0:00 All right, let's roll. You can roll. I'm going to work on this. You want to use my chair? I'm not using it. The trick is you have to put the s█████ wheel at the back so it doesn't run over thating divot. Oh, is that the trick? Yeah, that's all you can do. Pivot the divot. Uh, bar, roll it. It is rolling. Roll it. Yeah. Hey, clock boy. Ready for hot glue, dude. Better like this. This is in the video. Leave this in the edit. Okay. Hot glue. Welcome to an episode of Careful Boys where uh we are going to force ourselves to be a little bit racist. Okay. If you had force me if you had to ban one ethnicity from all internet access, who is it? All internet access. They just
0:52 lose internet in their in their country. India. Well, that would help. That would help with the scamming situation. Honestly, I'm sick and tired of these guys emailing me. Yeah, I'm sicking. They're trying to fish on me, dude. Dude, they're like, "Your Amazon package didn't get delivered." Um, I don't even care about that. They're getting pretty good at it. I don't even care about that. They're getting me to bite on some of these. What you don't care about? I don't even care about that. What? Why don't you want them to have internet? The ████ that they post on Instagram. Holy crap, dude. So entertaining. Oh, the street food. I know, but it's so gross. I saw this one video of a like a I guess a golf cart full of just Indian ladies and they look like they were dressed to the nines and they're driving through a village. A guy walks out with a big old bucket of you guessed it diarrhea. No. Just dunks on these ladies and then just belines around the corner. A guy walks
1:44 out with a big bucket of diarrhea. Wow. What the was that? I guess I was holding down Siri when I You wearing a wire, huh? Yeah. Why? Get off me. Are you listening to chat GBT for content? Huh? I want you want a script. Chad GBT script and news is scripted. Jes say is from Chad GBT. No, no, no. Come on. It's me, Nick. Come on, man. He has to find me. Come on, it's me. This whole time I thought we had a fed lines, dude. I'd hire a writer. Tell them about the diarrhea. Homicide, murder, suicide. That's me. That's a Nick Dunn quote. Hey, I saw that video. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, because they they look like they're dressed in a nice sorry. All these women and literally a dude with a bucket of ████ just wide. He
2:34 just dunks on and then they're just like and the beauty cuts, bro. I know. And I'm like, you guys didn't just go and murder that guy. That's crazy. Video of the of the public pool. Yeah, that one was ████ crazy, dude. Yeah, the water's like mud brown. The ones that you sent me are funny where it's just these dudes that like these these guys just put put themselves in ████ and then they come up and go like this. What? I didn't send you that. What the sent you that? I didn't send you that. What is that? No, no, no. I'm going look right. It's like a trend over there where they try to like do something that looks unfortunate or gross. Degrade themselves. They beg for like money or some ████ So they put their head in ████ There was like actual like a pile of ████ and then the dude like stuck his face in it and what the and then he goes he goes and his friend is also like wow. Yeah. Sorry to put that image in your
3:24 head but this fool ████ I didn't send you that. Why you sending that ████ You sent me a thing where the ████ Indian guys are doing that. I didn't send you that, bro. That's crazy. I'm looking at our chat right now. They're going like this. They're going like this. Hey, look. It's not on you. Where it, dude? Look. Hey, Bart. Oh, right there. That That one. I sent you this one. What the ████ Okay, maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Those are Maybe maybe I sent you this one. No, you sent me that one, bro. I sent it to you after that. Is that the guy with the buttons? Yeah, I saw that. You hit your ████ Instagram limit. Oh, no. You're good. You put a time limit on your Instagram. Yeah. Yeah. So, I just don't go on it. Oh, that's sick. You're productive. You're a productive guy. That's why I Your job involves this. His time limit is 8 seconds. I'll
4:14 just post and I'll just ████ chuck my phone somewhere. Mickey does it, man. That's why I'm not good at social media. Dude, the ████ I've sent you to. You sent me some goodness. I sent you of the Indian dudes like trying to hit on the little kid. What? Cuz it's a little baby kid. No, there's like it's a group of Indian. No, but for real though, some of the content that comes out India is just wild. I think it's I think I think most of the time they're in on the joke and we are the idiots and we're the ones looking at like ████ sick. Not the street food stuff. I think they're trying to trigger Americans. You know what you just did? You just made a mess and then you cleaned it up. Not the street food ████ We are the idiots. But I think that like that I know they're in on the joke. They're not really trying to hit on a baby. No, no, no, no. But then yeah, it's like it's juicing the algo from their end knowing that Americans are like gross, gross,
