0:00 exactly yeah and it could just be done yeah it's also super insecure yeah I also think like I'm insecure me too [Music] all right we got another thing from uh North Texas this time oh cool is it for Nick only he will like it you will not like it oh why I'm sorry so I we have a married couple driving a minivan the guys I hate it already the guy's name is Zayn the girl is Paola yeah they're driving in a minivan and they're being tail guided tail Guided tailgated by another car it's getting pretty close to them so they decide to merge to the right to let this dude pass because she's being a dick right so as he passes Zayn flips him off oh no idiot
0:52 why just let them pass yeah dude he flips him off which he also mentions that his wife Paola hates it when he does this then don't do it Go in zany again do it some people he does it all the time we'll shoot you just for that yeah because they're crazy nah that doesn't happen oh no so what happens is the car pulls up next to them and fires several why are you laughing Nick why would you say I would like this what I didn't even get a punchline yet you're really laughing yeah why are you laughing you guys were all laughing when he said that I wasn't I definitely wasn't laughing ooh got you there what's the funny stop being mean to him roll the tape back what's the funny part he ████ around it irony it's not the contrast of saying no they don't get shot they got shot immediately after so yeah they end up
1:42 both getting shot did they die but his wife dies oh but he lived to tell the story but he lives and he ████ but isn't that crazy how ████ happens like that I didn't make that up that's really what he said did he actually not lie and say yeah I flipped them off and then he shot me that's what he said not to victim blame but he asked for it kinda not at all dudes most realities are just so ████ skewed you just can't test people's realities are so skewed like you cannot no you should be able to ████ flip people off it's called freedom of speech bar yeah and you shouldn't be assaulted for it that guy was provoking we live can you flip off a gorilla yeah they don't throw ████ at you no no ████ pull your head off your head or your body yeah because that's what gorillas hate they hate
2:33 getting flipped you could flip off a gorilla and he'll probably like think he did Magic I was with you for a second then you pulled out the gorilla thing now I'm kind of like damn it I can't support it that guy was like yeah you should be able to stare a Rottweiler in his eyes but guess what he's gonna bite you in the face maybe if he has anger issues but yeah you should be able to ████ stare in his house then flip off the people you know that dog if you're in California you could probably flip off a good amount of people depending on what city you're in if you're in La West LA you could flip off a lot of people I mean that didn't happen why because you're not afraid of the gays well I just think I'm lost I think in the culture of driving out there everyone's flipping everybody off I think there's a difference between life not their work California why you say out there like you're not in California West L.A dude there's a there's a there's a clear difference between like like yeah it should be illegal but there's also
3:23 common sense right so like you don't want to provoke anything even if it's legal to talk ████ yeah it's legal to talk ████ right but if I ████ you don't know if you're driving next to a guy that just got out of jail and he's ████ nuts yeah but and it's illegal for him to shoot you right and he should go to jail for it sure but at the same time should you poke the bear yeah especially when you know someone's tailgating you and like they're acting or like erratic on the road you don't want to make that even worse by flipping them off you just yeah like what's your mission is your mission tonight to spend time with your lady and have a good time and get some pizza and watch a movie then does this ad take you away from the mission do you guys do this or do you guys do this I've never flipped anyone off of my life that's not a problem that's true I've never I've never done that I don't
4:13 flip anything because I'm not asking for it I get a little bit of knuckle out a little bit I only do this to my friends yeah I only flip out friends it's like it's like shocking like straight yeah this feels like so forced to like hold every finger because if I'm gonna go like this to a stranger I might as well drive into his car yeah you might as well punch him I might as well just go like this in yeah I've never flipped anyone off yeah there's no point I got like arthritis when I flip people off but there are people out there that believe like you should be able to be as offensive as possible and nothing happens to you and I'm all like I agree I mean you can and it's illegal if someone acts out violently and then they should go to jail because they were they you know because they lost it that's still illegal but you did provoke them
5:03 and then that's the karma you ████ around and you found out I think it's a 50 I agree dude I don't think they should but you also asked for it some people might be cool with it they might just be like well ████ that guy like why would you want to jeopardize your whole family because you're upset I just can't believe in the interview this guy was like she hates when I do that yeah yeah I think you probably felt he probably I couldn't see how it happened yeah I could see like him like yeah and then the police like so what happened so when I do that I could see all this happened that was actually really good I felt kind of sad she told me so read that sentence he wrote she was an innocent victim she was a passenger in the car when I flipped off the driver who put us in danger she always hated past tense because you ████ killed your wife you dumb ████ and I did it anyway yeah
5:54 you're an idiot dude that's the guilt that's the that's like I put us in the situation because I was I was trying to ████ around and find out um I'm glad he recognized it though yeah it's like a weird thing no don't put faces to it because then it's too real is that a stock photo a real photo marriage license today they got married they just got married they were going on their phone their honeymoon yeah she looks like a sweet lady too she looks like well she doesn't like when he flips them off so you know she has a lot of sense yeah she was keeping him in line I do feel bad for certain people though that their world so like they've been lucky enough to where they grew up in a world where that's not even a possibility where someone will blast
6:44 your ass for me it's common sense right especially in La every summer road rage happens there's a lot of people that will just blast you because you cut them off or whatever and so like if you grew up in a world where that's not even an option and then as like things just get as far as like you're yelling at each other in a car they're so ignorant to how the world really can be did they have I'm sorry maybe wasn't paying attention did he have a gun too no so it was just the other guy who was shooting back and then he got shot as well but his wife was the one who died yeah they both got shot no he just blasted into the car wouldn't you especially like I don't know in like the state of Texas just assume though that like you know there's already rule very true oh it was in Texas people just have guns on them more likely you know I was for sure not
