0:00 [Music] all right uh blows it out the park right there that's Su that's all you guys got to do this one's going to this one's going to hit a uh a very special special place for those of you that have kids oh wow oh me just say no W that one you consider your cats your children yeah you'll just be pissed off all right this um this company it's called happy baby he's trying to outdo you on the sad stuff they released a a this uh Cutting Edge bassinet it's called SN and uh they released this back in 2016 it's not new uh people loved it because it's basically a smart device uh it's a smart bassinet it uses sensors to detect uh when a baby is fussing and it
0:50 automatically emits soothing sounds and then yeah and then womb like motions to calm the baby down it even has a feature that makes sure the baby stays on its back so like if it like rolls whatever goes it's like a ████ frying pan I'll like flip it back to Skillet yeah it's like it looks like a Denny Skillet and it goes and it's um malfunction and the baby's on its belly and it's trying to get over it keeps on Flipping back onto its face to Omelette all right no I just do that he read the article he literally just said PVP man yeah oh PVP right now yeah no that doesn't Happ two for two so um it's uh yeah and it's FDA approved it can add about 1 to 2 hours of sleep for a baby you know that's a lot of hours Look at stupid face exactly mil your wake up oh 8 to 12 he's
1:41 fine and then after 1 it's every other hour oh ████ hour to 30 sometimes yeah it's brutal so this Bassin bamn bro good luck this bassinet costs $1,700 but people still bought it like crazy and also dude to get sleep ████ yeah dude still bought it also because the resale value is very high on it oh the aftermarket for this thing yeah because a lot of people don't want to buy a new they want to buy you so they're I mean of course you're going to sell it cuz baby's not going to need it forever yeah so it goes to the next person um but then they just announced that the features on the happy baby smart bassinet are only going to be available under a $20 subscription plan that's all lot of people are doing now done quit and the reason Reas why people aren't happy about it is that because if
2:32 you buy the thing new like if you bought it like in 2016 or or or at any point you buy it like brand new then you don't have to pay the subscription what this is like Tesla yeah but if you sell it to someone else that person is going to have to pay oh my 20 months to have the premium things turn on a lot of cars are like that really doing that there a lot of people are going to subscription well good thing my car is 1988 never even had the option to do it yeah everybody's really piss pissed about it uh cuz you can't transfer the uh the you know if you if you have the premium the other guy doesn't get it he's got to get his own Beach yeah and now that kind of like ruins the um you know the the resale market for the thing yeah but since I ain't got a ████ kid I'm like it's 20 bucks a month who cares that's true yeah a lot of people are
3:22 still willing to pay for it for something that keep your baby safe and they're probably like just digging their own grave if anything what do you mean the company the company was like the baby the company if they're like going to do that business model people don't want it yeah cuz it's I think a lot of the part of the baby culture is like let's say I have a baby stuff I don't use give it to them they don't use it they pass it along cuz baby stuff's expense is so expensive and it's so temporary like they outgrow ████ so fast so like the passing along culture is huge yeah and then so like what if I pass it on he can't get the features on it's ████ up it's kind of Genius on their part though to try to like squeeze out their customer a little bit I'm going just have a naked baby what do you mean it's cold though like sometimes it's just way too cold in the but then the the Basset put a hoodie on or something what did babies do in the
4:12 past we were babies in the past no but I'm like in the past past the 40s and the 50s like that walk around before clothes just ████ hold the naked baby right yeah but also before clothes people didn't have like careers and stuff like that so I think it's yeah a lot of the babies back in the day also didn't survive cuz they were cold probably cuz they got cold pneumonia and everything that's why you have L out to have a kid during spring yeah and I'm going to be in a warm place probably Hawaii I mean you could do that in Hawaii for sure babies going to be walk Hawaii for sure you could go naked all day long what if you don't want to baby might be all sticky cuz it's humid shower yeah it's all uncomfortable what about when you want to put your baby down h Huh what about when you want to put that IED that's Hannah's job oh
5:03 what if she wants to put it down keep it on you just like what they did in the back day back in the day the backpack back the back the back day is good that it's good you ever seen those ████ ladies that thing like a they got a baby sack and then they they got a baby backpack with a handle on their forehead and they hold the baby from the forehead damn you guys don't know space that's not space that's Hunter gather life you guys don't know space damn look but sometimes just putting on cute clothes is fun you know you just put on like a ████ you like dressing up the baby yeah you know he puts a cool Los Angeles shirt on you're like oh that's cool what's your favorite fit for your baby baby look like you but 50 years old and he's like a old man well he really did put tattoo sleeves on the baby that was
5:53 cool boring it's boring if it's naked but you know what I mean like you just tattoo clothes you're like tight let's pictures you got to do the the the big eyebrows to you draw the eyebrows oh I don't want to put anything on his face right now what about bassinets though I mean I get if you don't want to put clothes on your baby what about what about like a crib or something a photo of this thing I want to know how is one those futuristic ones just look like that a whole bed and a basset subscription for that because of the because of the actual like capabilities so it's a baby bed yeah you know what crib a bassinet is it's like it's it's the own separate theme you know what's a way cheaper way dog beds dog beds yeah dude like okay it's the size of a ████ baby dude take it from a father and it's way softer looking than a crib like when you
