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Our First Impressions of One Another

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0:00 So I made a quick post and I asked you guys if you had any questions and today we are answering Huawei 932. Have you ever asked each other about the first impressions of one another? And I don't think we actually have. >> I do remember my first time truly meeting Bart and Joe was on the Tik Tok tour. >> That was the first time? >> Yes. >> That was the first time. >> That was the first time, yes. And you guys honestly it's like you just see a bunch of Asians on the bus like hi hi hi. So there's no impression. So your first real impression is the first show that we do. And you know, there's a bunch of dancers, there's performance, I'm dancing, people are singing. I get it. Asian YouTubers are usually singing, usually dancing. And then I see you guys dressed up as Uncle Chin Uncle Sam. And I'm like what the ████

0:50 is this? >> You never seen it before? >> No. >> Oh. >> No, I never I never watched you guys on Or I saw I saw like a a more gangster thing that you guys did like peeing on the wall type like in cholo outfits. >> Oh. >> what I'm saying? Oh where we kept peeing on each other? >> Like that yeah, I think that stuff to me was like funny cuz it was a little bit more hardcore and but I never seen like you guys wearing a ████ elephant ████ hat with like a blazer and then you're this buff ass dude too is like kind of really weirdly intimidating when you when you're around it you're like what is that? You know? And so I just remember thinking you guys were just insane. I was like and ironically too >> that is pretty insane though. >> you don't know about the characters what you just think that's nuts. >> Yeah, it is nuts. It is ████ >> And if you don't have like the the context and you just see and you know how the Australian fans were too. The the level of screaming was like the fandom's so hot but I'm so confused

1:41 at what the ████ this act is. >> Yeah. >> And I was just like you know what? They either must be so ████ gangster because like this ████ is like to me I'm like how is this funny cuz I didn't get it. I didn't know the characters. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You know? >> Yeah. You gave me a five when I got that girl from the club and brought her back to the hotel. >> [laughter] >> That sounds like something I might do. >> But you were in the elevator with me. You gave me a big smile and then you gave me a high five and I was like, "Anthony is so cool." >> And then he didn't he's like, "She's out cold, right?" >> Oh, Jesus, Anthony. You were with Lawrence and I was with one of the promoters, the the the the bootleg Bruno Mars. >> Drugs, man. Like honestly, we was high fiveing everybody at that point. Yeah. I was in love with >> You're giving them away. You're giving them away. >> I Wait, we didn't do anything. We talked all night. And there was a it was a room full of guys. It was like guys and gals. It was a big group.

2:31 >> And it's still Geo that gave me the biggest impression of you guys' camp. Because once like we went to that club >> slapped that guy? >> No, no, it's like some dude came up and and then she pushed him but he ████ flew on and like rolled over. Damn. And I was like, "Oh." And plus like Geo's big so you're like, "Oh, s███." I was like, "This group I don't know what they are but they're they're crazy." >> That was a really fun trip. Like I really liked you and Lawrence cuz you guys would Didn't we do that skit too there? Were you guys a part of it in the hotel room? Oh, we did one. We did like a one giant with Charlie, everybody. Yeah. >> Yeah, that that was a fun time. But that was the first impression so it was really like And also I wasn't full-time like dancing performing. That was just like it was obviously Victor who was way more YTS

3:21 stuff. So YOMAMA Crew was asked to come out. Mike couldn't make it so it was me, Victor, and then we just pulled in Lawrence. So I was the guy who was also working full-time. >> That's cool. >> And just being like this is crazy. And then the only other comedian there was MyChoni so like if it was like between comedians MyChoni versus like you guys I was like, "I don't know what these guys are but they're crazy so I'll hang with them." >> What was your first impression of Steve? Do you remember when you first met him? >> That was on JK here, right? Yeah, that was Yeah, that was JK. >> My first impression of Steve? >> Have you seen him? Have you already seen him on the channel or no at the time? >> No, not really. >> You weren't watching a lot? >> I don't watch, you know, the >> If you're not in it yet, if you're not in it, it's a >> remember like the moment you're like >> I only I only clip farm my clips and then I look at all the comments.

