0:00 [Music] Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about if we could be Nick for 24 hours. My dream. 24 pugs. That's pretty sick. Can you bring your pug pugs back again? Can I? Yeah, that would be cool. I will bring them. They're so cool. They just chill and we hold them like a baby worm. They'll sit in your lap the whole day. They'll They'll fall in love with you. Can we turn up the spice a little bit? This is what I would do. I would hit up all of my clients and raise my rate. Whoa. My business. Wow. Yeah, but it's after 24 hours. You don't get to use any of that money. No, it's for his benefit. Oh, that's nice. I'd be like, "Still can't go." That's a real friend. What would you raise it to? Yeah. What would you raise it to? Are you allowed to disclose what your rate is right now? You You could you you give me a number?
0:50 I'd probably go up at least 15%. Yeah. Tariffs. What? $55 is kicking my ass right $25 all this stuff I'm importing every day tape is now if Netflix or Disney Plus or Hulu or whatever if all of them every single year can send me an email that they're going up like a dollar and then like this is why these are our services this is how we're heightening my game blah blah blah that I think it's just reasonable especially if you're stretched thin and you can't hang out with I do every 6 months my boy all right let's go that's good I would probably edge so on the 24th hour um when you enter back you ████ calm. Joe made me calm, dude. I would go into his phone and and change all the names of his contacts to all say Tiff so he starts picking up calls. That's hilarious. That's good. Fantastic.
1:40 That's good. But what would you change Tiff's to? Just leave it the same. Is he going to know what's happening while we're in Le chat together so he can't find it? I keep texting the group chat. I'm like, "Hey, man." It's amazing. And then I would sign into his YouTube and unprivate all the old videos. So good. You bastard. No one could see those. Okay. What would you do, Steve? First thing I would do is I would uh get plastic moles. I'd put them on my ears and then I'd start selling that ████ online. I'd be like, "Own own the ears, brother." I would know where you live and I'd give that information to Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He knows where I live, too. I figured it out. He figured out which house I live at. I would give Tiff a tearfilled monologue about how I want to start doing butt stuff to my butt. So when it goes back to him, he's like,
2:30 "Whoa, babe. I need her support on this." And I'm not going back on my words. You say that as me, Tiff looks at you with disgust and she goes, "I don't think I could do this anymore. If this is a deal breaker for you, this is a deal breaker for me." I go to jiu-jitsu class and then they'll be like, "What happened, Nick?" And then you'd be demoted back to a white belt and you have to work all over again. I would go to jiu-jitsu class, but every time I'm rolling and somebody submits me, I would moan. That's really good. We don't even have his skill. We just have It's us in his body. You know what though? I'll say this. Just because I'm wearing a black belt, people will psych themselves out all the time. So you guys actually might do very well. So we should start wearing black belts. Yeah. Seriously, it's a mind game. If I keep his skill, I'll go into jiu-jitsu. I'd invite Bart and I just put him to sleep full on. Honestly,
3:22 if you have my skill and you were in your body, you could molest Bart any way you want. Any way you want. That's what I'm saying. Imagine putting him to your body and then at least we get one more 18-minute video. One more. You want You want his legs over his head for 5 minutes? You can do that. Yeah. My fantasies are finally coming true. I would at the last second of like being Nick when he's it's about to go back to being Nick. I would um cover my body in like watermelon juice and the like just gorge on a bunch of them and just be in bed like just so he wakes up and thinks he was on some bender like he had a breakdown. He's like, "Oh ████ what the hell?" Watermelon sees coming, boy. I would hide all your fanny pack. Honestly, nothing ruins my day more than I can't find my fanny pack. Really? Finding them would be safe. Bury him in the backyard. And I would I would turn the stove on.
4:13 You're dangerous. So just enough so he thinks he did it. Damn. So do it like maybe it was me. Right before it turns 24. I'll spend my entire 24 hours convincing Tiff why we got to move to Vegas. Wow. That's lit. It might work and straight by the house already. Just like sign. Just straight sign. I would also walk back and forth on Colorado jaywalking racking up tickets. Yeah, they don't do that anymore. Actually, they don't do that anymore. You would need a time machine. Actually, it's legal now. Yeah, dude. At 11:58, whatever, cuz probably by midnight you're back in your body. I would be skydiving, dude. Sick. So, you come back in like, "What the f███?" Yeah. 2 minutes of free fall. Also, night is crazy.