6:44 look at a do and some of these dog beds too they're like Temperpedic material that's true they're like don't got the walls the baby don't fall out though yeah but then haven't you seen the dog beds where it's like a it's like a bowl it's big it's got like at least but what about the whole point of the features which is the point of the conversation where it's got features it can detect if your baby is fussing up it can detect if your baby's flipping over it's trying to save you one to two hours of more sleep for the baby so you get hire a Filipino Auntie to hang out so so you got a subscription for the Filipino Auntie the Filipino Nani can I be honest it's tiring and you want more sleep and all but at the same at the end it's just like you just got to go through it and it's worth it you know what I mean cuz your kid you get to see your kid what do
7:34 you do then you mean you just ████ you you sit next to the bed and then when the baby wake up you ████ rock it like what you Do's your guys so this is our schedule 8 to 12 like he knows 6:00 shower 7:00 ████ you better eat so we feed him and then by the time it's eight he's he's out how you how you know he knows hm how you know he know he knows it's shower time he's like oo time to sleep and how do we know it's cuz he we done everything possible to make him happy but he's constantly crying so that just means it's sleep time damn so if we done everything walk outside yeah so we just put him to bed and he's out 8 to 12 but the problem is I don't like sleeping at 8 yeah that's too early so my wife would be like all right I'll sleep around that time I bet she be up till like 2: 300 a.m. if he wakes up around 1
8:24 a.m. all we got to do is pick him up feed him boom after he feeds he passes out put him back to sleep do you guys uh wake up and take turns every other or you guys both do it or how you guys do 8 to 8 to 12 or one and 8 to 3 she got it that's her that's her and then me I do three four five six7 three four 56 but then there's no sleeping back again you you're up the whole day so your day starts around 4 every day that's our schedule man you guys I don't know why people want to have kids I don't know either I think biology ████ tricks you too cuz you do it and then you're like man is ████ nuts and then 6 to 9 months later you're like I think we could have another one no that's what it is like in the beginning is ass I'm not even going to lie nobody nobody says that ████ but like ass is that's
9:14 horrible it's like buying your you're like oh ████ everyone got those new shoes That's So Dope and you buy it and your ████ toes are all crunched and why the ████ people Rock these shoes Nikes and then ████ like N9 months later like oh these are kind of comfy yeah but it's ass I'm not even going to lie it's ass how long's it been now just 4 months oh damn that short I remember you had a baby like yesterday man me too I'm over here like what the ████ did I do like I I don't have time anymore complaining but it's it's cute that's when the dad start ████ yelling at the TVs what the ████ happen where's all my time going dude yeah that's what I'm saying but your attitude changes because you're up at 400 a.m. and you're pissed off the whole time this is a random question but isn't it like daylight
10:04 savings tonight or something oh hell no we lose an hour I think we do no no you gain one we gain one I thought we got it already you gain an hour wait I thought we lose an hour so so does that mean we get another hour of sleep tonight cuz I need it topic is not about specifically Us in daylight I'm just saying like the baby's on an internal clock mm does that mean you you will just adjust to the we have to adjust it yeah w adjust and the cool thing is the more you are set to your schedule the easier it becomes so if you're really on point with the 6:00 shower the ████ eating whatever then the baby will get to your schedule that's why schedules are everything what about the mentality of the people that just like live life the way you did before and then like it might be a little bit tough but then the baby won't be so n it's going to be rough it's
10:55 going to be rough cuz the baby will be crying randomly and you won't know why it's crying I guess the pro and con is like it's like rough in that sense cuz there's no strict schedule but then like your life doesn't change as crazy cuz you know there's some people that are like they have a newborn or they have a young infant but they're still will willing to go out and do certain things and whatnot or like the baby doesn't have to sleep right now so everything just ends you know what I mean I think so no I mean I see what you're saying think like schedule is like for sure more important it's even with animals right they go feed your dog same time same it's just you lower the cortisol levels in the organism mhm so when it's unpredictable you create high cortisol up so I don't know if later on in life that person becomes a high anxiety person cuz my sister would be like super stri of schedule and my dad still look at me be like I don't fully agree I think it should be more relaxed you know I mean I'm sure there's always there's
11:45 ways to like overdo things but then just biologically um you as steady as things are possible you have lower cortisol just an organ and you think that helps the parents out more too I think so and the but mainly the baby though it's the it's and then cuz you don't want to hear that baby cry no you don't you want to be like shut up baby almost I did that almost you said that once I was looking at I'm like you ████ like shut I'm sorry bu that's tripping that's I'm so sorry bubbly my wife's like he's a ████ kid I'm like I'm no I'm sorry I said I'm sorry you know damn baby there are like there are times I go I understand why shaking baby syndromes of yeah for sure like what the ████ is going on I understand why that's a rough way no but but it's just like it's just like if we
12:36 were outside had a road rage and you you hear somebody just screaming at you it's going to boil your blood oh it's like that one girl that um that when they're trying to cross the street at the gay neighborhood she starts screaming in his face yeah or any any video you see like ████ you know those those girls just screaming at you for nothing I'm gay you're like what the ████ I don't care yeah yeah yeah I don't want to make you happy you know but it's just it's something in your stomach that's pissing you off that's what I get the same effect of the kid screaming a certain way cuz it's like isn't like a biological response to like yeah it's just like from how we grow up but just naturally it's helping you get better I feel like it's helping me get better Patiently I know but also waking up 5:00 a.m. every day dude so much ████ to do you're just like I'm up baby and doing emails and everything you're just head
13:27 of the game so by the time 8:00 does come you're like all right I guess you can rest and you take advantage of that you're like oh 8:00 I can not give a ████ about anything else after this and you just try to sleep except when he helps me to play games I'm like damn I should play games but I should sleep at the same time that's that's my Hest thing
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