4:11 >> It is kind of when it blends in and it's like over time you kind of forget, right? But I remember exactly when I met him and he left a pretty big impression because he was doing a roast. So like Nikki's always been on JK. So she she was all she would be like, oh, you know, like my husband does comedy or whatever and or she wasn't with Yeah, I don't know if you guys remember. Anyways, >> We weren't married but we were together, yeah. >> Yeah, but like um for some reason I thought you were just a prank channel. >> Yeah. >> Right? >> Yeah, fair. >> I didn't know you were like comedic. Like cuz and not to knock prank channels. >> No, you're right. You're right. >> And then when you roasted Timmy, Tim DeLaGhetto, I was like, "Holy ████ [snorts] What the ████ Like we should have him on. He's perfect for our show." And I was like, "Dude, this this guy was hitting and it was so funny." And I was

5:02 I was just like, "Oh, dude, like I don't know why for the whole time, maybe like Nikki didn't even explain it this way, but I think I seen you like on a Bang Bus Parody and then I just thought that like he just did funny shocking pranks. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> I actually do remember one thing about a first impression of you. >> Okay. >> Uh it's cuz I met Nikki first and >> On JK? >> Yeah. >> I do remember this this first impression type of thing cuz I had met Nikki first and we smashed. >> But anyways, >> No, um so I I freaking I meet I meet Nikki and then I just remember her telling me about her boyfriend has a huge dick. >> [laughter] >> A huge Yeah, I just remember for whatever concept cuz we were doing JK

5:52 Party together. Yeah, just mentioning it to you out of nowhere. Yeah, and so so some obscure dude named Steve has like a huge ████ right? And I'll be like, "Oh, cool funny, right?" And then I remember doing JK News and then meeting him, but then in my mind the only reference that I had was like, "Oh, Nick's boyfriend that got the huge dick." Oh, so the whole time you were thinking, "Can I see it?" was just thinking about his huge ████ the whole time we were shooting. So, I actually didn't meet Anthony for a long time. I met Anthony through Nina. >> Here we go. >> No, I don't know. No, I remember I heard about you over the years cuz these boys would talk about you. >> Cuz I did JK before you. >> Uh technically, but not to the volume that I did, my friend. >> [laughter] >> Not the significant impact he made here. >> But

6:42 uh But yeah, I was like I remember hearing about you a ████ load, but I could never put a face to it until you finally came in and then I was like, "Oh, that's who this cat is." So then yeah, I didn't know that It's so funny when I first met you, I just thought you were a cool guy. So I was like I was kind of like, "Okay, well." I always kind of go into a room I try to be as open-minded as I possibly can and I try to kind of see who the comedians are so that I can try to work with them and I knew right away you weren't a comedian, but in a good way. No, in a good >> actual In a thank god >> No, seriously. That's what That's exactly what I'm saying and that might have sounded like a diss, but it's not. It's It was more like, "Oh, cool. He's actually here to talk to us and he's not trying to do his ████ bits to the camera the whole time instead, which it always just doesn't work here, man. Like I know that it

7:33 works for some people, but it just doesn't work in this room. Like you have to be engaged with the conversation. So I really liked that and you're just a deeper cat and I don't I don't know a lot of deep cats generally. I'm not that deep. Me and Nick aren't deep. But like >> You have to throw Nick in there? >> Well, no. Me and Nick always talk about how we're not that deep. And when we're around Anthony, I'm like, "Jesus Christ, this guy can talk about >> Yeah, that's where the duality of man >> Yeah, duality man. He can He can like He'll just look off a cliff and be like, "Isn't it beautiful that we live?" >> [laughter] [laughter] >> THAT'S THAT'S HELL OF RIGHT THOUGH. >> BUT RIGHT? Like I And I just think that's beautiful, but I don't I'm not like that. I'm just looking off a cliff going like, "It's ████ hot." >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? Like I just don't think like that. But [snorts] I think it's an admirable quality that I think is awesome. And you've added so much to

