0:00 and I bet you all the lives were like oh the Torso gets me to it that's what gets me going because they see the statue they're like oh the V the V a Tallahassee principle has been forced to resign after parents complained that Michelangelo's statue of David is considered pornographic and shouldn't be shown to a sixth grade art history class sixth grade why because she gets too horny yep that's what it was they're just saying it's offensive and pornographic kids know what pp's is by sixth grade I know right that's kind of late yeah and it's just a naked dude which ones that we in 1993 is is my is uh statue Divi standing straight up right he's got his ████ out doesn't he have like a coat he kind of standing like sexy I think he's like holding like a deck yeah yeah he has a coat over his
0:50 oh yeah right very classic image you gotta Coke Zero in one of the most prestigious and most notorious sculptures ever created in Florence isn't it that penis broken off anyway no the penis is there but a lot of those dicks got broken off because because it's funny yeah yeah yeah no because era a certain era they had to go through all of them break off the dicks and replace them with leaves yeah but it is fun that's tight that's the only the only problem about with that that ever like came up from that was just going hey you like that ████ stop looking at it he's trying to accuse other dudes of being gay once you have to turn to that peach man huh so uh literally um that's stupid there's not much more information than that outside the fact
1:41 that the principal's names her name is hope she was pushed out of Tallahassee classical school this week after three parents complained about the curriculum that's all it took three two of them said dude two of them said they wish they'd been made aware that kids were being shown images of the sculpture first and one claimed it was pornographic and they claimed the images upset their children wow their sixth graders have seen way worse what do you think 100 that are showing like the freaking that have the libraries that are containing those right the anime ones we love books those are that's real yeah we did the article on that one and you know I mean or what about like anatomy books or even like the like National Geographic Star Wars like these are indigenous tribes you got ████ titties all yeah yeah that's pornographic man that was the first titties I saw is National Nat Geo yeah nice 100 no no looking back when I was a
2:32 kid yeah they were nice now I'm like oh yeah not my style your first set of titties though they were nice yeah the scarcity mindset of seeing tits you know I like titties of all kinds still he's lying but he's actually probably it's a tough time to be a teacher because you gotta deal with not really like educating but dealing with the ████ opinions of parents that's probably the hardest and you don't get paid enough to deal with that ████ well they're taking like you can tell that the parents are like oh this is our little moment like what's going on with drag queen Story Hour stuff so they're taking like that and they're applying it to like this ████ and it's like this is not that bro no yeah what are you doing it's not the same I mean the statue of David is pretty gay and I remember when we were growing up
3:22 um I feel like when we were growing up it was the opposite where no one wanted to talk about homosexuality but I remember seeing all these statues and thinking these Greek and Roman dudes were so gay because all they did was create naked men and then it's like in the future that's all they did and in the future you find out they were super gay that's why they thought they they made more men than females because they're they thought that the most beautiful bodies were male bodies Bart stand up let me see it this is why Joe should be a history teacher how funny would it be if like years later some some archaeologists I'll cover your body goes this guy was definitely super gay we did carbon dating that should be so funny you tell that he was definitely
4:12 gay but did they but did they tell that to us when we were growing up learning art history they didn't they didn't say that ████ in high school they didn't say like these statues was it was it was erotic art or like it was like it was because the guys Michelangelo and all these guys they built it because they thought the male figure was much more hotter than the female figure I picture a thousand years from now some guy brushing off like ████ JoJo's outline he's got like a fossilized laptop computer he's got his hand on his dick and he's laying sideways like that they're like like oh yeah yeah this one's definitely gay foreign wait so they you're saying that they made those statues because they were like Thurston after that image because
5:03 that was yeah that was no I mean it's not like the way but the thing is they believe well they also Drew um have them with real small dicks because small dicks to them is like classy you're not an animal yeah finally dick dude you're like a you're like a gross low-class animal you hear that Steve Gross low class that's all rumors are fighting [Laughter] that's why all the sculptures were made with smaller penises because that was classic it's polite isn't it it's more of a sign of intelligent stuff because you would focus on things that more intellect versus the big monster animal you know
