0:00 [Music] and so the man who attacked dave chappelle will not be charged with a felony that's crazy yay no wait what well the specific felony like the uh armed uh assault or whatever yeah so assault with a deadly weapon right battery because he had uh we talked about that like he had a gun but it was a knife yeah did he have it pulled when he attacked him no tackle i guess but sometimes they still charge you if you're in possession of it though like you don't have to brandish it or hold it up but if you commit a crime and it's on you they'll put that on you yeah not in this state the la district attorney exactly has decided not to press charges for a felony he's being charged with four misdemeanors instead um and so a lot of people are just sort
0:51 of wondering if that's justice because you know this is dave chappelle he was attacked like on stage everyone saw it does this make it kind of okay for this sort of behavior to have keep attacking comedians keep jumping on stage if you get a misdemeanor it's really not that bad as far as what you have to deal with it's not that bad maybe they're weighing it against how they they assume there's going to be an upcoming civil suit from both dave chappelle and the hollywood bowl and the companies that run the event or something so they're just like he's going down from these three entities anyway and he got his arm ████ busted but that's the a dropping the going from felony to misdemeanor it's a clear assault that happened in front of everyone and as an example it's like they should ████ show that they're gonna punish this person for doing that yeah but knowing america though because this guy got his ████ arm like this he's going to sue them and
1:41 he's going to win yeah that arm was funny and he had a big old like right like that's that's some regular american ████ right to be like he won the ████ lawsuit crazy to think that if this was at dave chappelle's house dave chappelle might be getting sued that's true right because we're america yeah and he came and ████ somebody like if he came into his house kick dave chappelle or whatever or in california you're saying oh yeah yeah in california yeah california um what the ████ is happening to california dude man but this does lead me to beg the question because we do have someone in this room who is a fighter trained fighter oh don't talk to me about yeah i'm you know my my skills definitely i'm talking to you if i want to talk to somebody about how to get punched in the ████ mouth i guess i guess you could talk to me about that
2:31 you could talk to me about that too i am an expert at that yeah yeah no but so what i one of my favorite things about having nick here is nick knows like you know fights and like he's honestly predicted a bunch of usc fights before they happen we should we never gambled on it so nick we should have gambled on it if you had to attack dave chappelle what would you do what am i trying to do am i trying to do as much bodily attacker if you had to be the attacker how did this guy ████ up and what would you have done okay so let's just watch the video like this yeah so from the initial attack he jumps out right so did he jump out from like first front stage over here i've actually never seen this clip oh there he is i saw that one yeah this one so he must have paid a lot of money to be in front of stage right that's what the problem was right he tried to hit him with a spear okay that's what he tried to do he tried to run and tackle him but
3:21 he like he just didn't grab a leg spears are more for sure okay yeah like he didn't try to grab his legs and actually like finish like a takedown if that's what he's trying to do yeah that's why part of me feels like he just wanted some ████ attention you know like does he just want to like tackle him because there was no real plan of attack yeah if he really wanted to like but he also doesn't hurt him know how to fight like yes people don't know how to but but why is that your first instinct if you really want to go run up on somebody you would go up and swing on them right i think that would be the normal reaction especially if you're an average i think most people that don't know how to fight just tackle you know like yeah when you see people fight at the beach or wherever like they they swing and immediately it's like some like like fest but if i'm trying to blindside somebody yes dave chappelle in particular if i'm trying to go up and i want to do like i want to hurt this muffler yeah you're trying to get dave chappelle i'm going to run up and tr like in my head i'm going to try to ████ punch him in the face right i
4:11 think that's i think that's a normal instinct okay like i wonder if jamie fogg is the one that ████ up his arm dude right isn't that funny to think about it could have been chris rock punching somebody for a chance could have been buster rhymes doing it too plus the rhymes probably he's big dude dude everyone beat the ████ out of that guy but i don't know i think it was a s█████ uh takedown a s█████ tackle attempt not a good move he he reached too far you know he jumped too early so what do you do you it's it's your job to take dave chappelle down am i me or am i that guy you're this guy you're you've got to think about dave chappelle how do we get into the ████ ground how do we finish this thing man he i don't think this guy has the skills to take down dave chappelle okay i'll be honest but it's you you're in his corner you're trying you're teaching him what to do he's in slow motion so he goes does it pull behind the knees i'll say this you don't jump and reach off the floor i'll say that like you don't why
5:01 not because you want to be able to grab somebody and then push from the floor and drive them to the ground so you don't because once yeah once you're mid air you don't have the ground contact to be able to yeah to drive and really take somebody down so by jumping and leaping and you're feeding her midair that's it you hit a ████ brick wall and that's it because dave smells a big guy yeah a big guy and he's all buff now yeah i mean i'm lifting so if i really want to take somebody down i'm running i'm keeping my feet on the floor and i'm gonna finish that tackle push off before with my feet instead of like dying in the air exactly that makes more sense and that's why he ████ didn't finish it yeah that's why this guy sucks that's why i got beat up yeah because my guys aren't broken i kind of hope that all of dave chappelle's homies chris rock jamie foxx all kind of got a little stomping just because i feel like when when you're a a