5:04 gross. I think they just follow with what gets engagement for real. Like if they they see all these street food videos, they're like, "Let's just post more of these." Yeah. Or like remember the ones where they were just um they were just saying obituaries and they're saying, "Oh, sorry for so and so that died." And they just make a YouTube video and they post it. You're like, "Okay, I guess." Piggyback obituaries. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're newsjacking obituaries. If you look at the street food, the grossest stuff is never posted by the guy actually cooking it. Yeah. Someone's recording them. Yeah. You know what I've been getting like ████ within the last couple of days is hella Chinese like reels and ████ Me too. So like especially like right now they're like you could buy luxury goods in China direct. You could buy you know it's like the tariff. Forget that. That's big right now. Everybody's buying in bulk like cutting out four middlemen just to get the ████ now. But it's like you
5:54 could buy like Watuit or whatever. They just take the label off. You can buy new era of hats 30 for like five bucks or some ████ Well, people knew this ████ already. I don't know why people think act like this is all brand new ████ Well, it's it it's like they're like Birkin bags is like it's like just you're paying for the name. It's like everyone knows that. The logo is $38,000. I think the manufacturer is making videos of them explaining the secrets of the bag and then they're like now you can buy from us. It's like they're clapping back. It's pretty crazy. The thing is that if I was manufacturing anything, I would also lie and say I made all of that ████ True. And sell out. I would too. Absolutely. Who who can verify? You don't know if it's actually fake. Yeah, exactly. Like who can verify if you're could make high quality fakes over there. You could just say like, "Oh, I've been making all this ████ for ████ Louis Vuitton." But well, I don't even know what a Birkin bag looks like, dude. So, I'm watching this video. I'm like, how do I even know this is what a Birkin bag is? Also, there are multiple different
6:44 manufacturers saying they make LV. So, it's like, who's correct? or all of them have that contract maybe. But it is funny because now people have a reason to stick it to the man. So that's why they're doing it now. I would ban, you're welcome, white liberal ladies from the internet. White liberal ladies from all of the internet. Wow. Just 30 women in their 30s in general. Like white ladies just ████ Yeah. Liberal grow back on the internet in your 40s. It's so What do you grow up? You know what is funny? The funniest ████ to me is like the liberal feminist ladies that actually are the opposite of what they preach. Like they they they actually have a stable marriage. Their husband has like some job that he and she's a stay-at-home mom and then so like she's
7:34 like taking it to the patriarchy and telling all these women to like live like independently, but she doesn't actually do that. Yeah, that's I think that's the creator that uh Above the Influence originally criticized and why they got cancelled. Really? Yeah. There was a there was a woman who who was an author or something and her her stuff was about that, but she was in a marriage and everything. Cuz if you if you think about the sad truth is those liberal white women are like encouraging and most people that get the ████ in of the stick are like minority women who leave their husbands and then they want to be like careerdriven and all that, but like it's like completely like you're not practicing what you preach. What's worse though, that or Mia Khalifa telling everyone that they should get a divorce if it's not working out? I mean that was pretty funny though. Anytime
8:24 Mia Khalifa is like talking about relationship advice, I always love it and I support it. Are a lot of ladies like referencing Mia Khalifa though? Like I don't really have their poster in their bedroom cuz you know how like girls are hella like oh you're a porn star. I'm not going to ████ listen to you. You're the magic. I think I think in public they're like yes. But I think in private women don't truly scorn them. You know ████ are catty. Yeah. Exactly. Like evidence has shown that they really are hate watching the things they say they're supporting. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I would also ban white conservative ladies in their 30s who are always like talking religious ████ all the time, but they're ████ 50 guys. Thank you. And like they're just so hypocritical and they're like the bless your heart types. Yeah. Who just don't accept anyone actually. And they they have so much hate in their heart and they're just like, "Well, bless your heart. You need Jesus." And stuff like uh get the ████
9:15 off the internet for So just white ladies pretty much. Yeah. White ladies. Yeah. Across the board. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. with what ethnicity do you think is the most angry on on the internet? White people for sure. Yeah. Cuz they're angry for everybody. They're angry on behalf of people that aren't pissed. I feel like white dudes are just chill as ████ on the internet, but white ladies for some reason are insane cuz they're always in their car and they're always crying about something, always yelling about stuff. I feel like they also take everything so literal to like I think it's it's the it's the incel white dudes and then the cry crybaby white ladies. They're the they're the most vocal. If you film inside of your car yourself and you're white get to ████ off the internet. Unless it's comedy sometimes. I like those Yeah. But if you're crying, you film yourself crying. ████ off the internet. So, we got to ban white people. Yeah.