5:56 Savage another thing you can't control fun fact fun fact the the first bodybuilder late 1800s right the way he decided to shape his body was based on these sculptures because he would look like and be he would look at it and be like how come like guys don't look like this because then guys of that era were probably malnourished or whatever and so he would use those bodies as a way to like aspire to uh like have body goals and then he set the trend for what the ████ body looked like should look like for men tried to shrink his dick really yeah to be more polite he was the first Rising grinder 4 a.m rise and grind he wakes up hustle
6:47 he did it every day dude every day so uh what is kind of cool though is that the mayor in Florence actually invited this uh this principle to come and uh to invited them to Italy to come see the the Sculptra and also invited the parents so they could get horny that's a tight idea yeah that's a great idea come and walk come and see the ████ ancient porn so you can get so horny come come see this artwork so that you understand this it's not just pornography I'm hearing open your mind you ████ ignorant I know Jesus and I bet you all the lies were like all the Torso gets me to it yeah that's what gets me going because they see the statue they're like oh the V the feed was right he was right chicks need to wear dark back to Olive Garden so I could eat some ████ authentic pasta that's right you go to the if you go to the Italy Olive
7:38 Garden that's the real thing that's Overkill it's Americans can like go in there and appreciate it nah nah they're gonna be like where's ████ Domino's don't give me this anchovy pizza ████ I think if if they pay for their flight they're gonna ████ they're gonna you think they'll go I hope they show up and then they complain to the museum curator that this guy's dicks out hey what and they're trying to cover it up with our sweater what's going on and then they ████ put glue on their hand and put on the dick oh yeah oh ████ damn not much else to say no no it's a little dick stop saying little ████ it's classy stop saying but is it is it like a Christian thing like are they like a Christian school and they're like we don't want to see this heresy in the case of this uh in this school Tallahassee classical uh cool name
8:28 okay let me ask you this what do you guys think about having about teaching sex to kids you think it's ████ weird how old well I think you tell me what sex education right like we all got this doesn't that happen in like sixth grade sixth grade middle school yeah Fifth and circle remember we had that in a different way like the time we were growing up they would ████ bring out the projector they would have to take these ████ like halfway like you know translucent little things that show the anatomy put it on this ████ light projecting thing nowadays what do they got they got they got a drag queen ████ bending over the children yeah they might ████ show like a page and a book but the kid meanwhile is in the back beaten off to like 4K videos of like you know what I mean it's a different world goal yeah yeah it doesn't seem like school is beating the internet to education 100 nowadays nowadays it seems like you probably would have seen so much ████ versus when we were kids yeah we didn't see a whole lot dude when I was in like
9:19 the fourth grade I was looking at pornographic material you pervert I was dude you are and I'm bragging about it bro I was straight up drawing titties and then erasing them it's not about drawing a body with Ken and then putting a paper ████ bikini on a pencil a ████ bikini on 100 but not in pen I wouldn't be that ████ risky that's risky business I would do it I have to get caught up dude that's how you get caught yeah no yeah you draw the titties right and then you you know you're doing the same spot and then you're like yeah but then you're erasing me perfect now there's no imagination no more dude I know they just ████ look at the phone and go damn damn Tick Tock girls and they can see them all every ████ size shape and color these little kids have no idea how lucky they are That's crazy dude and they're gonna be they're gonna be weird for it that's such over
10:09 exposurement but their parents look at Michelangelo and think it's porno exactly dude do you think about the dopamine hits that little Timmy gets when he goes on the Hub and he's just watching something it beats off and he's like I'm gonna do that ████ again I'm not gonna go out I wonder what that does to their mind because like it's not good for us it was like a slow build but even then our grandparents would probably look at our generation and say oh they're getting too much ████ it's like the grocery store dude we don't have to hunt anymore no right so but we're b███████ because we used to have to hunt we had to get we had to chase down the titties ourselves and find an old magazine somewhere under dumpster or some ████ we was hunting dude we were hunting we were Hunters we were scavengers together yeah I like this I like this and now they have stores and you can just get up and go into the store and you get all the titties and ████ asses you want and and it's all very available and at low prices and we're just jealous aren't we yeah at the
10:59 end of the day we're just we're haters yeah we're haters dude back in my day [Music] foreign
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