0:00 [Music] what is either one of these a joke you regret telling or a prank you regret pulling oh I have one I regret doing uh this was fourth grade like summer summer what are you laughing dude is killing me so there's this um already this was like fourth grade sum I was put in like one of those like after school programs my mom came watch me right and uh this was at in citos do you know where there's a there used to be a luy there but now I think it's a Seafood Palace next to Paulie's Pi they need to bring back lies that's what I'm talking about mhm oh
0:50 that's actually close to Quest on Pioneer I forgot but you know Ply's pises I don't remember where P's pises atos yeah but anyways there was a ████ uh after school place there oh on Norwalk on Norwalk yeah and then remember in our class there's this like teachers pet Indian kid like every time the teacher would ask a question I know the answer I know the answer and then I think since I was like Troublesome he would always like throw these dirty looks at me like he whatever and then he would always say be like uh I do karani or ta whatever and he was like he was just pretty much like me all day I'm like man this guy is annoying and then one day during lunch he was bent over like
1:41 sharpening a pencil yeah and I was like how funny would it be if I just run up to him and I just push him so I ran up to him I pushed him I didn't realize I was going to push him into the drywall so I pushed him into the drywall went boom straight into the drywall I was like oh ████ ████ so I ████ ran downstairs and then I was just chilling outside like pretending like I wasn't even up there that's a that's a decent cover up yeah he comes out what me come on I they we're here with my friends the pole yeah we started we that was ████ the pole we started fighting like straight scrapping I was like oh ████ so I was actually oh this falls down actually he's I don't remember but we started fighting and then got broke up real fast and um drywall yeah and then
2:35 but then the the reason why I regret it I was like none of that needed to happen like I didn't have to push him into the drywall or anything like it wasn't satisfying enough either like I'm just like I was a ████ kid you know I was a kid I never did the homework like okay who who who who read page 20 it's like literally the whole class and I'm like I was just a s█████ kid and then so he probably had like a right to ████ throw those dirty looks at me but then I made it all personal and then I pushed him through the drive wall so when you say through the drive wall was it like he like that like literally his head was like that oh his head yeah it comes out with ████ Dusty white ████ all over so even when when I ran downstairs to the front like this when he's running downstairs there ████ white powder
3:26 all over his ████ beautiful brown skin like everyone's like what the ████ I think his name was VJ or something like what the ████ happened to VJ VJ VJ there that's a good name for him too v i j a y yeah v j a y yeah that's also a good reason for him to want to fight you like if his head is through a wall P yeah I was a soft spot good thing he didn't hit the stud for real he was heavier set so maybe it was his own weight that went through the yeah yeah victim blame victim blame you should blame yourself all the way when you shoved him we were like damn I'm pretty strong isn't it his fault for being annoying H his fault for being annoying right yeah he really annoying yeah all his fault he had to come did he have any less annoying traits against you afterwards like was he Nic or I think I got kicked out I don't even see the change I don't
4:17 remember any other future interactions damn I feel bad about my story why it's like one that lays heavy on my conscious still really why is it reset no it was in high school oh okay yeah so there was this girl and I was she was in my summer school class and she was like the weird girl in school like everybody thought she was weird and she was um not to be mean but she was like weird hot or just weird no weird is in like just really bad annoying like didn't get any social cues whatsoever just completely like not socially there kind of but I felt bad to her so I was like I decided to be nice to her and to like start being her friend and then I found out the next day from somebody that said oh she has a crush on you and apparently she was telling people that she liked me and I was like
5:09 oh ████ I'm like this can't happen like this is social suicide so I'm like how do I cuz you didn't come out yet or no like if you were to date this girl she's the weirdest girl in the school so having her like you is like social suicide Prett yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and so I was like that's even gayer like I know they're going to think I'm straight going to think I'm straight so like what do I do to like show that I don't like this girl oh no so you have to play the opposite so I decided that I had to F away and Bully her to like make her know that I wasn't like actually like on her side like dud you're a teen movie which I like it's okay this I still feel bad about this so she ended up going to the bathroom and like the whole entire class was still in
5:59 there while she went and I decided to take her stuff like all of her papers and put it like on a table next to a fan and then set her backpack on top of it so whenever she came back she was like why is my stuff over here she picked up her backpack and then all her papers like flew like blew across the whole class A very scientific prank what a setup and like wow that's pretty and then like she was like that's funny and then someone's like Tyler did it and then I think that's what crushed her because she thought that I was her new crush and then I did that to her and a dagger she was just like depressed the rest of the semester and I and like literally I still feel bad about it to this day like lit like 10 years later damn yikes man well hopefully she's watching this and knows you're