10:05 Honestly. Yeah. It's time. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas. and tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. Oh, for me it's um hella upper middle class uh minorities that complain about being a victim. That's a big one. Upper class minorities that complain. never they never dealt with the struggles, but they're always living vicariously through like their grandparents struggle. Bro, I was just having a conversation about this the other day. Like, you didn't go through it, dude. Asians from San Francisco. Yep. Like, we
10:58 built the railroad. No, you didn't, dude. You ████ came over on a plane from Taiwan and you're rich as ████ Like, you didn't do ████ We built the railroad. You didn't build no railroad. Like, the ████ First gen. I know, right? I'm going start saying that. I built the railroads here, too. talking about ████ representation and equality. We built the railroad. You ████ rich ass went to Harvard, dude. Like, you never ████ did any labor in your life. Did you guys hear that the dude from Star Wars, John Boyyga, talking about Star Wars fans? And he's like, "Man, Star Wars fans, like you guys are okay with the black guy being the side character, and he just he just gets to be the friend." And I'm like, "No, we all hated the new movies, bro." Yeah. No one liked them. We all wanted you to be the main character, bro. You were you had the most interesting character. Just absolute whip. Just swinging a miss. Blaming the fans. Swinging a miss.
11:48 Yeah, he just blamed the fans at one of the cons. Dais Daisy really is hot though. She is hot. Sure. But she wasn't bouncing around enough for me. Ryan Gosling is the star of the new one. Really? Ryan Gosling. Star Wars Starf Fighter in 2027 that comes out. Ryan Gosling was just announced. Really? That guy at the beginning. It sounds boring already. Star Wars Starf Fighter. I'm chilling. I I would be impressed if another Star Wars came out that people actually liked cuz it feels like it's their own fandom hates everything. Legit once Disney bought it. They're excited about Andor season 2. People liked Rogue One. I liked Rogue One. Rogue One was the best of all the new ones. You didn't like Andor? I didn't see it. The TV show. I'd watch it. I heard it was good. Yeah, I heard it was good. Good writing. Mandalorian did pretty well, too. Yeah. I got to watch that still. But that's what I'm saying. Like, so John Boyyga, he's a black dude, British accent. And when I hear him saying this ████ I'm
12:38 like, it's like what you guys were talking about. Put that in his head. The ████ you talking about, buddy? America. Yeah. Yeah. His agent. Who know? I have no idea. And who knows what he's going through. Probably he he just sees people yelling at him all day online. Who knows? He's probably getting a bunch of racist people. When he was announced, he did. He definitely did. Yeah. But I just feel like, you know, I mean, he did the thing where like movie posters in China like took them off or made them smaller. Well, exactly. That's not us. That's not the fans. Yeah. What the heck? I love Star Wars. I wish I wish he was the main character of the thing. Not to not pandering or whatever. Like he had the most interesting arc. He was a Stormtrooper. But everyone thought he was going to be That's what I thought. They tricked us. Ditched him. And you're like, "What?" Did that writing was really weird. They extra ditched him in every movie. He's just yelling Ray the whole time, not even doing anything. It was weird. As a side question, let's say you're the star of a film and you have
13:29 points on the film, so you get paid more depending on how well it sells. Are you okay with different countries changing the marketing to reflect something that will generate more money for you? Or are you more of like, "No, I if this is the poster and I'm the center, keep it the same." I kind of care. Dude, if I if I'm in China and they go, "Hey, look, you got a ████ face. We don't want you." And I'm like, "Sorry, okay, let's sell. Let's play ball." Yep. I'm like, "Whatever it's going to take to get me more money because I haven't earned my entitlement to ████ switch things around yet." You are not a Georgia Clooney. Okay. I guess I guess it depends on like um like is it just the one movie that will bring you more money or is it like the status and representation will get you more movies. None of that's ████ guaranteed. Well, if it's international, it probably doesn't like let's say like your movie showing in Qatar or whatever, they're going to change the thing because I