7:34 paying attention I don't I don't assume text yeah I don't assume Texas because that's not Texas Behavior that's more California Behavior to flip people off no no to just like randomly blast in Texas it's like I am proud of the Second Amendment I know it's a uh a privilege and a right so everyone let's uphold like like like let's not like let's say if the teacher brings in this really cool soda fountain all the kids are all right be cool kid then we'll do a homework or else we're gonna lose the privilege that's Texas California it's it's already illegal so ████ it ████ you know what I mean yeah because they don't it's like they already go we have something really special let's protect it it seems like in a place where you can grow up with uh guns being around that you would have a better practice to impulse control yeah because it's not I don't know I just
8:24 felt that it was safer there than here like the small towns that they have there we have small towns too but there's still a lot of crime yeah this ████ does happen in in Cali like more for sure obviously well I mean there's always going to be like an anomaly or like a you know a bad egg right so I guess it's just the ████ lesson of just not provoking anybody because unless you're also ready to engage I think we have to touch upon what Joe was saying like it's nice to be able to have your LV bag sitting on the passenger seat and then no one should be breaking my car windows when I go inside to a store right but then I grew up that that's a reality if someone sees something valuable yeah so even for me like if I have a regular ████ JanSport backpack if I'm gonna go somewhere I put it behind the car seat
9:14 right like I'm not I don't even believe anything that looks sure like anything of value it's just you have to understand what the reality is it's crazy that some people do not understand that yeah I used to be pissed about that too but then I realized it's because they didn't grow up like me right so yeah like what's second nature to you is just something that isn't even an option for them well also people got to learn the hard way you know what I mean it's like you don't learn about your bag being stolen until it gets stolen so same thing like you don't think that somebody's gonna shoot you even if you flip somebody off maybe they're gonna do something back but not you might not think they're gonna shoot you it's just that happened to be the hard lesson that day there was this girl that uh like um at my old Studio she left her purse on the passenger seat of her car when she like ran in and so somebody smashed her window I had it all on on video someone
10:05 smashed the window took her back out mad easy she was pissed about it and I was telling her like why did you leave it on the thing and she was like I'm just mad because my gun was in my bag oh my gosh that's even worse yeah it's even worse I know and she's mad at him and I'm like you can't I'm like did you are you from out of state she said I grew up in Burbank wouldn't Burbank kind of ████ know it's crazy but that's also that yeah that's not how you treat weapons too yeah if you have a weapon on you just the other day I was pumping gas and then um these Japanese tourists they rented some motorcycles and then this lady after she figured out how to pump gas she was going into the store and her wallet keys everything was just left on her motorcycle seat thank God her other friend was there and then she was just like you can't do that in America and I
10:56 was listening to their conversation she goes you can't just leave this is out in the open like what are you doing yeah Japan is really safe but it's like that in Japan like you could literally just leave your ████ wallet and your things in your bag and then just go to the store ████ pee come back whatever right like it's yeah yeah so so I was like that's ████ crazy but I think it's like that like it's not a second nature when you grow up so peaceful like no yeah if you think like you know argue with someone is the is the craziest thing that can happen they don't think like someone will murder you then you know then you're then you're more confident about arguing you know that's crazy when I was in Shanghai I accidentally like an idiot left my Nintendo switch in the basket of the mobike you know the little bike you can rent and just ride around oh yeah I left it in the basket when I checked the bike back into the stall I came back four
11:48 hours later it was still sitting in there wow I like that too yeah where like people leave the clothes you might even way more yeah there's Bentley like on the Bentley car and they'll go like to the gym ████ is Haram baby you can't steal stuff another lesson this was designed for friends honestly I think that's right like if you're gonna flick someone off you better be planning to either get shot or shoot them I do think the biggest theme though is just knowing what your mission is if your goal is to have a good time don't do anything that leads away from it yeah if you're having a good time yeah pulling over was great that guy was tailgating could have endangered you let him go and then if your mission is to have a go on a date then keep going on a date yeah and if an altercation can be over in a second why make it longer or more confident like if if your goal is to have a good time yeah let's have a
12:38 good time at the supermarket with your family some guy like like shoulder bumps you or whatever like that's ████ literally going away from what your mission was that day exactly yeah and it could just be done yeah it's also super insecure yeah I also think like I'm insecure me too most people don't deal like running a conflict every day right or like if you do you're you're dealing with normal people so like you're you're just it's more okay I guess for them to just like get into a quick little argument and then they move on with their day but then I think you should avoid conflict at all costs even if you look like a ████ yeah because you just never know when you're running into someone that will murder you yeah the stakes are too high plus if this guy's been doing that and she hates it every time he does it then he's kind of been racking up
13:29 that department so he yeah so you're saying he deserved it no but I think he I think he deserved to lose his wife I don't think he deserved it but I think he asked for it but I don't think he deserves I think he I don't think anyone deserves getting killed for flipping someone off but no his probabilities got higher right right right because one day you're gonna run into the nut and they're gonna kill you You're Gonna Roll the Snake Eyes eventually yeah most people you can flip them off and then maybe the further still goes be like let's fight like that guy that's like pounding on your ████ window to the Bruno Mars song and then just touch me [Music]
14:23 thank you
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