6:50 gay that's going to make you feel better she's like okay so I had no chance I do know friend her on Facebook and from her Facebook statuses it doesn't seem like her life has gotten better it seems like people still bully her and oh that's like they still comment s█████ stuff that's why like I feel bad it's like I was just young and was just trying to protect my social well I was also it was my first year at the school too so I was like oh shoot I was like I don't want them to all I don't want to get into like the wrong group of weirdos like my first year and have to be like friends with them the whole dude you just reminded me of the cast system of like being disappointed that the wrong person likes you I told forgot about that ████ how because you don't think about that anymore that's crazy cuz only the right people like you everybody's so dispersed now you're not under one like roof of
7:40 like 500 people like yeah that's crazy that that's I forgot that's a thing and now I I just like I can't really bully people like I just have too heavy of a conscious whenever I do anything mean and for some reason like I'm not even good at play bullying to people people will like take things personally even if I'm trying to be like funny about it so like I try not to even bully in general cuz people don't take it as a joke for me they always like get actually hurt and then I'm like well this isn't fine anymore your deliver is too honest dang I remember um bullying people and not knowing that I was bullying people until way later and I look back and I'm like oh that was so ████ up cuz like um it was for I think it was grade that me and my friends
8:32 thought it was so funny to find like the biggest guy and just jump them cuz and then you could be like I found the biggest guy and we beat him up that didn't occur to you that that was bullying well in my mind I'm thinking he's so much bigger than me that it doesn't hurt them so like you just create things like or they're the bully cuz they're already biges so then maybe they're bullying someone else so I'm going to beat him up so he doesn't bully me Attack on Titan no it's like a weird kid logic right and and then I just thought it was so funny if a big guy is like afraid of me or whatever but are you like socking him in the face we just torment him we just find things to do to like always be an ████ or like or like you know like when a one time crime
9:23 no like one thing we did is I mean you know how like kids they'll they'll they'll Crouch behind you and then you can ████ push them and then they'll slam and then a big guy that's like his biggest weakness yeah and then because they're bigger because they're bigger right yeah and then and then like I don't know like um I never registered that like maybe they're scared and they're hurt too cuz they're big so I I for in my head I I was like little guys you don't pick on the little guy because little guys you got to protect them cuz they're small right hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to J Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the J
10:14 jewel. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go and then so and and I don't know it might I don't know you just make up weird ████ and then junior high too I remember I started like doing karate and all this stuff and then I heard that my friend was like a black belt in Taekwondo or something and I really liked them too we would go play pogs and like we would always play and then for some reason I was like oh wow he's a black belt that must mean he fights so good and then so my friend pushed me in the back and then I bumped into him in the hallway and he did that thing where he's like oh dude he's pushing you and I'm like oh he's pushing me and then like I hyped myself up to be like oh you want to fight me that's like peacemakers stuff yeah and then we started fighting
11:04 and then he never wanted to hang out with me ever again and I was just like why you know it's like so stupid but yeah I had like weird it's like weird like logic of like I'm ████ with people literally we're fighting I'm I I like this guy but I want to beat his ass to see if he could beat my ass yeah and then like later I'm just like that's rough you don't want to go do POG stuff anymore and he goes I never want to talk to you anymore you're not my friend and I'm like you ████ and then I'm just but looking back I'm like I did that but like at the time somehow you kind of play these mental gymnastic things and then you don't think you're a bully yeah cuz you think it's give and take too cuz like the I always felt like Asian Thug kids did that they always socked you too hard
11:54 they always did too much to you because they because it was an invitation to like up it back but you just didn't feel like it so then you just felt like you were being bullied yeah yeah that maybe that's what it is is I was being rough played it's like rough play so I thought it was normal yeah cuz everybody's doing that to you and then I'm getting bullied but maybe I don't think I'm being bullied yeah even though it does hurt my heart that's I think I think I did the same thing to people exactly like that and they were just like yo why are you doing that like so many men don't even know how to show they like somebody without like hurting them yeah I didn't understand that for I think I figured it out probably way later than you did sometimes if I got picked on I felt like oh man they really like me is that why you pick on me so much cuz he loves you but that is true the
12:45 verbal kind of picking on between guys now I think I'm getting attention that's the biggest affection like green like he likes you if he's really giv it to you no I'm talking about like hazing and punching bag ████ that is not cuz I'm just like o wait wait wait you want to practice your punches and then like you're going to hold me or like they'll be like hey you know that game where they press you up against the wall and they try to ████ pass you out and then I was like pick me pick me pick me like I want to be the guy and then they don't pick me and I'm like they don't like me that much and then all my friends that are like you know like when the older guys come around and they're like oh my ████ God we better get out of here and then it's like too late and then the older brothers grab you and they're like all right we're going to play full contact football and I'm like yeah yay big brothers and then everyone else is starting to cry and ████ and I'm like