14:19 don't know. I'm not brown enough. If you got to spray tan me, go for it, dude. Go for it, dude. Bro, we need to get the guy here that look like us. Like if you had like if you had a co-star that would a way more minor role but he was from Qar so they make him the ████ Oh that's fine make him a successful movie dude. Nobody is going to watch a movie with a jet face. Okay I will I will literally what marketing is like go and market go do what you do. That's why every time they do a new Jason Stathithm movie there's always like some hot ████ with her tits out on the poster. Always. always think it's they should make the tit scratch and sniff on the poster. I always find it to be kind of funny when certain actors they talk about how much money they made on films and they leave out the points. They leave out the backend earnings. Oh, they know what they're doing. I got paid
15:09 barely this much for this film. Dishonest picture of what's happening. Dishonor. Sure. There's a lot of things like that. Like uh like like like how do we know that the fact that you know they changed the poster for China for that Star Wars didn't actually net him more money at the end. Yeah, good point. But it is so messed up that they that Hollywood acts all tough on racial stuff and then they totally sell it all out to China. They can give a ████ just like they did where they they put uh Chinese characters in in huge franchises and gave them more screen time when they shipped the movie to that country, right? But like so what? Like, but that means they have to have a meeting while they while they pander to the public and do all this ████ They have to have a meeting with like, "Hey, take John Boyyga's face off of here. It's too black for China." Okay. Yeah. Remove it right now. Give me the final copy. Okay. Looks good. I don't see a black guy on there. Send it out. How wild is that? Yeah. That means someone on our side was like, "Yeah, let's get to Good job. Good job.
15:59 Approved. Approved all the way up the chain." And and they they probably got a Oh, good. The black guy's gone. Yep. Send it to China. Yeah. Now there's way more dollars in our account. They probably have a CCP consultant like telling them ████ Yeah. But that's why the only people who are really pissed at that are people that really don't know, you know, like because because you know how it works. It doesn't bother you cuz you're just like, "Yeah, that's the industry and that's their industry." But then the ones that are like, "No, Hollywood's being so ████ messed up to this guy." It's like, "No, learn the ████ world, dude. It's international marketing. That's not that easy." And then you got speed. I I like speed in China. I show speed in China and they're all yelling the N word at him. Cause and effect, brother. Yeah. But speed speed's a fan of rush hour, so he knows how it works. Yeah, there's a give and take there. That that rush hour meme is best, dude. Like the the best the trade relations have ever
16:49 been between us and China. And it's just the be of rush hour. Rush Hour did ████ wonders for just like regular relations between like normal Asians and black people. Like we were ████ getting along great. You weren't getting along great when the stereo was there. Never touch a black. Oh, but when war came on, boys started bonding. Oh, yeah. War. Yeah. You know what I have been seeing pop out too is um Chinese influencers clapping back. Uh American like there'll be a guy that's like, "Oh, you want to talk about the Tai Square? Yeah, but what about America and the 1920 something?" And then he'll be like going down all he goes, "Nobody wants to tell you about the dark facts of America, but you have all this criticism about the Chinese." I you know what? I kind of like all the Chinese folks climbing back. Bring it. Did you see the one I posted? No, I didn't see
17:39 it. I posted one on the JK IG. This guy was explaining that like, yeah, we the it's not about the tariffs. It's like when when Chinese and when China and America made these first like trade agreements and everyone made money on both sides, he's like, "Your oligarchs bought yachts and planes and and all this other ████ Our oligarchs built roads and distri and we all got rich." He's like, "I got rich." He's like, "You didn't get anything and yet you're mad at us." He's like, "When we all make money, look at how much China developed and how much America did it." Dude, and I was like, we got smoked big fats. We got mega smoked. This one guy was like, "Yeah, you know, uh, we both have a baby daddy, but yours is abusive." And mine, he take care of me. Yeah. You know, he he ████ me good, but he also buy thing for me. My life is getting better.
18:31 You guys have no nothing. You, you know, they just take everything from you. You get nothing back. And then you think you got free democracy, but you don't. Damn, cuz my sugar daddy pays me. I get richer. But you you don't get you don't even get a bag. And I'm like, damn, dude. That hurts. Shut up. I found it in China. Number one. China got taken down. Really? Keep
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