0:00 officer is facing quote level one critical incident investigation I don't know what the hell that means it's talking level one night that's that's good Banger ahead yeah but maybe She Bangs her head all the time maybe she banged her and she was like that all you got [Music] recently a 95 year old woman with dementia was tasered by police officers at a nursing home Colleen's a fan of this good good because she won't remember family that's wild also tasers are wild I just got one one like a police grade taser you did yeah yeah oh to protect yourself yeah I got a lot of weapons in my house is it like shooting tasers or is it like the one that you just like put on somebody it's just where you put it to
0:51 somebody but it's like I forget the voltage but it's wild even says police on it is it really loud did you like it it's so loud yeah I kind of want to oh I'm scared that's not Nick he loves it yeah should I bring it who wants to test it I'm scared be a woman don't be scared women are scared I think you should test it on an animal maybe just kill it like a squirrel or maybe test it on a pizza see if it melts the cheese oh that's a good buy a frozen pizza yeah yeah and if it melts the cheese you're like okay this can melt something no you can see like the the ████ bloopy yeah yeah yeah how much was it ████ uh literally 20 bucks what yeah it does I took it I tested it I was like it scared me at first because it was so loud bro the snap of it so loud I was like oh holy ████ honest question do you
1:41 think you'll be able to use it yep I think because when it's more of a deterrent than anything yeah like just you you want to do it before they get to you right it's more of a deterrence so that way people go oh well maybe I'll second guess like I'll think I'll think about this um do I think it'll be useful in like close combat situations and high stress moments um probably not I don't know depends on the situation really it's good for road rage road rage moments it's a good assistant I mean I think I'd rather use the pepper spray first than that just because I have distance um I had the pepper sprays really good because a friend of mine's a former cop she said it's awesome because um you know because they they get tested they have to do it all she said it's great because it causes pain
2:33 hours later yeah and when they take a shower it starts up again yeah yeah so I think that would be more effective than trying to be like okay I'm gonna get into like a close combat situation and try and use this taser because the other thing is I they'll probably be able to take the taser away from me and use it on me so if I at least have some sort of distance involved use a pepper spray distances but Colleen got some big uppercuts though she got good also being buff because if you hear someone in the other room and you just with your with your off hand you click the taser and they could hear it but they're like oh I don't care and then you'll have the pepper spray in your dominoes oh yeah I got I got options I got I got options dual wielding that noise was scared no the noise is really yeah like so on your iPhone like that or whatever it sounds
3:24 like what about just ████ hairspray in a lighter whoa yo let's go the good old Aqua Net cocktail the guy comes out with no eyebrows but it's faced this way when you accidentally separate yeah yeah but then but then you're gonna go to jail yeah that's true whatever happened to a good old-fashioned string and a paint can dude what about that or a bucket of water on top of the ████ door laughs or like a busted pearl necklace on the ground so are you gonna say that her memory came back after being tased uh that would have been amazing it wasn't gonna get worse actually uh so detectives were investigating the use of a taser on the elderly woman in Australia uh they were responding to a call that the 95 year
4:15 old had taken a steak knife from the care home kitchen and was subsequently tasered by police after the fact when she was struck uh or tasered she fell and struck her head on the floor oh my God suffering from critical injuries before being taken to the district Hospital okay like I hate saying this but you know when people always go like couldn't they have just got the knife out of her using some other subdue method she's 95 yeah couldn't they have done some other subduement you know that it's a steak Knife I can't even cut a well done T-Bone with that what if she's been doing CrossFit for like 20 years yeah well she's really fit she's the exception what's that you know this in the Spider-Man origin movies when like he realizes he's fast and the guy's punching him and it's he sees it in slow motion I feel like this is the situation
5:06 it's like in slow motion it's also a steak Knife that's not even the like of all the knives and also like the most General steak knives are usually extra dual yeah and if it's in a what is it in her house or a retirement a care home steak oh yeah it's a butter knife no one's eating the steak in there would you rather have stick the dog on her no what about pepper spray pepper spray be a better solution yeah a battery Ram she's a crazy lady she might be like stop everybody I'll stab myself and you don't want to stab yourself either so you're like oh ████ you could probably just mind game her by literally putting a stake in front of her and going oh good Blanche you got you got everything you need her give her a fork yeah hey hurry up go make a perfectly medium worse or you could just like trade for something or like you know have that knife and go