8:23 this room like with all that stuff that I really dig it. Like I think it's good to have deeper It's good to have shades of, you know, intellect around. You know what I mean? Cuz we're pretty ████ stupid. Me, Joe, Bart I like >> Speak for yourself. >> Stupid. You know You know it. You know it. >> [laughter] >> I'm deep in my own ways. >> Exactly. No, you're deep about your deep about your kid. You're as deep as it gets about your kid. >> Trucks. >> With in Trucks. But then you're >> Kid, trucks, guns. >> Kid, trucks, guns, Facebook Marketplace. As deep as the Mariana Trench. And then if you try diving in, you're going to break your ████ neck and spine. >> I studied Nietzsche, fool. Break [laughter] Break your neck and spine. >> I studied Nietzsche. That's deeper than any of >> Okay. >> What do you know about Nietzsche? >> I think you studied deep. >> [laughter] >> I think you studied Nietzsche like Rock

9:13 just did. If I asked Rock, "Study Nietzsche. Tell me about it real quick." >> Being Nietzsche right now. >> [laughter] >> Look. >> You don't want to learn anything about the Ubermensch? >> This reminds me of when we >> [clears throat] >> One of my favorite memories on JK is because it was just tied to such a cool moment. We had Tulsi Gabbard on. And at one point, [laughter] after like 2 hours, Joe's like, "I know more about politics than any of these guys do." I'm like, [laughter] "What?" Why are you saying this?" And she tells you like, "Uh-huh, okay." >> [laughter] >> And she's just like, "All right." Cool. >> [laughter] >> That's like that right now. I don't need you. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. It's like she's kindergarten cop. >> Okay, this deep. Goes super deep. >> Oh. >> But when I first met Ryan, I think it was actually

10:04 as a guest. >> Yeah. >> Right? And then it wasn't the first time, but the first time I really like noticed >> That was the first time talking to you for real, yeah. >> Yeah, is when you we went to the same school and we knew the same people and you knew me before you knew me. And I was standing right there and you were asking me if I if you knew if I knew me. >> Yeah. He's like, "Have you met a guy named Joe Joe Mama?" And I was like, "That's me." >> [laughter] >> And that was the funniest moment. >> That's ████ twen like 20 years later. >> I remember that time because I remember hearing him go, "YOU'RE JOE MAMA." >> [laughter] >> THAT blew my mind harder than anything ever has. >> Cuz I knew you like that's Ryan, you know, and then from class and all that and then oh yeah, I think we went to the same school and then we went we whatever and and I was like, "That's cool." and

10:55 then >> Cuz that's night that's 2019 we're having that conversation, I believe. And I'm we're I'm thinking about a guy I saw in 1997. And it's the same ████ guy. Just shaved head and not talk and he looks so mean. And so mean and everyone and everyone's saying, "Don't talk to that guy, he's crazy." >> Can you believe that's the same Joe? >> No, that's >> I'm like happy crazy. >> I know, dude. >> He's looking at me and he says, "I'm Joe Mama." I thought he was going to kill me like I outed him. Like he was on witness protection or some ████ >> No, but that shocked me cuz I was like, "Do you know that this is the person you're TALKING ABOUT [laughter] AND I WAS EVEN SHOCKED THAT he remembered me going to [laughter] school that day and I I I I also saw so many new students and he was one of the new guys.

11:45 And I was there to see my friend and then I was like I remember that moment. I don't remember you but there was also like 10 new people. >> a lot of new people. >> Yeah, and I didn't know anybody yet. So I think they were just telling me who's who and your face his picture was still in the school directory cuz he was meant to appear but cuz you got kicked out they just left it in. >> caught smoking weed. >> So like your photo is in the book and every everybody who's not at school whose photo is in the book everyone goes what the ████ happened to that guy? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, exactly. >> everybody. >> There's 200 students so if there's one person that you're like is this dude even here? Like why is he in the directory? >> Yeah, our classes were like 15 people. >> Yeah, it was very small. >> Yeah, I think me and Ryan I was like I I think I think I I feel like I always am learning still about you at all times. Yes, because you're such a weird ████

