0:00 [Music] Hey Bart, have you seen all this stuff about Jon Jones being closet a gay? Hey, that was so good. That's the introduction right there. Snuck on in. You got a breakfast burrito? Where from? Um, you and Joe are going to have to share one. What? Thank you. I took one, bro. No, no, no. I got six. Oh, good. Take a bite of my No, I'm good. I'm good. I'll eat this one. Okay. Okay. Thank you. This one's bomb. Dang, I know you got a sneak attack burritos. Yeah, that's cool, man. Wait, six should have been enough. It wasn't sneak attack burrito. What? It was in the text. No way. Four. Five. No way. You got five. I love I love when someone doesn't see something in text and they go back to No, come on. You guys are right. There's
0:51 only six of us on camera right now. That was at 8:30. Oh, we're filming. 8:30 a.m. Yeah. You're talking about Jon Jones being gay. There's a there's a thread about that. Look right into that camera. Say it again. There's a there's a thread about um Jon Jones being closeted gay guy. Really? For real. He's missing out on a whole demographic of fans. He is the first gay icon, dude. As a fighting icon, is like the the best pound-for-pound guy in the world. Have to share one breakfast burrito cuz it only we're cut anyway, dude. Right. order at six. No, stop. Where's this from? Oh, you got to get hot. Semi crunchy. That's why. Okay, we're filming. Egg. I didn't even know uh Bart's Bart was here. I was waiting for him to come through. Really? Yeah. I didn't see his truck. His truck.
1:42 His suit. How'd you get here? Cruising the street. I got it. You got a knife. You going to use your Now I got a knife. Oh, what? Let me try to use that one. Wipe the blade down a little bit. Sorry. Why? You got co Yeah. No. Hey, is the car wash guy here every day or something? No, he's here once a week. He's here when we're here when we right when we start filming. Got it. Because I ended up just being like, "You can't beat him. Join him." I got his business card and asked his prices. You probably should, dude. ████ it. We're not going to be here for long anyways. You know who? Our neighbor started it. Keep it. Keep it. Hey, you got to eat this fresh. Shoot that cross section, brother. Cuz it's already been postmated, so the tater tots are a little bit soggy already. Hey, the bacon's pretty chill. Oh, can that not appeasing right now, dude? That's fire right now. Yeah. Like, what hot sauce is not out here already?
2:33 Just blowing nose, dog. Oh, it's on camera. Damn it. I do that, too. I do that, too. Uh, make sure your symbols a little bit. Yeah. Stay away from that guy. Get some zinc. Take some zinc, son. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Louisiana pure. So you get a good night rest. Oh ████ Hey, someone order cans of porridge. Order some porridge, dude. They got the They got the softest eggs. Hit a steam room. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hit a steam room. Allergies or is it real sickness? It's going to go away for sure. Okay. Hey, you need dessert? Do you want I got allergy medicine? No, no, no. It's fine. Go away on its own. Hit a lick. Hit a lick. That's what you thought you going to say. Woman. That's what I thought. I was going to say you think Chappelle hits women, dude. That's crazy. I know. John Jones catches him. He hits his wife. He allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. We don't know. I don't know. I could totally see Jon Jones being gay.
