let me
10:04 get one hey how much you charging for those three that's another revenue stream for tow video you got one of those new altimas man you got a miata in there or what 2001 honda civic is dope yeah it doesn't have wheels can i put a body kit on it and are you like fast and furious i just get a bunch of buddy club accessories dude it's uh yeah it's crazy we just got a 2017 mercedes s-class whoa i feel it just happened yesterday i feel horrible and they don't want it um no it's it's totaled because uh frame damage no i don't want that and what happens they just leave it there um so if they total that out and sometimes the insurance company doesn't want to deal with it um they'll just sit on do nothing and then so we'll put a lien on it and then we'll own it how long how long until you own it 90 days 90 days so they don't do anything about it 90 days but sometimes the insurance company like sorry just because there's so many hands involved it takes forever as long as they communicate with us like cool we won't
10:54 put a lien on it because we're we're working we're working so is is earning a card that way kind of a pain in the ass or is it kind of like a yay we got a car because like sometimes it sounds like tow yards don't want that because it's like a it's we you do want that because it's a revenue stream oh and then so the bigger tow yards they actually have auctions and so they'll have like 50 or 100 cars they'll auction off and make money that way wow i went to uh i went to one of those looking for a car at one of those auctions and then um at the tow yard there were like a bunch of like stray kittens and then the guy in the cars yeah came for free right running around the cars and then the guy on the mic who's like running and he's like djing at the same time he's the owner of our yard he just suddenly goes it this is in huntington park by the way he suddenly goes all right anybody who buys a car today you get a free kitten actually don't even buy just take
11:44 a kitten man please they need a home he had a bar next to him where like you could buy drinks what kind of awesome is this holy christmas party no one was buying drinks obviously and then one guy just walked over and looked at it and the guy's all i see you looking at that jack and he goes just take it just take it you want a jack and cotton cat yeah for like total cars do you guys do like pickle parts and stuff yeah we'll uh we'll send out to junkyards and stuff like that but usually most of these cars that get totaled it's because the when you get frame damage there's a lot of money to fix so for like this 2017 s-class frame damage it's not worth it like they're gonna totally it's salvaged yeah yeah it's salvaged and nobody wants a salvaged car um but salvage cars are freaking dope that's a whole nother game i kind of like salvaged cars oh dude you
12:35 get such a good deal of salvage you know if you don't ever plan on selling the car again dude salvage is awesome as long as you know how to repair it to safety standards and whatnot um even a lot of cars they're salvaged if the airplane airbags deploy i don't like damaged goods i love you stuff i do too [Music] you
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