5:51 celebrity or a comedian or whatever and someone out the crowd could ruin your show and try to hurt you that's like physically heckling i feel like as as any performer you guys are on that performer's side you know like we all know like the the one heckler that's trying to ruin the show or make it about them or whatever so i feel like all of them just immediately like related to dave my man ████ this ████ and they want to protect that ████ yeah they all love this guy and who doesn't love dave schmidt did anybody uh say what his intention was to to knock out this mixtape do you want to sell his mixtape okay uh so did you guys hear the quote afterward that's now circulating jamie foxx ████ me up no no um foxx he's the cover of the book he's like this picture and it says jb fox ████ me up so recently um very recently
6:43 chris uh chris rock and dave chappelle worth the comedy store on the sunset strip right and there was a lot of celebs there like like um kim k diddy jeff ross and chris rock obviously chris joined dave on stage and they joked about both being attacked during a performance at one point dave said at least you got smacked by someone a repute i got smacked by a homeless guy with leaves in his hair that's a funny lie and then chris's response is i got smacked by the softest n-word that ever wrapped oh that's funny dude because chris chris rock and will smith's like that was for sure way more humiliating than this one for yeah way more because one's a crazy person another one's another legend and he wasn't even successful at it and and chris rock had to just take it and still hold his like
7:33 professionalism and continue the show you know what i mean and the dude won an award afterwards yeah jamie foxx didn't beat up will smith after and even on and even online there's so many people that took will smith's sides again i'm like what tiffany hatters did yeah they're like oh what what a great man standing for his wife or like oh imagine all the stuff that he's been going through that that had to be released oh chris yeah he didn't do anything wrong everybody hates chris dude that's his whole ████ life will smith needed those ████ chinese balls that he could just go like this like a ████ fire those are fire those are underrated he needs that ████ rubber squeezy thing where the ears and the eyes pop out and ████ like apparently will smith's not not too uh foreign with chinese balls if you get one yeah that's what people say that's what i heard it's a rumor it's a famous ellie rumor that's a ████ good that's a good burn really good one and they're coming dude
8:24 dave ended his show at the comedy store with this as he looked over at diddy he said i'm in the place where you sat in the car with biggie smalls as he died adding i hate this city wow la everybody hates l.a huh yeah i mean it's time to move vegas that's kind of what i was getting at that's what this is about it's not about wait would this have happened in las vegas no tupac got shot and died in las vegas that's true we're gonna edit that out there is that meme that says tupac faked his own death to get away from jada oh yeah i saw that one too that's gangster that's okay you know how like they claimed that they never ████ right but there was recently the tupac exhibit in um
9:14 hollywood where there's all this like letters that he wrote and whatever and one of the letters he wrote a poem for and it literally says like i never felt this way for another woman like i've never ████ anyone this way the way that we have sex and all the way we make love all this it's like literal so i'm like they never ████ she's lying bro she's the one that says they never ████ yeah well that she's the only one left that's true on red table talk she said she never wanted to be married to women which is ████ wild yo that's so ████ up man after you have kids and ████ she says that and then her mom gets her back on it too like yeah you like i remember you didn't really want to but grandma wanted you to whoa was this after the slap uh i forgot were they setting the table
10:04 for this ████ are they just beating this man into ████ like dude i don't even know if these things should be aired out if this is like how personal it is he wasn't slapping chris he was slapping jadah they're ████ turned around and slapped chris ross is chilling whole relationship looks like to me where you have a stand-up dude that's just trying his best to be a good husband and she's just bitter because she couldn't be the full version of herself and she's blaming this dude because it's like who forced you into the marriage you didn't have the courage to say no i want to ████ be single and she could only talk to red table talk she can't after a ████ husband he's right there in the same house oh you know what it was so uh i think for will um she for him he felt that jada turning 40 was going to be a big deal so i think he spent three years planning the the party it was like a
10:56 film crew and all this stuff and then when he explained the whole thing and how much she means to him whatever uh after he drops that she tells will no that was just the ego move to make you feel good why does she hate him so much whoa i'm like dude this will spend three years planning your birthday it's so weird because it's like this guy they don't love ████ it's like it's like he loves her so much and she hates him so much i don't work their ████ out though they they don't work their ████ out of chris ross like jada gijn two and then will's like imagine that and then that's the end of it he never slaps chris isn't it usually the children's fault when people divorce yeah it always is actually ████ jaden jaden jaden or the children's fault that people don't divorce and stay together even though they hate each other don't forget to like and subscribe and send this
11:47 video to a kid who got just had their parents had got divorced that was me and my parents got divorced and it's because of bart you know the reason why your parents got divorced yup i did on purpose i've been talking hella ████ dad just come back mom just come back he played both sides really good you
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