3:24 He But he's he's so like sassy and petty sometimes where I'm like he has like actions of a gay man sometimes. Wait. So wait what? Like why is this coming out? There was um he's not coming out cuz he's not coming out. That's He's the world champion, right? He's a world heavyweight world champion. Best pound-for-pound guy in the world. And there's this one dude who's really badass who's the interim. Espanol. Oh, asyl. Yeah, he wants to fight him, but Jon Jones is like, nah. Like kind of just holding off cuz he's attracted to him. I don't think that beat his face. But there's this there's this video that came out of him in Russia. He's doing this show on Russia, this reality show, and he's on the bike of a of a Russian man. He's on he's on his back and he's riding a moped. And you can look in his eyes, it's he's like gone. He's like ████ up probably. And he's like kind
4:14 of flirting with the dude. He's like grabbing him by the hair and he's smelling his hair and his eyes are closed. Then kissing him, too, right? I don't know about kissing. I just saw him smelling hair. Yeah. Yeah. You added fuel to the fire, brother. If John Joe sees this, we're in trouble. I know. And he he grabs and he's smelling it and it just looks, you know, optics wise, you're likewise, you're like, "Oh, it looks like you want to ████ that guy." You know what I mean? What if he's just What kind of shampoo are you wearing? Nice. We're gay. We're very gay on camera. How was he holding him? There was a Bart kissing me in the face. You know what I'm saying? Show. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember. Back though. You know what I mean? Cuz I am like just for So it wasn't consensual just for the camera, you know? You know, you you could be compensated for that. I think you could be I think you could be gay on camera and not be really gay. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. You remember that MTV
5:05 show? Uh, it was like M MTV MTV gay MTV gay. It was like MTV like life like it was like life stories. True life. Yeah. And there was one episode where it was a dude who did gay porn but he wasn't a gay guy. That must be tough. He only did it cuz it was uh you make more money for pay. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's different than gay for pay. Gay porn is gay porn. You're getting your butt ████ Yeah. Nice. And you got like You got an act though. Yeah, gay for pay. You're just stripping. You're like a cam boy. You're just stripping and stuff, but I didn't know. I thought you were just doing gay things for money. I thought it was a concept. And how do you know this? Because a lot of my allegedly a lot of my uh I'm in the fitness industry. Watch your backpedal. So a lot of Yep. So a lot of bodybuilders a lot of bodybuilders
5:56 before fitness was this big, they would do gay for pay stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So whether people there wasn't much money in bodybuilding on camera or flying to Saudi Arabia getting ████ on whatever they did the gay for pay stuff which is different than getting butt ████ Bros can convince each other to do anything. What's your like if your bro's like dude just ████ go get ████ on it. Hey I want to ask you this cuz you're probably the perfect guy to talk to. You know that guy Derek from uh More Plates More Dates here. Yeah. Yeah. So he he was going a deep dive on Jon Jones actually and he was talking about like when people do trend or certain steroids tremble. Yeah. Once they come off of it they kind of have more like homoerotic like feelings and tendencies. Have you heard that from like the steroid community? So the one of the biggest side effects of trend is sexual deviency. So when people they that's a sick ass side effect. No you do not want this
6:47 one. You don't want this one cuz you like weird stuff kind of bump as hell but then become you don't want this one because um like you you'll hear like uh bodybuilders coming out ones that used to like let's say skinny blonde chicks all of a sudden they only want to ████ trans chicks oh or they want to ████ like fat Mexican girls. It's like whatever your normal is. It's the hormones. It's the complete and not only like to the side but complete opposite. So, a lot of these people end up having crazy cheating or um nice and it ████ your ████ up. Like your whole brain and hor hormonal balance is all ████ up. Then should we like like should predators just be like force-fed trend? Yeah. I want it out. They'll feed it to foury old woman.
7:37 That'll be straight therapy. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Feed it to home. But if it doesn't work now, you got predators that bench 500 lb. No, that's that's the problem. Not everyone that takes that stuff can make it to that kind of way. That's true. That's true. That's true. You know, I don't like that. Some guys are gym rats, you know. I don't want some scary predators. Yeah. You still got to have the technique and know what's Yeah. Yeah. So, just find like the certain type of predators that you could tell they don't qualify to be a gym rat. Yeah. Give them some trend and then just see. It's a science. But a side effect of trend too is like like what Dr. Mike and uh Jared were saying there it kind of g makes you a little crazy. Gives you like it seems like it makes you more horny than the just liking a different sex. Cuz you said sexual deviency. Does that mean they're just more horny for like anything? No. Sexual deviency. You're
8:28 deviating. You're not You're not sexier or hornier. It's you go here. You're on the cover. Like now you go ruin. Is that a golden retriever? I want to ████ that. Go to retreat. It's like that. Well, what if they were not as horny? Does it make you hornier? Cuz that's your normal. So, you're deviating from that. I think you might start sucking your own dick. See? So, if I was a not really a problem. No, it's cuz that's what deviate. It's crazy. It's you can't predict it. It's just whatever you think it's going to be, it's not going to be. You want to roll the dice? K. Sounds like you want to roll the dice. I know, right? So, how bad is it? It sounds like you're justifying it, dude. Asking about it for a friend. It's double zero on the roulette table. I'll tell you that. That's a big one.