13:35 why and then when we play they're going hard they're grabbing you slamming you on the ground and they think it's so funny and then I'm just like me me pick me I want to get hit me too I thought that was so funny to especially wrestling moves I thought it was so fun to get like DDT power bombed I thought that was just so fun and I wanted to prove to the big guys turns out not Everyone likes it I wanted to prove to them that I can take the pain so I wanted the respect of them so badly but then all my friends are like I don't like you when your brother comes and plays with us because he plays hard yeah it's kind of torturous to some people yep sometimes it's their nightmare I thought like uh it was funny too because have you guys ever seen these like videos where it gives me nightmares now to see it of like uh like
14:25 a dude will be at Target and they'll like come up to a random person he'll be like he'll tell them a joke and then that person will laugh and he'll be like explain that oh yeah yeah and then the guy the joke didn't make sense but then the dude laughed and he to be polite and he he can't explain why he laughed yeah yeah you seen that yeah you never seen those things so like so when those started that doesn't make like what do you call a sweet potato with cream and then they'll be like um I don't know what is it like a volcano and the guy's like explain that joke oh well the cream the and the I guess so on the spot yeah yeah yeah so like that idea yeah so they pretty much you caught him in a lie you caught him in a fake laugh to make you look stupid but like as soon as that was like kind of picking up steam like on social media a bunch of my old friends started sending it to me and they were
15:16 like you remember doing this ████ you remember doing this ████ like a bunch of them from high school and I was like oh ████ they were like you invented this ████ they're all pissed because like in high school I did this thing where like if we all ate as a group like 20 of us and someone went to the bathroom I would Prime everybody I'd be like all right when this fool gets back just laugh at my next joke don't even question it so this fool comes back sits down I tell the joke and I'm like yo what happens when you go waterfall turn this fool obviously laughs cuz 20 people are laughing and then everyone stops we all look at the guy we're like why was that funny oh that's ████ hell so mean and so embarrassing when 20 people look at you you're like but it's so mean and it's like the most ████ thing and that dude and it's my friend
16:06 Matt and he's like like every year after that he's like yeah I never forgot when you did that ████ honestly teaches you not to follow the herd God Dam like but like they never made me forget it because not only did to everybody yeah I did to everybody at different points but every time I did it they all were like mad at me because they like ████ you Ryan like that feels like ████ bro how would you like if we did it to you but they never did it back cuz it's like ████ up but like I didn't even I just thought it was like crazy hij Jinks like wow but then like it's funny I it's totally not funny and then I I didn't realize for a long time I had this thing in my brain that I just thought ████ like that was so funny but it's like ████ up but it's only funny to you it's only funny I think that's the bully ████ is like you think everyone's having a great time but it's only funny to you that's it yeah I did a prank and this is how this is how bad my brain was this I was already like I want to say 18 I
16:58 thought it was funny to go to my my friend Roy's house who lives in Cito very nice house I I put my Civic on his lawn and I did donuts and ruined his lawn oh ████ in the middle of the in the middle of the night his family's house and then I and then he called me and he's like did you do this and I was like yeah like it's not even clever did you Rec recognize the Kumo tires yeah he's like he's like he's like myce right and then his mom and my mom are close so she was like why would do that and then Roy's like calling me he's like w what made you what part of that was like and I was like what it's cuz you're not using he's like I was like do it to me I don't care do it to my house we don't do that do it to my family's house and then and then I still had that in my brain by the time I was like 20 21
17:49 I did that to Steve's car cuz like me and Steve uh Steve he got mad yeah he got super mad but I I think maybe that's when it hit me was like we were like ████ around like we act like like we're going to hit each other's cars when we're parking like we go we go eat we going hit your car going hit your car and then like I just thought we were at that point like I didn't even know that well yet like if he actually H it would be even funnier exactly and then like he's I know that feeling he parked his car and then like I'm about to park next to him and he's like acting like he's he's going to stand in front of my car and I was like oh funny guy so I just hit his car and he had just painted his car oh and the paint on his bumper just spider weed out oh my God and then and then he was just looking at it like why would you do that and I was like yeah
18:41 why just painting their car is different too yeah I know but like I was like I think that's the threshold of like what the ████ am I doing like cuz Steve was like he was like hey we just paided that he's like it's look it's all new like that's the only part the part that you met the bumper you missed it he was like talking to me like I was crazy and I'm like yeah I don't know why I did that I was like I might be ████ up man that was like me when I uh remember I broke into my friend's house yeah and I was like oh they're going to think this is so funny when they come in it's me inside so I see them pull up in the driveway Tada yeah and then the mom's like get out and I'm like what you're supposed to laugh T I did a magic trick you locked the doors about a still got it guess how that's the thing
19:31 is I thought like the the the horsing roundness of it was like negates the damage the damage is funny like oh come on it's you guys were at the phase of it's just a prank bro yeah but it's like why don't you have a sense of that's going to cost money you weren't even making a Tik Tok out of it to this day to this day Steve is still like what were you thinking I was like I don't know man it just looked like the right thing to do that's a good excuse never drink end up doing I know I was like why was that the right move I have no idea you find different ways I was like 21 years old you think I should know better by then but impulsive stupid young man ████ dude too much I had too much ████ in my balls I like the explanation of I think I'm ████ up
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