5:04 I'd probably cry. I'd cry. You never do that, right? You would never sky that, would you? You wouldn't bungee jump. You'd skydive. I don't know. Either sounds ridiculous to me. Um, but I would probably lean more towards skydiving than than uh bungee jumping, probably. I saw a video of this lady in Canada bungee jumping and she hits the bottom and I was like, that's Oh, I would sign up for a ninja warrior, too. So, you could see me lose in the first obstacle. I try to jump and reach and I slip, fall right through. Oh, that was the fastest run in Ninja Warriors. We never had a competitor just slip right off like that. D. That's what Me and Nick were watching that crazy show where everyone just gets just slides off the side of ████ all day. What's that called? Like wipe out. Wipe out, dude. You know, one of our friends won it. Did he really? Oh, ████ He uh he tore Yoshi. Yoshi and his
5:54 brother, they did it. Oh, they did it. Oh, ████ He It was the one where he's running across the boxing wall. They have a bunch of doors and a giant boxing glove will hit you and you fly off, right? And he was running through and One of them hit his knee towards ACL, but he actually made it to the finish line and he won. They won like 50k or something something crazy like cover it if it did do they cover the certification. But they he won the whole thing though, but the 50k paid for it. He won like 100k or something crazy. ACL is like a year of big deal. Yoshi could make that easily with an ACL. Yeah. You know, like he gets enough work. Yeah, for sure. Nowhere near worth it. This was like before he was like doing a ton of acting during his teeth breaking era. Yeah. Yeah. When he was just a stunt guy, dude, that show me and Nikki were laughing till we're crying. Dude, that was me during most uh was it Extreme
6:45 Elimination. MXC is the best. MXC's dubbing. I was crying at the dubbing. I would watch MXC with Nikki when you when you go home this weekend. They It was like a old Japanese like Teeshi's Castle. Yeah, Teeshi's Castle. And they do the most outlandish ████ but they dub it with like comedy voices, like racist comedy basically. It's really good. Dude, if I was Steve for 24 hours, I would by by the re-entry, he would wake up to being on stage at improv at UCB. Can I get a suggest? What the ████ Oh jeez. Is ultimate hell. Yeah. Have you guys seen soccer binoculars? Yeah, that is so great. What's that? I would put Nick in that soccer. Oh, yeah. Where you can't see near you. Everybody's wearing binoculars, but they're playing soccer, so their depth perception is so
7:36 ████ Yo, we should do that. So, your depth is all messed up for like trying to kick the ball and then they're all confused. Oh, that's great. Dude, what if you could be Anthony for 24 hours? We're going to we're going to do that in like an hour and a half. So, Oh ████ Save it. Save it, too, though. Yeah. I don't really want to go into that one too much. I think for I'm going to step out for that one. No, you're going to be here. No, you're definitely going to be here. I bet you can guess what we all We're all going to say it, too. We have to do that. We're still still on you, Nick. You ran out of stuff. No. Uh if I was here for 24 hours, uh I wouldn't ran out of uh I would be in our careful boys group chat and I would like say stuff like, "Hi." Oh, wow. He's sick. Wow. Hey guys, how are you? I'd be like, I think Nick got hacked. Yeah. I'd be like, "Is Anthony and Nick's body right now?" That's what I would guess. Are they doing the prompt? So specific? Yeah. I'd actually come hang out with you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm going to ████ I'm going to text I'll text her. I'll
8:27 text in that group chat. Watch. And you're going to be self-surprised. And then you're going to be like, "Shut the ████ up." I would I would put I would put Nick's black belt in the laundry with all the whites and then just bleach the hell out of it all. Make everything gray. It's a little too much. That's mean. Show up to jiu-jitsu wearing his fanny pack instead of his black. Oops. Yeah. Yeah, it's very on brand. So, you guys are all getting pretty personal clients. You said what? I would hit on all my male clients. All your mail all my male clients would be like, "Yeah, what's up, Nick? How are you?" I would I would go on eBay and just be the winning bid on like a 100 Miatas. All right. Now you're ████ my life up. Yeah. Yeah. Now you can't do that. And then all these calls are like, "Hey man, you won. When do you want to pick it up? I have five Miata.