9:18 Nope. Double zero. You get double prizes for that. I hope it's something funny like I want to ████ a tree or something. I'm attracted to some object. Yeah. And everyone can make fun of me, but it's not it's harmless. It's like, oh, look at Joe's ████ a tree again. Yeah. It's like Yeah. After a while, they'll be like, that's what he does. That's just Joe. ████ trees, man. What kind of tree do you think you would be attracted to? Maple. Maple cuz sweet is sweet. Yeah. Hickory. Maybe. Yeah. A little sticky. I know. It's a little sticky. I always thought you'd be a sequoia guy. Too big. Too big. Too big. Too big. Can't hug it properly. The tree. ████ him. Damn. That's ████ I like where your head I like where your head's at. That's sexual deviency right there, brother. Yeah. That's what makes
10:08 that one scary. I want one of the That is very scary. And then it's not just that. It's not just I wonder what's what chemical is in it that gives that I have no idea. And it's not just that part. So that also has implications because you're so um now like drawn to that deviency. Yeah. You have all kinds of suspicious behavior behind that now. So like let's say a shady character. So like let's say they're like, "Yo, what the hell? I thought Joe was supposed to be at June and you look and he's like ████ the tree like once once a uh once an hour every hour. Give him a real scenario. Make something up. Well, that's the deviency part. And so now he's lying to his parents, lying to her by 10 right now. It's not just the deviency part. It's the implications of suspicious be. So why the ████ do people take turns when there's other options out there? Cuz you get traps up to here.
11:00 It's the most downsides to that. Yeah, traps up to here. Joe Joe with Traps. ████ a treat. Just real aggressive. Just ████ No. Neck Joe. Yeah. No Neck Joe's is ████ a treat. Yeah, cuz it's no ████ Probably like one year of progress in two weeks. Oh, really? Two weeks. Yeah, it's ████ crazy. That's pretty fast. That's pretty good. The kind of the common one is TRT that everyone does, right? Yeah. Sounds like everyone's doing it. Yeah, it sounds like everyone. So there's no like pro to like putting being being on trend for like 2 weeks to get one year progress and then like waning off of it right away and then you don't like trees anymore cuz you need to like season your muscles. It's kind of like your bank account and trying to apply for a mortgage. It's going to go it's going to go threeear history, bro.
11:51 You got to show like a history or else you're just going to get all the side effects, no positives. Damn. So just get sexual demons. Then you're going to have gyno. You're going to have ████ lactating titties, bro. Gyno is a crazy one. It gives you lact. No, it'll give you like a separate hump. So like wherever your pec muscles, it'll just be like a little bump like that. You do that one. Sometimes you never know who gets it though. Oh, it's a roulette. All of it's roulette. More like crazy acne. We're going to look up a photo of this n like a gynecologist. Yeah, I only see gynecologists and ████ Right. Gyno. Snap that trend. It's a bummer, dude. Gyno steroid. If you're super jacked and then you have gyno, it's almost like you might as well be jacked. So, a lot of dudes, they get surgery, too. So, Oh, yeah. Yeah. A lot of bodybuilders, they get it. They get it cut out. Yeah. Damn.
12:41 Big nipples. No, you get titties. It's like a separate little Imagine you have a big ████ pec and then you got a titty at the end. That's a bummer. I see guys with titties already and they're not on steroids. Some people are born with ████ up steroids already. And some people are born with gyno. Yeah. It's sad. So, we already have steroids in us. We all I mean, we've got hormones. Hormones are steroids. This is give you a boost. Yeah. Yeah. Steroids are just like outside hormones. Exogenous. But we already have been born with some extra steroids, bro. You're strong as hell. He's definitely born with extra steroids. Your traps go to yours, too. I got a steroid deficiency out here, bro. No. Same. All of us. Look at this. My seat is lower than noodles. Do you work out or your arm ████ It didn't It didn't start until I started working out cuz his arm is just big as ████ for no reason. I got I got the 315 pretty
13:33 quick. Damn. You did? Yeah. I saw old You posted an old team for five. You post an old video of you when you were like It was like probably when you were in college. What the ████ is that? Who's calling you? And you silent mode, dude. Like just slim. Now you're yak, but like you were and you were doing a hell of back flips. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was insane. Yeah. Are you on a stunt team or what? No. I wasn't I was on the cheerleading team. Do you do you believe and accept the you know certain stereotypes genetics or just blessed? I think I'm blessed for sure. I mean it's like ████ yeah. I know I'm blessed. What the ████ ████ I know that. I believe it. But they're called Polynesian cuz here's the thing. Here's the thing. Yeah. Here's the thing. Like black dudes like like you could take the skinniest black dude and if he just started working out all of a sudden ████ he just does