5:56 like hey this knife's better yeah give me that knife first and I'll give you this one and it's a butter knife oh like yeah dude you could probably play all kinds she's 95. see these are the tactics oh you're talking about like the Frank Sinatra impersonator oh yeah I think it's a nice Filipino dang dude tasinger I don't know the the police have addressed the incident um saying that body cam recordings from the officer showed confronting footage which would form part of their internal investigation they said it would not be in the public interest to be releasing that footage and the officer who fired the taser was off duty you know what that means right they're not they're not releasing someone already bought the rights AFV probably yeah America's Funniest Videos or it's possible as possible have you
6:47 ever tased an elderly no I wonder what happens I don't know [Music] off and he was off he was off yeah hey you do it no um you do it you're off duty oh that's a good idea why why is he even there why does he have a body camera yeah what I don't get is why does it matter if he's off duty like like because they put that thinking that it's gonna matter to people like oh he's off duty this guy's a civilian tailoring old lady so just to show that nobody called 911 to bring a dispatching officer or maybe they say he's off duty so that the uh the actual Precinct can't get in trouble for it ah does that ████ work it's in Australia so the rules might be different oh and it's in Australia yeah oh man they have all funny accents is there Silver Linings to this story there's a silver knife wow I thought it was like
7:37 so she didn't get her memory back or anything I think the Silver Linings is that it's in Australia imagine that's nice oh I love Sydney Bart creates his own narrative and then questions why there's no solution to his narrative yeah I thought it was gonna be like you know like it comes like full circle so all this talk up and no memory has been regained yeah what the ████ is the point of this article that's good news that is good news but if someone doesn't remember no PTSD did she still press charges or she doesn't have to anymore I think the family will yeah well it's not well if Austria is the same as America it's not up to them it's up to the the D.A oh all right hey but if it was your family member who's like your grandma or something and she got tased because she had a steak knife out like how would you feel my grandma was feisty that's all I was kind of like because my Grandma had Alzheimer's too
8:28 yeah and then um because in their mind like when they have Alzheimer's whatever they're fighting for becomes life or death yeah because she doesn't believe that in everyone's reality is different from unreal yeah so for example uh my grandma she has to take all these like medicines like blood pressure whatever and then in the beginning she'd be like Oh I'm gonna take it and then my grandpa's like no no you took it already you don't need to take it she goes no I need to take it I didn't take it yet yeah and then so it became okay now let's sign the the pill thing and she's like who forged my signature yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like why is someone forging my signature I need to take you trying to kill me are you trying to ████ kill me and then so it gets like it starts escalating yeah so now like let's say if uh okay we need to go for our walk grandma and then we have people like hired to like help her and she'll like fight them like I don't ████ need to go for a walk so it becomes really really crazy
9:19 my grandma never like busted a knife out or whatever but I can imagine the 95 year old lady like for the smallest things like fighting for life or death because yeah her reality is different from you it's totally different yeah so you're saying it was okay that they tased her I'm saying that I can empathize a little bit true though right so you're saying it's okay that Russia invaded Ukraine yes okay because I've seen my grandma like flip her ████ over stuff and I'm like and that's family and if she was in a senior citizen's home and you got one grandma going ape ████ over here another grandma going ape ████ like everyone's going ape ████ it's just East just go I'm just like I'm impressed that she she didn't die because she's within the bracket of people that you you're not supposed to taste as a train officer right because then they just die or
10:09 falling right like yeah there's like these people can't fall so maybe she is kind of able to to kill you facing quote level one critical incident investigation I don't know what the hell that means this is Australian talk yeah yeah nothing which is a category for injuries which lead to death or imminent death because she did bang her head yeah but maybe She Bangs her head all the time maybe she banged her and she was like that all you got like that's ████ scary dude imagine I need more tasers yeah there's just shocking the ████ out of her oh my God [Music]
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