9:19 What else would I do? Huh? What else? I got to stretch this out. 10 more minutes. Yeah, you guys got at least eight. At least eight. Honestly, if you guys did Joe, you guys would have 30. I probably show my mom the video, the Margarate video that we shot here. You know what? My mom actually seen that video. She saw it. What did she say? Actually, my sister's friends sent that to to my mom. Did she laugh? She laughed. Yeah, she knows that story. It's It's a It's a funny little joke on me that I don't like to bring up to them. Very private story that you guys But I like how you guys had a photo. You you had a photo of it. Yeah, it's still it's still in my mom's My mom still has that piece of furniture and I look at it. It's Mark Great on all his current furniture. Mark Great is such a I can't I'll never live that down. I got you, Mom. I got you. Great. Call her ████ too. I would just like figure out how to get my
10:09 parents in the same room and just like talk to them. Whoa. Good luck, bro. Whoa. Oh, I would absolutely switch your pugs out for other pugs and see how long Oh, damn. I would know. Go get some pound puppies. I would know, dude. You wouldn't be able to f It's like It's like when your goldfish dies, you just get another goldfish. Do you think you would 100% know? Yeah, same. Same. Even if all the physical traits are dead on. Yeah, I would. How would you tell? Like otherwise? You might be able to tell, but how long would it take you? Immediately. And where are the original pugs by the time you realize? Yeah. Would you do my original pug? They're fine. The border. Yeah, they're in a detainment cage. If I switch bodies with Nick, am I just me and Nick's Nick's body? Yeah, you're Would you make me dance everywhere? I do a bunch of dance videos. Oh, yeah. They'd be They'd be lit, though. Tik Tok account. You
11:00 wouldn't even embarrass him, dude. Sick. I literally just dance with the Kindras like front center. No, you wouldn't. I would. You would do that to me with your body. I think sick. But wearing your full outfit with the fanny pack and all and the Crocs. Yeah, I the the the clothes I wear isn't for dancing. You can't I can't wear I can't do it right now, dude. No, I don't. Take that ████ bag right now, dude. I'm going to go get freaking I'm going get blasted. Like, get as many tattoos as possible. What kind of tattoos would you put on me? Low key. Okay, if you try if you just get copies of this all over your whole body. Seriously, stamps. ████ tattooed on black belt. Oh, that's bad. Like honestly, if you want to ████ my world up is getting me a bunch of stupid tattoos. Is that Is that cool in that community? That's probably honestly. Have you seen anyone do that? Like one of your pugs right there on the spot, dude. I would get ma aer. So it'
11:52 be MMA master down your ████ arm, right? Oh, bro. That That's rough. Definitely. That's rough. You're barking up right now. AJ 637 637 cuz I got that extra day, brother. Yeah. Hotmail cuz who uses that? I always make fun of people who hot mail hotmail accounts. Yeah, I just open a bunch of Hotmail accounts. Yeah, I'm going to make you order like a thousand dildos, but they're not all going to come at once. You got a subscription model every day. Every day for a year model escaped. It just keeps coming. I got a different one. Dude, I would buy a dollhouse and I would just sit on my knees with with the
12:42 dollhouse while Tiff when Tiff comes home and I'm just playing with dolls playing with dolls quietly to myself honestly like 2 hours. That's how you'll ruin our marriage right now. Oh man. Like what's wrong with you? That's frightening. sitting next sitting next to nothing. I'm playing with my dolls making kiss acting out all the fights that he wants to have but he's too afraid. That's sick. You know, you know, one that you guys could do, this is a freebie. You uh you wait for Tip to come home and then you you make me just wear all her clothes while she's gone and you just catch me. She watches she walks in and I'm just wearing her clothes and she's like, "Uh, horrified." You're like, "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." Yeah. Yeah. You pull that off. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. But you're staring in the mirror. You're like, I am enough. I am enough. I'm wearing jewelry. Yeah.
13:32 You know what I would do? I would just uh get have a bunch of cold beverages and just make rings on all of Tiff's favorite vintage furniture. Oh, that's really good, brother. You're going to get me killed. You're going to get me killed out here. I would uh remove all the labels on your canned goods. All right. You're being a ████ ████ right now. He's like, "Where's the corn? Which one's corn? It's all silver. I open them all up and they're like, "This isn't all corn." So, none of them were corn. It's all garbanzo beans. We do have way too many beans. At 11 at 11 garbanzo. I got a bunch of corn. At 11:59 59 seconds. At 11:59 59 seconds. I go to Bart's house while he's asleep. I climb into bed and then I press my lips against Bart's and then when you wake up, but then you were kissing Bart for one
14:23 second. I don't know about that. I'll do I'll do it for the bit. What if the spell backfires? What if the spell backfires? Instead, you change back to Anthony. I pick up my heels, throw them over my shoulder, walk home. I just came from Bart's house and just stand in his neighborhood. That didn't work. Bart just goes, "What the f███?" Damn. That was really gay, guys. Well, cool. Yeah, that's your cup. That's That's all you got, huh? No. No. 2 minutes. 2 minutes. 2 minutes. You got Colleen? You going to this one? You're going to change my my toothpaste to uh Oh, I would just Yeah. You know what? I would just get like 10 piercings on each ear. O, you want to ruin my branding, brother? Good luck. I don't think you would be able to. You can't fit a hoop
15:13 there. Yeah, bro. You won't be able to pierce through this. I I I hit up Jeremy. I was like, "Hey, we got to have a meeting, dude." And I asked for equity. You get it? You're just setting up his life with good business. Like I don't want to run a gym, Anthony. Wow, that's impressive. What else would you do that? You say that uh can you write me down for me? I start putting my finger towards my butthole. 1150 that I just uh I just uh made the leap. I sign up for like uh sperm donors and IVF stuff. Sperm donors? My sperm is fine, dude. Sperm donors? What do you mean? That's good. This is insurance. It's just out there. Sperm donors, dude. What the ████ Oh, go Yeah. Go jerk off for 24 hours at IVF clinic. Yeah. Yeah. donate a bunch of Nick into the wild. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to be like, "We can't use any of this." I'd sign up for a bunch of jiu-jitsu competitions for the rest of the year. Oh, nice. I'd actually go to one and
16:03 lose it. Take a dive. Don't worry. I could do that myself. I don't need you for that. That's true. I'll I'll mess up his score. That's That's all you got, Ryan. Turn this ████ off, dude. Turn this ████ ████ off. Absolute ████ Delete this video, kid.
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