14:23 push-ups. He does push-ups and he's Mr. Olympia, right? You know who I'm the most uh jealous of? Samoans are like that too, but even more than Samoans. You know who I'm the most jealous of? Black homeless people. They are perfectly like 5%. No body fat, delat arms, they don't have a lot of food or No, you see the jack. You can't tell if they're high fashion or they're actually homeless cuz Kanye offer them Brad Pit and Fight Club. Yeah, they're intermittent fasting. They're getting tons of steps, you know? They're active at like the park or at the beach. They're walking, bro. They're getting their miles in. I'm like, Especially when they're pacing. Yeah. They'll walk from here to Santa Monica. You know how much fat you're burning? Come on. Like all the steps, that's all the calories burned. When they're talking to people and they're just pacing up and down, there's so many steps, bro. That's true. Like, you ever
15:14 call someone and you just walk around and you're like, "Dude, I got like 10,000 steps in like a 30 minute call. It's pretty good. I feel like Asians get buffing. This Hey, this one, you know how long it takes? This guy took forever. I always say we got to uh This guy took forever. Me at 40 years old is probably what Chappelle looked like when he was like 12. It's true. Like when when were you like 585? I don't know. ████ third grade. See, I touched 185 one time. I'm trying to make my way back. What else are you 170 right now? You trying to get to 185? I'm trying to get up there. Damn. Trying to get to 185. Yeah, dude. It's hard. It's hard. It's really hard. That's crazy. I'm 275. It took me a while to hold. Yeah, I'm dense as ████ You don't look
16:05 275. I wear it different. Damn. 27 height to height. Same height though. No, he's just dense though. People say I'm six, but uh I'm 5'11. The weight's in your bones. Especially with all the flipping. Touch his legs. How much is 275? Got big ass legs. Big ass legs. Wait, is that your leg? Is that your Look how thick his wrists are, man. Are you Wait, you guys look like the same height or are you told this a ████ slave trade or what? What the ████ As soon as I start talking about your wrists, like I know, right? That was a little crazy. That was a little crazy. We're just jealous. I know, right? Now I get it. How fast can you run a 40? Yeah. What's your fast, dude? We're doing the combine. Let's do the combine. Cotton, can you pick? I didn't say that, dude. I was talking to com. Yeah, that was crazy. No, it's great. I love a stereotype. Can you beat up beat up that dirty little girl? I don't need a
16:56 handler. That's why that's why we did the railroads and uh we did the coal mines and stuff cuz we're small and we could we could go in and Yeah. We could light the dynamite and run real fast. What you mean? We Japanese men. Oh, all right. We did the farming. Okay. Yeah. You guys did the railroads. Who's Who was I fighting with in the LA riots? Who's Korean? Oh, we don't have any Korean. Okay. No, that would have been good. I wish we did. Yeah, that would have been I wish we had David here. You guys could duke it out a little bit. David is David's Korean, too. He's Korean. Oh, yeah. How How big is David? He like 6 foot, 6'1. He lost a ton of weight now, so he's probably like 190, bro. But I'm sure he's not dense like you. No, he's not dense. He's dense. If you grabbed his bones, it probably felt like Look, look how small my wrists are. Bones, you know, like I have small auntie. Can I feel your bones? Dis like an auntie. You
17:47 can feel your bones. Just have a high limp. Have a limp arm. Lip arm. Oh, damn. This feel heavy. That was crazy. Light as a bird, bro. No, I'm serious. This is a feather. I'm serious. Do this again. Then go to can. No, I don't lift weights. I'll get osteoporos. You have a scale here. Let's just wave just the arm. We got a food scale. You got to You got to compare. You got to compare. Same height though. It's not the same. We talking about bone density. No, I can't try to push his arm down. I'm not. Wait, how tall are you? Huh? I'm 57. Oh, okay. Yeah. You're You're six. Six. Six. That's a more fair comparison. 5'5 to like 57. You ain't no 5'5. 57. Wait. 55 to 57. How does that even work? Depends
18:38 how much I'm slouching. Like you didn't even want to say 5'6 average. No, I'm like I'm definitely not 5'6. What do you weigh right now? I'm like 170. He said I'm definitely not 5'6, but he gave himself 5'5. I'm Yeah. Yeah, maybe. I'm telling you, I slouch sometimes. You know what I mean? I'm real tired. I'm slouching. So 5'5. When was the last time you checked your height? That's a good question. I think I haven't checked. I'm by the doctor. I haven't checked by the doctor cuz I was 5'6 in high school. Your boy's 5'8 in high school and I never checked. So, okay, we're going to save that for a whole 18-minute video. Next, talk about the platforms I wear.
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