12:35 dude. >> [laughter] >> I just don't ever think I know everything about you and I always learn something new about you all the time as opposed to these cats I already think I got it figured out. Whereas with you I'm always like what the ████ this guy is like doing new ████ all the time that I didn't know about. >> Where's your you were funny to me because I only knew you from your videos. And like I've seen so many of them but I don't know how you are off camera. And then I just remember thinking like that you were so serious every time you were doing bits. >> That's so funny to me. >> He thinks the wrong way or do the wrong ████ or say something >> Cuz he holds it such a straight face. >> Cuz I just didn't know yet. So if he said something purposely dumb I would just think he [laughter] WAS DUMB. BUT BUT then he ████ likes that ████ so he was never correcting me like like dude that's just a ████ joke. Like he never one time would say that. >> Gaskins. >> [laughter]

13:26 >> You watched the first It was that we're on together. Every time he says the his usual ████ I'm looking at him like, "Oh." >> [laughter] >> That's a huge compliment coming from you. >> Yeah, I was like, "Well, I don't know him well enough to tell him that's not correct." >> I can't believe I chameleon'd you of all people. >> Because I just didn't know, you know, like I was trying to be polite and like understand everybody, but then I'm like, "There's no way this guy 100% of time is purposely saying these things." And then like as we go, like he's he became my favorite like roaster that actually makes fun of the ████ that makes you go, "F███, man." Like man, like Memory was making fun of me cuz I was trying to first time host and I kept putting the screen like WAY BACK HERE. >> [laughter] >> AND HE'S LIKE, "ARE YOU ████ SERIOUS? WE GOT TO GO GO LOOK. We got to go to the other side of the room and look." >> [laughter] >> I remember that. That's crazy. >> Yeah, and then it made me more comfortable because I it's You know in the dance world you lose the

14:17 camaraderie of ████ with each other really quickly cuz they don't act like that. But you grow up socking each other and and ████ making fun of each other's real actual vulnerabilities. And you lose that. And then JK is like, "I found it again. I found the ████ I found that love of like, no, I'm going to make fun of the wounds you have." Cuz that's the way it was meant to be, but like you get so correct over time. And I was like, "Dude, Steve's that ████ guy, dude." >> Yeah, man. >> If [laughter] you get SA'd, you can guarantee we're going to ████ make fun of you. >> That was my favorite. No, cuz I got SA'd big time by this gay cat and and and Bart Bart was like, "Did it feel good?" >> [laughter] >> And I love that and like cuz cuz you know how you're always worried about, "Oh man, is this going to ████ up the vibes today? Like cuz cuz I'm actually going to talk about this like honestly." >> It was perfect, too, cuz Steve actually was serious and he rarely he rarely gets

15:09 serious. >> Oh, dude, that's such a funny video. >> In that quiet moment, Bart goes, "But did it feel good?" >> Yeah, and I'm like, "This is I'm so relieved cuz like okay, cool, we're actually going to still have a fun day. It's It's not like we could pivot and talk about real ████ and then Bart's going to make it fun and elevate. But then I remember when that video came out all the comments were just ████ all over Bart. I'd be like, "What a piece of ████ thing to say. What a piece of ████ Bart is." And all this >> This this ████ room will eat you up. >> [laughter] >> But But that But not about real ████ I don't think about No, no, no, no. About like the best real ████ though. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. >> Like actually you getting SA'd is real ████ That's >> Yeah, sure. But I don't >> See it happened to Steve and we gave him ████ for it. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Look at that trauma. Look at that trauma getting passed on. >> who said, "Yeah, BUT YOU LIKED IT." >> [laughter] >> I CAN SAY IT CUZ I GOT SA'D.

15:59 >> WHEN HE tries to get you back you go, "Yeah, but you liked it." >> [laughter] >> That's such a crazy callback. >> But yeah, no. No, this is the best place ever. That's what I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. It really is.

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